my monster girlfriends

Meowstar: [Excuse me, the all-knowing and omnipotent director, what do 19-year-old single boys need most? 】

Director: [The person who can make him out of being single. 】

Meow Star: 【Received! ...specifically? 】

Director: [No time to explain, just look for yourself. 】

Director: [Software.exe]

So... half an hour later, a flaxen-colored kitten sneaked up on the roof, and flipped from the window into Bai Yin's bedroom with familiarity...

Are you my shit shoveler: NO.23 Social Horror Girl Dragon Girl

So... what happened in Baiyin's bedroom this night?

Don't worry, it's useless to rush.

Because, before going into details about this, let us shift our perspective a little bit and focus on... Xueli who hasn't appeared on stage for a while.

......

In the snow-capped mountains, everything is silent.

This place is the highest place within nearly ten thousand miles, and of course... it is also the coldest place.

The so-called high places are unbearably cold, because the air pressure is low in high places, the air is thin, and the atmosphere is poorly insulated, so that the heat is greatly lost.

How else can I say that Su Shi is a poet?He is not only extraordinary in literature, but also accomplished in geography...

It is said that these years are involuntary, but in fact it was not much better back then. A good poetry writer actually has a good command of astronomy (Su Shi complained that he is a Capricorn) and geography.

Needless to say, no one usually comes here.

But today... such a bitter and cold place ushered in an extraordinary guest "Ren".

Why is the above "person" in quotation marks?

Because it's not human.

The "not human" here is not the same as Xue Sheng's physiology is like a human being, but his behavior is not human... This one, in terms of species, is indeed not human.

What is she then?

Borrowing a sentence from Boss Cao, a famous young woman lover: "If you can be big or small, you can rise or hide; if you are big, you will make clouds and fog; if you are small, you will hide your shape; if you rise, you will fly between the universe; if you hide, you will hide in the waves." Inside."

That's right, the one who came...is the dragon.

This, as you all have seen, is Miss Long, one of the initiators of the "Gambling Game".

And the purpose of her sudden arrival here is not difficult to guess...

Dangdang.

At this time, Miss Long was standing in front of an ice building that looked like the castle that Princess Elsa made with her hands in "Frozen", raised her index finger, and politely knocked on the ice bricks.

It stands to reason that in such a big castle, there is no servant or anything inside, let alone a gentle knock like Miss Long... Even if she stood below and yelled a few words, the people inside might not be able to hear it.

But Miss Long knew very well... When she stood on this snow mountain, the owner inside knew she was coming.

This is the "talent" of Xue Nu...the innate ability that represents the concept of "Snow".

In this world, almost all "special abilities" are essentially the realization of energy... It doesn't matter whether you can create hundreds of clones with extraordinary physical strength and instantly win the heart of the white-eyed lady; Let the body organs expand and contract freely, turn black, big and hard, and be spotted by the Pirate Empress at a glance... As long as there is no energy, everything is in vain.

In other words, no matter where the style of painting goes, the law of energy conservation must be followed anyway.

There is only one exception, and that is "concept-level capabilities."

Just like its name, this ability is no longer a "special ability"...it is a concept, a rule,

What are the rules?The rules are "high school students are not allowed to fall in love", "don't forget to hand in homework after school starts" and "I'm sorry you are a good person"...these are things that you can't violate the law no matter how much you resist.

In the records of the Countermeasures Bureau, there is a man with a "shattering concept". He can even smash his own "tiredness", making himself one night at a time, one night at a time-this shows the foulness of this ability.

No, this is not called a foul, it should be called a "referee".

Xuenv is such a kind of existence who is born to be a referee.

Closer to home.

Sure enough, within a few seconds, the door opened.

But... if Miss Long was given a choice, she would rather leave the door open.

In her memory, Xuenv usually looks the same - a beautiful face, a face without sadness or joy, not so much a creature that can walk and speak, but an ice sculpture frozen in the heart of the snow mountain.

Because of loneliness, so cold; because of cold, so lonely.

Not to mention human beings, even in the group of "monsters", Xuenv also belongs to the "solitary" category.

But... at this time, what is it that appears in front of Miss Long?

Let's put it this way, if a creature like Xuenv is said to be a peerless painting made by God dipping snow water with a pen, then... the Xueli at this time is definitely one that God accidentally drew when he used snow water to paint. Dog head emoticon pack.

...and it's even painted.

At this time, Xueli is still dressed in the familiar dress of Miss Long, with silver hair, blue eyes, and fluttering white shirt, every frame can be used as wallpaper.

But what did she do next?With a happy smile, she warmly welcomed Miss Long into the house, and poured her a cup of snow tea (some kind of snow tea) sweetened drink, because it was formulated by Yuki, so it has an incredible taste).

"Well, I'm sorry, I don't have ingredients at home... because I usually drink snow tea. What a pity, I want to show you off. I'm very confident in the cold dishes I learned from Abai."

The little goblin tidied up the teacup and muttered, "Should I ask the chief to bring some ingredients? Well, will it be too troublesome..."

On the opposite side, Miss Long held a teacup made of ice, looked at Xueli's appearance for a long time, and choked out a sentence:

"……you've changed."

That's right, Miss Long and Xueli knew each other... and they knew each other a long time ago.

As for the reason... probably because Xueli is the only snow girl in the world, and Miss Long is the only dragon in the world.

It is precisely because the two of them have this "unaccompanied" similarity, so... based on the emotion of "sickness and pity for each other", a considerable friendship has been established.

Of course, there is another reason besides this.

That is...the two of them didn't talk much.

