my monster girlfriends

Bai Yin felt very tired, "Just chatting, drinking some tea or something..." After a pause, he raised his forehead, "No, you are the master or I am the master... Why should I report to you..."

After finishing speaking, the topic changed, "I'm going to take a shower, come together?" Paused slightly, "Using human form is not allowed."

As for why the last sentence is added...

You can imagine, for a 19-year-old adult man, it is a test of willpower to clean a girl who is about the same age, at least on the surface, from beginning to end. Son……

According to Bai Yin's past experience, when he asked this sentence... the cats should follow without hesitation.

But this time... Miao Wuwu's face moved intentionally, but after two seconds of silence, she shook her head gently.

"I don't want to wash today." She waved her hand, "Master, you go, I'll prepare bath towels for you."

Hearing this, Bai Yin raised her eyebrows, a little surprised - but it doesn't matter, it's her freedom to wash or not, and it happens to save some trouble...

Time passed slowly.

We can see that when Bai Yin entered the bathroom, and there was the sound of water flowing inside... Our Miss Miao Wu Wu immediately displayed the racial talent of a cat, and walked to the side of Bai Yin's faded clothes silently and quickly .

pick up.

rummage.

About five seconds later...Bai Yin's mobile phone appeared in her hand—and after unlocking the password familiarly, Miao Wuwu clicked on the communication software and opened a certain chat box...

However, above the chat box... the id of "Sydney" is very eye-catching.

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① Go out to eat, the next update will be [-] million points later.

A person from the past, a person from the present: NO.9 The Black-bellied Snow Girl and the Cute Meow

Ah, let me take a look, let me take a look, wow, there is a long list of messages... unexpectedly, most of them are sent by the owner on his own initiative, does he have such a considerate side...

And this id... I said why the owner suddenly changed the name to "Bingtang" recently, so it's a couple model...

Miao Wuwu looked at Bai Yin's news records while holding some subtle envy—frankly speaking, this is not a wise choice, because Bai Yin's humanity is not strong, which leads to many times, If he becomes nasty, the damage to the onlookers will definitely be five figures...

About 2 minutes later, the hand holding the phone trembled slightly.

hiss--

Also say "a girl who is very important to me, but I don't know how to define"... Isn't this just a man and a woman in love!Even more romantic! !

...Damn it, I'm so envious!

Well, Miao Wuwu is not envious of the "love-like atmosphere" between Bai Yin and Xueli, she just envies Xueli for being so close to Bai Yin...

We all know that Miao Wuwu is not a calm meow.

Let's put it this way... If Bai Yin is a cat, then when he sees a tempting, oily piece of fish, his first thought is definitely to see if the meat is poisonous; Wu Wu... Her first thought would be to "eat and talk".

Yes, we all know that Miao Wuwu was not like this in the past, she would be cautious and afraid, but... because of Bai Yin, she has the power of "willfulness".

This is also the reason why she has such affection for Bai Yin.

Who doesn't love such a person?As long as he is there, you will always have willful power.

In short... now, the irrational Miao Wuwu clicked on the input method driven by some kind of mood that she didn't know.

Bingtang: [Are you there? 】

After two seconds, the phone vibrates.

Sydney: [Huh? 】

Sydney: 【Do you miss me like this?Obviously just met. 】

... In this case, the previous Xueli would never be able to say it.

In fact, even now, if she were to say it in front of Baiyin, she would turn red and squeeze out six words in seven minutes...

How else can the Internet be a good thing?Just separated by a layer of screen, you can say many things that you dare not say.

Well, we can see similar plots in many comics whose key words are "husband on a business trip" and "answering the phone"... I won't explain it here.

Miao Wuwu smiled strangely, while imitating Bai Yin's tone, and typed two paragraphs.

I heard from the master that it's a snow girl, right... Although I haven't read the information, but according to my rich experience (referring to the rich knowledge of Sakurajima acg), the snow girls are all pure and flawless, right...

Hmph...look if I don't make fun of you, a foreign cat! (referring to cats raised outside the home)

Let me tell you, I'm not the same as I used to be! ——This refers to secretly watching many works that cannot pass the review, and even the phone is poisoned...

A little goblin like you who doesn't know anything can't beat me!

Just to let you know, at least the shoulder position...Only I can lie on it!

Bingtang: [Not really. 】

Bingtang: [I just feel that our current relationship is only limited to the spiritual aspect and has no substantive meaning. 】

Snow mountain.

Xueli was using ice skates to handle the fish meat, when he heard the phone vibrate, he immediately picked it up.

When his eyes skipped over the dialog box that popped up...a ​​strangeness appeared in those beautiful eyes.

Probably, a second of thinking.

Oh—is it Miao Wuwu?Is Abai taking a bath?

Indeed, I heard from Abai that the cat I adopted before was actually a demon or something, which gave me a headache... From the description, it is indeed a character that can do such things...

Thinking about this, the corners of Xueli's lips slowly curled up—but she even put down the ice skates, walked back to the bedroom with a few steps, lay down on the bed, and concentrated on chatting.

