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"Obvious."

"You're human too."

"Pure blood."

"Then what exactly are you referring to..."

At this moment... the demon emperor suddenly thought of a certain possibility.

Some... horrific possibility that she had never thought of.

She looked suspiciously at Longsheng, first at Xue Sheng, then at herself.

"……I?"

"In the rules we made, it only said 'must be a monster', but didn't specifically say that it couldn't be a certain object."

Xue Sheng's expression was calm.

"Are you a demon too?"

"I am a dragon!"

"almost."

"you……!!!"

"You don't agree?" Xue Sheng smiled, "It's okay, I've always been considerate... If you want to break the contract, I'll choose another one, how about it?"

Long Chi's expression at this time is wonderful...

Her expression changed several times, and she was silent for half a minute before she squeezed her lips together and squeezed out a word from between her teeth.

"Yes... this, complies with the regulations."

After saying this in a tone as if she could chew through steel nails...she gave Xue Sheng a hard look.

"...just wait and see."

After speaking, he disappeared in place.

Only Xue Sheng was left sitting at the table, slapping the table and laughing wildly for a while, then suddenly thought of something, and patted his head.

"Uh, she hasn't eaten noodles yet..." Wei Dun said, "Forget it, I'll have two bowls, I'm just hungry."

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①Hey hey...

Immortals are unobstructed, heavenly maidens fall into the dust: NO.2 Xi——————————

Morning, Xia Guo.

The winter plums are blooming, and the first snow is slightly cold.

In the November snow, Nian Changge was dressed in a white shirt, with one inch of hair, one hand clenched in a fist in front of his chest;

He is really chivalrous in this current body, with sword eyebrows and starry eyes, and awe-inspiring righteousness. If others see him, they may think that he is the little Taoist leader from the Daoist temple.

Nian Changge's appearance has always been excellent...as long as he doesn't say a few brothel words.

How do you say that?What a handsome man, but it's a pity that he has a mouth...

On the other hand, Bai Yin was very relaxed.

He is wearing sportswear, with a peaked cap on his head, sneakers on his feet, and a pair of earphones hanging on his chest... To put it simply, he looks like an athletic young man who wakes up early for a morning jog in the park, and he often The kind who is approached by a sports girl with a slender waist, long legs, and a huge body.

Please note that the person mentioned here will be approached, not because he looks like a sportsman, but because he is handsome...

However, we all know his shortcomings... It's a pity that he has a long mouth.

"Changge." With his hands in his pockets, his posture was slack, "I wanted to ask before... aren't you cold?"

"When you reach my level, you won't be cold without wearing clothes." Nian Changge replied, "Bring your own air conditioner, warm in winter and cool in summer."

"Constant Taoism? Is it too energy-consuming?"

Nian Changge thought for a while, and gave an example: "If you were asked to memorize a [-]-word essay...how would you feel?"

"It's done after a quick glance, so why don't I recite every sentence?"

"Mine is similar in nature to your memorizing thesis." Nian Changge said, "It just keeps the energy circulating on the body surface... How can you use Taoism? This kind of thing is the same as breathing, you don't need to teach it .”

Bai Yin fell into silence...

For a long time, he has regarded his "peerless genius" as an objective fact that there is no need to be proud, but also no need to be humble. thing.

Now, he feels this feeling...

"Also." On the opposite side, the voice of Nian Changge came, "If you want to confuse me with this posture that is completely unsuitable for exerting force, and then come and attack me in an instant... then there is no need."

"I know that for the holder of [Suanxian], any posture can be the 'sweet spot'. In other words, I know better than you what Suanxian can do..." He Paused, "Of course, if you don't believe me, try attacking..."

The voice has not yet fallen... The blast has arrived.

Baiyin's attack mainly embodies the eight characters - fast as running thunder, not talking about martial arts.

It has to be said that in terms of "morality", Bai Yin has not made much progress from the beginning to the end, let alone... his mentor is Xue Sheng.

What is it called?This is like a poisonous fire meeting a dark wind, a slut worships a slut god, if necessary, and necessary, Bai Yin doesn’t mind hiding a mouthful of poisonous feces in his mouth, and when he finds a good opportunity, he will pooh his face, what he wants is physical and mental health A psychological double whammy.

