my monster girlfriends

With the character of "I", after noticing the reaction of my body, I will definitely learn the detailed relevant information at the first time... And with the pride of "I", such a solution as "solve it by myself" is not a solution, Certainly not taken.

Under this premise..."I" can definitely do things like "in order to solve my own physical problems, and quietly influence the relevant cognition of beautiful girls around me"!

And when I think about it carefully, with the wit of the "I" who was fully aware of the fairy at that time, I might not be able to see the real body of the Miao Wu Wu; Pass……

Coupled with the fact that "Miao Wuwu's appearance is impeccable", "Miao Wuwu happens to be my deskmate", "I subjectively like cats" and other facts... Fuck, the more I think about it, the more likely it is!

Thinking of this, he became as calm as Bai Yin, and the cold sweat was also dripping down.

According to his speculation, the reason Miao Wuwu is so proficient at this time can only be that "she has done this action many times before."

For a moment, the guess "Could she be Zhongbai" crossed his mind, but...he just ruled out this answer last night.

First of all, the correct answer is excluded, and this is the case...

That being the case, after thinking about it, he seemed to have only the answer of "Miao Wuwu was affected by the absolute self-interested 'Bai Yin'".

Well, a similar situation can be explained by the word "young taming", but, based on Bai Yin's own understanding of the state of absolute self-interest, the so-called "taming" he carried out is definitely not just a spiritual influence— —Similar plots, we can see a lot in "common sense change" comics, so I won't repeat them here.

Wait, this is just my guess, the matter may not be so serious...

Just as Bai Yin was thinking this... Miao Wuwu, who was half asleep and half awake, suddenly let out a soft cry.

She called it like this: "Master..."

Bai Yin: "..."

Well, no need to be sure anymore, I'm a scumbag.

... After roughly confirming the "facts", Bai Yin only felt pain in his head.

At this time, his mood is like a reliable adult man looking at the quotations he posted on QQ space when he was suffering from the second illness (it's still in a public state), like "the fault is not me, but the world", "weakness is "Original sin" ah, this kind... I really don't want to strangle myself at that time all the time.

What the hell did I do back then...

Bai Yin is not a second-year-old child, what he (thinks) has done is much more serious than this... To put it bluntly, he will be cleaned up by the chief.

Well, regret has never been a useless emotion, the most important thing now is to think about what to do...

Anyway, let's take responsibility first...?

Thinking so far... Bai Yin sighed in his heart, and gently embraced the sleeping girl.

Tsk, what should I do...

His actions actually woke Miao Wuwu up.

The girl shivered first (shook her hair first when she wakes up), raised her pretty chin, and just raised her eyes...then she and Bai Yin stared together.

The latter said in a very headache tone at this time: "Are you awake?"

"Ah."

……Um?

Why can I make that "um" sound?

After three seconds.

"Yahhhhhhhhhhhhh—"

It's screaming.

"Snapped----"

It's a slap in the face.

"hiss----"

It hurts.

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①The fever is almost gone, one more... I owe 6 more at present.

②Similar to the situation of "you owe it and forget it" mentioned in the interim post, basically it will never happen to me... If I want to goo, it must be aboveboard, and I will never use such a low-level instrumental (serious)

Are you my shit-shoveling officer: NO.20 I'll be on your bed tonight!

Five minutes later, Miao Wuwu sat obediently on the sofa kneeling, like a primary school student who started school but didn't finish his homework.

She lowered her head, blushing, not because of shyness, but because of nervousness.

Opposite her, Bai Yin was only wearing a pair of shorts, and at the same time, was slowly wiping away the water stains on his body.

This kind of casual gesture is obviously not suitable to be shown in front of beautiful female classmates, even if they have known each other for a long time - but according to his speculation just now, Miao Wuwu has probably seen more extreme gestures than this...

That being the case, at this time, don't care about such details.

Miao Wuwu thought in his heart that he was going to suffer. Although his master didn't care about face, he was always very reasonable. She knew after thinking about it for a while. In Bai Yin's eyes, this student of hers first broke into his bathroom on his own, and then he didn't know why. Slapped him—hardly.

