my monster girlfriends

She didn't speak, just stared at me with those beautiful eyes, which were clear and reflected the blue sky.

"...Well, next topic."

I'm not one to hold grudges, especially to her, who can be angry with such a lovely and wonderful Miss Yu?

So, after we sat on the big pendulum, I took out a long screw from my pocket, and said a word to her before we started:

"Eh? Why did you lose a screw on your seat?"

It's pointless to have a cute girlfriend if you don't use them for teasing.

Stop talking, I'm going to sleep on the sofa.

......

There is a small river in the playground, and there are a few willows by the river, but now that the weather is getting colder, the green willows cannot be seen, and the dead branches are everywhere.A few days ago, it snowed lightly, the snow was not heavy, and it fell sparsely. When it fell on the ground, it became rain again. The rain seeped into the soil, giving the flat land a fragrance of snow and rain.

Like me, Ms. Yu also doesn't like the noisy environment, which can be seen from our usual relationship.For example, in the past few years, when we were forced to lock down at home, we spent most of the day in the bedroom, sometimes sitting alone on the computer chair, and sometimes lying on the bed together , There were very few voices in the room, even if there were, it was only a few words occasionally, and then went to do their own things, I read novels, she chased after something...

Friends who have never been in a relationship will always fall into a certain misunderstanding. They think that men and women who are in the state of a couple will have endless things to say and do when they are together. In fact, this is not wrong. Equally beautiful, with an active emotion like a deer, no matter how much you say or do, you will never get tired of it.

But this state doesn't last long. After the enthusiasm passes, it will cool down, which is the so-called "boredom period". But it doesn't mean "cooling down". I haven't analyzed this feeling with rational thinking, but if I really want to explain it, then it should be called "peace of mind".

When we get along together, there is no need to do anything, no need to say anything, or even seek "common ground"... just look up occasionally and see her still there, and your heart will be as quiet as a falling white feather, like an afternoon flowing Sunlight on the table.

All is well because you are here.

Oh, it seems a bit far-fetched...

So let's talk about the dance that day.

The earing grass swayed slowly in the cold wind, and the gentle thin clouds hovered between the water and the sky.

Miss Yu stood there, with the wind blowing my favorite long hair without any decoration.

I looked over quietly: "Suddenly want to see you dance."

"it's here?"

"it's here."

She showed her face and smiled, the corners of her lips were like the arcs of swifts.

"What about the reward?"

"I can write lyrics for you."

"Okay." She seemed happier, "I'll give you time for a song."

She took out her mobile phone, played the dance music she was most used to, and when she pressed start, we had a common time. She would use the time of a song to dance a dance; and I would use the time of a dance, write a poem.

So, Ms. Yu raised her slender legs even though she was wearing long johns, and drew an arc in the air. The sound quality of the mobile phone was not good, and she was not wearing a dance costume. Of course, I carried the mobile phone. Then, the weather was very cold, and the blowing wind hung on my hand like a blade.

But I still think this scene is beautiful, and this beauty belongs to me alone.

The last ending of the piano fell, and I applauded her lightly.

Miss Yu was very helpful, and she looked over with a slightly smug look: "How is it?"

"The spring water is just born, the spring forest is beginning to flourish, and the spring breeze is ten miles away. It's not as good as you."

"Wow, it seems very romantic, what do you think?"

nod nod.

Of course not, the author of this sentence is Feng Tang... However, if I tell a little lie here, the old man should not mind.

"And what about poetry?"

"After writing it, I deleted it because I don't think it's good enough for you."

The words were very nasty, but Ms. Danyu was very happy. She raised her eyebrows, pursed her lips slightly, and smiled in her eyes: "Then can I think that you want to prostitute my dancer for nothing?"

I blinked: "It was discovered?"

"Hmph, I don't know you yet?"

"Then will you forgive me?"

"No forgiveness."

"...At this time, even if it doesn't spoil the atmosphere, you should say forgive me." I was helpless, "Then how do you want to punish?"

"Let me think about it... I want to ride the carousel."

"Okay—go now."

"You carry me on your back."

"Are you sure this is a punishment? It's a reward for any man."

"Hmph." She raised a happy ending voice, "I can't let other men recite it, let you watch..."

"Actually...it's not impossible."

Before Ms. Yu looked at me with eyes that were about to turn into "You can bear this" and "Uncle Policeman has a pervert here", I took out my mobile phone: "Call your dad now..."

——In the end, of course, I recited it.

......

I ate KFC at noon, and ordered a family bucket of fried chicken that represented degeneration... Actually, at that time, I really wanted to play the "ah~" feeding game with Ms. Yu, but... public places, I still forget it.

Going to the coffee shop in the afternoon - in fact, my stomach can't drink coffee, but I guess she just went to see the structure, and asked the waiter about the situation of the coffee shop by the way...

…Then it fell on me, and she gave three reasons that I couldn’t refuse, namely, “Would you like to watch your girlfriend talk to strange men?”, “This kind of negotiation with strangers what you're best at" and "Honey—please please please—"

In the evening, after the movie was over, in front of the movie theater, I suddenly asked, "Do you know why I went to an unfamiliar Internet cafe with you in the afternoon?"

She was biting the sausage, and when she heard this, Mengmeng blinked her eyes: "Because... there are too many people in the old shop?"

"Of course not, I just want to make sure... have you brought your ID card?"

"Are you sure what this does..."

She subconsciously asked this sentence, and then fell into silence for about ten seconds...

I was walking behind her and couldn't see her face. I could only hear a murmur and the tone of her voice, which was very similar to "rogue"...

