my monster girlfriends

Bai Yin squinted.

"You think, as long as you ask in a 'I've already asked' language..."

With that said, swallow the noodles.

"...I would really think that you did ask this question, and from this, the thought of 'I asked it twice, it would be inappropriate if I didn't answer it'...isn't it?"

"Eh..." Miao Wuwu smiled "I've been exposed", "It's okay, it's the same for the first time."

"Alas..." Bai Yin sighed again, "He is a very good friend."

"Gender, male or female? Hideyoshi or female man?"

"Female."

"Wow." Miao Wuwu suddenly made an exaggerated expression of "I have melons to eat", "Girlfriend?"

"To a certain extent it exceeds this relationship, to some extent...it is inferior to this relationship."

In Bai Yin's view, whether it's Xueli's insistence on seeing each other every winter, or his own arrangements and efforts for a perfect ending...all should have surpassed the emotion of "love".

But can he and Xueli really be called love?If yes, why didn't he feel it?If not, what is it?

Bai Yin was a little confused.

Then, a hand patted his shoulder vigorously.

...It was really strong, almost hitting his upper body on the table.

Facing Bai Yin's ferocious gaze of "I'll kill you if you don't explain", Miao Wuwu still smiled:

"Oh...you don't have to worry."

"Nothing to do with you..."

Bai Yin suddenly paused: "Can you see that I am troubled? My emotions are already so obvious?"

"Um, it's not that obvious..." Miao Wuwu scratched her head, "But we are old friends, so we know you better."

She didn't seem to want to discuss this topic too much: "Anyway, you are like this...Because you are too smart, you don't care about anything. I used to wonder if you had no feelings."

After a pause, "Now, it's much better."

"... I actually have such a dark history?"

"Of course... It's normal for you not to know, because you didn't care about anything before, so of course you don't care about other people's reactions... There were still many people calling you a robot behind your back."

So Bai Yin fell into deep thought.

I used to be like this?

He thought for a long time, until he suddenly felt a heavy touch on his shoulder.

Tilting his head, Zhongbai, who had already returned at some point, called out to him.

"Oh, I'm back." He pointed to the clean fish bones on the table, "Your dinner has been taken care of by a guy who calls himself a cat."

Zhongbai waved his paws, as if to say "That's not a problem".

"...It doesn't matter? I thought you would chase after me angrily."

"Meow (=￣ω￣=)"

"Is it true that cats don't embarrass cats..."

"Meow woo woo ow"

So the night grew cooler.

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Are you my shit shoveler: NO.9 I know you can talk

Going home in the evening, when Bai Yin walked into the bathroom wearing a towel, suddenly a small figure rushed in.

"Oh... want to wash together?"

"Meow woo woo—"

"Okay, let's wash together."

Bai Yin held the nozzle with one hand and measured the water temperature with the other. When he said this, he looked around and raised his chin towards the shelf.

"The shower gel you want is there, go and get it yourself."

Human skin is weakly acidic, while cat skin is just the opposite, weakly alkaline... If a body wash suitable for humans is used on cats, it will easily destroy the oil on the fur and cause skin diseases some type of.

Zhongbai tilted his head, raised his face, and glanced up... Then, his eyes moved down, as if he was considering the trajectory.

About two seconds later, it jumped onto the washing machine with a little force, as light as an elf in the forest; after that, it used its strength to jump again, lifting its body to the same height as the shelf...

When it fell down, it had already held a small box with a handle in its mouth—it was the shower gel it wanted to use.

Faced with a series of difficult movements performed by his cat, Bai Yin was not surprised at all by being able to score 14.7 points in the gymnastics competition.

He just sat down in the bathtub as usual, breathed a sigh of relief, and made a comfortable sound that was suddenly wrapped by the water at a suitable temperature.

For humans, when the body is warm, it basically symbolizes good things, such as falling in love, such as kissing, such as doing... um.

Then, Bai Yin hooked his hands towards Zhongbai, his gaze cast a contemptuous look.

"Sit in and move yourself."

... Well, when he's in a good mood, even if there's only one person in the room, Bai Yin can still say something flirty.

And now... Bai Yin, who had just chatted with Miss Xue Nu and started taking a bath again, was obviously in a very good mood.

Zhongbai lowered his head, seemed to roll his eyes, walked to the edge of the bath, and jumped in with a "swoosh", splashing a small splash.

—— Situations like this were very common in Bai Yin's past.

When Bai Yin was very young, Zhongbai was raised at his house. Specifically, why did he raise it, from the pet store or from the street, his parents didn’t say anything, and Bai Yin didn’t bother to find out... He only knew that this cat was very sticky. himself, and he doesn't hate himself, that's enough.

We have said more than once that Bai Yin is very lazy. You can hardly expect this kind of person to take time out to take care of the room temperature, put in water that is neither too hot nor too cold, and then go shirtless to bathe the cat... ...If he really did that, he wouldn't be in vain.

He would only wash the cat along the way while he was washing himself.