Sydney: [Huh?Abai, did I do something wrong? 】

Sydney: [Why do you say such things suddenly? 】

Sydney: [Where are you angry, can you say okay to me?I will correct it. 】

Hmph, she panicked, she panicked...

Sure enough, this is the case, the more you care about it, the more you will hesitate, so it is easy to worry about gains and losses...

Miao Wuwu thought for a while and tapped her fingertips.

Bingtang: 【Do you think I will forget about that? 】

——This was taught by Bai Yin again.

In a situation like this, if you make a non-existent mistake by yourself, not to mention the fact that you can’t get information, it’s easy to expose your flaws... And like this, asking questions first and letting the other party answer with a guilty conscience is the correct response —Anyway, no matter who it is, there must be one or two guilty consciences...

This is like an organization setting a secret password among internal personnel to prevent outsiders from infiltrating, and then you sneak in, and when you meet a member of the organization, you will say "password!" I doubted you, so I just said the password...

On the other side, Xueli's smile gradually grew stronger.

It really is her...

Miao Wuwu really knows Bai Yin very well, and the imitation is quite similar, but...if it is really Bai Yin, when he conducts some kind of "questioning", he must have grasped all the evidence... so he will not use "then matter" is a vague term.

After confirming her identity, the little goblin didn't expose her.

Sydney: [Really... I see. 】

Sydney: [I did something wrong in that matter, I'm really sorry. 】

Sydney: [I will definitely do my best to compensate you!What kind of compensation do you want, Abai?No matter what the conditions, I can agree. 】

It can be seen from here that the little goblin also has a dark side...

When a girl with a top-notch body and appearance says "I will agree to any conditions" to a boy of the same age, whose sexual orientation is opposite to his own gender, and who has no hidden physical problems... The ambiguous meaning is almost overflowing.

Sure enough... Seeing these news, Miao Wuwu immediately laughed happily.

Heh heh heh, she really is the pure and flawless Yukino... I don't even know the meaning of the phrase "you can agree to anything"...

Well, in fact, she didn't know a month ago...

So Miao Wuwu replied.

Bingtang: [I said... Our relationship needs something substantial and tangible. 】

When a boy says such words to his girlfriend... the purpose is already obvious.

If it wasn't for the consideration of being discovered by Bai Yin in the bathroom, Miao Wuwu really wanted to laugh three times at this time.

Hahaha, I'm speechless!continue?How can a cat from outside the district be compared to a domestic cat like me?

I can even imagine the embarrassing expression on the screen——

After three seconds, the phone vibrates.

Sydney: 【However, we have obviously experienced it. 】

The air was suddenly silent.

People from the past, people from the present: NO.10 These are all truths

For cats, shaking hands is almost impossible.

Whether it is a big cat or a small cat, they are often in the position of "predators" in the biological chain... In order to survive, they have evolved strong limbs and sharp claws - for that bite, you must All the predator tools on your body are polished to the limit, because this often determines whether you will have a full meal tonight or be hungry.

Miao Wuwu is also a cat. Although she has become a glorious domestic cat, but... this kind of thing engraved in DNA is difficult to erase.

If you don't believe me, you can read the sentence "The sun shines in the sky, and the flowers smile at me" to see whether you read it first or sing it first...

But at this moment... the paw (hand) holding the mobile phone, which could be used for hunting, trembled slightly.

[However, we have already experienced it. 】

I've already experienced it...

I've been through it...

over...

At this time, Miao Wuwu's expression was like... A certain student went out to play for a day, and was estimating whether his homework could be finished in the rest of the vacation. Come to school on time.

——Yes, it was the feeling of a bolt from the blue.

no, impossible...

I can't understand the master well...Although he seems to be indifferent to everything, but the more he cares about things, the more he will cherish them... He likes the little fairy outside so much, he will definitely not eat it so hastily...

That's right... there must be something wrong.

Maybe I misunderstood it?Yes, it must be like this. I have seen this kind of plot a lot when I watch it, cross-line dialogue, and then make a misunderstanding that I like to hear and see. Those authors like this kind of trick the most...

yes!It must be so!It must be so!

With her mind in a mess, Miao Wuwu made the fastest hand speed in her life and quickly sent a sentence.

At a time like this...she didn't even bother to play Bai Yin anymore.

Bingtang: [Impossible!Absolutely never!you are lying! 】

Xueli: [It's too much, you know I'm Yukino's daughter, I'll never lie, let alone lie to you. 】

Sydney: [Still, don't you want to take responsibility?so sad……】

Miao Wuwu's fingers were stiff.

Yuan, so there is such a setting!Can Snow Girl not lie? !

——There is indeed such a setting.

But...the rule of "don't lie" is actually very easy to circumvent...

Let's take Xueli's words as an example.

Just now, she replied, "I did something wrong in that matter, and I'm really sorry."

Here, what she said actually refers to the previous farewell... She is indeed very guilty about this, and it is definitely not false.

But... certain truths, placed in certain special places, will actually produce the effect of lies.

That's right, this trick was of course taught by Bai Yin.

From this we can see how the youth with no lower limit can pollute the pure and innocent Yuki...