my monster girlfriends

she!Miao Wuwu, it is a gift from heaven to the master!

...Let's not watch the inner drama of the cats for the time being.

After several minutes of thinking, Bai Yin finally spoke.

He used an extremely euphemistic way of asking: "Student Miao."

Pause, "Behavior like today...is it normal in your perception?"

Seemingly afraid that Miao Wuwu didn't understand enough, he added: "It's just appearing in front of me in that indistinct form, this kind of thing."

On the opposite side, Miao Wuwu stretched her lower lip.

It's over, it's over, I have asked like this, I must have seen it...

With a mentality of "I don't need to hide it anyway", she nodded her head as a matter of course.

"It's normal." She said, "In the past, I wasn't very willing... But after being forced by you a few times (referring to throwing Zhongbai into the bath), I didn't resist anymore."

Bai Yin: "..."

He took a deep breath and silently shot his past self three times in his heart.

Then, ask again: "What will I probably... do?"

Probably because he was afraid that his questioning would touch the poor girl in front of him (only Bai Yin could imagine)'s unbearable past, so he immediately added: "If you don't want to answer, you don't need to answer."

"Then why don't you want to answer?" Miao Wuwu put on a strange expression instead, "Isn't it just washing from head to toe?"

"from head to foot?"

"Ah."

"Nothing?"

"Who wears clothes in the shower?"

"...every location? Nothing missing?"

"Of course not, otherwise it wouldn't be clean."

hiss--

Very good, according to the current information, I will be sentenced to at least three years in prison... Of course, if it is handled well, it can be more than 30 years in prison for having a wife.

Bai Yin rubbed his forehead for a long time, then asked again: "...and then?"

Holding the idea that "Bai Yin can't just do this", he asked, "Have I taken you...to the bedroom?"

This question is very important.

How important is it... It can determine whether Bai Yin will be sentenced to three years or ten years.

Don't have it, don't have it...

"Of course there is." Miao Wuwu said, "Even if you don't take me with you, I will go by myself."

"..."

Well, it's hopeless, wait for death, I will surrender now.

Bai Yin leaned on the sofa, looking at the ceiling with an extremely painful gaze.

Then, he asked weakly: "What do you do when you get to the bedroom?"

"What else can I do...Touch me, feed me something, turn off the lights and go to bed." Miao Wuwu tilted her head, "Er...Master? Why do you have to say 'what have I done'?" expression?"

"……fine."

Bai Yin made a desperate sound like a fish about to die of thirst.

"Why...why do you call me 'Master'?"

Although he almost already had the answer in his heart, but...he decided to let the other party say it himself.

Well, it's like the crime is best declared by a judge, or Shotaro Sato

Sure enough, after hearing this question, Miao Wuwu showed an extremely puzzled expression.

"Isn't the master the master?" she said, "You feed me, feed me, bathe me, give me a place to live... Then you are my master."

From Miao Wuwu's point of view, the above line is a matter of course; but if it is said by a young girl... then it is not a "big problem" that can explain it.

Sure enough... common sense has been distorted...

"Good guy, you're good at playing..." Bai Yin scolded his past "self" viciously in his heart, "A youthful and lively public lover outside, and a beautiful plaything that he considers a pet at home... Okay, because I have no feelings, so I am looking for greater stimulation..."

Here he really wronged Bai Yin in the past.

The so-called "ruthless" is absolute, neither good nor evil, like the above heinous things, although he has the possibility of "it doesn't matter if he does it", but it is more likely to be "very boring, and The value for money is extremely low, so there is no need to do this" thinking...

But... Bai Yin doesn't know.

So, in his thinking... No matter what he did before, the most important thing now is to "make up".

So, he said...

Are you my shit shoveler: NO.22 "Useful" Miao Wuwu

"Don't use the title 'Master' in the future."

When Bai Yin said these words, he didn't think about the consequences.

Miao Wuwu's eyes looking left and right suddenly froze, like a beautiful but inorganic jade.

The hand that was playing with the hem of the clothes stopped.

Bai Yin didn't see this. He looked at the ceiling and rubbed his aching forehead... At this moment, there are many things that bother him.

Miao Wuwu's lips trembled, as if something was stuck in her throat and she couldn't mumble... This movement lasted for a few seconds. She licked her chapped lips before asking, "Why?"

"Tsk, how should I tell you..." Bai Yin said, "Those things in the past were my mistakes, I will not deny it, and I solemnly apologize to you..." After a pause, "Of course, my 'apology' ', it is definitely not a pale sentence, I will do my best to make you satisfied."

The so-called "sorry" does not mean "I said I'm sorry, what else do you want to do", but "I'm ready to pay the price".

"...You didn't answer my question." Miao Wuwu's voice was a bit dull, as if she was slowly crying, "Why?"

She really didn't understand why Bai Yin was about to abandon her all of a sudden, she knew what the genius had said and wouldn't pursue her concealment, right?

Are you... talking nothing?

"Because it shouldn't be." Bai Yin said.

