my monster girlfriends

After all, even if you are used to defeating others, you don't want to be approached by dozens of Dugu Qiubai who suddenly appear, right...

As for the yin and yang leader who spent his whole life to promote the relationship between the two places, he has long since disappeared—no one knows what he paid for, why he did it, and even where he is and whether he is still alive... …

If someone knew about this man's deeds, they might say he was a hero, a pacifist, a traitor, a beggar and a dog that forsakes honor... But no matter what, they all enjoyed what he brought. imaginary things.

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Tokyo.

"This is a legendary city. It was here that Lord Jiutiao signed a treaty with the countermeasure director at that time. Since then, we have been able to maintain friendship with the extraordinary forces of Xia Kingdom, and then get their support in the subsequent Yaozu turmoil." assistance."

The person who said this was a girl in a shrine maiden costume, plainly dressed, considered pretty, and full of longing.

"But how did I hear that it was made possible by the Marriage of the Yin-Yang Commander?" Another witch said.

"Is it a lie? How could the leader of Yin and Yang get married, he can only recruit a son-in-law."

"Oh, oh, this is unreliable gossip. I also heard that Commander Tokugawa is from the Nites (dead house). It must not be true..."

"That's right, how could Master Tokugawa be a Nit tribe..." The voice of a fan girl said, "That's the legendary figure who mastered the 'Yataka mirror' and 'Manchao jade' at the same time! Even the countermeasures at that time The director only has the Tiancongyun sword as an artifact!"

"However, isn't the Tiancongyun Sword an artifact we enshrine? Why is it used by the people of Xia Kingdom..."

"It seems to be because Tokugawa-sama has a good relationship with the then chief."

"Oh oh, is it the masculine boldness of 'hold this sword well, we must survive this battle, and let's go to the bar together after the end'? So handsome!"

"I heard that Mr. Chief (the way Sakurajima people are used to addressing him) has been sitting in the shrine for a long time. It seems that because the situation was very unstable at that time, he came to help... When he arrives, the entire Sakurajima It's calmed down, the relationship between the two is really good, right?"

"Hey—that's amazing——"

"In this way, it may be true that the Commander of Yin and Yang married in the past. Such a powerful and handsome person, if I become the Commander, I will definitely not refuse."

"What are you fantasizing about? Let's think about how to pass tomorrow's Yin-Yang assessment."

"It's too much! Why do you remind me of this kind of thing! Ahhhhh——"

——Originally, there were many rules in the shrine. Discussions like this among junior high school students would never have happened in the past.

But I don’t know which Yin-Yang leader suddenly waved his hand and chanted “We must keep pace with the times” and crossed out many regulations that restrained human nature; Thoughts, after a long time, it will become like this...

When several witches were chattering about the big man's mess in the alley... a figure suddenly appeared in front of them.

"Hey, look at that guy—wow, so handsome..."

"Wait! Don't go there, something is wrong."

"There's something wrong, if you get hit on by me, don't envy me in the future."

During this discussion... that figure gradually solidified.

At this time, his body was extremely miserable, his bones were shattered, his face was pale, blood was bleeding from the corner of his lips, he was in such a state of embarrassment as if he was being hunted down by something.

But... even so, he still maintained a certain calmness, as if... the injuries on his body were nothing to be concerned about.

"Good evening, ladies, the moonlight is beautiful and the wind is gentle today."

"Let me introduce myself, my name is Ruhu."

A kind of mocking, evil smile appeared on the corner of his lips.

"We met for the first time...can you let me borrow your shadows—"

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①Physical examination, one watch for life.

② Compensation with a small episode——

(Due to physical reasons, many things cannot be eaten, and I have always been the chef of the emperor's wife)

Uncle Huang: Let me take a look... shoot cucumbers, lettuce, celery, and cabbage (looks desperate) Is this feeding a giraffe?

Sister-in-law: Your own body is my fault.

Uncle Huang: Anyway, I'm a little meaty...

Sister-in-law: (Compare an "X" with both hands)

Uncle Huang: If you are like this, I will be depressed, really.

Sister-in-law Huang: (Thinking for a while) Well, I'll give you something delicious tonight.

Uncle Emperor: Oh...

(to evening)

Uncle Huang: (Looking at a peeled cucumber)...you call this delicious?

Queen's Wife: I didn't say it was now.

Uncle Huang: I can't have supper either... (Pauses suddenly) Oh.

Sister-in-law: (blushing a little) What, no?

Uncle Emperor: All right, all right...

(Look, men are actually very satisfied...)

Immortals are unobstructed, heavenly maidens fall into the dust: NO.19 The three in the midfield: the leader of the meow and the queen of dogs

The little Miao Wuwu sat on the high platform, holding a small plastic bag in his hand.

On the slope leading to the high ground, there are dry camphor and maple trees.

Cats naturally like high places because of their soft pads and small bodies.

Miao Wuwu was not always so lively, or that kind of vigor was rare in front of Bai Yin.

The cat will only roll around coquettishly in front of its owner, begging to be petted. If a stranger reaches out, it will usually get a few bright red scratches.

Sometimes, Miao Wuwu would sit on the guardrail by the river as she is now, watching the green willow branches swaying and the flowing water sparkle like scales.

A voice came from behind: "You still like to stay in this kind of place."

Miao Wuwu didn't turn her head back: "I want you to take care of it."

"I'm not qualified to control you, but I have the right to control myself, right?" The voice laughed, "It's very easy for you cats to come up, just jump and jump; Take the ladder...you have to go down there later."

