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At this moment...Miao Wuwu was completely panicked.

This emotion is reflected in her reply——

Bingtang: [There must be some misunderstanding somewhere...]

Bingtang: [Do you have evidence?let me see! 】

You see what this says...

Don't even say that Miao Wuwu said this while wearing Baiyin's vest... Even if it wasn't, how could there be evidence for such a thing?Can people still extract your master's dna from the body?

On the other side of the screen, Xueli rested her chin with one hand, and her smile became brighter and brighter.

Sydney: [To provide evidence...]

Sydney: [Obviously Abai said that he wants to warm up my body...]

Speaking here, Bai Yin did say this, but...you don't need to think about it, the original meaning of this word is definitely not the same as what Miao Wuwu understood at this time...

And at this moment... Miao Wuwu on the other side was about to give up on herself.

Bingtang: [No!Can!can! 】

Bingtang: [Snow girl can't lie, everything is fake!You must be fooling me, right! 】

Sydney: [Sure enough, don't you want to admit it? 】

Sydney: [But, it's okay...Even so, Abai, you are still my most important person...]

...When she saw this, Miao Wuwu had silently held her breath.

The pitch-black screen reflected a sluggish little face that said "I can't accept it".

Then...until Bai Yin came out, she maintained this expression, and this movement, motionless.

Bai Yin walked out of the bathroom in the prepared pajamas, closed the door, and wiped her hair, "The bathroom is still hot, you can wash it while..." Seeing Miao Wuwu outside the door, "...Wait, take me What is the phone doing?"

Two seconds later: "Miao Wuwu? Zhongbai?"

...Why no response?

Silly?

Bai Yin raised his eyebrows and walked over with a strange expression.

When he approached... a pair of eyes with hard to describe emotions stared at him.

"Oh, I can hear..." Bai Yin said, "Then you are...?"

Miao Wuwu did not respond to this sentence.

She just looked at Bai Yin and then at herself.

"Master." He called in a low voice.

"Well, here it is."

"I'm your favorite cat, right? Must be right?"

"Yes." Bai Yin did not deny it.

"Then... let's have a baby."

"...?"

......

Some words soothed Miao Wuwu's injured heart, and dispelled her inexplicable thoughts by the way.

Although the meow star kept silent about what happened just now, and looked like "don't want me to recall that shadow again", but... Bai Yin is Bai Yin after all, looking through the news records, you should know, naturally Just know.

At night, he hugged the sleeping Miao Wuwu (cat form) and turned on the screen.

Bingtang: [Sleep? 】

Sydney: [Not yet. 】

Sydney: [Oh, is a real person online this time? 】

A black thread was drawn from Bai Yin's head.

Bingtang: [Sure enough, it was intentional...]

Sydney: [Hee, is your heart hurting? 】

Bingtang: [No... well done. 】

Presumably in the future, this cat will not touch his mobile phone casually...

Sydney: [I knew it. 】

Bingtang: [Yes, yes, Lady Snow knows everything... If so, can Lady Snow, who knows everything, answer my question. 】

Sydney: [Of course, as long as you offer cucumber-flavored potato chips as a tribute. 】

Bingtang: [It's easy to say, be ready at any time. 】

Bingtang: [Aren't you not good at lying?I looked through the records, and although some words can indeed achieve the effect of lying by blurring events...but not all words can be like this. 】

Sydney: [Because those are the truth. 】

crystal sugar:【……】

Sydney: 【"If Ah Bai gets angry, I will definitely correct it."】

Sydney: 【"As long as Ah Bai is unhappy, I will definitely make it up."】

Sydney: 【"No matter what condition Ah Bai has, I can agree to it."】

Sydney: [These are all the truth. 】

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①The plot of this episode is inspired by the famous scene in the seventh episode of "Loving You in vain", "Your sister-in-law is still your sister-in-law". Well, I actually prefer the straight steel men group after this... Unfortunately, I can't write straight steel men.

Oh yes, this time I recommend it with five stars.

②Yesterday I was right, right? If I say a million points late, I will be a hundred million points late...I, Uncle Huang, will do what I say (true)

The man of the past, the man of the present: NO.11 Call of Heroes

In 2022, March 22, in Baiyin's mansion, late at night.

"So..." Xue Sheng gnawed on a piece of pig's trotter, his mouth was vague, "You have to choose such a time for the ceremony?"

He swallowed the meat, "Do you know... usually at this time, I sleep with my wife at home?"

What ceremony?Of course it's the ceremony of summoning Heroic Spirits.

"Where do I know?" Bai Yin calibrated the lines of the "Magic Map Road" on the ground, and casually complained, "I live next door to your house, and my surname is not Wang, so how could I be so clear about your house? "

Xue Sheng was stunned for a moment: "Ah..." paused, "... also."

Then, he sighed, "Tsk, how time flies... Back then, I also talked to the former director in the same way. In terms of words and sentences, I was more flirtatious than you."

"So?" Bai Yin cheered very cooperatively.

"So, in the name of 'exercise physical strength', I was hung from a tree and blown with cold wind for three hours."

