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"Mr. Wang." He said, "You seem to have misunderstood us."

"what."

"We are not the police. We don't need to escort you to the police station, let alone bring you to the court for trial." Bai Yin said, "The real trial... just ended."

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"I know everything about you, and I will judge your crimes."

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"We are the Game Bureau...we do 'just things,' but we are not just."

"So...you have no chance to hire a lawyer."

After speaking, he didn't look at Wang Wu's expression, picked up the anti-theft door on the side, and put it on Wang Wu's body.

And after doing all this... Bai Yin stretched out his hand and made a "please" gesture to Mr. Fang Yan.

Mr. Fang Yan nodded, and then put his foot on the door.

click-

Step on it hard.

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Bai Yin watched this scene with complicated emotions.

Well, even though I guided it, I stepped on it without any hesitation...

...Suddenly, he became worried about Brother Liu's married life.

Uh, not right, maybe he likes this one?

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① four thousand words

People from the past, people from the present: NO.1 Face-to-face execution

After going out, Bai Yin asked, "Where is the corpse?"

Fang Yanjun smiled: "Why, you still want to clean it up yourself?"

"I have this idea." Bai Yin didn't hide it, "Lay plastic wrap in the room, hang the corpse, put the blood in it, stir out the fibrin, and then add sodium citrate to stop the blood from coagulating. Pour it down the toilet and flush it down so it doesn't clog the drain."

"Afterwards, shaved off all the hair, packed it, pulled out the internal organs and the blood vessels near the heart, cooked them in a pressure cooker, fed them to dogs and pigs, and after digestion, no dna could be detected."

"It's like the meat of the body and limbs. If you can feed it, you can feed it. If you can't take it away, you can pack it. Skulls, teeth, it's best to dismantle them."

"Finally, fold up the plastic bags that have been laid out, put bones and hair on them, and throw them into the river to feed the fish, or find a place to burn them...all together."

You can imagine the complex expression on the dialect gentleman's face after listening to this...

She wasn't afraid, the eldest sister was not timid just because of this... She just looked at Bai Yin with an indescribable gaze, and spit out a sharp groan:

"What you did... seems to be aimed at 'destroying evidence'." Wei Dun, "But... our identity seems to be the side of 'investigating evidence'."

"Oh." Bai Yin suddenly realized, "I forgot..."

"..."

God so forgot!So you used to be on the side of destroying evidence, right?Why are you so professional? Hey!

Fang Yanjun raised his forehead: "I know why the chief judged you so much..."

"Oh?" Bai Yin became interested, "What did he say about me?"

"His original words are——for a person like Bai Yin, if you don't let him join the strategy bureau, what he does will not benefit the society."

Bai Yin laughed, "It's quite appropriate."

Mr. Dialect: "..."

You are quite self-aware.

"You don't need your professional knowledge anymore, there will be professionals to deal with it later."

After saying this sentence, Mr. Fang Yan seemed to have thought of something, and smiled, "We have clean hands and feet here. I heard that a senior directly hung the corpse on the church, pierced the throat with a cross, and hung it like a corpse. The style of bacon, the reason is that the other party insulted her husband..."

Shrugging, "This kind of thing is tricky."

"Hey... are all the psychopaths in the countermeasure bureau?"

"...Are you qualified to talk about others?"

"Nonsense, of course." Bai Yin was quite confident, "Food critics are all cooks, so can't I use myself as the standard to judge the degree of abnormality of others?"

"No, no, I think that according to your standards, no one in the Bureau has problems..."

"That's true."

"I don't deny it at all, hey!"

This day is March in 2022, the spring is warm, and flowers are blooming everywhere, like a floating smoke.

Although Bai Yin and Fang Yanjun have never met before, they both have heard about each other's reputation: Bai Yin heard about Liu Ge, so he naturally understands the latter's temperament; Fang Yanjun heard about Xue Sheng. Quite a few, said that they had recently taken in a new apprentice, who had experienced contingency and was ruthless...

Besides, the two used to be in the same school, or even the same grade, Bai Yin didn't mention it, if it were you, like Mr. Fang Yan, who has been ranked second in the school for three consecutive years and ranked first in the same person, you would also want to see this Whose goods is it...

With such a relationship, the two of them are happy to work together. Although Mr. Fang Yan is not stupid, but compared to ordinary people, it is like she used to get that score in the test because she got that score; and Bai Yin The test score is because there are only so many full marks in the test paper...

After this month, Bai Yin is in charge of using his brain, and Mr. Fang Yan is in charge of using his fists. It is suitable for men and women to match, both civil and military.

It's just that it's just this one cooperation... Xue Sheng's reason to Bai Yin is "You are quite special, and all your partners are temporary partners."