"You can also learn from me and jump directly."

"Then I'll be crippled for life, or dog meat hot pot or something."

"Blame me? Try to reincarnate as a cat in your next life."

"No, the canine family is pretty good."

The figure imitated Miao Wuwu, stretched out its long legs, stepped over the guardrail in an elegant posture of a hurdler, and then sat beside it.

Miao Wuwu turned her head.

From the reflection of the cat pupils, we can see a slender figure... She has long black hair, slender legs, and a rather predictable bust. Her eyes are always squinted and she looks like she is smiling .

With such a figure, sitting next to Miao Wuwu always gives people the feeling of a mother and daughter talking...

Miao Wuwu stretched out the plastic bag in her hand, "Here, milk tea."

"I want another glass."

"My guests still have so many demands?"

"I'm not a picky eater, I can basically eat anything." Quan Niangxu looked at her eyes, "But chocolate is not included, and neither is chocolate milk tea."

"Anyway, you can't die, maybe you will have the courage to rebel against your master when you go home."

"...Compared to my master, I am now more and more curious about what kind of human being your master is, really."

Chocolate contains theobromine, a substance that humans can easily excrete, but it is highly toxic to dogs. Its side effects include diarrhea, vomiting, muscle convulsions, and death from damage to the heart and nervous system. Sugar-baked chocolate can be fatal if a dog swallows [-] grams.

Monsters like her don't need to be so cautious, no matter how much they eat, it is nothing more than the result of "severe drunkenness" and there is no danger of death.

...The problem is that she won't die physically, but it doesn't mean she won't die socially. Anyway, the memory of the last time she was "drunk" is still unbearable for her to look back on.

Let me introduce here, this name is Chunchun, and the name column of the countermeasure bureau is "Yang Chun'er", which is probably the dog-shaped name with the redundant characters removed, the owner's surname added in front, and a partial The feminine "son".

...Although it is quite perfunctory, at least it is different from Miao Wuwu, who is given a name after calling out. If the source of "Yang Chun'er" is ignored...it is even quite poetic.

As for the identity... This is the founder and first queen of the "Wangcai Empire", who is in charge of the life and death of all canine creatures in the nearby three streets. ", it is this...

In the eyes of others, the conversation between the two may be just "two college girls asking each other out to chat", but in fact, this meeting can be called a "formal meeting of the leaders of the two organizations". He threw the milk tea on the ground, and eight hundred swordsmen came out with a "shua", and the grass and trees were suddenly full of murderous intent...

...well, seriously.

"Wangcai Empire" and "House Cat Alliance" do exist, but the relationship between Yang Chun'er and Miao Wuwu is not at the point of imminent... To be precise, the relationship between the two is actually good.

If not, when Miao Wuwu tricked Yang Chun'er into eating chocolate, the former should have been beaten to death by the angry bitch...

Yang Chun'er inserted the straw into the cup, took a sip, and said, "You're not in a good mood recently."

Miao Wuwu looked at the dead branches on the street, biting the straw, "No."

"Have."

"No."

"Have."

"Just not."

"Have."

"You are so annoying!" Miao Wuwu turned her head, her face full of displeasure, "Do you want me to buy you some bones before you can calm down?"

"Your fierce words won't serve any purpose, except to prove that I'm right." Yang Chun'er was still smiling, "What's bothering you, why don't you tell me?"

"Are we on good terms?"

"Of course, you even bought me milk tea." Yang Chun'er teased, "Chocolate flavor."

Miao Wuwu opened her mouth, but no sound came out of her throat, as if she agreed.She bit the straw, her lips and teeth were unclear.

"that is……"

This syllable was repeated two or three times, and suddenly he lowered his little head again, with a dejected expression on his face.

"...don't talk about it."

Yang Chun'er tilted her head: "Do you know what your expression looks like now?"

Miao Wuwu didn't speak, just looked at her.

"Like a lost cat."

"...I was originally a cat."

"So, it's been thrown away now?"

Miao Wuwu had nothing to say.

She muttered: "It's not that I was thrown away... I won't be thrown away, definitely not." Her tone was clear and firm, but she felt inexplicably dejected, "I told me before I left, that I will be back at the beginning of the year... ...he keeps his word...always keeps his word."

"That's just missing him."

Miao Wuwu blinked: "What is missing?"

"Is there any meaning to this word that I don't know?" Yang Chun'er thought for a while, "It's probably like...you miss the taste of fish if you don't eat fish for a day."

"It can be regarded as not eating fish for a month, and I don't feel this way." Miao Wuwu said in a low voice, "...Now, it's only been three days."

"It means that he is more important to you than a fish, much more important." Yang Chun'er smiled, "We monsters are all like this... because we accepted the true kindness when we were ignorant, so I want to always Be by his side all the time, no matter the human form, the main body, or even in any way...as long as it can achieve the goal, it doesn't matter what kind of cat you are, but our canine family is like this anyway."

"Now you are like this, you can't do it."

"...Why?" Miao Wuwu asked.

"Because human beings are different creatures from us—it's not such a boring thing as racial segregation, it's just that human beings are very fragile. They will get sick and die young. Even if there is no disease or disaster, they will gradually grow old. In the end, They will all part."

Yang Chun'er looked at the sky, with floating clouds reflected in her pupils, her tone was indifferent.

"If you can't even stand the loneliness now, what should you do after the real parting? Let those good memories be buried together? Let your heart die with him?"

"How can it be... like this?"