my monster girlfriends

[It seems to be cut by the sea and the sky, and only when pieced together can a complete circle of the sunset be formed. 】

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I am always very fortunate that Ms. Yu was born in a family that does not need her to worry about life.

In my heart, my Miss Yu should be like this, so carefree, so innocent and cute, like a gardenia, or a white lily... Like, she will never grow up.

It was her father who raised her to be such a lovely character, and maybe soon, it will be my turn.

I was thinking, if a confession from the groom is required during the wedding, then I might make such a promise.

I'd say, "Your father took so much to make you such a lovely person."

"—So, leave the rest of the day to me."

... After writing this sentence, I can't help but think, is this a bit too much?

Anyway, at this moment, she herself had her lips tightly shut, one hand covering her cheek, and the other lightly tapping my shoulder... But that smile couldn't be restrained no matter what.

Then, she said: "It's agreed, I must say it at the wedding, I will remember it."

I laughed, "It's fine if you don't feel ashamed or disgusting."

"Hmph, no matter how nasty and shameful I want to hear it... That's a wedding, once in a lifetime."

Well, in fact, it can be more than once...

...Given the atmosphere at this time and the fact that I am within her attack range, I really didn't dare to say this...

Afterwards, I asked her again, what does the so-called "wedding" represent in the hearts of the girls?Why is it so important?

She thought about it for half a minute, and then said to me like this:

"I don't know about others... But for me, the prestige at the wedding, the attire, or whether it's Western or Chinese, is worth paying attention to, but it's not the most important thing."

"Then what is the most important thing?"

"The most important thing is the wedding itself." She covered her blushing face subconsciously, "In short, it's just a ceremony... It means that from now on, I will belong to you completely and completely, Miss Yu completely belongs to Mr. Yang, my name, my identity, my body, my room, or something else..."

I smiled, "Don't you belong now?"

"It's different, look, if I'm married, when people call me, they might call me Mrs. Yang, and when they talk to me, the topic may be 'how is your husband'... Regardless of the law, identity, or reality, I will be completely contaminated by 'you'."

She also said: "Assuming, just assuming... Even if we divorce, I may be asked 'how was your ex-husband'... Until the end of this life, I can't get rid of it."

Her eyes were full of longing, like stars, "Isn't this a very romantic and happy thing?"

I was silent for two seconds: "I don't feel..."

Miss Yu was startled: "Hey! At this moment, shouldn't you hold my hand and say something like 'I'm lucky to meet you'!"

"But I really don't feel..."

"...you bastard!"

... Then, do I feel anything about her description?

Shhh - that's the secret.

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It was only when I wrote this that I remembered... What was I preparing for at the beginning of this chapter?

Oh yes, it's an online game.

As for why it became this kind of content... I can only say that if I am the only god in the text I confide, and all operations must be decided by me, then...she is the only one who can easily subvert those content people.

Because, she is mine, she is Mr. Yang's Miss Yu.

Life, can not get rid of.

Irrelevant to the main text: Essays on Sickness No. [-] Candlelight Dinner

A while ago, Miss Heyu had a candlelight dinner.

The reason, there is nothing worth mentioning, probably one day, she did not know where to read this word, and said, "Hey, we haven't tried it yet... Do you want to do it again?"

"Okay, let me think about where candles are sold... Oh yes, I have to buy candle holders..."

I'm trying to remember scenes from TV shows or whatever.

Miss Yu laughed: "Hey, the executive power is too strong, Christmas is not far away, don't worry, don't worry, online shopping is also possible."

If I remember correctly, Christmas seems to be the day to celebrate the birth of Jesus... Why, to celebrate, are you going to give birth to Jesus with me on this day?

It's reasonable, but I dare not say this...

I was silent for a while: "At this moment, I have two love words that can make you happy, which one do you want to listen to?"

"...Can I have all of them?"

"of course can."

I pondered for a while: "First of all... if the reward is to have a candlelight dinner with you, no matter how lazy I am, I will maximize my executive power."

"Yeah." Miss Yu curled her lips, "Six points for you, then what?"

"And then...anything, as long as you want, I can have time anytime."

"I feel your readers will be very sad to hear that..." she said. "That's four points for you."

"No, only four points?"

"Together it is ten."

"That's all right."

"Although the full score is one hundred..."

"Hey!"

The full score of 1 is of course a joke, she just scratched her skin and was punished by being scratched for [-] minute...

As for why it is only 1 minute, because I think that if the behavior of "putting your hand into her armpit (a position quite close to the chest)" takes longer, then I will look at the watery eyes, It's hard to say what Miss Yu, panting and disheveled, will do...

As a grown man, I am very self-aware.

And as Miss Yu, she would never refuse Mr. Yang's similar demands...

Well, that's the fun of being young, isn't it?

So... almost two nights later, we had a "candlelight dinner" - not at a restaurant, but at home.

Among them, candles, shelves, and decorations are all in charge of me. As an old founding party of Famine and Stardew Valley, I am quite confident about decorations... at least I won't talk to her. Same, separate the previous "Happy Birthday" decorative balloons, and then put a heart-shaped balloon on the TV in our bedroom, with a "B" and an "H" on the left and right.

At that time, I watched this scene and was silent for half a minute before I asked:

"...Honey, do you know the most famous words starting with 'B' and ending in 'H'?"

Shake your head, shake your head.

What does it mean when you put the word Bichi on our TV...

...Since then, I have never put her in charge of similar matters.