"This is slandering you... If I come out with other girls and say similar lines, then I'm called a hooligan. Tell you, at most I enjoy legal rights."

"Hooligans, hooligans..." she muttered, and suddenly realized something, her brows were erected, "How dare you tell other girls?!"

"Give me an example, give me an example..."

"Examples are not allowed!"

"Hey, how can you say something like 'let another man carry you'..."

"I won't really let others carry it!"

"I won't really ask other girls out..."

"Remember?"

"..."

In the end, I'm disenfranchised to give similar examples...

Tsk, that's so unfair.

Irrelevant to the main text: Essays on Illness No. [-]. The wife who is beautiful to me is also private

Let's start with the little episodes from the past few days.

Generally speaking, in order to compensate, I will write some small extras in my fake notes; and for the sake of fluent reading, I will delete the fake notes after a few days... So, you can completely think that the extra stories on the fake notes are out of print.

However, I was quite satisfied with the episode a few days ago, so I will post it here...

......

Uncle Huang: "Do you feel that I seem to have a lot of free time recently..."

Miss Yu: "It's okay... I have a physical problem, shouldn't I rest?"

Uncle Huang: "Uh, that's what I said, but if I look at my update volume this month, and then look at those colleagues who wrote about being hospitalized, even I would be a little ashamed... I am ashamed of the readers' expectations (think Think about it) or, I will write a few chapters now..."

Miss Yu: "Come on... (holding the hem of the clothes) Come, come and accompany me to make up "Classmate Gu Jian", I haven't had time to read it before...Lie here, lie here."

Uncle Huang: "...Do you know that what you are doing now is quite similar to Bao Si (the heroine in the Feng Huo drama Princes) back then."

Miss Yu: "(winks) Then, would you like to be my King Zhou You?"

Uncle Huang: "King Zhou You has a bad reputation and has been passed down as a negative teaching material for thousands of years."

Miss Yu: "Hmm, so?"

Uncle Huang: "...So this is called "Classmate Gu Jian", right? It's been a long time since I've made up the show, let's start watching from the first episode...Come here, it's quite cold in the room, I'll hold you and watch it ..."

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Upper couplet: Breaking chapters to amuse the guests

The second couplet: The princes of Fenghuo Opera

Hengpi: Today!day!none!Even!

(run--)

......

Well, the text begins - there is not much text.

It may be genetic inheritance, or it may be that some things have really happened. I am relatively mature, my appearance, my voice, it's all... A while ago, I went hunting monsters, joined a group, and hunted happily with a group of netizens. It's not bad, chatting and chatting, I don't know why, we talked about age.

Those who can hunt monsters in broad daylight are either freelancers like me who have free working hours all year round, or college students who don’t have classes... An office worker who fishes has time, but when you fish, It's okay to play cards and play on mobile phones, see Qieju Hedeng Dragon Sword or something in the company, is that suitable...

So, the people in the voice are quite young, 78, 21, [-], at most [-]... But there is a big guy in the group, who can post videos on station b, his voice is very tender, we can chat well Just as he was having fun, he suddenly said, "I... am thirty."

I was very curious at the time: "Thirty, it doesn't look like it."

"It's not like I'm thirty, why lie to you..."

"That's right." I joked, "However, you are still playing monster hunting at the age of 30... You are also deeply in love."

"So what's the matter, aren't you over 30?"

"?"

I was shocked: "Where did you hear that... I'm only twenty this year."

Then he was also shocked: "Damn it? I don't believe in your voice even if you don't have children, okay?"

Me: "...do you want more barrels to explode when you ascend the dragon?"

(Note: In Monster Hunting, "Climbing the Dragon" is a high-consumption and high-damage skill. If it can hit a fatal point, such as the head, it can deal quite high damage, which is very entertaining... On the contrary, this thing It is particularly difficult to hit, and there is a step of "jumping-swinging the knife-falling-blade light damage", and this step is quite fragile, there are many ways to interrupt, such as steps, teammates' upwards, There are also barrel explosions and the like...)

It's not just him, after that, I asked many netizens "Is my voice really old", and the replies I got were "Not old, only over 30" "Why, you old cucumber still want to paint green paint to pretend Tender?" "Has your child gone to kindergarten?" This kind of...

So I got hurt...

Ms. Yu comforted me: "It's okay, it's called magnetism, just like Tang Guoqiang in the Romance of the Three Kingdoms!"

I was very moved at the time.

Until later, I checked the information and saw that Mr. Tang Guoqiang was 38 years old when he played the role of Prime Minister of the Three Kingdoms...

……Depend on!Isn't that still more than 30 years old!It's even almost forty, hey!

......

Then there's the appearance...

It seems like last year, I went out to take a shower with Miss Yu.

In summer, it’s hot, so it’s very convenient to wash at home. Put in the water, wash this, that, and that, and then run to the air-conditioned room and lie down on the bed. It's not so easy. If you're at home, you have to prepare pajamas and pajamas, bath towels, put hot water in advance, turn on the bathroom heater, and turn on the heating... Anyway, it's very troublesome.

What's more troublesome is that Ms. Yu doesn't touch any of the above content, and I'm in charge of everything...

Everyone knows that it is troublesome to take a bath in winter. It is more convenient to go outside to wash.

There is a bathing place near my house, just a few steps away, and there are several barbecue shops and noodle restaurants next to it. In the cold winter, I come out after washing and order some small skewers from the store, and ask for a bowl. The steaming hot noodles, two people cuddling together, or talking casually, or watching the white mist slowly dissipate... This is the world.

Of course, that's not what we're talking about here.

What I want to say is that when I went to wash that time, I met an old man at the door, who was quite sociable.