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Immortals are unhindered, the heavenly girl falls into the dust: NO.20 Fang Xi, the knot in the midfield

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"Please come in."

When Nian Changge walked into the private room, there was already a person sitting inside, holding chopsticks, cooking meat in the pot.

The pot is an exquisite copper pot; the meat is the best mutton.

If it is placed outside, it will definitely cost a lot to ask the store to display such a set for you.

But... the man in the room didn't spend a penny.

Why, because this is a public meal...

Look at those soldiers in the army, do they spend money on meals in the cafeteria?Even if there is a lot of fish and meat, many people are willing to pay for it out of their own pockets.

Is this person worthy of such an exquisite public meal?

The answer is yes.

Even if you really get to the bottom of it...it's definitely not that he is not worthy of this meal, but that this meal is not worthy of him.

"Hey." Nian Changge shook his nose, "This smells really good."

"Eating better."

As the man said, he guessed that the heat was almost ready, so he scooped up a piece of meat for himself, dipped it in the sauce dish, and put it in his own bowl.

Nian Changge walked over and sat beside her.

"The master in the cafeteria made it for you?"

"Well, I heard that it is the master of the state banquet... According to my personal taste, it is not in vain."

"Didn't you pay?"

"Do I still have to pay for a meal here?"

"That's for sure." Nian Changge said with a smile, "At that time... don't talk about eating hot pot, it would cost money to eat two steamed buns. Occasionally, if you come to two meat buns, you can't wait to kneel down and kowtow to the cafeteria master."

"I've never heard of this." The man was eating mutton, his lips and teeth were unclear, "You are the director... Are you so shivering?"

"Hey, don't tell me." Nian Changge picked up the chopsticks by himself, imitated the other party, and fished a piece of meat from the pot, "For me, the biggest benefit of being the director is the new cafeteria. Master has to leave me two steamed buns stuffed with pork and scallions for breakfast, and half a bowl of mutton soup for lunch."

As he spoke, he smacked his lips, "On a cold day, the steaming steamed stuffed buns are covered with white mist, and there is a layer of soft white flour on the outside. When you take a bite, your mouth will be full of oil... that taste is so, so delicious. Very dripping."

"Oh... You are good to everyone." The man paused, "You are just too bad to yourself."

"Hehe... History has always been like this." Nian Changge said, "As long as those in power do well, it is enough to cover up all the problems in personal morality. Don't say that eating a simple meal like you is a great achievement. The tyranny is endless, the wine pool is full of meat, and there will be descendants who will cleanse the land for you and hold you on the throne."

He chewed the mutton, "As for me, no matter how upright and honest I am, with a clear conscience, as long as I fail to make achievements, it is the greatest original sin and I will be crucified on the pillar of shame... In another hundred years, my image , It is estimated that it is 'so great, tyrannical, wine pool and meat forest'."

After he finished speaking, he looked at the other party with a smile, "Do you think so, Fang Xiaoyou?"

After the words fell, Fang Xi's movements paused for a moment... However, he raised his chopsticks again, as if the pause was just an illusion: "This name is really nostalgic."

Let me introduce, this person, surnamed Fang Mingxi, is the chief of the countermeasures bureau trained by Nian Changge himself. At the same time... he can also be called the person in power who has experienced one of the most wonderful experiences in the history of the countermeasures bureau. The degree of twists and turns is completely acceptable. Write an online novel of 150 million words.

"That's right, things are different and people are different..." Nian Changge said with emotion, "Back then, when I was old and you were young, I called you 'Fang Xiaoyou', but who would have thought that now, it's the other way around, and it's really good luck. Fool... At your current age, it's not too much for me to call you grandpa."

Fang Xi nodded: "You are calling."

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"I don't mind, really, come on, come on, call Grandpa, listen, I will definitely perform a consolation on the spot, I don't want money if my acting skills are not realistic enough."

Read the long song: "..."

After about two seconds of silence, he squeezed out a sentence through his teeth: "I'm sure now that you are not someone else's fake..."

Isn't it?Just like this tone of wishing someone would hack him to death with a knife, there was no one else but him.

You know, this guy who dared to poke holes in his father's condoms back then...

