my monster girlfriends

In fact, this inspection report didn't affect my mood too much... If it did, it would probably be that I became more casual. A few days ago, "It's cool in autumn, take a day off" is a good example, and... in the future I can't guarantee that it won't happen.

That's about it... Oh yes, although this volume is over, I'm not going to take a break tomorrow and update as usual.

Immortals are all right, celestial maidens fall into the dust: preface to diamond-encrusted underwear

In 2022, on November [-]rd, Sakurajima.

In winter, the weather suddenly turns cold.

It just snowed yesterday, a rare heavy snow.

Remnants of white remain on the roof of the sushi restaurant, in the narrow alleys, on the blue tiles of the dim sum shop, and under the little leather shoes of female high school students with flesh-colored socks on their legs.

creak creak-

In the early morning, with the sound of stepping on the snow, Xue Sheng pushed open the door.

This is a typical Japanese-style ramen shop. When you enter the door, you can see a red cloth with "tonkotsu ramen" written on it. In front of you is a narrow table against the wall, with chairs at a certain distance from each other. There is only a kitchen between the boss and the diners. Sitting there, you can even smell the tonkotsu soup in the kitchen.

As soon as Xue Sheng entered the door, he used the local language familiarly, "Boss, do you have an appointment now?"

The "boss" he was talking about was actually a woman. Judging by her age, she was about 30 years old. Although a woman of this age is no longer young, she also has the charm of time like wine.

But at this time, when the female boss saw Xue Sheng, she blinked like a teenage girl, and then stretched out her hands to rub her...

After making sure that she read it correctly, she slowly opened her mouth.

Seeing this, Xue Sheng smiled easily: "Your expression now is like seeing Godzilla push the door in in a suit." After a pause, he made a joke, "Don't worry, although I know a lot, But the trick of atomic breath has not been mastered yet."

This joke brought the female boss back from her surprise.

She immediately realized what a disrespectful thing she had done, so...she immediately put on a standard ninety-degree bow that would make locals who are able to bow their heads feel ashamed when they see it, and at the same time, said loudly :"very very sorry!"

"Small matter." Xue Sheng waved his hand indifferently, "So... Do you have a meeting now?"

The female boss is not an ordinary person, obviously she has seen big scenes, although she was shocked just now, but now, she has adjusted her mood and showed a respectful and humble attitude.

"Of course there are." She said charmingly, "How much do you want?"

"Just two bowls."

"Okay... do you have any guests coming?"

The female boss asked a question that was not in line with Sakurajima's personality, but in line with her own identity.

"Why, I can't eat two bowls by myself?" Xue Sheng said, "So, discrimination is everywhere in this world... Only single dogs will feel sad for the second cup of half-price milk tea, single pigs will not, we I can finish two glasses."

After saying this, he said: "There are indeed guests, play better, this is an incredible big shot."

"Hi!"

Xue Sheng was not just waiting. By now, everyone has seen that he is actually the kind of person who talks a lot. When he goes to a certain place, if he doesn't chat with the locals for a few words, it will be interesting to talk about something. No, it was uncomfortable all over.

So, he asked, "Hmm... have you ever been a shrine maiden at a shrine?"

The "shrine" that Xue Sheng said is not a common building in Sakurajima that enshrines the gods... In fact, the shrine here refers to the local official extraordinary organization of Sakurajima.

Just like our world, Sakurajima in this book also belongs to the kind of country where no matter what he does, he always has a high-sounding reason...

In the world, there is no better reason than "God".

If God gives you something, that’s called God’s grace; if God doesn’t give you something, that’s called a test; if God not only doesn’t give you anything, but also punishes you, that’s called God’s punishment; Called "Indulgence Notes" or "Holy Water Purification", it is glorious, holy, and glorious...

Of course, I didn't mean Father He Noah here.

So we can see that until now, Sakurajima still retains titles such as "Emperor".

"Shrine" is the birth of this concept...

If we really want to talk about the nature, the shrine is actually very similar to the countermeasures bureau. The position of the director is replaced here, which is the "commander of yin and yang", and the "witch" in Xue Sheng's mouth is similar to the status of Bai Yin's executive.

"Hi." The female boss replied, "I have served as an intelligence witch for 12 years, and her code name is 'Ruyun'."