In fact, he said this to Yan Jun: "I'm afraid that you have cooperated with that kid a few times, and you have some kind of psychological problem..."

It can only be said to be very real.

On the way, Mr. Fang Yan stretched his waist, revealing his beautiful curves generously, and then patted Bai Yin's shoulder like a helper:

"It's good to work together, do you have time in the evening, can I treat you to a meal?"

"Call Brother Liu?" Bai Yin asked.

"You can call if you want." Gang Leader Fang remained calm and calm, "This is your freedom."

"Oh..." Bai Yin took out his mobile phone, "Alright then, I'll give him a call."

"what ever."

Bai Yin: "Wait a minute, I suddenly remembered that he seems to be moving his liver at night."

Mr. Dialect: (eyes dim slightly)

Bai Yin: (Lighting up the screen of the phone) "It's just a game event, whatever, you have to come here."

Dialect Jun: (lights up)

Bai Yin: (movement stops) "But after all, everyone has their own hobbies. Is it inappropriate for me to disturb you like this?"

Dialect Jun: (dimmed again)

Bai Yin: "Hey, after all, there is a treat, so if you interrupt, you can interrupt. Once or twice is fine."

Mr. Dialect: (Gradually realize something is wrong)

Bai Yin: (Dial the phone) "Wait, I suddenly remembered that I have something to do tonight..."

"..."

Half a second later, Bai Yin turned her head silently, and looked at a very slender and good-looking hand that was holding her shoulder very heavily.

A smile appeared on his face.

"Sister Fang." He said sincerely, "You see that you have already treated the guests. Even if it's important, you have to put it down, right?" After finishing speaking, he used a tone that looked like a younger brother swearing allegiance in front of Chief Qiao. , read: "Jesus can't stop it, I said it!"

Chief Fang nodded in satisfaction...

"Then before we go." Bai Yin raised his hand, "Can I answer a few questions for my little brother?"

Mr. Fang Yan was in a good mood, waved his hand, and said boldly: "Say."

"Is there any good store nearby?"

"You don't have to worry about it. I know there is a home. The quantity is large and the taste is excellent."

"Is it the kind of shop that is often reserved for weddings?"

"almost."

"How often do you go?"

"It's okay, I often eat there after the task is done, the boss knows me."

"Where are you and Brother Liu planning to do in the future?"

"I have this plan, I haven't asked him yet..."

The voice suddenly stopped.

The eldest sister's head and cheeks were flushed, she took a step forward, put her hands on Bai Yin's shoulders, her pretty face was gloomy, and her eyes were sharp.

She squinted her long and narrow eyes and smiled nicely: "Do you...do you have any last words?"

"The last sentence." Bai Yin remained calm.

"Say."

"I called Brother Liu just now." Bai Yin raised the phone and pointed the screen at Mr. Fang Yan, "...I haven't hung up."

However, on the screen of the mobile phone, the call interface with the note "Brother Liu", the place where the call time is written, and the numbers are slowly beating.

Tick.

Tick.

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① Accompany friends to hunt monsters, one more

People from the past, people from the present: NO.2 Fist of Gilgamesh

After running wildly for two streets, Bai Yin finally got rid of Mr. Fang Yan—of course, the main reason for this was that the latter had no real intention of chasing and killing him.

In Brother Liu's mouth, Fang Yanjun is always the majestic big sister, never hesitates and never stagnates, she is like a sudden gust of wind that rolls petals, from a distance, only gorgeous petals can be seen Dancing wildly in the air, fascinated by it... But when you get close, you will be swept away by the storm, powerless to fight back.

But the facts have proved that the eldest sister is not always so bold and forthright. All girls have a soft side in their hearts, no matter whether it is gold, silver or steel...

If she was really that brave, then after graduating from high school, when she asked Brother Liu out, she should have yelled the domineering line "If you don't come, I'll smash your head" to force him out instead of singing love in ktv alone Sing till you cry.

Bai Yin hates the ending of parting, because this kind of ending reminds him of the past... Until now, he is still a little raw about "human nature", so he wants everyone around him to have a happy ending.

No matter what Bai Yin was like before, he is the kind of person he is now. He benefits others because he is selfish, and he ignites the whole sky for others just because he wants to see the colors of the day.

After confirming that Mr. Fang Yan had been completely dumped, Bai Yin smiled silently, bought a duck leg from the side of the road, paid for it, and ate it as he walked.

He was indeed a little hungry.

So... taking advantage of his journey to the strategy bureau, let's first take a look at the changes in Bai Yin's data during the recent period.

As usual, let’s start with a piece of data provided by Xiao Ai.

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Name: Miao Wuwu (Chinese and White)

Favor: Friend of Gentlemen (lv2)

Description: not unlocked

Bonding ability: not unlocked

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[System prompt: Your bonded character Miao Wuwu has unlocked]