my monster girlfriends

"Oh..." Bai Yin sighed, "Why do you ask, don't you know that there is a way to die in this world called 'you know too much'?"

"Thank you for reminding me, I have already forgotten, so please spare my life, hero! Drink tea, hero! This is my pocket money, please accept it!"

On the side, Brother Liu, who was reclining on the sofa and holding game materials, pushed down his frame and groaned: "To be honest, I feel that I am a bit redundant..."

Can it be unnecessary, these two guys tease each other, attack each other, have faces of idol dramas, and do the work of cross talk actors, and they casually talk about it, it's so natural that they don't even need to rehearse... ...

What do you think he is doing here?Be a passerby?

"That's not enough." Bai Yin said, "After all, I've been a little tight lately...I bought cat food yesterday, which made the already not rich savings even worse-so, for me, you still very important."

"I'm important because I don't have money!" Brother Liu was also shocked, "This sentence means that I can get out only if you have enough money, right?"

Bai chanted "Ah" for two seconds.

"Of course not." He said firmly, "You are our minister, the cornerstone, the pillar, the core, the brightest star in the sky...

And as my only best friend, I still need you to encourage me, comfort me, copy homework with me, and swear together - this kind of romance between men, those superficial high school girls will not understand. "

Pause.

"Do you believe this? If you don't believe me, let me make up a few more sentences."

"...Obviously I almost believed it, hey!"

Then, for the next half hour... the event room was filled with sharp complaints.

——In fact, this is also the main reason why Brother Liu can accept Miao Wuwu to join.

For many homeboys like him, the so-called "beautiful girl" is actually similar to the "dragon" in "Ye Gong is a good dragon"...Of course you can appreciate it from a distance, seeing beautiful women is the common entertainment of all mankind, but ...If you really get in touch, it's easy to get into trouble.

As the "Bronze Bowl Willow" said, "a person's face is close at hand, but his heart is thousands of miles away".

People, after all, are not determined by a layer of "skin". A star who is so handsome that he is indistinguishable from male and female may be a well-dressed beast with thinner roots; Heart monster.

I don't have to use extreme examples as examples, but...if Bai Yin really did what Brother Liu said yesterday, just grab a pretty school girl and trick her into the club, Bai Yin can do it, but... ... Brother Liu may not be really better off.

Fortunately, Miao Wuwu is not a duplicity girl... She is good at complaining (brought by Bai Yin), is also very straightforward (cats disdain to beat around the bush), and has a carefree personality (many monsters All the same) - and after gathering so many advantages, she is still very young and good-looking.

Of course, for Brother Liu, the most important thing is that she is not smart either...

The sky is pitiful, although Brother Liu regards Bai Yin as a lifelong best friend, but human beings have limits.

Although Bai Yin would not just say "the wisdom of ordinary people" or something...but it hurts more because of this, okay?

Can "Why are you so stupid" hurt as much as "It's okay, you tried your best"?ah? !

Now, a person with a normal IQ finally appeared in the club... Brother Liu was so moved that he cried.

If it wasn't for Brother Liu, who always felt that there was something wrong with the way this Miao girl looked at Bai Yin, he would definitely pull her...to become brothers and sisters with different surnames.

Not to mention Brother Liu's mental activities.

Although Miao Wuwu showed an extremely resistant attitude when Bai Yin proposed "Go, follow me to find tutoring materials", but... considering that she actually begged Bai Yin for this matter, so, Miao Wuwu still followed obediently.

This kind of struggling psychological activity is quite similar to some married young women "although I'm sorry for my husband, but this kind of thing is really comfortable"...

...here refers to occupying the only massage chair at home.

Miao Wuwu was bouncing and bouncing on the cobblestone road, like a dandelion blowing in the wind—here refers to the strong wind.

At a certain moment, she turned around with a smile like a platycodon flower: "Student Bai Yin, am I pretty?"

"Very cute." Bai Yin said a pertinent evaluation.

