my monster girlfriends

As a result, after this hour, only a few short sentences were settled.

Its content is as follows -

"Dear Yu, may I ask, are you now (the emphasis here is "you", not "you") willing to be my unique person who will accompany each other for a lifetime?"

Then, she actually shook her head...

"...?"

I said helplessly, "That's boring...you just discussed it for so long, just for such a prank?"

"No." She smiled playfully at me, "I mean, not now."

"You have long been my only one, the one who has been with each other for a lifetime."

Yes, she said so.

Finally, in the extinguished lights, there was such a conversation——

"So this is where you learned the embarrassing technique..."

"The embarrassing chat is too much! It's obviously very romantic!"

"I did not think……"

"uh-huh?"

I pondered for half a second: "Romantic, it's too romantic. In fact, those above are all arrogant words. In fact, my heart stopped for a second or two."

"Ghosts believe..."

"really."

"...That's how you admit it!" The little foot kicked over, with an angry voice, "Go down! You go down! I won't give you a hug!"

"It's too much, hiss—hey, where are you kicking!"

So, is the so-called "heartbeat stopped for a second or two" a lie?

This is the answer that only I know, and I cannot tell others...

Irrelevant to the main text: Essays during illness No. [-] Lucky her and lucky me

When you see this title, you should be able to expect certain things.

That’s right, I’m here to cheat (show) words (en) and numbers (love) again.

In fact, based on my current situation, this month's full attendance is like a corpse that has just been carried into the mortuary. The possibility of the teacher passing by...

Therefore, the behavior of "making up the word count" is useless in itself, and since this chapter is free, I can't get money.

If I really want to say... Even if I write an essay, I have to bear the pain of my thumb, and I can only count my persistence to finish writing today's [-] words.

There are also book friends who suggested in the group, saying that "you can charge for this essay, everyone loves to read it", but... I still refused.

My reason is this: If I want to write something, as long as it is not the main text and has nothing to do with the main text... no matter how wonderful the writing is, I will not charge you.

I don't have any financial difficulties at the moment, so I can maintain my calmness and write various free chapters at will... Of course, if one day my family goes bankrupt or something, then I will definitely be like me. Like many of the protagonists in the novel, they decisively abandon their integrity and show off their cuteness and roll around begging for a subscription.

Yes, I am not nobler than anyone else, and I have never thought that I am morally better than those authors who are forced by life to decisively abandon works with poor grades... I have a little bit of "luck", but, This is no more reason for me to despise them self-righteously.

......

Speaking of which... what this chapter is going to talk about is actually "luck".

Of course, the luck here does not mean me... I spent [-] yuan to smoke Van Gogh's pool a few days ago, let alone shipped it, and the special one didn't even have a five-star.

What's even more annoying is that when I shared this with the readers, those people actually responded with a "authorship fee recovery plan", and I can't refute it...

A bunch of black fans of Zhen Te Niang.

It's the queen's wife here.

Probably last year... At that time, I was serializing the work "This System is Toxic". For a while, my update time was extremely unstable. Sometimes, I even had to sit in front of the computer until five or six o'clock in the morning.

Although there was nothing wrong with my body at that time, it is obvious that if I continue like this, the series "Essays on Sickness" may appear earlier, and of course, it may never appear again...

So, one night, the emperor's wife appeared in front of me again and dragged me to sleep.

For me, there are two kinds of creative states, one is relatively salty, after a long time of squeezing, I only wrote a hundred or two hundred; Spray, can't stop listening.

That night, I happened to be in that state.

But she begged me so much, and I couldn't refuse, so I took out my phone, boarded fgo, looked at the stones, there were about 120 stones, handed her the phone, and said, "If you can get five stars, I'm going to sleep."

She took the phone, and the first sentence was this: "Can I recharge it?"

"...Yes, but not this time."

I know very well that as long as I don't set any restrictions, it is not impossible for her to spend two or three thousand yuan in it for my body...

After I finished speaking, I ignored the matter and concentrated on typing.

The reason is quite simple, anyone who has played fgo knows it well, since the master planner of this game became Ye Liangshu, Chizi's shipment rate is as small as the bust of the emperor's wife (...I feel like I'm trying to die, really), mere 120 stones, four ten consecutive draws, you still want to ship?How can you embarrass those kryptonites with thousands of stones and zero treasures?

With this in mind, I began to think about the plot.

However... After 2 minutes, she returned the phone to me.

I was busy at the time, and I didn't turn my head back: "Let's put the phone there, it's normal if it doesn't come out, the probability is very bad... I'll sleep after finishing this chapter, you go back to the room first."

"But I got it."

"Don't forget to close the door when you go out... Wait, what did you say?"

"It's five-star, right?" She held up her phone, "I'm out."

Looking at the noble Miss Zhongda on the screen, I fell into deep thought for ten seconds...

"...You, didn't charge the money, did you?"

"Uh." She was a little embarrassed, "To be honest, I actually wanted to secretly recharge the money... I didn't expect it to be paid out so soon."

I:"……"

You, you, you... let those kryptonites with thousands of stones and zero treasures feel so embarrassed!

Then, that night, of course I went to bed obediently...

After another period of time, my afterlife still hasn't changed, it's still the same formula, it's still the same game.

The only difference is that there were only forty stones in my account at the time.

I thought to myself: I was lucky last time, but this time it was only forty stones, so you can't give another five-star, right?