As for how she managed to maintain her human form and sleep in Bai Yin's arms, she was not very clear about it... Could it be that Bai Yin saw the lust and didn't stop her?

Just kidding, this kind of assumption is as outrageous as Xiaozhi's sudden abandonment of Pikachu and his wife, okay?

(Note: Girl: "If you lose the battle, you have to date me." Xiaozhi: "Okay, I won't lose!")

Miao Wuwu still remembers a summer in junior high school, the weather was very hot that day, and the scorching heat killed every bit of coolness in the air.

The air conditioner in the class broke down, and the repair person didn't arrive until evening, and then the whole class had to rely on four electric fans to blow air.

At that time, she and Bai Yin were seated in the corner of the class, mainly because Bai Yin felt that the teacher's teaching speed was not as fast as his self-study, so he chose there, so as not to be called up to answer questions when nothing happened... Miao Wu Wu Just follow him.

Miao Wuwu was dozing listlessly on the table that day, and she felt that she was as hot as corn put in a popcorn machine, which might explode anytime and anywhere.

Then, something happened that made her even hotter—a hand was suddenly put on one thigh under the desk.

Warm hands.

Miao Wuwu couldn't be more familiar with this hand, it would often appear on her chin or ear - but it was in cat form.

At that time, Miao Wuwu was a human figure that couldn't be more standard - white tight shorts, hot pants that only reached the middle of the thigh, and small open-toed sandals... If Zhouyi College didn't restrict students from wearing them, She dared to wear such a cool outfit to go to school, and she had to be stopped by the principal before the school gate.

The reason is to confuse the crowd.

In fact, this outfit is really eye-catching. The energetic junior high school boy occasionally sees the little meow girl walking like a gust of wind, and his eyes basically want to follow her upstairs—many people almost look at each other when they see their first love. This is the mood.

Miao Wuwu doesn't care about their eyes, stupid shit-shoveling officials... they are bullying you when talking about IQ, are you as handsome as my master?

The only gaze she cared about... It's a pity that the owner of that gaze was still in a state of no emotion at that time. Let alone wearing such a suit, even if you came to school without wearing anything, he would probably send a "you" Are you sick?" At most, I will introduce you to a few affordable mental hospitals...

But, it was such a person, at this moment... he actually put his hand on Miao Wuwu's leg.

Didn't even mean to take it away.

At that time, Ms. Meow was very nervous... Her mental activities were so wonderful that she was comparable to the laundry lady who was suddenly turned over by the emperor.

To use a relatively common but accurate phrase - at this moment, she even thought of the child's name.

What's more, Bai Yin's hand is not only not ready to withdraw, but seems to be getting more and more excessive.

He first touched Miao Wuwu's knee, and after a few minutes, his hand would move up a palm distance, then he stopped, and after a while, the palm would move up again...

Until Bai Yin's hand seemed to be about to move to a very bad position... the bell for the end of get out of class rang.

Well, at this moment, Miao Wuwu even felt a little regretful...

Anyway, one class just passed... After the whole class, the active Ms. Miao didn't dare to move for four or 10 minutes. Her heart was numb, and her thighs were even more numb. Those friends of hers, see Meow It is very rare for the young lady to sit on the seat when class is over, and she is curious to ask, but she can only force her face, smile and say it's all right...

Its psychological process is very similar to when the husband suddenly called when he was deeply in love with the old Wang next door, and then forced a smile to say that he was a young woman running in slippers...

Miao Wuwu is not the type to keep her words in her heart, so when there is no one around, she secretly asks Bai Yin: "Why do you want to do this?"

Please note that this is not a question... Its context is very similar to a little girl who goes out with her boyfriend on Valentine's Day and then asks "Why do you want me to bring my ID card".

Ms. Meow is not a reserved human being. If Bai Yin really said something like "I'm very interested in you", maybe that night, the latter would be pleasantly surprised to find that his own Meow suddenly became a Miao Niang... Even if this At that time, Miao Wuwu hadn't mastered the corresponding knowledge, but she could definitely do this.

What's the matter, it's not like I haven't been like this before... When I was a cat, you felt a lot more presumptuous-well, it's probably this kind of line.

