my monster girlfriends

When writing this book, Jiangnan did not have the habit of lyrical passages later, and would not even add the author's own narration, but buried certain emotions in certain scenes and certain dialogues... Especially Qiao Feng late at night After playing the whole court solo, the following four words "no one applauded" made me tremble.

So... I also used this method of writing in the dialect article. In the last article of "Three Chapters of the Emperor's Tradition", in my style, there should be a large section of environmental description and lyricism at the end, but ...After scrapping a manuscript of a thousand or two thousand words, I finally only added a conversation with someone else.

Like Brother Liu's mood, the scene outside the window, I didn't write anything, only at the end, came the sentence "I'm really not used to it."

This is also the main reason why I only had one update yesterday, because that chapter consumed too much energy.

...Subjectively speaking, I feel that the effect is very good. I don’t know what you think, but you can put your feelings in the post.

Originally, I planned to let Mr. Fang Yan appear again in the middle of this book...

Fortunately, I didn't make up my mind after all, and in line with the principle of "the emperor's swordsman never adds sugar", at the end, I arranged a reunion... Hurry up and thank me for not killing me.

Speaking of which, since you all think that I must add sugar to my saber, what will happen if one day I make a slash that is both decisive and ruthless...

Okay, back to the topic.

I didn't use Bai Yin's writing method for the plot of Liu Ge and Fang Yanjun, because they are supporting roles, and the story of supporting roles should not be too long, otherwise it will be overwhelming.

Therefore, I adopted the method of taking a sharp turn, and only wanted to kill with one blow and enter the soul with one blow.

Brother Liu's change is a miracle in itself, and this kind of miracle is brought about by Mr. Fang Yan's "daily life".

In fact, Brother Liu himself is some kind of "miracle" of Mr. Fang Yan...but that's what I'll talk about later.

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In general, I am quite satisfied with this volume, except for the update speed.

As for the update speed... I'm already so disciplined, so don't force too much, right?

When you saw the item "Command Spell", you already guessed it in the interim post. This Command Spell must be used to summon the characters that appeared in the previous game... You can guess who it is.

Of course, I will definitely not write some plots that will confuse readers who have only read this book... Therefore, it is the same whether you regard this person as a character in the previous work or not.

As for what his/her role is, hehehe...

Finally, one volume is over, today is a day off, old tradition.

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Little extras——

Foreword: Girls are sometimes very boring. I don’t know about single girls. Anyway, girls with boyfriends often ask some weird questions...

Sister-in-law: What do you think I look like?

Uncle Huang: Of course she is beautiful.

Sister-in-law: Then do you like me?

Uncle Huang: Definitely like it.

Sister-in-Law: Okay (angry face) Do you like me because I'm pretty?

Uncle Huang: Well, actually, the most important thing in love is the feeling...

Sister-in-law: So you're saying I'm not pretty?

Uncle Huang: (Continued from the above) Take me for example, I don’t feel ugly...

(end of death quiz)

People from the past, people from the present: the preface and the new people are all monsters

Wang Wu now hates the girl on the other side of the phone screen.

Not because of her looks.

Of course, Wang Wu doesn't care about her appearance, he believes that love depends on feeling.

The reason why I hate her is because she has not been online for seven days.

For girls of this age, communication software is almost as important as sanitary napkins. The only difference is that you need to change sanitary napkins frequently, but communication software does not.

So why isn't she online?

Just because he stabbed her a week ago?

That's weird, isn't communication software the same thing as sanitary napkins?It can be used to stop bleeding, right?Or did he not be rescued?

In fact, stabbing a knife is also a very troublesome job.

First of all, you have to wear something inconspicuous, but at least you can make others see your outfit, like putting on a fake beard and raising your feet by a few centimeters—fortunately, he is relatively short and has short legs. It is short, so there is basically no sense of disobedience after being raised, and it can also make the legs appear longer.

With this outfit, you'll have to keep track.

Information is the most valuable thing from beginning to end. Whether you want to kill people, make money, or have some kind of liquid exchange relationship with a glamorous woman, you need the information of the target, oh, finally That thing is divided into the other party's active and non-active ones. There is a big difference here...

In short, gathering information is a very important thing.

After dozens of days of follow-up, Wang Wu only had two thoughts: First, those guards who secretly protect the eldest lady in the novels, not to be discovered, but also escort her to fall in love with the poor boy, you really worked hard ;

Second, in some works, the bald killer pretends to be a deliveryman, a plumber, etc., and the plot where you can get key information by just strolling around outside is definitely strong evidence that the screenwriter is cerebellum.