His limited humanity is not enough for those who are close to him, but for enemies... of course, he can use whatever he can, as ruthless as he wants.

If at this moment, the person standing opposite is not Nian Changge, but someone else...then the impact of his punch is definitely not the face, but the lower body.

Yes, the "someone else" here also includes Xue Sheng... In other words, if Xue Sheng were replaced, he would definitely be entangled with the fist of Gilgamesh on the spot.

Not to mention Bai Yin's actions here.

In this transition from extremely quiet to extremely dynamic, which only those with the ability to count immortals can do... the old god is still there when he reads Changge, unmoved.

It wasn't until the fist approached his face... that he shook his muscles.

And then, in Bai Yin's sight, everything that happened was a bit... magical.

However, Nian Changge turned the back of his left hand in front of the attacking attack ahead of time, clenched his palms into a fist, with phalanges against phalanges; at the same time... the fist held in front of his heart flew out lightly, like a snake like a dragon.

And all of this... was actually completed the moment Bai Yin was about to meet him.

If Bai Yin could see Nian Changge's movements in advance, then, with the skills of the immortals, he could change his moves in advance and attack quickly.

But such a thing as "changing moves only a moment before being hit"... is too magical.

boom--

click-

"Cough cough cough-"

"...That's also possible." Nian Changge finished the unfinished words slowly, put his hands behind his back, lowered his head, and looked down at Bai Yin who fell to the ground with a smile, "You played well, compared to the beginning of the year, it can be said that you have improved rapidly. "

"Ah... I'm familiar with this."

Bai Yin just lay in the snow, with nosebleeds, and stared at the dead fish eyes: "After KO alone, say something like 'Actually you are very strong', which can cause psychological harm to the other party, It can also invisibly prove that you are stronger."

"You have misunderstood me. I am very good at such things, but I don't need proof."

"That means you are really planning to cause psychological harm to me, right? Ah?!" Bai Yin shouted loudly, "What are you talking about! It's too outrageous!"

"First of all, don't be unhappy. When I was still alive, it was a great honor to be beaten up by me once; to be beaten up twice by me is called passing on the legacy; to be beaten up by me every day... "

Bai Yin answered, "That's called masochism."

"...That's called a personal disciple." Nian Changge ignored Bai Yin's complaints, "And then, my state is actually recorded in the strategy game... I am a 'grandmaster', and I just hit you , called 'Extreme Meaning'."

"I understand, I understand..." Bai Yin complained expressionlessly, "The author used your mouth to throw out a new combat power setting, maybe at the end of this volume, I will use it for some reason... ..."

Nian Changge ignored Bai Yin again: "Grandmaster, this is still far away from you, and you are qualified to search for it when you reach the Human God; as for Jiyi... I have been teaching you this since the beginning of the year. After two or three years of practice, it is estimated that it can be barely used."

I don't know why, this guy seems to have a considerable degree of proficiency in "ignoring complaints", and I don't know if it's because he has met a wretch who is especially good at this before...

"...Two or three years." Bai Yin said "tsk" unhappily, "I have never encountered something that allowed me to learn for so long when I grow up so old."

"There are so many things you can learn for a long time." Nian Changge said, raising his eyes, "Here... isn't this here?"

After the words fell... a shadow of a beautiful figure, at some point, has already jumped on Bai Yin in the posture of a filial son crying in front of the coffin in a vulgar TV series, "Dad, what's wrong with you, Dad".

"Owner------"

Miao Wuwu shook Bai Yin's shoulder very vigorously in a voice that sounded like Joseph Joestar shouting "Xi-sa-".

"Master, what's wrong with you, master! Don't scare me, master!"

"..."

Immortals are unobstructed, the heavenly girl falls into the dust: NO.3 Is it appropriate if you can't get hard?

In the blink of an eye, half a year has passed.

In the past six months, Bai Yin frequently asked for leave from his mentor while taking on tasks from the executive department, all of which were assigned by the director.

