my monster girlfriends

Well, Bai Yin at this time only knows the information that "Witch Miao is a demon, and should be a cat", but he doesn't know that she is his own Zhongbai... After all, he just tested his cat last night and confirmed that the other party is not a cat. Cannot take form.

Smart people have this problem, they are always more confident in the results they measure...

After Bai Yin's voice fell, his eyes were covered by a sudden shadow.

However, at this moment, Miss Meow was already flying towards him happily, hugging him tightly.

The soft body, petite and youthful, the lively aroma spread into the nostrils.

In the air, there was the helpless voice of the hostess.

"I personally don't know why you are so happy, but you'd better not do this to me in human form... Hiss - don't lick! Do cats like to lick people's faces? Do you know your tongue The one with the barb? Hey!"

There was a commotion.

On the branch outside the door, a bird landed, and then flew away with fluttering wings.

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"So..." After breaking free from the cat's warm embrace, Bai Yin said, "Drink your tea quickly."

"Then pack up and leave?"

Miao Wuwu, who had suffered three "knowledge heavy blows" in a row, shrank her neck, her tone was cautious.

"...and then go to the study for tutoring—if you don't want to fail."

Bai Yin rubbed his forehead and sighed helplessly, "Tsk, is the threshold for transformation so low these days? Why do I feel that my cat has not yet transformed, and its IQ is about the same as yours..."

Miao Wuwu: "..."

You can imagine her complicated mood at this time...

If you weren't Miss Ben's shit shoveler, I'd definitely drag you to bed later.jpg

......

time, back to the present.

Bai Yin took the plate and walked to the dining table.

"I heard that the tongues of cats are more sensitive. I deliberately put a little less material. You can taste it."

Snapped--

"pain!"

"It's fine if you eat it secretly." Bai Yinxu raised his eyes, looked at Miao Wuwu who was covering the back of his hand, and put down his chopsticks, "But...can I ask you to use chopsticks? We don't like grasping here—and, Did you wash your hands before eating?"

"Let's go here, let's go." Miao Wuwu said awkwardly.

It can't be her fault...

In fact, Ms. Meow is already very familiar with "human life". She can use chopsticks, knives and forks, and she doesn't bring cat habits when communicating on weekdays.

But the problem is that in the past, when she ate at this house, she always used her paws directly... Like this time, sitting on the dining table in human form, it was really a first time - the first time.

"The bathroom is over there...oh, I know."

When he came back from washing, Bai Yin had already served the food.

The ancients said that you don't talk when you are eating and you don't talk when you sleep, but in modern society, if you really want to talk, no matter what is going on, it is often at the dinner table.

So, Bai Yin asked: "You seem to be very familiar with me in the past?"

"Doing fine."

"That's just right." Bai Yin said, "Because of you, I actually don't remember much about my past..." After a pause, "Can you tell me something?"

"Ah?" Miao Wuwu swallowed the rice, "You want to hear this?"

"Well, it can be regarded as replenishing memory."

"It's fine." Miao Wuwu held one of her cheeks, "Where should I start..."

Suddenly, the eyes light up.

"Oh, just from that—"

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①Actually, I really didn’t want to be salty today...but the next three chapters happen to be connected together, and it just happens to be appropriate to break it here, so I will add it tomorrow (Yuanmu)

②Tickets!

Are you my shit-shoveling officer: NO.14 Past love (1) [Calculation]

(four thousand words)

This year is the late autumn of 2015, and it is about [-] o'clock in the evening. The weather has become dark and deep, and the air has begun to turn colder. It has just snowed early in the past few days, and the snow has melted into snow water to absorb heat. The temperature is the same as that of stocks. fall too far.Many students have already put on cotton-padded clothes and trousers in their school uniforms. Only a small number of girls are still wearing thin trousers despite the cold. When walking, the trousers swing back and forth, revealing their white ankles.

In the evening, as the school bell rang, a crowd of people rushed out from the class door and went down the stairs. A few naughty boys slid down the handrail, and the girls peeked at them excitedly and frightened, and let out small exclamations.

Bai Yin was the last one to walk out of the class, because it was his turn to be on duty today.

Duty is a very troublesome job, sweeping the floor, mopping the floor, and wiping the blackboard are really not easy tasks for junior high school students. Careful girls can still bear their temper. If it is a rough boy, at most Take a broom and drag it around, maybe you have to step on a few dirty footprints.