Xue Sheng said some very bad words in a nostalgic tone.

His subtext is completely understandable: I will try it on you tomorrow morning.

"Forehead……"

Bai Yin pondered for two seconds, then bowed his head decisively: "I'm sorry, I was wrong."

"Well, Ruzi can be taught."

Although Xue Sheng said so, but based on Bai Yin's understanding of his teacher... the next day, he was very likely to hang himself on the tree with the reason of "I never said I would not do it"—yes, The chief can definitely do this.

In view of this kind of thinking... Bai Yin silently changed the topic and turned to Xue Sheng's question just now:

"I hold the ceremony at this time for two reasons, one is rational and the other is emotional."

"Tell me everything?"

"The reason is that, referring to the original book, the powerful heroic spirits exclusive to the protagonist are often summoned in the middle of the night—in fact, this is why I didn't ask you to help find the 'place of abundant energy'."

"Oh..." Xue Sheng is naturally not stupid, "Heroic spirits summoned under the premise of 'having certain shortcomings' are often unexpectedly powerful; while the heroic spirits summoned by 'being fully prepared in terms of spiritual veins', on the contrary There are going to be all sorts of problems... right?"

"After all, it is a literary work, and 'chance' is the charm." Bai Yin said lightly, "Since the settings in it are used...then use its rules to make the best use of everything."

"That's right, you are much more thoughtful than me before." Xue Sheng praised without hesitation, "Although the strength is not good now, but the strength is a temporary thing, and the brain is a lifetime thing."

Pause, "So, now?"

——Actually, Bai Yin originally wanted to carry out such a dangerous ceremony in the countermeasure bureau, not for anything else but for safety.

The reason why he is in his own home now... is mainly because of Xue Sheng's words.

His words are like this: "Where I am, there is the safest place."

If you are an ordinary person, when you say this sentence, you will often have emotions such as pride, conceit, etc., accompanied by actions such as "sneering with disdain" and "smiling with contempt".

But... When Xue Sheng said this, his expression was natural and his tone was flat, just like a god-level surgeon with more than 30 years saying "this time the operation will be performed here", there is no need to question, and there is no question.

Bai Yin also asked tentatively at that time: "I know that there is no one in the world who is better than you, Teacher..." Pause, "But, the ones we summon are people from history..."

After hearing this, Xue Sheng thought for a while, "You should know that the Countermeasure Bureau has actually existed for a long time... It's just that they didn't call it this name before, they were all called Demon Eliminator, Ghost Hunter and so on..."

"Yeah. I know."

"Let's put it this way... there are historical figures within 2000 years in the current database." Xue Sheng said, "There are at most three people who are barely equal to me."

Bai Yin: "Damn it."

"So, don't worry, even if you're really lucky... at most you can destroy one house, and I'll settle it." Xue Sheng thought for a while, "Don't worry... I won't compensate you for the house."

Bai Yin: "Grass!"

...probably so.

While chatting with Xue Sheng, Bai Yin was not idle. After roughly aligning the pattern on the ground, he got up and clapped his hands, "It's done."

"Do you need to tell the time?"

"No, I can pinch a second in my mind."

"Hey...it's really amazing." Xue Sheng thought of something, smiled, "Okay, hurry up and finish the call, I'll wait to go home."

Pause, "Wait... have you prepared the 'Holy Relic'?"

If "Summon of Heroes" is compared to a card-drawing game, then "Holy Relic" is equivalent to a special item that can limit the card pool to a small range...

There are a lot of people in this world, Ougou like Emiya Shirou who can get a 5-star wife after entering the pit is a minority, and things that can change life against the sky, such as holy relics, are basically prepared.

"No." Bai Yin said, "It's mainly based on thinking."

"Tell me in detail?"

"First of all, I'm not an easy person to get along with." Bai Yin shrugged, "To be precise... If I don't 'disguise', most people will be so scared that they will avoid me after they understand my true nature."

"You have self-knowledge." Xue Sheng complained precisely.

"But things like 'heroic spirits', no matter how active or passive they are, must have a certain degree of 'in-depth understanding' with me... like memory dreams, no matter how good my disguise is, it will be exposed sooner or later. "

"Makes sense."

"Since that's the case, why not just use myself as the medium." Bai Yin said, "For me, strength is actually not that important...'compatibility' is the most important thing."

"It's clear and clear, it's pretty good." Xue Sheng said, "Let's get started."

"it is good."

Bai Yin stood in the center of the pattern on the ground and raised his right hand.

Human Evil Command Spell is an item that will not display a pattern until the heroic spirit is summoned, and according to the setting of the work, the pattern of the Command Spell has a lot to do with the nature of the user... So, Bai Yin is actually quite curious What is the pattern of your command spell.

Here, in order to avoid people saying that I have too many words, I will not write the chant lyrics. If you want to know the details, you can search for it yourself.

In short... With the sound of singing, some kind of restless energy, like boiling steam, rose in Baiyin's body.

I don't know why... Some kind of extremely wonderful throbbing is throbbing in Bai Yin's heartbeat.