my monster girlfriends

In short, let's consider the current situation first.

I first called out "Xiao Ai" in my heart, and a data window did pop up in front of my eyes, but it only said two lines [Due to unknown reasons, the system interface cannot be started temporarily. In this state, the host can still use skills or props] .

Well, this is good news, although the system is not omnipotent, but at least Xueli's bondage ability can give me a certain ability to protect myself... [Suanxian] can only guarantee my "skills", if you want to use energy , still have to rely on [Winter of Reversal].

Please allow me to sincerely thank the little fairy who is far away in the snow-capped mountains. When I go there next time, I will definitely bring you my favorite cucumber-flavored potato chips.

Oh yes, there is a piece of information that should be announced here - the director once commented on me, "You are the most gifted user of [Calculation Immortal] in the past and present", because with you, [Calculation Immortal] is no longer an "abnormal ability", but something like eyes, mouth, ears and nose.

He also gave a rather vivid example-"If someone else's [Suanxian] is the top brand of Yihongyuan, if you want to kiss Fangze, you can hang it for five or six days without spending hundreds of taels of silver. Don't even think about going in; then you are the behind-the-scenes boss of Yihong Courtyard, the top card in the district, use it whenever you want, use it as you want, use it as you want..."

What he said is correct, when I use [Calculation Immortal], I really don’t even need "energy" - the benefits are of course obvious, as for the disadvantages... just because "no energy is needed", so I also "cannot store energy", To be honest, if it wasn't for Xueli's bondage ability, I wouldn't even be able to remember "heterogeneous memories" now...

Closer to home.

Judging from the surrounding decorations, the place where I am now should be a classical European-style castle. Although the style is old, the era I live in should be modern...

It's easy to guess. If it was really the Middle Ages during the Black Death period when "baths were taken three times in a lifetime", the first thing I noticed was not the decorations in sight, but the stench in my nasal cavity.

Then there is the body. Although the bedding on the body and the pajamas on the body give me a strange texture, but at this time, this body is still my own-everyone's body is different. If so, you can tell by looking at your hands.

This is undoubtedly good news. If I use a body that is too hungry to stand up or too fat to walk, then it will add a lot of trouble whether it is fighting or communicating.

There is no need to explain the battle. As for communication... human beings have always judged people by their appearance. You have to make do with them. If my face is not disfigured, then the next negotiation will be much easier.

I lay on this rather soft bed, and my hands under the quilt moved slowly... When I found that I couldn't touch the side of the bed even with my arms stretched, I roughly confirmed my identity.

——If it’s not so rich that every servant here is equipped with such a bed of unknown size, a set of pajamas with excellent texture, and a set of warm and not too heavy bedding, then... I should be "Master" roles like this.

……and many more.

Holding some extremely bad guess, I moved my hand between my legs, and after touching something that belonged to me, I breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, fortunately, I am indeed a "young master", not a "daughter" or something...

Next, it took me five seconds to confirm that there was no one else in the room, and then, through various observations, I deduced the following information——

The family is quite, very rich.

This family should have a certain title of nobility.

In my current identity, I am not under house arrest.

So far, I have not found any enemies who are directly hostile to me and want to kill me.

There are some food residues on the bedside, indicating that "I" has a hobby of eating supper on the bed - this means that the servants of this family are more diligent and will quietly clean up the tableware; it also means that "I" should not have to worry about the source of food.

Wait, there are footsteps coming... one, two...four people, all women, about 15 to 25 years old, with lively steps, are they maids serving clothes?I can accept it if it's a bed warmer, but I hope it's not for execution...

...No matter what, go back to the bed first, pretend to have just woken up, just in case, take a handy weapon and hide it under the quilt...

People from the past, people from the present: NO.19 Maid (1) died

Bai Yin walked back to the bed silently and quickly, got into the quilt, and adjusted back to the posture when he just woke up.

At the same time, he took out the "Fist of Gilgamesh" from the props bar, first wrapped it half a circle around his hand, and then pressed the other end under his leg. In the situation of "need to reach out", the chain wrapped around the hand can be pulled off with the help of the thigh.

In the end... he closed his eyes, squinted a tiny gap, and observed the door of the room while listening to the sound of footsteps.

In fact, there is an investigative method in the Countermeasures Bureau, called "Ting Ting", which has slight traces but obvious effects, and is a must for executives.

Of course, Bai Yin has also learned it, he will be familiar with it at a glance, and he will be familiar with it after just one use, but... with the energy in his body, after using this method, he won't be able to do anything else within half a day.

Simply put...the blue bar is too short.

squeak-

As the door opened, four figures walked in one after another.

As Bai Yin expected, four girls in maid outfits came in.