But these are nothing to Bai Yin.

At this time, Bai Yin didn't have the lazy temperament that he had later. If you use a weapon as a metaphor, then he is like a knife, an icy and cold demon knife.

The evening self-study in the Baiyin class takes turns to manage discipline. When the teacher is not around, the students whose turn it is to move the stool to sit on the podium, and then write down the students who whispered in the notebook-then the notebook will naturally be To give to the teacher.

Objectively speaking, this kind of system is really useless. One point is that when students of this age are in a period of strong self-awareness, if you want to calm them down, it would be difficult to replace them with inexperienced teachers, let alone students. There is also a network between students. If you ignore my words this time, I will ignore you next time when it is my turn. This is the reason why officials hide from each other...

But when it was Baiyin's turn, none of the above situations would happen.When he looked down at the entire class with cold eyes, no one dared to look at him, and they all carefully behaved like a good baby. When the head teacher occasionally passed by the class door, he even wondered if he had come to the wrong place.

On the other hand, Bai Yin will not do favoritism for anyone, because he has no friends... Please note that the "no friends" here is by no means the shameful "isolated", but the strong "these people are boring"— —Especially after he has already proved himself with the number one in the school several times.

This is Bai Yin in junior high school, withdrawn, excellent, all-round, and indifferent.

He should have only appeared in some fantasy works, but he did appear in reality, sitting on the podium, overlooking all living beings.

For Bai Yin like this, being on duty is really not a big deal. He has already planned a complete process, and he can completely compress all the labor to complete within 10 minutes.

As for asking others to help... Bai Yin never considered this.

——And today, the reason why it ended so late was because he changed to a new deskmate.

The rules for platooning duty personnel and platooning disciplinary officers in the class are the same, the only difference is that the duty students are in groups of two, which means that those who are left on duty together are often at the same table... well, This mechanism is at least better than the game ranking, at least you can find out the basic information of the person who is on duty with you, but when you are in the ranking, you have no idea whether the teammate who sent 5 heads in [-] minutes is a man or a woman It is a person or a dog.

In Bai Yin's class, the genders at the same table are often different, because the head teacher often deliberately separates boys and girls together.

Most of the boys and girls of this age are very young, sitting together, talking between classes is obviously much rarer...

Bai Yin's former tablemate was a very ordinary and shy girl. Usually, when they were on duty together, even though Bai Yin said clearly, "The biggest help you can do to me is to go home immediately. If it doesn't work, you can just stand outside and wait." , but she will still do some work within her capacity, such as carrying water or something...

Although it didn't help much, it did reduce Bai Yin's workload a little bit.

But yesterday, the girl who blushed easily was replaced...and replaced by a girl who is both cute and hateful.

Cute refers to her appearance, hateful refers to her character.

In the past, Bai Yin didn't have a list of "most hated characters", because he didn't care about anything, and other people's characters didn't matter to him. He was a lonely strong man, and everyone else was a sidewalk to him. Potatoes and Chinese cabbage, do you care about the character of potatoes and Chinese cabbage?Even if these two cook a dish together, it won't work.

Until he met Miao Wuwu.

Then he had the list of "Most Hated Characters". On the list, Miao Wuwu is a well-deserved mvp, because she is the only one on it so far.

When Bai Yin wiped off the writing on the blackboard and was about to wipe it again with a towel soaked in water, Miao Wuwu held a chalk in her hand and tiptoed to draw a strange-shaped cat head on the blackboard; The scraps of paper on the ground were swept together, and when they were about to shovel them away and dump them into the trash can, they kept stepping on them with little feet, and the scraps of paper were like flying petals; and when Bai Yin finally mopped the entire floor of the class Once again, when she clapped her hands and was about to leave, Miao Wuwu fell down in the room holding the bucket - the bucket contained paper scraps that Bai Yin hadn't had time to throw away.

Then the confetti stuck to the wet floor...

After Miao Wuwu stood up, she even sighed: "It's still scattered..."

... Bai Yin, who didn't care about everything, had the urge to hit someone for the first time in his life.

So in the following time, the two began to deal with the scraps of paper sticking to the ground... This thing can't be swept away or dragged away, and the distribution is so scattered that there is basically no other way than pinching it piece by piece with your hands. way.

