my monster girlfriends

"Then why not?"

"Attention, it's not 'No', it's 'You can'." Xue Sheng glanced at Bai Yin, "Because I always feel that you will do something that will cause a heavy blow to prices." Pause, "Yes , I mean the 'young woman fits in someone else's size and then no longer fits in her husband' type."

Bai Yin's eyes widened on the spot: "Is there any evidence? Why should I sully my innocence?"

As soon as these words came out, even Xue Sheng was helpless.

He squinted: "Comrade Xiaobai... Do you know that what you should say on this occasion is 'How could I do such a thing'."

Pause for a moment, "The words like 'Is there any evidence' can only show that you really have the intention to do this..."

"What's the matter?" Bai Yin was confident, "Do you understand if you don't ask the trace? I still want to use my cat girl to deal with the virginity problem. Have I done it?"

"Of course you can do it." Xue Sheng said, "She won't resist...you haven't seen what kind of female cat in spring, and you must have heard of it. When the time comes, even if you don't do it, she will stick to you .”

When Bai Yin heard this, he muttered:

"Oh... So the Countermeasures Bureau doesn't have any restrictions on this..."

"Don't worry, there are no genetic defects, no rules, love is all voluntary." Xue Sheng said with a smile, "You're talking so much nonsense, don't you just want to ask this question? Just ask if you want to, don't beat around the bush, you can know , I will tell you if you don’t ask; you shouldn’t know, and I won’t tell you if you ask.”

"Then I'm trying to find out from other countermeasure bureau members?"

"That's your skill." Xue Sheng said, "...I'll break your one to three legs at most depending on the situation."

"Hey!"

Bai Yin was startled, "Generally speaking, isn't the phrase 'that's your job' followed by 'I will not interfere with this'?"

"It's a good idea." Xue Sheng said angrily, "What do you think the countermeasure is? Use wine as the code name of the black organization? Are we a violent organization on the surface, or the largest violent organization in the world... the black organization To wipe a trace, we have to send undercover executives to kill people quietly, kill people, kill people, set fires, etc.; we want to wipe a trace, within half the rotation of the earth, and ensure that all those who know about it disappear.”

After he finished speaking, he took a sip of his tea, "With this kind of organization, you still want to pretend to be forced and run away? A broken leg is a great kindness. If it weren't for your special status, if you dare to ask if there are any of these, I'll tell you later." Just send a few female professionals suffering from syphilis to help you deal with virgins."

"...I'm not so easy to be fooled, am I?" Bai Yin said in a daze, "I'm still quite cautious."

Xue Sheng only replied with one sentence: "Why do you think your junior high school teacher can't forget Miao Wuwu?"

Bai Yin was startled—this time he was really shocked: "What the hell?"

"Forget it, I shouldn't tell you these things." Xue Sheng changed the subject, "I came here today mainly for two things."

"It's an understatement, so I skipped the news that is very interesting!"

Having said that, Bai Yin also knows that Xue Sheng said this because the next topic is already in the category of "he shouldn't know"...

As the other party said, if you shouldn't know, you will definitely not say it.

"First, the first thing."

Xue Sheng said: "A few days ago, I had some official business, and I didn't have much time... These two days, I delegated the power to the staff, and asked that person to help me out. After going through some kind of game that you shouldn't know, that person I finally let go...

Because of this, my time will be much more relaxed in the next year or two. "

"so?"

"So, starting today, every morning at five o'clock, I don't care if you are in the bedroom, in a nightclub, or anywhere else... When the time comes, you must appear in the park, where we played chess before. You practice boxing."

"Yes." In terms of strengthening himself, Bai Yin readily agreed, "Be sure to be on time."

"Hey, it's so easy to promise? I don't have the slightest nostalgia for the cat girl with a soft voice." Xue Sheng looked around, "Speaking of which, where is your cat?"

"How do I know." Bai Yin shrugged, "Will a creature like a cat report to you before it goes out to play?"

"That's right... let's talk about the second thing."

Xue Sheng took a sip of his tea, "As far as I know, the club you belong to is called [Summer of Extreme East Magic Day Sleep Association]...is it this?"

"...It's a good thing you can say it in one breath."

"The minister is Brother Liu?"

"Yes." Bai Yin said, "Is this related to the second thing you want to say?"

He keenly noticed that when Xue Sheng said the above sentence, he used "Minister [is] Brother Liu" instead of "Minister [is] Brother Liu".