"Huh? I have an impression of this name..." Xue Sheng thought for a few seconds, "Your mentor is Yuan Shuren?"

"It's an honor to be remembered by you."

"Then here is a special mission now?"

"No." The female boss said, "Currently, I'm only in charge of the operation of this store, and then check the information of the celebrities in Sakurajima... Actually, to be precise, it's tantamount to retirement."

"That's good." Xue Sheng smiled, "It's a good thing to be able to retire... It seems that your previous Yin-Yang Commander did a good job."

This is inevitable. If the country is in turmoil and the people are in dire straits, special personnel like her will never have the chance to retire. Not to mention illness, even if they die, they will have to die at their posts.

"The work of serving the country is done, and I have to take care of my own life!" Xue Sheng unconsciously used the tone as if the chief cared for his subordinates, "Are you married?"

"Not yet, but there are some people who come to court, but they are all unscrupulous people who are peeping at the appearance." The female boss blinked suddenly when she said this, "I am still a perfect body, if you need to serve..."

Before, she was always an image of a female high school student being questioned by the dean, but now she showed the charm that she should have at her age.

"Cough, be careful." Xue Sheng coughed dryly, "I don't want people to face some kind of life-threatening inexplicably."

The female boss covered her lips and smiled: "Hey, your family situation is not very good."

The "not very good" here does not mean that there is any emotional crisis in Xue Sheng's family, but that his family status does not seem to be very high...

"What am I? Before you, there was a generation of yin and yang rulers, and the family members were all passed on to the United States... I can still hear jokes in the shrines of 'I am not afraid of my wife, but imitating the sages'" .”

Xue Sheng paused, "Also, when I said 'life is in danger', the person I have to face is not me..."

He clicked to stop, and the female boss immediately fell silent.

So, after staying for three or four minutes, Xue Sheng suddenly said:

"Can't you go through the front door?"

The female boss thought this was meant for her, but turned her head, only to find that... a girl who was so beautiful that she couldn't even use this word to describe it appeared next to Xue Sheng at some point.

Long Chi is still a noble dress, noble and elegant.

She said indifferently: "Since you can do things that are far superior to others, why should you stick to ordinary behavior?"

"Heh..." Xue Sheng showed a certain kind of smile.

Not to mention that Long Chi has social difficulties, even if she has social arrogance, in front of this chief...it is useless.

But listening, he said: "According to your logic... If you wear a pair of diamond-encrusted underwear, don't you even need to wear pants?"

Immortals are unobstructed, the heavenly maiden falls in the dust: NO.1 No one stipulates that you cannot be the heroine

In the ramen house, the female boss wanted to laugh.

Such a graceful and luxurious woman, suddenly being asked such a question, looks like a domineering and cool cosmic overlord who was defeated by a passing scribbled bald head, and only with one punch...

In short, it is very contrasting.

But she didn't dare to laugh. Although she didn't know the identity of that woman, she knew Xue Sheng's identity very well...

Although the latter likes to joke very much, he doesn't know how to joke about this kind of thing. The "big man" he calls is definitely a big man, so big that he has no boundaries.

If she laughed out loud on such occasions, it would definitely be more serious than farting when the leader talked alone-it was still the kind of extremely loud, similar to the ending tune of "Qinghai-Tibet Plateau" "Gaoaoaoaoao Awow original——" Like, very publicized, shocking my mother's fart.

On the other side, how had Long Chi ever seen such a battle?

This kind of low limit and morality fly, wretched and vulgar rhetorical questions are replaced by white chants, except for replying "No, I usually don't wear underwear, just put diamonds in it", I'm afraid I have to avoid it for the time being. Sharp, waiting for an opportunity... let alone her.

So, her eyes froze for a few seconds, and she asked coldly, "Is that why you asked me to come here?"

At the same time, she looked around: "Although I don't know much about your human customs... But as far as I know, this kind of small shop is not suitable for hospitality."

She is questioning retaliatoryly.

However, in Xue Sheng's view, the threat level of this kind of questioning is similar to that of a child saying "I won't play with you anymore"...

He smiled, "What's wrong with this store? Is it simple?"

Long Chi didn't reply, but just returned a look of "isn't this obvious?"

"Have you ever heard a poem?" Xue Sheng said, "If the mountain is not high, it will be famous if there are immortals; if the water is not deep, there will be dragons."