Xueli didn't speak before because she was too cold-tempered; Miss Long didn't speak... simply because she has a dull temper and is not very good at it.

Miss Long is very good at giving orders, because the status of the monster clan is only based on strength; she is also very good at indifferent words, because a cold face is very useful no matter whether it is imperial or external.

But she is not good at "talking to people with a good relationship"... Well, to put it simply, Miss Long is a bit socially afraid.

So she likes to stay with Xueli very much.

Because Xueli used to have a very cold personality, the two monsters sat together and didn't talk to each other, and Miss Long didn't have to reply, just live a peaceful day like this, how wonderful...

But now, Miss Long finds that her best friend has changed...she is no longer her taciturn good partner, she is virtuous, decent, gentle, she is looking for a boyfriend, and she even takes the initiative to talk to herself !

At this time, Miss Long's mood was very similar to seeing her best friend who had agreed to be single until she got old together suddenly get married secretly, and she also showed off her man's fear of old age... Well, girl.

"Uh... is there?" Xueli blinked, "Why didn't I feel it?"

After a pause, "It's changed, I think it's pretty good."

Look, look, she doesn't know herself yet!

Are you my shit-shoveling officer: NO.24 On the internal customs of the demon clan...

"I think." Miss Long bit her words, "...not very good."

Although there was a lot of inner drama at this time, she still used so few words.

It's like even if you are sent "Are you there" by a boy you have a crush on, and you are so excited that you can't wait to turn 720 degrees in the air and split your fork, you still have to pretend to be calm and reply with the word "um".

"What's wrong?"

Xueli was not angry at all, poured himself a cup of snow tea, and said with a smile: "Tell me."

have a look!have a look!She actually wanted me to say it myself!

Obviously Xueli in the past would never ask me to speak!

Miss Long pondered for a few seconds with an attitude as if she wanted to think about the life and death of the monster clan.

It took a long time before I was ready to speak: "...don't you think it's a waste of your talent?"

"It seems to be true." Xueli nodded.

After getting an affirmative answer, Miss Long instantly became excited...

She explained to Xueli in detail the current internal environment of the demon clan and the hostility of humans towards the demon clan. Among them, the countermeasures are the most important. As long as a demon enters a human city without permission, it will be used to paste the wall, blah, blah, blah, blah blah...

In fact, Miss Long may not really care about those monsters who are used to paste the wall, because with the style of the game, those monsters must have touched something that shouldn't be touched... Even if Xue Sheng doesn't do anything, Miss Long will Clean up the portal.

You say it's the nature of monsters, born to be unruly, I don't comment, after all, there are indeed some monsters who are really irritable by nature... But don't you know the power of human beings?

If you don't know how to restrain yourself when facing power, then you deserve to be eaten.

As for Miss Long's state of mind at this time... Let's put it this way, she is similar to a girl who is single but still instills in her girlfriends with a happy life that "men are not good things".

It may not be malicious, but it is just unpleasant.

And this kind of person is often killed by a single sentence.

With a nice smile, Xueli said really hurtful words in a gentle tone.

She asked like this: "Chi, you haven't been in love, have you?"

Chi is the name of the dragon girl, the full name is "Dragon Chi" - of course, this is the name of the human form, as for the real form... then it should be read in reverse.

When the voice fell... Long Chi, be quiet.

Ladies and gentlemen, don't forget that Bai Yin's [Winter of Reversal] ability came from Xueli...

Bai Yin's "Good morning, single dog" across the phone can make Brother Liu abandon the countless wives in the card pool, find a rope, and end his remaining life; you can imagine, at this time, Xueli's words, How much spiritual damage did it cause to Long Chi...

"You, you, you..." Long Chi stuttered, and after a few seconds, he squeezed out a sentence from between his teeth, "Is he that good?"

"Yeah." Xueli said, "It's just so good."

When she said this, she did not use any sweet or reminiscing expression, but as if she was talking about a theorem that had already been verified and did not need to be doubted at all.

Since one plus one equals two, two minus one equals one.

Because he is so good, so I think my change is very good.

"What's so good about it?" Long Zhi imitated Xueli's words just now.

"...You, really want me to tell you?"

Xueli had a slightly weird expression.

To use a very popular saying in the ACG circle - why are there still single dogs who are looking for dog food by themselves these days?

"Of course." Long Chi said, "If you really think this is good, then you should say some reasons... Otherwise, I have reason to suspect Xue Sheng used some means."

Although Xue Sheng seemed to have no violations on the surface, Long Chi always felt that this grandson was not a good guy...

Here, Long Chi's suspicion is right, but not all right.

The right thing is that Xue Sheng is really not a good person; the wrong thing is... Although he is dirty, he is not dirty enough to play tricks like "tampering emotions".

For nothing else, too much points.

As an endorsement here, the reason why Long Zhi asked her best friend to participate in the "gambling game" is not that in her eyes, Xueli is just a dispensable tool; it should be said...she believes that Xueli will never be called What "emotions" interfere with.

Not "utilize", but "trust".

Of course, we all know the answer...

Xueli didn't know about this.

At this time, she just thought for a while with an expression that resembled someone, saying "Since you take the initiative to seek death, then I won't stop you".

"Where should I say..."

In the following time, Xue Li's explanatory voice could be heard in this empty castle.

"...he is lazy, he doesn't like to brush his teeth at night, but he still goes there to clean himself; he hates eating fish, but he will eat it very happily if someone removes the fishbone..."

"Sorry." Long Chi said, "I didn't hear his 'good' from the above words."