In Chinese, the contexts represented by these two characters are different. The latter is basically used to address unfamiliar people, while the former... probably indicates that the speaker knows the person being addressed, and implies some kind of " It's him?" He asked subconsciously.

"It's kind of related." Xue Sheng said, "You should know that I put you in the executive department."

"I know, you also said that this is the place where most high-level executives will stay for a few years, and it is just right to sharpen me."

"Borrowing a sentence from "Bronze Bowl and Willow", 'If you are entrusted by others, you must be the last person's business'." Xue Sheng said, "Since you have received the salary of the executive department, of course you have to do some work in the executive department. .”

Bai Yin reacted quickly: "I have a mission?"

"Well, let me see your comprehensive ability." Xue Sheng smiled, "Don't say to me 'I don't have the ability to fight'... I am in a good mood today, I don't really want to beat you .”

Why are you in a good mood?Of course it's because I won another bet with Miss Long...

Although the other party said "you are cheating in essence" with a cold face, Miss Long is very upright, regardless of whether Xue Sheng didn't talk about martial arts in this round, Miss Long also admitted her defeat—although It is true that Miao Wuwu and Bai Yin have known each other for a long time, but they are indeed human race and monster race... From this point of view, the result is not bad.

"Ah... that's not enough." Bai Yin said lazily, "If you're not physically strong, then use your brain more... I'm good at this job." After a pause, "However, from an objective point of view, although I don't There must be a frontal fight, but I need to prepare 'the means to face a frontal fight'."

"That's what I want to say." Xue Sheng said, "Because you are special, any partner of yours is temporary... After you have your own combat power, the word partner has nothing to do with you .”

"OK, OK..." Bai Yin was obviously used to this kind of special treatment caused by "being too good", "Then this time, who is my temporary thug?"

"You also know this person, at least you have heard her name."

Xue Sheng smiled: "Her name is... Fang Yanjun."

......

Even during holidays, Brother Liu prefers to stay in the club.

Every otaku has one or two places he likes to stay, where there is no complicated social interaction, no hustle and bustle of the world, and no parents who chatter a dozen words in their ears every few minutes...Obviously, The club is the place in Brother Liu's heart.

I can't blame Brother Liu for not coming home...

His father is a very gentle person, slow-toned, with an amiable personality, and he has a lot of conversations with Brother Liu...but his mother is more powerful, not in the unreasonable kind of strength, probably because he is not used to Brother Liu's otaku living habits.

For example, today, it was clearly a holiday, but Mother Liu knocked on the door of Brother Liu's bedroom early in the morning: "Get up and go for a run. I remember you used to have the habit of running? Why did you become lazy when you went to college? "

"Uh, the university wants to take it easy..."

"Relax, how fat do you think you are? How many catties have you gained since you went to college? Which girl would fall in love with you if you are so fat? You must look good if you lose weight."

Well, this word is a bit familiar...

Under Liu Ma's life-threatening series of questions, Brother Liu could only sneak out of the house in desperation.

... After going out, he didn't go for a run.

It's not that I can't run anymore, at least it's a habit of three years in high school, even if it's half a year behind, I still won't be afraid to run.

Just don't want to go.

Otherwise, he will have some kind of illusion... It seems that the time has suddenly returned to three years ago, back to the youthful high school time, when he only ran 500 meters panting like a dead dog, but there was a man in his heart who didn't want to lose to The girl's boring dignity, so I can only stare at the ponytail of the girl in front of me, and run around with my mouth shut...

Until now, when he closes his eyes, he still seems to be able to see the heroic ponytail swaying up and down in front of him.

As if she never left.

Brother Liu could only smile wryly when his mother was nagging, what could he say?Said that the girl who had been in charge of him in high school was no longer there... She appeared and disappeared suddenly, as if she had never existed.

Your son, I am not a self-disciplined person... As long as no one is in charge, I will not be able to persist in doing anything.

I suddenly feel a little sad in my heart... and I want to cry...

If you are sad, go to the club liver mobile game. The happiness of an otaku has always been very simple-well, when you think about it, this is the only thing that is pretty good, at least no one is forcing him to go out when he is active.

...pretty good.

He silently put down his phone and looked up out the window.

In front of the window is a tall ginkgo tree. When you look up in autumn, the whole sky is covered with golden ginkgo leaves.