"Oh, 3Q~ But the adjective I used is pretty?"

Bai Yin pondered for half a second: "Bouncing and jumping can't make up for the height difference between you and the word 'beautiful'..."

"...Thank you thank you I know I was wrong! Please stop your speech with real hurt!"

Miao Wuwu stomped down hard on the ground, as if she was expressing her displeasure: "Really, even if you lie to me, it's fine."

"I don't like lying very much." - this sentence itself is a lie.

There is only one situation where the cunning Baiyin will never lie, and that is in front of Xueli.

"This is a lie!" Miao Wuwu imitated the tone of the narration in "Miss Hui Ye Wants Me to Confess", "The correct answer is that Miao Wuwu has no value in making Bai Yin lie!"

Bai Yin's eyes were stunned: "You actually saw it?"

"...Damn you for telling a lie at a time like this!"

The shattered sunlight shone down on the owners and pets.

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①Oh, by the way, some people may not know... Let’s push down the old book here, "This System Is Poisonous"

It's been five months since I finished this book, and it's still on the list of finished books. It's absolutely reliable...

Are you my shit shoveler: NO.11 Miao Wuwu: "Meow~"

There are not too many people in the library, and the bookshelves exude a good smell of wood.

"This book, this book, and this book." Bai Yin walked in front, Miao Wuwu followed behind, like a little tail, "These three books are necessary materials. If you want to fail the subject, you must master them completely. .”

Miao Wuwu raised her little hand: "Ask, how far is complete mastery?"

"Do you still remember the 'and recite the full text' at the end of Brother Xun's article in the elementary school text?"

"Yeah! The sense of substitution is very strong, and I have already started to have a headache!"

"Don't worry, it's not that level."

Miao Wuwu just made a "saved" expression, and Bai Yin in front of him seemed to have eyes on the back of his head, and he made up the knife on time:

"It's more serious than that. You not only have to memorize it, but you also have to use it."

Miao Wuwu covered her head and let out a mournful cry that life was not worth living.

"I can't stand it at this level? How did you get into the university?" Bai Yin asked.

They were specially recruited by the countermeasure bureau chief Yaozu, and the entrance exam is not difficult, just change their bodies.

——The above sentence appeared in Ms. Miao Wuwu's heart, and may only exist in Ms. Miao Wuwu's heart forever.

Fortunately, Bai Yin didn't intend to ask more questions. He threw the information book to the girl behind him, put his hands in his pockets, and walked forward without any confusion, as confident as Columbus's fleet.

Miss Miao Wuwu played her cat's curiosity: "Mr. Bai, why didn't you stop in the process of searching?"

"Good question, Miao, because I made a list."

"But I didn't see where you took out such a thing as a note."

Teacher Bai expressed the doubts of the god of learning: "I need to take notes to make a list?"

Miao classmate sighed like a scumbag: "Awesome!"

"Did you do this all night after you went back last night?"

Miao Wuwu remembered that Bai Yin seemed to stay up late in the study last night, and the lights didn't go out until a long time ago, and she didn't know what she was doing.

She also had the freedom to enter Baiyin's study room, until Ms. Meow accidentally pulled out a book... and then the books on the entire shelf fell down in a clatter.

The good news is that this kind of free fall won't hurt nimble cats at all.

The bad news is that Bai Yin was sitting right under that bookshelf...

Well, that's enough, no more talk.

From then on, Miao Wuwu lost the right to enter the study, otherwise she would be greeted by Slipper Sang, the treasured treasure.

Bai Yin didn't answer the question, but raised his eyebrows: "How do you know I stayed up all night?"

"Ahaha, are there any male college students who go to bed before two o'clock in the morning these days?"

"...It makes sense." Bai Yin counted Miao Wuwu as a passer, "Last night was indeed all night, but you weren't making a list—what's your expression?"

Miao Wuwu covered her lips with her fingertips, but her slender knuckles couldn't block the corners of her lips... Although she made a cover-up, she didn't really intend to hide it, her eyes were curved like the surface of water Ripples on the sky.