In any case, about a month later, the preparations for the Wang House were finally complete...

Then, what he has to do is not difficult... According to the recorded schedule, pick a place where the other party is likely to appear, with a lot of traffic, but no monitoring equipment, wait for half a day, wait until the target, go up Stabbed, then screamed and mixed into the crowd who seemed to be fleeing the scene of the fire, found a place with few people, changed clothes, removed the disguise, and worked together.

Of course, this method is generally only suitable for men - it's not discriminatory or anything, but according to the experience of Wang Wu, it takes at least half an hour for a woman to change a piece of clothing.

As for why I'm not sure about the time... because when the woman changed to half an hour, Wang Wu rushed in and cut her throat.

Wang Wu has to complain. He hates this kind of people who occupy public facilities for a long time. I remember an old movie called "The Pursuit of Happyness". At the end of the movie, the hero lives with his children In the bathroom, there was someone knocking on the door outside. At this time, the music rang out. Accompanied by the violent and dense knocking on the door, the male lead was sad, helpless, desperate and remorseful...

But have you ever thought that this is a public toilet, who can imagine how sad, helpless and desperate the man knocking on the door is at this time?You are so meow that you have occupied the whole night...

If the royal house is there, before you pull your trousers, you must find a crowbar or something to pry open the door, and then use the crowbar to smash the skull of the person inside—yes, we all know that the crowbar is omnipotent— —Finally, shit from their stomachs on their corpses.

This story tells us that the time to occupy public facilities should not be too long, yes, that's it.

Wait, there are footsteps outside the door... alone?Young, male, wearing sneakers, I'm in the wilderness here, I can't even find a courier, is it just passing by?Or……

The door "clicked" open.

"You are really hard to find."

Accompanied by this opening sentence, a person walked to the opposite side of the king's house.

It was a face that looked a little young, even immature. Judging from his appearance alone, this big boy would not be more than 20 years old.

Wang Wu's expression was shocked at first, "Who are you? Why do you have the key to my house?" Then, it turned into a nervous threat, "Get out! Or I will call someone!"

These words completely fit the image of a lonely man who is unwilling to communicate with the world.

At the same time, he thought in his heart: what is the identity of this guy, plainclothes?But the age is too young... It must be an official person, but the key evidence should not be obtained, that is to say, there is still room for maneuver...

In any case, this stronghold and the identity of the "Wang House" are no longer usable and need to be replaced... But now, we must deal with this sudden intruder first, let's see if he is sensible. Let's go, I'll kill him.

"You have too many questions, so I can only answer them one by one." The man said, "First of all, my name is Zixu, the Zixu who has no existence, this name means that everyone came out to cheat, knowing that the name is fake Yes, don’t worry about it so much.”

After a pause, "Secondly, I don't have the key to your house, and I don't need it. I can open eight doors in half an hour with an old-fashioned security door like yours."

After saying this sentence, he paused again: "Finally... You scream, in this wilderness, no one will cut your throat if you scream."

After this series of confessions, Wang Wu was shocked.

He thought to himself: I'm afraid I made a wrong judgment... With this set of lines, why don't you look like an official?Did you really meet your peers?

I thought so in my heart, but my mouth did not leave any openings: "You...you are a robber?" He said, showing a fearful and cowardly expression, "Don't kill me! The money is in the house...you can take it yourself! Don't kill me!"

"Okay, Wang Wu." The man said, "This kind of trick should be able to get along in Hollywood, so don't be ashamed here... I know everything about you, and I will judge your crimes."

Anyone who breaks the rules in the most brutal way has a bad temper.

Therefore, upon hearing the other party's words, the expression on "Wang Wu"'s face slowly faded, replaced by a ferocious grin like a beast.

"Oh? 'It's all in the palm of your hand'?" he said. "And you know my name?"

"You mean the name Li Lei?"

Wang Wu's expression at this time was as if he was forced to eat a piece of shit, and it was shit filled with a hard shell.

Seeing this, the other party sighed: "Wang Wu, I'll call you Wang Wu, anyway, you don't care about your name, do you?

If you want to get on the road, false identities are of course important. After all, the people you deal with are scumbags who have no bottom line. Everyone is a prey and a hunter. Exposing the truth is like exposing your position...

If you compare the Tao to a jungle, then your disguise is like only wearing a green screen on your body. When you remove this green screen, there is nothing and cannot withstand any inspection. "

"Then dare to ask..." Wang Wu sneered, "Is there any difference between the name Zixu and Wang Wu?"