Now the leaves have grown back, and they are strong and green. No one remembers that last autumn, when the wind blew, the ethereal fallen leaves rolled down like fragments of the sky.

Yes, everyone will forget some things. One year later, two years later, three years later, everyone will graduate, work and get married. Who else will remember the handsome big sister who made a three-step layup in high school?

Just like no one will remember that fallen leaf.

"Hey."

A face suddenly appeared in sight, with a teasing and playful smile.

"It seems like I've only been away for half a year? Why are you gaining weight again?"

About three seconds of silence.

"Sister, sister, sister... sister!?"

"I heard it, I heard it, there is no need to shout so many times, or is it because I haven't seen you for half a year that you have stammered?"

"Forehead……"

"Eh, what? Don't rush to reminisce about the old days. Let me ask you first, are you still running in the morning?"

"This... (watching the sky)"

"Okay, I already know the answer, needless to say, at six o'clock tomorrow morning, the school playground, don't forget to change your sneakers."

"……it is good."

The spring breeze continued to blow, and some birds came back and stood on the ginkgo tree outside the window again, chirping at the leaves, as if rejoicing at the reunion with the branches and leaves.

(four thousand words)

ps: Happy Mid-Autumn Festival, I hope that every reader, like them, will reunite with those who parted.

Are You My Shit Shovel Officer: Summary of Volume [-]——The so-called daily routine is just a series of miracles

Hello everyone, I am Uncle Huang.

Let’s report the results first. The average subscription for this book is [-], which is about one-fifth of the previous book...but it’s not a big problem, not to mention that the strength of the previous book is beyond my imagination. Don't rely on this to eat, write books, half hobby and half work.

You don't have to worry about me running away, unfinished, Gu Gu, etc., you can raise it when you need it, and read it when you need it. It's okay to read it after finishing a volume of stories. After all... I'm the emperor's uncle .

In other words, with fewer people watching, I can let go of myself and write something I want to write...it's not bad.

Well, that's the end of the nonsense, let's move on to the topic of summary.

The core of this volume is the sentence in the title: The so-called daily life is nothing but continuous miracles.

To explain this sentence, it is natural to start with the two couples of men and women in this volume-Bai Yin and Miao Wuwu, Liu Ge and Fang Yanjun.

Let's talk about Bai Yin first.

The character image of Miao Wuwu comes from a kind of girl that is very common in our daily life-no matter at any time, they are always full of energy and vitality, chatting and laughing happily with girls, and calling boys brothers (or fathers and sons).

Anyway, with them around, you never have to worry about the "embarrassing atmosphere" thing... because they tend to do more embarrassing things and take them for granted.

Okay, now that the characters are finished, it's time to ask questions.

In this volume, Miao Wuwu's identity is the cat raised by Baiyin's family.

Regarding this point, I made a foreshadowing in the previous article, that is, when Dad Bai’s family was younger, I said that the Bai family had a cat.

In fact, such a setting is also related to what I want to express.

Squid said in the book that the most important thing for an author is expression.

If I want to write some happy plots, I can set Miao Wuwu as the pet that Bai Yin just picked up in this volume. At this time, Miao Wuwu clearly has human thinking, but Bai Yin drags him to take a bath ( washing all over her body), but she still couldn't resist...

This kind of plot is very interesting to think about.

But I still chose the setting in the main text and turned to write about the past.

This is actually a very interesting phenomenon... The past that Bai Yin recognized as normal was, in Miao Wuwu's mind, a miracle that was so lucky that it couldn't be luckier.

From a stray cat, to being shown kindness, being adopted... In Bai Yin's perception, it is nothing more than raising a cat; but in Miao Wuwu's view, every day is a miracle.

Until now, the angles of the two of them are reversed - in Miao Wuwu's view, those normal things that have been done many times, after changing to a humanoid body, for Bai Yin, But it was a kind of experience mixed with fright...

Bai Yin used to be used to it, which created the miracle of Miao Wuwu; and Miao Wuwu's later habit, created the miracle of Bai Yin.

This is the "circle" I'm after, not perfect, but very pleasing to the eye.

......

Then there are not many pages, but very impressive Liu Ge and Fang Yanjun.

Everyone knows the reason for the deep impression. Well, I haven’t written about knives for a long time. Now it seems that my skills are still there...

For the writing method of this plot, I borrowed from the "Qiao Feng Chapter" in "The Boys Here" written by Jiangnan.