But, that being said, she does a lot more than I do in terms of housekeeping... I just took care of the "candlelight" and bought some snacks and heart cakes at most, but she took care of the "dinner" - which I have always been I thought she could only cook Chinese food, but that day, she got a piece of steak from nowhere, marinated it, wrapped it in a vacuum bag, put it in a pot, cooked it at [-] degrees for a while, and then fried it... with her In other words, this is called "sous-vide cooking".

For me who can only scramble an egg and stew a braised pork (or don’t fry the sugar-colored one), I can only send it to the eyes of the gods...

And then, when everything was ready, we both lit the candles, drew the curtains, turned off the lights, and sat on opposite sides of the table—and that was the official start.

Miss Yu's opening remarks are as follows: "Do you think that our current situation is very similar to the opening of a horror movie..."

As she said that, she still folded her hands on her chest, trembling: "How about we turn on the light?"

I:"……"

Missy, my dear Missy, can you show off your goddess temperament when you play the piano and dance ballet?Don't hide when you shouldn't!It's hard for my hormones to work like you!

I rubbed my forehead, and let out a long sigh: "Oh... you can open it if you want... don't open it too brightly, warm colors are fine."

"oh oh!"

And then she actually went and turned on the light...

In the glow, I silently watched the inconspicuous, weak flame, and felt a sense of disobedience and powerlessness in "opening an umbrella indoors".

Forget it, let's eat my steak, I don't know how mature it is.

"Well... how do you use the knife and fork? Left-handed fork or right-handed fork?"

She doesn't care: "How to use as comfortable as possible, if you find it troublesome, I'll cut it for you, and then get a pair of chopsticks."

This sentence is very tempting to me, but considering the "atmosphere", I finally gave up the way of eating "beef slices" and used a knife and fork awkwardly.

She looked at me and thought for a few seconds: "Well... what should I do next?"

I chewed the meat that I managed to eat in my mouth: "Probably just chatting, talking about life and ideals... Well, it tastes good... I'll tell a few jokes and make you laugh so hard, if the atmosphere is enough, Just go to the bedroom to make a child, if the atmosphere is more than enough, in fact, it can also be here..."

Her face seemed to turn red: "... At this time, let's talk about this, um..."

"You turn on the lights for candlelight dinner, and still say I'm not good?" I reservedly expressed my dissatisfaction.

So she obediently went to turn off the light...

Then again, the atmosphere is actually pretty good.

As I said, afterward it was nothing more than chatting about something. We were already familiar with each other, and we were happy during the chatting process. They were all trivial things, or we took the opportunity to talk about what the other party contributed to, which we would not dare to talk about.

That's why I know why the "candlelight dinner" has to be held in this way... In the dark, the place where the faint firelight can illuminate is very small, only the other person's face, you can only have her in your pupils, and you I also know that there is only you in her pupils, like the stars and the moon shining on each other.

What is romantic is not the flickering candlelight, but her face in the candlelight.

At a certain moment, we all suddenly calmed down, watching quietly, looking at her cherry lips, bridge of her nose, eyebrows and eyes, those eyebrows and eyes are curved, as if smiling, calm, There was no emotional laughter, just a gentle love.

"Miss Yu." I also smiled, "I really, really like you."

"Ah."

Gently, respond.

Soft sound, like white down.

So, I sucked her lips and rubbed the girl who belonged to me into my arms... I said with a smile before that if the atmosphere is more than enough, what I do in the bedroom can actually be done here ... Now it seems that this ridicule should be applied to myself.

I have always been a very calm person, only Miss Yu will be my "exception".

And she never refuses me.

It's a pity that when I kissed that white, soft neck... There was a sound from the door of the house.

This means... If I don't want to be watched by my father-in-law after a few minutes, I'd better stop.

She is more emotional, and when her love is strong, she is fearless in whatever she does, even if she is so ashamed that she twists into a squid in my arms afterwards, it has nothing to do with the present... But for the sake of my life's fame, I will use my only remaining With rationality, he carried her to the bedroom in the way of a princess, and locked the door.

...Thanks to the fact that she often goes to the gym recently, and she is in good shape, otherwise she might not be able to hug her.

I don't want to be ordered to delete this essay by the angry Miss Yu after it is sent out; besides, I am also very selfish, some things I just want to keep in my mind, so... please allow me, at the end of the article, Type a word "slightly".

If there are friends who also want to see the sweetness that belongs to you alone, then find someone who loves you.

——14:52 p.m., Uncle Huang's pen.

Irrelevant to the main text: Essays during illness No. [-] · Dating

I went on a date with Miss Yu a few days ago.

The reason, as I said before, Shuke suddenly re-examined, everyone else was under one chapter and two chapters, and I was banned for more than ten chapters...

Gee.

Then... look at the time, it's a Saturday holiday; look at the weather, it's warm in winter; look at Miss Yu, she's still shining.

OK, let's go on a date.

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We left the door at about nine o'clock in the morning. The weather was very good yesterday. We have been cold for a long time. It was rare to have golden sunshine yesterday. Of course, the mood is like rolling on the dry lawn and the golden rapeseed flowers. comfortable.

When I arrived at the playground, there were some amusement facilities around, big pendulum, carousel, nothing new, but I don’t need any new ideas... It’s rare for me to come out, and I’m a little interested in it. As far as I know, she originally I don't like it, but when I asked to sit for one, she said yes...

Her original words were like this: "It's okay, just treat it as risking your life to be a villain."

"I'll go... Who did you learn this habit of changing common sayings?"