Please note that the maid outfit here is not the acg world's short and embarrassing style of skirt... The maid outfit here is overall elegant and simple, with a skirt that is long enough to reach the ankle, roughly composed of ruffles The apron, white-collar plain one-piece dress, and white headscarf; the only thing that can be called decoration is the ribbon bow.

After all, the positioning of the two maid outfits is different... The latter is worn on the body, mainly for work, no matter how bright the color is, it will still be covered with dust;

The former, worn on the body, is mainly for good looks.

Of course, there are also people who wear this body and white silk to work, but this kind of work often doesn't need to wear clothes in the end, right...

"Well, I came in directly without knocking on the door, and it seems that although I deliberately corrected my expression before entering, they are not all dead faces...... In other words, the 'I' in the settings is quite kind .”

This is good news. After all, Bai Yin is so old, he has done a lot of things to serve others, but he has never experienced being served by others...

Although it is not impossible to act arbitrarily arbitrarily like a feudal aristocrat, it is best not to act if you can.

Nobles, beat a few servants, eat a few feasts, sleep with a few maids, how simple.

Tsk, the more I think about it, the more my heart beats, what's going on...

"By the way, this man is really corrupt... Let me see, one of them is holding a bell, which should be responsible for waking him up, and the other two are holding trays, on which should be inner clothes and outer clothes... Then The empty-handed person at the end is probably the waiter for changing clothes?"

Good guy, the division of labor is clear, and it perfectly interprets the rotten life of European nobles...

However, judging by their professional appearance, is it possible that this "script" really happened in medieval Europe?

Although I know that in medieval Europe, it wasn't that they didn't bathe all the time, it was only because of the spread of the Black Death that this habit came into being... But it's too clean, right?My house is not necessarily as clean as here, is it?

While thinking about it, the four maids had already walked to the bedside.

Jingle Bell--

The crisp bell rang, and it was the maid who was the leader who was shaking.

Although "crisp" was used to describe it above,...for a person who is sleeping, this kind of sound is undoubtedly quite harsh. No matter what, it is enough to wake up a person.

But... Bai Yin didn't wake up.

After shaking for a while, seeing that the person on the bed didn't intend to open his eyes, the maids were a little puzzled, and after looking at each other for a while, the one holding the bell came to the bed with a worried expression, and gently patted the bed a few times. Bai Yin's shoulders.

"My lord? My lord?"

Oh, is this the reaction...

The worried look can be explained by reasons such as "the master was wounded and the servants died", but this kind of action...it seems that in the setting, "I" is indeed a nobleman who is close to his subordinates...at least he is very close to these maids.

Then there's the language...strange, I was worried I couldn't use Old English well, but it turned out to be Chinese?

Wait, is it the setting of "speaking in English but can translate into a language I am familiar with"...but they can also match their mouth shapes?It is indeed Chinese.

In such a medieval European-style room, several blond girls in classical maid outfits spoke... Chinese.

This sense of disobedience is comparable to seeing an amiable priest in a foreign country, holding a thick Bible and a cross, with a pious expression, and said: "My father in heaven..."

No matter how inconsistent the result is, Bai Yin's goal has been achieved.

He half opened his eyes, and first looked at the ceiling with a confused look.

Afterwards, with the unique hoarse voice of a person who just woke up and hadn't drank water all night, he asked, "Is it morning?"

"Yes, my lord."

The maid holding the bell said respectfully, "It's time to get up. You still have dance and etiquette classes this morning. Miss Norman will come to visit you at noon. You have made an appointment to have afternoon tea together."

Oh, I know the itinerary of "I" so well, it should be a role similar to a personal maid...

No, referring to her attitude just now, she should be closer... A possible bed partner?

Also, noble maids are usually the children of the poor, or older single women... No matter which of the two, it is difficult to cultivate such a beautiful and well-trained maid. In other words, in the setting, she is likely to be the maid who grew up with "me"...

Tsk, this kind of intimate character... Be careful when getting along, or you may be noticed that something is wrong.

In other words, what kind of "script" did that "ghost" prepare for me... Such a "ghost" basically exists based on a certain obsession, that is to say, the focus is on "solving obsession"...

While thinking about this, Bai Yin said, "I'm not feeling well today..." Looking directly into the eyes of the speaker just now, his eyes were soft, "...Can you help me dress?"

He used a tone that was not tough, but slightly pleading.

Now that there is speculation, of course it is necessary to verify it.

Logically speaking, it should be the empty-handed maid who waits and dresses, but at this time... Bai Yin used this tone and made this gesture, which carried a bit of self-willedness that can only be found among intimates— —I want you to help me dress.

There is another advantage of this, that is, there is no need for Bai Yin to try to pose "the posture when he was changed in the past"... Even if his posture at this time is different from his posture in the "setting", it is still possible. It was identified as "flirtatious and self-willed".

Sure enough... the maid blushed slightly, and nodded respectfully:

"it is good."