Long Chi said, "Now I hear it."

She frowned slightly, because, from what she heard... Xue Sheng's words were undoubtedly meant as a gesture of goodwill.

"If the water is not deep, there will be dragons." Doesn't it mean that although the store is not very good, it is very good because of you?

Then, she heard Xue Sheng say:

"Although you are not a good customer..." After a pause, "The owner of the shop is not an ordinary person."

Long Chi: "..."

If it wasn't that she couldn't beat Xue Sheng, she would definitely give him a paw...

Not to mention Long Chi's thoughts, Xue Sheng looked at the layout of the house with a nostalgic look, and asked, "Do you know the ruler of Yin and Yang?"

"I know, the 'king' of this human kingdom."

"...I really want to say that your opinion is a bit inaccurate, but...according to my understanding, I can't refute it, so let's just define it like this."

Xue Sheng looked at the red cloth on his head with long eyes:

"This store was opened by a certain yin and yang leader."

"Oh? He is very incompetent?"

"On the contrary, he is very powerful, advocating peace all his life, and established a century-old friendship between the countermeasure bureau and the shrine."

"That's stupid." Long Chi said mercilessly, "It's too wasteful to be the founder of a restaurant when you have such ability."

"That's why I said, Miss Long, you are too condescending." Xue Sheng said with a smile, "I admire him very much. For a certain wish, he sacrificed so many things. Ku, Ma Fang Nanshan, small hidden in the forest, big hidden in the city."

Long Chi commented: "I don't know what it means."

"Hehe..." Xue Sheng said, "Since you don't like such meaningless topics, let's talk about something meaningful." After a pause, "You lost again in the last game."

How else could Xue Sheng be the head of the countermeasures bureau?With his way of speaking, if he was not a leader, he would have been beaten to death long ago.

After saying this, even Long Chi couldn't help but twitched the corners of his eyes... He could only say dryly, "A barbarian woman is extremely superficial."

"Hey, you can't say that." Xue Sheng said, "Although the girl's feelings are essentially a kind of guilt, so it seems a bit abrupt...but my apprentice is doing well."

After a pause, "Besides, no matter what, if you lose, you lose. The majestic demon emperor...wouldn't be fooling around?"

He is so run on, what else can Long Chi say?I had to hum softly, which was the default.

"Speaking of this, you might as well care about your apprentice's emotions." Long Chi said angrily, "Life and death are not so easy to accept."

"I don't need to worry about this, I have my own arrangements." Xue Sheng said, "Besides, he is not that fragile. Men are different from women. After a couple breaks up, men often only change their hairstyles and clothes. , changing a bed sheet, at best, falling into some kind of memory while taking a shower or shit, and the price paid is nothing more than peeling skin or bleeding hemorrhoids."

After a pause, "Also, it's already at this point in time. If there is no accident, when his mission is over, he should take 'If you don't go, I will engrave the length of your lower body on the gate of the countermeasure bureau. The threat of "on" asked me to go to the snow mountain... The best way to make the scars of one relationship disappear is to make up for it with another relationship, and this is what Snow Girl is very, very good at, regardless of her low body temperature , my heart is very gentle."

It's fine if Xue Sheng didn't say this, but Long Chi's expression became even more upset when he mentioned this, because the "little girl Snow Girl" he was talking about was one of her few girlfriends.

So she asked, "Are you done?"

"It's over." Xue Sheng said, "As expected, your next topic should be about the next heroine of the game, but before that, I have a question to ask."

"You can ask, but I may not answer."

"Have you ever heard the name 'Ruhu'?"

"No."

"No...then I'm fine."

"Okay, have you decided on the heroine this time?" Long Chi thought of a case in the past, and paused, "You are not allowed to choose Miaowuwu."

"Don't worry, the person I chose this time has absolutely nothing to do with Bai Yin. Even if I really want to talk, I'll only talk to him once, and the conversation lasts less than 5 minutes."

"speak."

Xue Sheng didn't speak, just stretched out a finger.

Long Chi frowned, and looked behind him in the direction of his fingertips.

No one is empty.

She looked puzzled: "Is there anything in this room that I don't know about?"

"No, just three, the proprietress, me, and you."

"That lady boss is human."