Miao Wuwu should be thankful for two things.

The first thing is that she used to walk on the ground with four paws, so she didn't have any resistance to picking up papers with her bare hands; if she still dared to say something like "the ground is dirty", then her ending should be It is obvious.

The second thing is that Bai Yin doesn't know her true race at this time, otherwise, he might do something unethical based on the speculation that "cat girls should not be protected by human laws"...

——By the end of the duty day, it was almost eight o'clock in the evening.

Walking down the stairs, there is still a distance from the teaching building to the school gate.

On the right side of this section of the road are bushes planted with low shrubs, sometimes a few small pale flowers bloom, and sometimes the gardener will trim them into regular shapes; , There are many weeds growing tenaciously, trees are planted every few meters, and there are boxy wooden chairs next to the trees.

Every autumn, the leaves will fall down, like dry butterflies lying on the ground, but this year it seems to be a bit cold, the branches are bare, only some snow that has not yet melted is hanging down.

There is a cobblestone path in the middle of the woods and bushes, and there are street lights on the right side of the bushes. The snow-white lights are shining, a little harsh, but bright enough.

Bai Yin and Miao Wuwu walked on this path.

There was no one in the school anymore. After all, it had been nearly an hour since school ended, and the dormitory students were all washing up at the back of the school, while the front of the teaching building was empty, quiet and eerie at the same time.

Bai Yin walked forward without squinting, but Miao Wuwu couldn't stay idle, bouncing around, falling behind from time to time, and coming up to Bai Yin suddenly from time to time, breaking off a few yellow leaves.

Bai Yin didn't talk to her - anyway, after leaving the school, they will part ways, even if they really talk about topics that both of them are interested in, the topic won't last long, so it's better not to talk about it.

What's more, he didn't want to chat with this new tablemate at all. With reference to what she did today, Bai Yin didn't beat her up, which is considered very generous.

He didn't want to talk, but Miao Wuwu didn't want to let him go.

"Student Bai, what kind of flowers do you like? I like catnip best."

"..."

"Student Bai, aren't you cold in this dress? It's been getting cold so fast recently."

"..."

"Classmate Bai, classmate Bai, why don't you speak?"

Bai Yin pushed away Miao Wuwu's hand that was waving back and forth in front of her.

"Prefer not to say."

"Wow, it's so difficult to directly reject it from the very beginning! You are worthy of the cold-faced Baidi with ten stars in the strategy index!"

...What is this kind of nickname that appeared in an online novel ten years ago?

Bai Yin remained silent, but Miao Wuwu was not discouraged either. She still maintained her weird speed of going back and forth, chattering non-stop. If a woman is five hundred ducks, then she alone is worth Two thousand.

However, after a few minutes, Bai Yin finally spoke.

He asked, "Where is your home?"

——Since leaving the school gate, Miao Wuwu has followed him for several turns.

Miao Wuwu put on a happy expression of "finally speaking": "If I said that my home is actually far away from here, and I just want to walk with you for a while, would you be very moved?"

"No, I will recommend you a few psychiatric hospitals with good reviews."

"So rude! Those who destroy a girl's heart will be kicked to death by a donkey!"

Miao Wuwu ran to the front: "Okay, okay, actually my family is also here."

"...Tsk."

"You said 'tsk', right? You made a dissatisfied 'tsk' sound, right!"

"..."

"Don't show such a disgusted expression!"

No matter how disgusted she was, Miao Wuwu believed that it was a great improvement for Bai Yin to speak on his own initiative.

The fact is exactly the same, Xu Shibaiyin understands that "it's useless to be silent, this girl is not the type who will shut up because of other people's silence", although he is still taciturn, at least occasionally Go back a sentence or two.

...Anyway, his home is not far from here now, even if we go on the same road again, if we walk for a while, it will be over.

Most of the time, the reality will not go as one wishes, and a sudden event has greatly delayed Bai Yin's arrival home.

When passing a certain intersection, Bai Yin saw a few familiar faces—basically they were the head teacher's headaches.

Bai Yin didn't care about them - after all, the future of these people is basically clear at a glance, even ordinary people can see this, and of course Bai Yin can see it.

Compared with the powerful Bai Yin, they are just idiots who can only look at the future from that perspective.

However, when Bai Yin was advancing on his own... a hand suddenly stopped them.