"What do you mean by shouldn't?"

"[Shouldn't] is [Shouldn't], there are not so many reasons." Bai Yin sighed, "You are a very good and beautiful girl, so you [should] live in a very good and beautiful way... Go chasing fans, go shopping, play with your girlfriends, have a crush on a boy, or be crushed by a boy, do whatever you want, live whatever life you want... This is [should]. "

Bai Yin paused, his tone sincere.

"But like you are now, because of my selfish desires, I distort common sense, abandon dignity, and please me; even when I repent, I still report this kind of 'do not understand' attitude... this It's [shouldn't]."

"That's the rule for you humans." Miao Wuwu said softly, "I'm a demon."

...It is because of this that "I" treated you like this before.

Because it is a demon, so don't tell the rules of human beings; because it is a demon, it adopts the technique of taming wild beasts, and imprints those ugly things in the demon's heart, turning it into [common sense]...

Is it against the law?

It seems that there is no such thing. It is illegal to tame a cat these days?It's just that the cat has another form.

Is that correct?

Big mistakes.

The more Miao Wuwu resists at this time, the more it shows the ugliness of "I".

So, is this the only way...

"It doesn't matter what you think." Bai Yin's expression became indifferent, "You are no longer useful to me, so...get out."

He imitated the tone that the absolute self-interested Bai Yin might have, and made his voice cold, "...this is an order."

In this case, "good words to persuade" is useless, only "orders" can be used.

Bai Yin said ruthless words on his lips, but he kept thinking about the girl's whereabouts in his heart.

Behind Miao Wuwu, there is obviously the shadow of the Countermeasure Bureau... Do you usually eat and live in the Countermeasure Bureau?In other words, she will return to the strategy game later...

With the teacher's IQ, you only need to review the conversation between me and Miao Wuwu, and you should be able to understand what I mean...

... Forget it, I'd better ask the director to send an experienced psychiatrist tomorrow.

I'm pretty good at enlightening, but my face is obviously not supposed to appear in front of Miao Wuwu recently...

Also, there must be compensation...but what should I pay her for?This is also a thing.

...So, what have I been doing before?

Unexpectedly... Facing Bai Yin's appearance, Miao Wuwu was very quiet.

There was no quarrel, and no anger enough to scratch people.

She was just pure and quiet, as quiet as if she had died.

"it is good."

After a long time, she finally spoke.

"……I see."

He stood up lightly and walked towards the door, his footsteps were silent.

She obviously didn't say anything superfluous, but her back was as pitiful as a broken paper doll.

Frankly speaking, from this point of view, Bai Yin always feels that his current perspective is very similar to the scumbag who threw away after playing with girls... However, what he did (in his opinion) is much more serious than the scumbag, who sees Whether the circumstances are serious or not, at most he will receive some moral condemnation; but if he himself is placed in the countermeasures, he will be sentenced to ten years in prison at least.

When Miao Wuwu went out, Bai Yin immediately stood up and chased her out—this girl suffered a lot of psychological shock at this time, and she was not very smart in the first place. , suddenly feel that life is boring... Then Bai Yin can really kill himself to thank God.

However... when he went out, he only saw neon lights flashing everywhere, and people coming and going on the street.

And Miao Wuwu has long since disappeared.

......

......

Seeing this, you may think that the next plot should be that classmate Meow wanders in despair, and then gets caught by someone (such as a poaching group) because of a momentary inattention, and then goes out in vain, three times Five divides two to solve the problem, the misunderstanding is resolved, and everyone is happy.

This seems quite possible, after all my original outline was this (strike out).

... Well, of course that's impossible.

Why is it impossible?

Because Miao Wuwu is not such a sentimental meow.

We have said that Miao Wuwu is a very carefree girl. Even if one day, she suddenly wants to confess to her crush, the occasion she chooses is by no means an elegant and romantic high-end restaurant surrounded by piano music. It's a food stall on the side of the road...Maybe he will say in a tone of "Is this melon ripe?" viciously, "My girl has taken a fancy to you, do you want it?"

Then I was told that the person said, "If you are more than 1.6 meters, I will definitely take it"...

Cough, just kidding.

Besides, Miao Wuwu has been with Bai Yin for so long... Although her IQ is the same as her height, she has not grown at all, but she has learned a little about her master's behavior style.

So what is Bai Yin's behavior style?

——When encountering a problem, any emotion is useless. The top priority is to find a way to solve it.

So, Miao Wuwu began to think... To be reasonable, this might be the most thoughtful time in her life.

Finally... She thought of a way.

Miao Wuwu remembered very clearly that when her master drove her out, she said such a sentence: "You are no longer useful to me."

It's useless, so let me go.

That being the case, wouldn't it be enough for me to become "useful"?

Thinking about this, she ate the grilled fish brought back by Bai Yin, took out the mobile phone provided by the countermeasure bureau, and sent Xue Sheng a message.

Meow Star: [Director, Director, please call back if you see it! 】

Catman: [Help Meow!This is the request of my life! 】

Director: [Release. 】