Anyway, Miao Wuwu just asked.

Then, she heard a sentence that she would never forget in her life.

Bai Yin said this: "Because your thighs are cooler."

"...?"

Based on her understanding of her master's brain circuit, Miao Wuwu immediately understood what he meant—"Because your legs are cold and my hands are hot, it's as simple as that."

(Note: In the worldview of this book, the skin temperature of the demon-like human form is different from that of the original form.)

In the mouths of other men, the nature of this sentence is similar to "You are so attractive, I couldn't hold it back at the time", just listen to it, but... Bai Yin said that, which means that is what he meant.

Yes, he really just wanted to cool off...

You can imagine... Miao Wuwu's mood at that time.

She looked at Bai Yin, opened and closed her lips, trembled a few times, and asked in a tone of sadness and indignation: "...Is my arm quite cold too?"

"Shall I grab your arm during class?" Bai Yin said with a calm expression, "I don't want to be interviewed because of puppy love."

After a pause, he said again: "Based on what I know about you...you won't resist such a small thing."

... So you also know that this kind of ambiguous action will be misunderstood as "puppy love"! ?

Consider how I feel!

Well, I really don't resist...

hateful!You wait at night!

I tonight... tonight... tonight...

...tonight on your bed!

Are you my shit shoveler: NO.21 Over 30 years in prison for having a wife

After the incident above, Miao Wuwu never expressed any hope for Bai Yin's "color heart".

She didn't know that not long after that, during the winter vacation of one year, a heavy snow fell from the sky, and along with it, a little fairy with white skin and white hair descended, suddenly broke into Bai Yin's life, and then changed a lot...

On the one hand, Bai Yin is not the kind of person who will talk about everything, you can break his teeth, but you can't pry his mouth open; on the other hand... when school starts, Miao Wuwu and Bai Yin will meet again At the time, the latter had already forgotten about Xueli.

How can you expect him to say something that he can't even remember?

Therefore, she immediately ruled out the answer "I walked into the bathroom in human form"...

In Miao Wuwu's impression, Bai Yin is not a person who would be dazzled by beauty - if the above situation were true, the moment she opened the door, Bai Yin would be able to deduce who was entering the door in an instant, and accurately Throw a piece of soap on her forehead...

So, I entered in the form of a cat... Then, I suddenly turned back into a human...

This can also explain why the master is holding me...

Miao Wuwu bit her lip and thought.

Here I have to make complaints about it. As the saying goes, if you are not a family, if you don’t enter a family, this subject will rule out the correct answer in the first place.

This is no longer what the word "heart-to-heart" can describe...

Miao Wuwu didn't know that at this time, in Bai Yin's heart, she had become "an innocent victim who solved the physiological needs of the absolutely self-interested Bai Yin".

If this matter is not handled well... He will be cleaned up by Xue Sheng.

She only thought that the fact that she was Zhongbai was exposed, and worried that Baiyin would be angry.

As for the matter of bathing naked together... how big of a deal is it?Haven't we all washed together for ten years?Where is the whole body not washed?But if there is one thing missing, it is because Bai Yin is not serious.

Could it be that he has become reserved just because he is in human form?

What are you kidding...

Yes, in the eyes of Miao Wuwu, or the vast majority of monsters, changing a shape (abbreviated as metamorphosis) is almost like changing clothes...

You can go out in a skirt, but are you embarrassed to go out in pants?So intimate in the original form, but shy in the human form?

If it wasn't for Xue Sheng's repeated statement that "the cat form and the human form are different" and "before your master has mastered the energy, you'd better not tell him your real situation, otherwise he might interfere because of 'heterogeneous information'" Something dangerous happened", how did she try to get close to Bai Yin in such a way...

Miao Wuwu has checked the information (referring to the Sakurajima animation), and for boys, it is a great thing for their cat to become a beautiful girl.

She even asked the question "I was originally a cat, but now I have become a girl, will the owner resist?", and the following are basically "Thank you, I am at home, the cat has become a cat girl, and I am married It's gone, a man and a woman, hiding and hiding" this kind of...

... Doesn't that explain the situation!