my monster girlfriends

——Cough, just kidding, go out for a candlelight dinner at night, one update tonight, make up tomorrow.

Are you my shit shoveler: NO.12 see through

The weather was great, the sun was bright, Miao Wuwu wanted to die.

Although it has been said many times, I still have to say it again here. Habits are really terrible things.

It was so scary that Mr. Bai yelled, and Miss Cat answered submissively, still using the accent that everyone and cat are most familiar with.

Bai Yin questioned: "Your family also has cats?"

Miao Wuwu's cry just now was indeed very similar to calling her cat at home.

As we all know, all the cats in the Xia Kingdom are called "Meow Meow Meow" or "Mi Mi Mi Mi Mi", and the dogs in the whole Xia Kingdom are called "嘬嘬嘬嘬嘬"...

"……certainly!"

Miao Wuwu reacted quickly, breathed a sigh of relief, and laughed ah haha, "The cat is so cute, soft and fluffy, the pads are cute, and the ears are also cute."

"That's a coincidence." Bai Yin put on the slippers, "I also have one at home, it's soft and fluffy, with cute pads and cute ears."

Miao Wuwu squinted her eyes, and secretly let out a pleasant "hum hum" in her heart.

"It's a bit strange..." Bai Yin put the sneakers on the shoe rack, "Where's Dabai?"

"Isn't it Zhongbai?"

Bai Yin's tone was like a judge who had made a verdict: "How is it possible, I still remember the name of my cat wrong?"

"Of course I remember wrong! You are Xiaobai, and your father is Dabai, so the cat you raise is named Zhongbai. How could such a thing..."

Miss Meow's angry voice suddenly stopped.

"yes……"

Bai Yin slowly added what Miao Wuwu had left, and turned around.

"How could such a thing be remembered wrongly?"

He stared at Miao Wuwu's "finished" expression, smiled, and said:

"This kind of thing... how do you know?"

——The cats are in an unprecedented crisis.

......

Bai Yin stood in front of the water dispenser and took a cup for guests: "What do you want to drink?"

"No, no need..."

This voice was trembling.

Miao Wuwu shrank her legs, clasped her hands tightly, and put them on her lower abdomen, like a primary school student who was called to the office for not handing in his homework, and was ready to be punished.

Of course, if the primary school students are replaced by high school or college students, the following plot may develop in the direction of "Teacher, just let me live..."... For the specific content, you can read from many related works To, not repeat them here.

"Then warm water." Bai Yin said.

He put the cup at the outlet of the water dispenser, pressed the "safety child lock" button, and pressed the "water out" button for a long time.

With the sound of water falling, he opened his mouth.

"Actually, I was a little confused before." In an indifferent voice, "Do you remember that you suddenly asked me for tutoring?"

"……Um."

"I didn't recognize you when I first saw you."

"This, is it normal...?"

"For others, it may be like this, but for me, it's very abnormal." Bai Yin let go of his fingers and handed warm water to Miao Wuwu, "Here, it's warm."

Miao Wuwu drooped her little head, her short hair was like stretched vines, half covering her flower-like features: "Thank you...thank you."

"Small things." Bai Yin picked up the information book Miao Wuwu brought in, picked out a random one, and handed it to the other party, "Turn a page at random."

Miao Wuwu followed suit.

"which page?"

"37."

Then, under Miao Wuwu's gaze of "Are you Kami?", Bai Yin recited the first paragraph of this page without a pause...

After reciting it, he asked, "Now, do you have a certain understanding of my memory ability?"

Nod and nod.

"In that case." Bai Yin said, "A female classmate like you who will definitely be handed a love letter in junior high school and who has a high sense of presence...why can't I remember clearly?"

"Eh, being handed a love letter or something..." Miao Wuwu scratched her cheek, blushing a little, "Even if you praise me so much..."

"This is not a compliment." Bai Yin interrupted the other party with a tone as if he was explaining "1+1=2, there is no doubt about it", "Humans are essentially visual animals, which are inherited from genes. down the habit of...

With your appearance, even if your personality is too bad, someone will comfort themselves with words like 'coquettish', and then fall in love with you self-servingly. "

Miao Wuwu blinked.

"Mr. Bai, did you conclude this conclusion based on the phenomenon that 'even I have received a love letter with such a bad personality'..."

Snapped.

Bai Yin put down the book and commented objectively: "It's a sharp complaint."

"Then why do you still hit me!" Tears welled up.

"If you're not sharp, why would I hit you?"

Miao Wuwu was speechless.

"In short... many phenomena show that I shouldn't forget you." Bai Yin continued to reason, "And the situation just now shows that...you seem to know my situation better than I imagined."

"I thought it was because I chatted too frequently with a certain goblin recently and received too much heterogeneous information, which led to my memory confusion."