Then there's changing clothes... To be fair, it would probably be quite embarrassing for a man who doesn't have much contact with the opposite sex for such a thing.

But... who is Bai Yin?

Not to mention changing clothes in the crowd of four maids, if necessary, if necessary, you can ask him to change on the street...

About a few minutes later, after several maids had gone out, Bai Yin walked out of the room wearing the complicated clothes that took more than ten minutes to wear.

Sure enough, the house is exaggeratedly large, and it's easy to get lost... So what should the family do if they can't find it when they go to the bathroom?Solve it on the spot?Or bring your own diapers?

Just as Bai Yin was thinking about all these things... the sharp pain suddenly pierced his throat.

He lowered his eyes, only to see...a sharp blade protruding from his throat, stained with scarlet, fiery blood.

The blade was so sharp that...he couldn't even turn his head to see who did it.

At the same time, a deadly energy seeped through his blood and paralyzed his nerves—so that he could not even reach out and touch the murderer's hand that held the dagger.

A few seconds later... Bai Yin fell powerlessly to the ground and lost consciousness.

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①If I type "End of the book" here, will you stuff me with a truckload of blades...

The book, of course, is endless, and the story is just beginning, hehehe...

People from the past, people from the present: NO.20 The maid (2) actually used books to hurt people.jpg

When Bai Yin opened his eyes, he saw a ceiling with complicated patterns and a chandelier that cost enough to make a working family struggle for a whole year without food or drink.

Now, of course, he was no stranger to this.

"Hiss...that taste is really delicious..."

Although he said these words in a deep voice, there was no painful twist on Bai Yin's face, only a flat calm.

"Oh... I'm 'resurrected'." He thought to himself, "That is to say, is it a script of 'trying to survive'? Similar to "Escape" or "Silent Hill" (the famous horror game, "Escape") The background is that a journalist enters the Jushan Mental Hospital with the goal of escaping from the mental hospital; the background of "Silent Hill" is that the protagonist enters a lifeless ghost town with the goal of escaping from it) This kind of horror adventure game..."

"In that case, my current place is the 'Save Point'."

Bai Yin said to himself: "However, the person who designed this script really has a bad taste... Luxurious room, warm bed, and a beautiful maid with a soft voice and admiration for the master, using the beginning of a Japanese casual game, the result But it is the content of European and American horror games..."

He thought for a while, and gave a very appropriate example:

"This level of evil... is comparable to recommending heavy-tasting tauren works to others when they seek pure love from the book."

Damn, actually using books to hurt people.jpg.

"However... this kind of behavior itself reveals a lot of information." Bai Yin quickly reasoned, "First of all, the purpose of that 'ghost' is not to 'kill people', but to witness certain experiences and resolve obsessions." Whether it's reading, or simply playing around... No matter what, it won't make me die too easily... Well, this is good news."

"Then there is the identity of that ghost... Is it the 'I' now? At least it is someone who has something to do with my identity..."

"Tsk, this is a point worth paying attention to. If it's 'my' family, and the obsession is 'I want me to live', then it's okay; but if it's 'my' enemy, just want to see me in various ways." All sorts of miserable deaths... that's a little tricky..."

After quickly sorting out these things, Bai Yin suddenly had an idea - "Well... If I commit suicide now, will I be resurrected again at the same time and the same place?"

The two conditions of "same location" and "same time" have of course been verified by Bai Yin. The former is easy to judge, just look at it, and the latter...just measure the data of the body with an alchemist, for example Where is the excrement in the large intestine now...

It's a pity... Bai Yin didn't take action.

First of all, he is not sure if he really has the number of resurrections. If not, he will really die if he commits suicide. At that time, Xue Sheng will definitely post his death method in the textbook and act as a countermeasure for hundreds of years. Negative textbooks will leave a bad reputation for thousands of years;

Then... Even if he really wants to die, he has to make this life "death worthwhile".

This is a typical player's thinking. Although my life is gone, at least I got a screenshot of the skirt of a certain princess... Ahem.

Some people may wonder, this is not a virtual game, but reality, and Bai Yin did die once just now... Why is he still holding this kind of entertainment mentality?Are you not afraid at all?

Spoke here...yes, I'm not afraid at all, I have to ask why, rationally speaking, because it's a side effect of [Suanxian]; idealistically...because he is Bai Yin.

That's right, Bai Yin is the kind of man who can sing about good luck while exploring haunted houses...

Closer to home.

"I've checked almost all the facilities in this room, and I won't get anything if I stay any longer." Baiyin said to himself, "According to my last experience, from 'I' waking up to when the four maids came in, A total of six minutes and 32 seconds...the process of changing clothes was ten minutes and 17 seconds, and when I changed my clothes and went out, I didn't see anyone there..."