my monster girlfriends

He saw us both and said hello:

"Young man, are you in your thirties?"

I:"……"

My expression was quite exciting at the time, my god, I'm in my thirties... I was only nineteen (last year) hey!

Beside, Miss Yu's expression is needless to describe, she covered her mouth tightly, murmured laughter from her throat, her face was blushing...

Just when I thought Miss Yu might suffocate here, the uncle looked at her again and said, "Bring your niece to take a bath?"

Miss Yu: "..."

......

Appearance, voice, I won't talk about these, after all, they are genetic things.

But there is one thing that makes me very strange... I remember that when I wrote this book, I wrote "20th Birthday Essays", and then... the title was actually the title that I posted the most.

I was very surprised at the time... What's wrong with this title?Quite serious?How did you manage to get more postings between the headlines than I wrote earlier about "more exercise during the day, more exercise at night"?

Click to open it, and the first sentence is like this - [You are only twenty? 】

... What's wrong with being 20 years old! Did you eat your rice at the age of 20?

Just weird.

......

Written after the end of this article——

Me: (stretched) "I finished writing today... By the way, am I really old?"

Miss Yu: "It's okay, anyway, I didn't feel it."

Me: "It's also..." (suddenly thought of something), "Wait, is what I said just now the same nature as 'Who am I and Chengbei Xu Gongmei'?"

Miss Yu: "It seems to be really..." (jokingly) "Then... Jun is so beautiful, how can Mr. Xu compare with Jun?"

Me: "Coincidentally, I think so too."

Miss Yu: "..."

Miss Yu: "According to the procedure, shouldn't you first ask your wife, then your concubine, then your guest, and finally understand the truth?"

Me: "...do you wish I had a concubine?"

Miss Yu: "Uh...cough, take the essence and discard the dross, let's forget about the dross."

Me: "Actually, I don't mind..."

Miss Yu: "Huh?"

Me: "...But I think 'the beauty of my wife is enough for me', um, enough."

(Enough indeed.)

Thousands of mountains and snow at dusk, who does it only cast shadows on? : NO.1 My name is Bai Yin, I want to find a bronze girlfriend

When I woke up, the air in the room was filled with coldness.

He opened his eyes, stared at the ceiling, stayed for a while, then slowly got up, letting the quilt slide off slowly.

——Unfortunately, this is a 24k pure man, so this process is not worth wasting a lot of ink, and when a girl who is so fit that she walks beside the rabbits repeats this action, I will definitely focus on describing it here.

Opening the curtains, the overwhelming whiteness squeezed into his pupils.

This is the first snow in [-]. The whole city is wrapped in a silver coat in the cold wind, like a sea of ​​flowers full of white roses; Shining, like a dragon exhaling a golden waterfall.

Speaking of white roses, he remembered what Zhang Ailing once said: Every man has two such women in his life, at least two—married a red rose, and over time, the red one turned into a smear of mosquito blood on the wall, The white one is still the bright moonlight in front of the bed;

Marry a white rose, the white one is a grain of sticky rice on your clothes, but the red one is a cinnabar mole on your heart.

But he didn't have such ambitions, he just wanted to find a bronze player.

Because his name is Bai Yin.

It is the white chanting on all bronze dreams.

Let me introduce you formally. This gentleman is surnamed Bai, with a single name and a Yin character. He is 19 years old. His parents are still alive. He owns a car and a house. There are really not many protagonists.

Borrowing a sentence from the works of a protagonist with the surname of Ximen: "Although the numbers are the same as birds, the high and low are not ordinary." Throughout history, those who can be called the protagonists often have some differences.

Take Liu Bang as an example. There is a saying in "Historical Records: The Benji of Gaozu": "Long Zhun has a long face, a beautiful beard, and 72 moles on his stock."

Look, Zhizunbao only has three hemorrhoids on the soles of his feet, but Liu Bang actually has 72 hemorrhoids on his legs...

There are quite a few peculiarities about Bai Yin. First of all, he is very handsome, not the kind of handsome who "An Neng can tell whether I am male or female", but the kind of handsome who is upright and awe-inspiring - if he becomes a policeman in the future, his boss will definitely Frame his photo and hang it in the lobby to reassure the people.

Second, he has a "system".

This system appeared in the morning about half a year ago. At that time, when Bai Yin was watching a group of old men playing chess in the park and providing some kind of private service—that is, "five yuan for one step", someone tapped him. his shoulders.

A middle-aged man who claimed to be Xue Sheng suddenly walked up to him, and said in a tone that sounded like a blind fortune-teller at a street stall:

"You are destined to be with me."

Bai Yin glanced at Xue Sheng, then said: "How do you say?"

When he said this, he had this thought in his mind: This person looks very valuable in his clothes, so he shouldn’t be here to deceive; of course, if this is a disguise, and he is indeed here to deceive, then I will deceive him 50 RMB meal money, a good meal at night...

Unexpectedly, Xue Sheng in front of him thought for two seconds, and then said, "It's about as handsome as when I was young."

Bai Yin: "..."

He was speechless for a while, and Xue Sheng said again: "For the sake of our predestined relationship, why don't you play chess with me?" After a slight pause, "Of course, it's not free."

Bai Yin immediately said: "Are you sure?"

After a pause, he added, "Don't go back on your word."

Don't blame him for this reaction.