"But... when I consulted a senior person, I learned that heterogeneous information will not cause any disturbance to my brain..."

"For example, my brain is a camera, and the heterogeneous information is a 'ghost'. The camera may not be able to capture the shape of a ghost, but it will not cause problems with the memory card just because I took a photo of the ghost."

"It will only 'hide', not 'destroy'."

Having said that, Bai Yin paused.

"So, what's the problem?"

He looked at Miao Wuwu and asked a question.

Light and shadow were thrown from the window and shone on his face.

"...appeared on my body." Miao Wuwu said softly, "on my body."

"I am... that 'ghost'."

When she said those words... a pitiful look appeared on her face, like a cat about to be abandoned.

Apparently... it's over.

Of course she knew him... That was Bai Yin, indifferent, Bai Yin who had never had humanity.

Because he is too difficult to deceive, the anger when he is deceived will become more violent, like a god who scolds a thunderstorm.

So what else could she hope for?Looking forward to a brave man who really walked into the heart of the gods?Fired up his humanity?

Wake up, that's something she hasn't been able to accomplish... How can I expect someone else to do it?

How can you rely on others when you can't do things yourself?

...Where is there anyone worth relying on?

——Then, she heard the words from the opposite side.

"Hmm... I have a question." Bai Yin stroked his stubble, "Why do you show an expression of 'my life is over'?"

"...It doesn't matter anymore." Miao Wuwu said in a low voice, "I'm sorry...I'm leaving now."

"Suddenly something happened at your house?"

"No." Miao Wuwu said, "...you will drive me away anyway."

Bai Yin was surprised: "Why did I drive you away?" After a pause, "Although I'm really poor recently...but I don't need a pair of chopsticks for lunch?"

So Miao Wuwu suddenly looked up.

Then the sun suddenly shines.

Are you my shit shoveler: NO.13 Baiyin can’t make a second mistake

"You really don't want to drive me out?"

"Student Miao." Bai Yin was wearing an apron, stir-frying the sliced ​​meat in the pot without raising his head, "I solemnly promise... If you repeat this sentence in front of me again, I will immediately take you out of the window." up and down."

After a pause, "Yes, it's the same as my cell phone that was left in your hand."

Miao Wuwu closed her mouth obediently, and made a "zipper" movement, indicating that it was sealed.

As for why she has such an attitude... that has to be said from half an hour ago.

......

Half an hour ago, Miao Wuwu looked at the face of her shit-shoveling officer, and said the first time in a hopeful tone: "You really don't want to break up with me?"

At that time, Bai Yin was still very patient because he was not tortured by the same sentence for half an hour.

So he asked, "Why would I do this?"

"Eh..." Wuwu Miao hesitated, "Because I lied to you? Didn't I tell you that I'm actually a monster?"

"Oh, it's true..." Bai Yin paused, "So, are you going to kill me while I'm not paying attention?"

"Why do you think so! Did you do something outrageous! Do it! Absolutely do it!"

"Then what infectious disease do you have with a high fatality rate?"

"Of course not! I have a physical examination every year!"

"Then... you want to cause some kind of extremely deep spiritual harm to me?"

"Is there anything in this world that can cause mental harm to you, who is as firm as a rock, Mr. Bai? Don't think too highly of ordinary creatures, the monster race also has limits!"

"That's right."

"Admit it shamelessly!"

"Then here comes the problem." Bai Yin said, "You don't want to make money, nor do you want to kill your life, let alone, in the sporadic memories I can recall so far, you are quite good to me..."

"Based on this premise, why should I break off friendship with you?" After a slight pause, "Or, is breaking off friendship some kind of new position..."

"You are enough! Don't say such things in front of the cute meow!" Miao Wuwu protested loudly.

On the opposite side, Bai Yin smiled gently.

"—look, that's it."

He raised his cup and took a sip of his coffee.

"For me, the Yaozu is not something 'absolutely inaccessible'... It's nothing more than a physical difference. As long as the thoughts are the same, why should I care so much?"

Yes, Bai Yin will not make the same mistake again.

There was a girl who was treated like this by him... She clearly didn't have any malice, but she could only hold back her tears and watched him show various defensive attitudes.

Yeah, that story has come to an end, a beautiful, colorful ending...but does that cover up the actions?

Just because the ending was good, can you ignore past mistakes?

At least Bai Yin can't do it...he will only remember the past in his heart, firmly engrave it there.

How long does it take you to learn something?It may be a class, or it may be several reunions and partings;

So what are you going to use to repay those mistakes?Maybe it's a "sorry", maybe it's a lifetime.

"Miao Wuwu." He said seriously, "I will not pursue your lies, let alone your identity...

Although I can't remember clearly for the time being, but in my limited memory, you are very good to me...you are very good to me, and of course I should be very good to you.What's more, you like cats, and I like cats very much, we are the same. "