Anyway, Zhongbai is quite clean, it doesn't look like there are fleas on its body, and sharing a pool of hot water is not a big problem...

Therefore, whenever Bai Yin enters the bathroom, he will often call Zhongbai together. If he can't, he will find it, reach out and grab the back of its fate's neck, and throw it into the pool with a "swish"...

Once or twice like this, Zhongbai didn't resist anymore, but became self-conscious. Often, Baiyin just took off his clothes, and then he pushed open the bathroom door obediently, still holding his own medicine in his mouth. shower gel - but also quite clever.

From this point of view, Bai Yin just said "sit in and move yourself" is not a problem...

Bai Yin didn't have the habit of looking at his mobile phone in the bathtub, and it was obviously impossible to bring paper books to the foggy room, so he half-lyed in the pool, closing his eyes and resting his mind.

In the wisps of mist, we can see a certain cat floating on the water bored, slipping its paws from time to time, looking leisurely.

Suddenly—two hands rose out of the water, passed through its front armpit, and lifted slightly.

A pair of cat pupils who were at a loss met a pair of...meaningful pupils.

"Stop pretending." Bai Yin said lightly, "I know you can talk."

His expression at this time was like a famous detective holding key evidence and preparing to destroy the criminal's psychological defense.

"……Meow?"

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"Before, I was limited by scientific thinking, and I only thought that you were a little smarter than ordinary cats..."

Bai Yin's tone was even and steady, as if he was telling some undeniable truth.

"But now, this young master is registered in the 'Anomalous Creatures Countermeasures General Bureau'... Creatures such as Snow Maiden and Cat Demon, I already know that they are all real."

"Meow?!"

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Bai Yin looked at Zhongbai who seemed to be trying to escape from his hands, smiled disdainfully, and slightly increased the strength of his hands to prevent the opponent from escaping.

"Hmph... Who do you think I am? Do Hollywood movies always show up as an incompetent policeman after the incident?" He said, "I'm a man who was judged to be smart at the first time... Do you think that the things you usually show Strange, didn't I notice?"

After speaking, he made an expression of "leniency for confession, strictness for resistance".

In the bathroom, there was about five seconds of silence...

Just when Zhongbai...or Miss Miao Wuwu could barely hold on, and almost performed a "cat begging for mercy" on the spot...she heard the boy in front of her "tsk" in displeasure.

"Tsk."

Bai Yin pouted, "I didn't cheat..."

Zhongbai: "...?"

Bai Yin put down the cat in his hand and whispered to himself.

"My acting should be fine..." Glancing at Zhongbai, "In other words, I'm really not a demon..."

"However, this kind of IQ... is there any blood in the body?"

Hearing this, the cat silently lowered its head and sank its face into the bathtub.

Exhale—

...So you lied to me?

So cunning, human beings are really cunning!I was almost about to export and admit my mistake!

Almost!

——Then, Miao Wuwu, who thought so, was suddenly grabbed by another pair of hands.

lift.

Then...it—or, she saw, her master was looking over with a smile that was not a smile.

"Well, let me guess..."

Bai Yin smiled, "Are you thinking now...'Fortunately, I didn't say anything directly'?"

At this moment...Miao Wuwu's mood is broken.

Absolutely... definitely discovered!

Wow, is he going to get mad...and cut off my food and throw me away...so I'll just be a stray cat again?

About ten seconds of staring at each other.

Objectively speaking, Miao Wuwu has completely resigned to her fate at this time... The reason why she didn't admit it out loud is because she was completely frightened.

Just when she was vacillating between the options of "begging as a stray cat" and "putting down her dignity and licking the owner's face as a coquettish beg for mercy"... her body was suddenly let go.

"There are no flaws..." Bai Yin stroked his stubble, "It seems...it's really not a demon."

You can imagine... Miao Wuwu's mood at this time.

Yuan... So you are still deceiving me! ?

There is still such a routine? !

Humans are so cunning... really really cunning!

Are you my shit shoveler: NO.10 owner and pet, boy and girl

The next day, the weather was fine, the sun shattered all over the place, and even the vending machines in the school seemed to have new paint, shining brightly.

When Bai Yin took a leisurely pace and walked into a society whose name was too long and hard to remember, so I didn't bother to go back to look for it, Miao Wuwu greeted her with three points of vigilance, three points of shyness, and four points of embarrassment. Very frightened eyes.

Bai Yin didn't bother to observe the pair of fan-shaped statistical charts carefully, and looked at them for a few seconds, feeling a little puzzled: "Why are you looking at me like that?"

After a pause, "I...don't seem to have done anything outrageous recently?"

"What does 'recently' mean!" Miao Wuwu was startled, "That is to say, have you ever done anything other than 'recently'?"

"A question like 'have you done it before' is not suitable for girls to ask." Bai Yin said calmly, "Of course, if you are really curious, I recommend you to ask a different way, such as... .'Have you been lonely lately in your night life'."

"It's obviously the same thing, but it suddenly changed its meaning!" Miao Wuwu shouted, "And you're changing the subject, right... You've definitely done something 'harmful'!"