You know, since he knew the basic rules of chess, few people can beat him in this sport... A retired chess player nearby commented on Bai Yin: It is not so much "good at", it is more like "Apocalypse".

To put it simply... Bai Yin has not met such a person who actively seeks death for a long time.

Regarding this, Xue Sheng just said: "I'm sure...don't worry, I've heard about your reputation."

He smiled, and said again: "I never thought I could beat you."

Regarding this game, as expected, Bai Yin won again, just like his previous record.

And surprisingly...he won pretty hard.

And the "system" appeared in Baiyin's mind that night.

With Bai Yin's personality, he would definitely be cautious if such a thing appeared in his mind - however, he likes to use it or not, because there is a delete button on it.

If you really don't want to use it, delete it...

——The result was not deleted.

In fact, although this thing is called a "system" which seems to be omnipotent, in fact, it is really useless...

Its body is a light group that resides in the upper right corner of Baiyin's field of vision, which can be hidden and displayed freely; in this light group resides a bluffing, about 15-year-old soul, who calls himself "System Genie".

...Well, this setting is quite common, isn't it?

But that's about it.

So far, the only function this thing can play is to chat with Bai Yin and relieve troubles. If Bai Yin enters a mental hospital one day, it can be regarded as a talking partner.

In the words of the system wizard - the main reason is that the current version is not enabled, so the functions are blocked, and when the server is officially launched, it will be like this and that...

So Bai Yin asked: When will the version be officially launched?

The system wizard said that it depends on fate...

Bai Yin expressed his frustration.

He vaguely remembered that the relationship between Gu Xun'er and Xiao Yan was also based on fate, they were childhood sweethearts and childhood sweethearts.

Later, Xiao Yan was taken the lead by Medusa who basically had no emotional basis...

……

The morning of winter vacation is always very leisurely.

Both Bai Yin's parents are in his hometown, and this city is where his university is located. It is very common for college students to leave their hometowns, rent a house and live alone, and people in the village will die of thirst.

The solitary life of a single man is called freedom if you put it bluntly, but of course it is loose if you put it bluntly. Bai Yin yawned and walked to the bathroom, solved the hygiene problem in front of the mirror, sat on the sofa for a few minutes, and decided to go to the street Buy a few big meat buns.

Wangjia Baozi on the street is a famous bun shop in the city. From time to time, people in the city can see women bringing a few extra-large fat pigs to the butcher's house, slaughtering them overnight, chopping stuffing, mixing green onions, and wrapping them in dough. Put it into a big steamer, and when it is steamed, open it. The fragrant white mist can cover people's sight. Take a bite, it is fat and thin, with a strong fragrance of green onion, and the mouth is full of meaty fragrance. The aftertaste of fragrance can linger until noon .

There is a distance from home to Baozipu, and by the way, you can also take a look at the snow scene.

Bai Yin got up while thinking, and walked to the door.

The moment the door was opened, a bitter cold wind howled.

It was an unprecedented strong wind. It felt like being on the top of a snow mountain suddenly. Bai Yin subconsciously raised her hand to cover her fragile eyes.

At this moment, a chaotic sound played, like frozen raindrops.

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The sound of ding ding dong dong, the whistling of the wind, and the rattling of the curtains seemed like a welcoming symphony.

Until a certain moment, everything was silent, as if sinking to the bottom of a lake.

Opening his eyes, a pure white figure stood delicately.

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①It's a bit late...but I'm here.

②In fact, the original title of this chapter is "My name is Bai Yin, and I want to find a bronze girlfriend who walks with two rabbits"...

Thousands of mountains and snow at dusk, who does it only cast shadows on? : NO.2 This face can save you ten years of struggle

The days of leisure always pass quickly, which is the common cognition of almost all human beings, and its level of authority is on the same level as "I can't sleep enough when I go to school, and I can't sleep no matter how I am on vacation".

In Bai Yin's half-day life, there are two things worth mentioning.

First, the girl who called herself Xueli lived alone.

This kind of plot seems to be quite common in many works. An ordinary boy suddenly meets a beautiful girl who fell from the sky, and then Barabara...

The existence of such works, of course, has a reason behind it, what is the reason, we will not talk about it for the time being, but, if you look at it from a realistic perspective, this kind of thing is actually somewhat illogical.

For example, when we first met a few hours ago, when Bai Yin learned about Xueli's thoughts, he didn't have the idea of ​​a pie in the sky at all...

In fact, his first thought was this: I haven't done anything outrageous recently, have I?

This is a very simple idea - he doesn't believe that his charm is so great that such a beautiful girl asks to live together, so the other party must have something...

The question is, what is she planning?

This is a question that Bai Yin can't figure out. With his personality, under this premise, he would never agree to Xueli's request—even if she is really good-looking.

Bai Yin weighed it up a little in his mind, if he refused, he would just lose a relationship between a man and a woman that might be born, and gain a long-term sense of security...

Well, the answer is obvious.

However, before he could say his reply, Xueli stretched out his hand.

Her hands are very white—perhaps translucent is more appropriate to describe—it looks soft and soft, reminiscent of Bai Juyi's "eyes picking autumn water, ten fingers peeling spring onions".

The hand was raised lightly, and then lightly lowered, sticking to the head of the stone lion in front of the door.

Click.

The crystal light spreads... A layer of thin ice starts from the girl's palm and slowly expands, like black ink dripping on white paper, from head to toe.

Then, wow——