"It's okay, I think of happy things."

"Now, it's in the library." Bai Yin said something that seemed irrelevant.

But Miao Wuwu got what Mr. Bai meant very accurately—this is a library, and there are a lot of spell-casting materials for "Knowledge の Heavy Strike". skull.

So she immediately had a serious expression—well, it was still not serious, and the smile on the corner of her mouth couldn't be concealed no matter what.

Miao Wuwu was just thinking, so Bai Yin also has this habit of "saving face in front of girls"...

She knew very well that last night, Bai Yin stayed in the study the whole time, and his mobile phone was placed on the coffee table in front of the door... But at this moment, he insisted on being brave, saying, "I'm staying up all night for something else. Preparing materials for you has nothing to do."

Miao Wuwu knew very well that Bai Yin seldom stayed up all night. This master treated his own body devoutly like a god, had a regular schedule, a balanced diet, and took the initiative to go for a run from time to time...

Are you a retired veteran cadre? ?

That's why it's really interesting now. It's clear that she is still her, but with a different appearance, the master's attitude is different.

To be honest, Miao Wuwu had always had a low self-esteem.

Because Bai Yin is so calm, when she was a cat, Bai Yin would treat cats; when she became his classmate, Bai Yin would treat classmates... It's really a very ordinary attitude, like Miao Wuwu Well-prepared looks mean nothing.

...Well, the appearance is carefully prepared, the height is really born, and the cat girl is powerless.

Only now did she discover that her appearance was also meaningful... At least he would occasionally act cutely to be brave.

Rounding it up, Bai Yin's attitude is no different from "Humph, it was not prepared for you!"!

So Ms. Meow is very happy and joyful.

——Unfortunately, she was too happy too early.

Bai Yin said calmly: "How can it take all night to make a list? It will be done in a few minutes... The rest of the time, I will spend the rest of the time flipping through the course books I tutored for you."

He yawned: "Now, I should already have the amount of knowledge to give you tutoring. After I finish picking out the books, I can start tutoring when I go back—Student Miao, you seem to have a problem?"

Classmate Miao took a deep breath.

He raised his hand and asked cautiously:

"...Mr. Bai, what do you mean...you have finished my course?"

"Well, it's not too difficult anyway...it should be a recent new subject, right? I haven't heard much about it. The depth of knowledge is not enough, and it's different from things like advanced physics, so just flip through the books... What are you doing? expression?"

Miao Wuwu didn't answer.

She just stood in place, slowly solidified, petrified... Then, with a click, it shattered all over the place.

Can't get up again.

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After picking out the materials, Bai Yin took Miao Wuwu back home.

Of course there is a reason to go home for tutoring... First of all, it is definitely not good in the library. It needs to be quiet there, and it is not suitable for students who are careless like Miao Wuwu. , if there is tutoring there, it will give people the feeling of "chasing fun people away"-Bai Yin will naturally not make such a low-level mistake.

After much deliberation, I might as well go home... Anyway, it's not far from the school, and his house is quite big, so I can sleep directly when I'm tired from studying (cross out).

Moreover, in my memory, I seem to have brought Miao Wuwu to my house...?

...Have you talked too much with Xueli recently?I always feel that my memory is a bit biased... Tsk, is it a side effect of receiving heterogeneous information?

I need to find the director to learn how to temper energy...

"This is my home. I will have tutoring in the study later." Bai Yin thought to himself, but kept moving, "There are disposable slippers at home, let's wear them first... Oh, I have a cat at home, which was snatched by you before." The one who had dinner, you probably haven’t seen it before, right?”

He shouted: "Zhongbai—come here!"

"Meow—uh."

Probably, a second of silence.

Bai Yin turned her head silently, and looked at Miao, who was speaking behind her with a strange look, and then immediately covered her mouth with a book.

The air fell into silence...

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①Tomorrow Sunday, prepare to have one more celebration.

... So that's all for today.