"There are similarities, but there are also differences." Zixu said, "The similarity is that I really came up with this name after patting my ass, and it's almost the same as you patting your head."

He provoked the other party’s anger nonchalantly, “The difference is that after thinking of this name, I immediately contacted a person whose name you don’t deserve to know, and asked him to help make fake photos and fake experiences, just like writing a novel , If you want to write a character, only a name and an appearance are not enough, you have to give him some experience, some social circles, so that he can be "real".

After a pause, "Actually, it's not good if it's too real... But with your IQ, there's no need to talk about it. It's like no one will tell elementary school students about postgraduate content."

From Wang Wu's expression, we can know that the mocking effect of Zixu's words is simply outstanding.

"Let's talk about how I found you, this is more technical." Zixu said, "First of all, I have to admit that although your method of killing is crude, it is indeed useful.

As far as modern times are concerned, criminal investigation technology is developing at any time. It is impossible to make this technology public. Even if you can find clues, it is some old-fashioned knowledge. Using these things to commit crimes is like using a nail gun to fight Barrett. There is no difference between the spy... Unless the perpetrator comes from the inside, otherwise, no matter how rigorously the corpse is handled, they will always be found.

So, like the plots in those mystery novels, just take a look, the more steps you deal with, the worse your death will be. "

Having said that, Zixu paused: "As for you, if you find a place with a lot of people but no cameras, you stab them and run away. It seems that they are all people, but there are basically no witnesses; they seem to leave a lot of traces, But throwing away the murder weapon, as long as no fingerprints are left, is of little use; in short... no matter how many rough traces you leave in this process, it is useless for 'finding the truth'."

"Oh?" Wang Wu listened with interest: "The story is not bad." He still did not admit that he did it by himself, "In that case, how did you find it?"

"For your rough modus operandi, of course I can only use rough methods." Zixu... Or, Bai Yin said, "It's very simple... I checked all the victim's social circles and analyzed it. .”

"Impossible." Wang Wu said categorically, "Not to mention the huge workload involved... Even if you really did it, how did you find me through the Internet?"

"Ha." Bai Yin smiled, "Your expression looks very much like an ignorant pastor who denied the theory of evolution hundreds of years ago." He shook his head, "Things you don't know may not be mistakes; things you can't do Son, it may not be impossible."

For [Suanxian]... as long as it is related to data, there is no "impossible".

"My ip address was protected by experts who spent a lot of money..." Wang Wu frowned, "That is a technology called 'binary miracle'...how did you find it?"

Bai Yin said calmly: "I invented this technology when I was 12 years old."

"..."

If "Fuck" is an expression, then these two words appeared on Wang Wu's face at this moment.

This is Bai Yin's current style. Before killing a person, he will first let the other person experience the spiritual death... After all, the ability of being an immortal can suppress emotions. If he doesn't take the initiative to find some fun, maybe One day he will be ruthless again.

Xu Shi could no longer get away with the crime, at this moment, Wang Wu finally showed the arrogant face of a villain.

He snorted coldly: "Hmph..." At this moment, he no longer concealed his murderous intent, "Do you think I will let you leave this room after you finish talking?"

Bai Yin just asked: "Why do you think I have to stand and talk to you? I don't think my legs are sore?"

At this moment, a fiery sense of crisis swept Wang Wu's nerves... No!Although I don't know where it is wrong, but it is wrong!

Sure enough, after saying that sentence, Bai Yin immediately rolled around in an old and immortal posture, and at the same time, he also shouted:

"Sister! Order a fist the size of a sandbag!"

The voice fell, and the sound exploded suddenly.

But outside the door, as soon as the long-legged Yujie in jeans raised her foot and kicked, only a loud "boom" was heard, and the anti-theft door was like a stone shot out by a kid with a slingshot, with unstoppable power , directly hit Wang Wu's body.

This is not over yet—after kicking, that sister Yu stepped forward, kicked in the air again, and landed hard on the deformed anti-theft door...

quiet--

"Eh..." Bai Yin stood up, patted his clothes, "Are you still alive?"

"Probably." Mr. Fang Yan said concisely.

At this time, intermittent voices came from under the security door.

"me……"

Out of humanitarianism, Bai Yin stepped forward and opened the security door, revealing the "person" below, "What do you want to say?"

"I..." Wang Wu's eyes widened and he held his breath, "I want to find... my lawyer..."

"what."

Bai Yin smiled.

A kind of mild, yet creepy laugh.