And then, when the phone was returned by her, I looked at the five-star Yuzao on the screen (not even a pool with an up probability), and fell into deep thought again...

If "fuck" is an expression, then my expression at that time is definitely the rock star of the "fuck" series.

Later, in this year's c dull pool... there is no agreement to "go to sleep when you draw something", I just simply don't have confidence in my character, and then I asked my sister-in-law to help draw a draw for me.

So, she first used [-] stones to smoke a da Vinci directly, and then used the remaining [-] stones to smoke two little Da Vincis...

I was really shocked at the time. Once or twice can be said to be good luck, but so many times, it can only be interpreted as "fate".

But as a staunch materialist, I still don't believe in evil... So, I deliberately went online to spend a few dollars, bought an initial number with two thousand stones inside, and let her smoke all of them.

In fgo, the shipping probability of the up pool is 0.8%.

Mathematics tells us that the more samples, the closer to statistical probability.

So, my dear Miss Yu used the luck of being able to piss off the statistics teacher to death, and used two thousand stones, which means about seven hundred draws, to draw thirteen cs...

...You must be a goddess.

......

Written at the end of the chapter, right now as she sits next to me.

Well, before that, because of a certain sentence above, I have already received a few embarrassing punches, and got a "big breasts are amazing", unwilling to cry...

Actually, I don’t particularly like big breasts, mainly because I have never tried that kind of fullness... (cross out)

At this time, Miss Yu saw me finished writing, and said to me with a smile: "Oh, oh, this kind of thing is natural, I am so lucky, I can't help it."

The meaning of sarcasm is beyond words.

I thought about it, "Actually, I think I'm lucky."

"...What are you talking about who spent [-] yuan and didn't even get a five-star? What did that group of people say, the manuscript fee recovery plan?"

I just laughed and didn't speak.

I am not very good at speaking. Some sentences, if spoken, will feel a little shameful and disgusting; if written, they will feel more natural.

So, dear Miss Yu, please look here...Look at my fingers, look at my natural doting smile, look at the computer screen in front of me, look at the leaping and added words on the screen.

—— "I just thought, maybe my luck was really good."

——"It's just that after meeting you, all the luck in this life has been overdrawn just like that."

Irrelevant to the main text: Essays during illness No. [-] Mr. Yang and Miss Yu

Before the official opening, there is one thing that needs to be said, that is... After asking before, she herself doesn't like the title "Emperor's Sister" very much.

The conversation at that time was roughly like this:

"There is one thing I've always wanted to ask...why do your readers call me Huangsao?"

I thought for a while: "The process is roughly like this, first of all, the protagonist of my first book is Liu Bei, and then my ID is 'Xuande Yellow Book', so I got the nickname 'Emperor Uncle'.

After that, it may be because my usual tone is more mature, which caused the readers to misjudge my own age... So, some people regarded me as a "brother" or something like that.

And then, when you come out on stage, you first bring the character "Huang", then your brother's girlfriend is the sister-in-law, and then, you become the sister-in-law of the emperor..."

After listening to it, she couldn't help complaining: "It's so ugly."

"Uh...then I can't call you Aunt Huang, can I? Wouldn't that sound even worse?"

"..."

In short... After a few minutes of discussion, I don't care about the people here, but at least here, when I call this girl in the future, I will use "Miss Yu" to refer to it.

In fact, this is what we usually call each other. For example, I call her "Miss Yu", "Sister Yu", "Qianjin Yu", and she calls me "Mr. Yang", and sometimes "good brother" and so on... …

Cough, let's take it as a little fun between lovers.

Closer to home... well, nothing serious.

That being the case, let's talk about online games.

Say me first.

Personally, I am very bad at all kinds of pvp (player vs player) games that require instant response, whether it is gun battle, moba, or something else... because my neural response ability has always been poor, probably "I don't Know who your sniper is fighting" This level...

In contrast, I am good at "strategy" and "training" games, among which I particularly prefer sandbox games, such as "Stardew Valley", "Famine", and "My World".

As for games that require psychological games, I also play, but most of them are board games. For example, recently, I often play cards in the group...

Take the game "Yu-Gi-Oh" as an example. I just entered the pit recently, and the complexity of Yu-Gi-Oh is among the best among many chess and card games. After playing a round, the book friend asked me: Why are you so good?

I replied: Probably because... I have a girlfriend?

(This is a stalk of playing "card players don't take objects".)

After sending this line of messages, it took a full ten seconds before he replied to me at six o'clock.

Then, when I was playing cards in the group, I never saw this friend again...

.

Unlike me, Ms. Yu doesn't play games very much. She usually plays the piano, dances, and researches various information about coffee shops on the Internet... She told me that after graduation, she wants to To open a coffee shop.

We have also discussed the topic of naming the coffee shop for a long time... At present, the name we have decided is "Yangzhiyu" and "language of sun" in English-this is a shop name that includes both my name and hers. If If there is a plaque, then the Chinese and English of the store name will appear on it at the same time.

Of course, this is not for the sake of "foreign style". In fact, in the Chinese store name, I am in the front and she is in the back; if it is changed to English, according to the grammar, it is reversed... Fair enough.

For this reason, I also wrote a short poem for her——

【We are equal and inseparable. 】

[Like a tree, with twining vines. 】

[It's like a bird that has lost its wings and can only fly when it's close to each other. 】