Ladies and gentlemen, this "director's appointment" does not mean to let Bai Yin go through the back door... On the contrary, when Mr. Fang Yan roughly asked about Bai Yin's mission (the details cannot be disclosed), she looked at Bai Yin with a certain look After a long time, I asked a question:

"Are you the chief's daughter? Such a big enmity..."

Regarding this, Xue Sheng's reason is also very fair and aboveboard: "You are the person I put directly into the executive department without following any procedures. If I arrange some tasks that can be solved with all the shit... wouldn't it be It seems that I am cheating and filling my own pocket?"

Bai Yin said: "Is this the reason why you said this to me while drinking the tea from the Countermeasures Bureau?"

"The nature is different." Xue Sheng replied calmly, "Shooting you into the executive department is essentially the same as stuffing something into a hole in a person's body... It was originally without permission, but it ended up waiting for you to go in." After that, you still can’t get hard, is this appropriate? Obviously not appropriate, you have to show your value.”

Bai Yin was silent for five seconds, then raised the hand with the plaster, tremblingly, and made a firm middle finger.

"Medical Miracles".

Here, I would like to thank Nian Changge.

Although Xue Sheng fooled around with the difficulty of the task in a joking tone, in fact... Bai Yin's task was definitely carefully considered.

What consideration?Black Soul (note: a game with a high difficulty level) type of consideration...

How difficult can those tasks be?The analogy is that you have to bind your hands, and then use both feet to pass Contra and Super Mario at the same time; and... for every life you die, you have to cut off a finger.

Before, Xue Sheng was worried about Bai Yin's partner, but now, since he had Chan Changge, he simply arranged for the latter to be the former's partner—of course he didn't dare to command Bai Yin to chant Changge, but only in private. Li, please Nian Lao, please limit his actions.

Nian Changge knew that Xue Sheng was cultivating Bai Yin, so he readily expressed his cooperation and asked, "To what extent should this 'restriction' be restricted?"

Xue Sheng said: "As long as you don't lose consciousness, don't care about beating the disabled or the disabled, don't shoot."

Nian Changge smiled and agreed...

...From this point of view, neither of these two people is really a good guy.

The intuitive gain brought about by this kind of devil training is that Bai Yin has obtained several achievements, which not only improved the specialization of the talent tree, but also increased his mastery of [Reversal Winter]... The specific situation will be explained below .

On the other hand, although Brother Liu is theoretically not qualified to know too many things about the strategy bureau, Mr. Fang Yan is in the system, and he is obviously a descendant of an extremely heavyweight boss. Pillow wind, you know everything...

So, one day, he asked Bai Yin curiously: Although I know that the literature department is very busy...but I have to ask for leave after all, right?How did you manage to ask for leave so frequently without being criticized?

Bai Yin said calmly, "Get full marks in all majors."

"Let me go, where do you have so much time? Are you also a time wizard?"

"...Is it time-consuming? Just flip through the book in the time to shit."

After listening to it, Brother Liu held back the word "Awesome" for a long time, and decided that whenever he asked Bai Yin such a question in the future, he would replace the word "cow" with "stupid" and tattoo it on his face. , and then his leg was broken by his fiancee—Mr. Fang Yan forbade him to get tattoos.

... Although the date of his marriage has not yet been set, the position of the younger brother in this family seems to have been set.

And then Miao Wu Wu.

Xue Sheng actually talked to Bai Yin about Miao Wuwu, saying that although this girl looks stupid, she is actually very talented and has a good foundation. Regarding this, I can introduce her to a good teacher, not to mention No matter how useful it is, at least it has the power to protect yourself... I asked her for her opinion, but she said that it is up to you to decide.

After Bai Yin pondered, he asked: "The training you mentioned, shouldn't it be my kind?"

Xue Sheng smiled proudly: "Just kidding, do you think everyone is worthy of my punishment?"

Then I don't worry... ass!You finally admitted that those missions were to trick me, right?You don't even bother to cover up, do you?

Bai Yin thought for a moment, then shook his head: "She is born free, so it's better not to force her as a master."

But Xue Sheng said: "You say that, but what you think in your heart is, 'As long as I am strong enough, I can protect her to come and go freely, and her life will be safe'...Is that right?"