"By the way, how is Qu'er now?" Nian Changge asked again.

The endorsement here, the "Qu'er" here, whose full name is "Nian Qu'er", is the only granddaughter of Nian Changge. One of the wives of...

"It's pretty good." Fang Xi said, "It's about like that... raising flowers every day, reading books, doing calculations, beating my husband and so on... living a good life."

"……Thanks for your hard work."

"It's not hard, and I didn't say I won't fight back."

Nian Changge raised his eyebrows lightly: "Do you dare to fight back?"

"...Of course, I didn't say to fight back." Fang Xi didn't change his face, "I just didn't fight back, and I didn't say that I couldn't pay back anything..."

"...It seems that you have a good relationship."

Isn't it not bad, if it's another couple, how can they be so exciting when they are over [-] years old?

Oh yes, other couples don't live to be more than a hundred years old at all...

"Okay, okay, after such a long time, I'm very relieved to see that you are still the same." Nian Changge felt that if the topic continued like this, Fang Xi would probably have a detailed discussion with himself on his usual posture, Therefore, he said, "Let's stop the gossip first... I have something to ask."

"Heh..." Fang Xi smiled, "I said to leave the matter to the young people, but the result is still unavoidable...It's not just me, you are also the same." He put down his chopsticks, his expression was a little serious, "You Just ask, I... know everything."

He is such a person, when he is not serious, he can make people's scalp tingle, but when he is serious, there is an aura of "this person is reliable" all over his body.

"What's the matter with Bai Yin? What's the matter with 'now'? What's the matter with Xue Sheng? I always wanted to ask, but I just didn't find the time." Nian Changge cut to the chase, "You know what I'm asking."

"Oh." Fang Xi said, "Did you see it..." Having said that, he didn't have the slightest hint of "surprisingly" on his face, "You are asking the right person... This matter is really not much. Personally know."

After a pause, "So, where should I start..."

In the cold winter, the moonlight is cold and the cold wind prevails, but it is blocked by doors and windows.

This is the strategy bureau, a place where thousands of secrets are stored, so, of course... the secret of this conversation, from beginning to end, is known only by the two people who are talking.

I do not know how long it has been.

"...Is that so?" Nian Changge chewed on the huge amount of information, looked at Fang Xi with complicated eyes, "You... did a good job."

After a pause, "It's really, really good, so good...it makes me proud."

"I like to hear that." Fang Xi smiled, "Is there anything else?"

"Not for now."

"Well, since you're all right, I have a request."

"You still need to ask me now?" Nian Changge thought for a while, "Oh...does it have something to do with me?"

"Nian Lao Yingming." Fang Xi took a sip of tea, "Actually, since you passed away, I have been missing you..."

"The dead are like this, there is no need for that."

Fang Xi continued: "I think... Back then you beat me so many times under the name of 'dual training'... How can I repay you if you die?"

After saying this... A bad guess had already arisen in Nian Changge's heart.

Sure enough, Fang Xi smiled, "Fortunately, hard work pays off. Opportunities are like a male god's spare tire. As long as you are willing to wait, you can always wait until the right (just crotch) time..."

"Nian Lao, there is a chance... let's practice it?"

About two seconds of silence.

Nian Changge coughed lightly, and took a sip of water to cover up.

"……Reconsideration."

Immortals are unhindered, the celestial girl falls into the dust: NO.21 prologue kiss

Bai Yin felt that something was wrong.

In fact, with his keenness, he should have noticed some things earlier, but the time spent with the little goblin was so good that he would rather ignore some things that were wrong... His nature is never the same as being on duty with the person he has a crush on. It will be almost exhausted, men and women are matched, and work is not tiring. The ancients are sincere and do not deceive themselves.

But now, this kind of ailment is no longer "ordinary", and each of the doubts has even become so dense that it is like someone saying "I have a showdown, I am a billionaire" with a cheap face, provoking Bai Yin The point of IQ.

The first clues appeared years ago.

At that time, the new year was approaching, and the shops on the street were hung with bright red curtains or lanterns. By this time, everyone had already had a holiday, and the streets became lively, and people gathered from time to time, in twos and threes , some are a family, some are unformed families, like lovers or something; some are a group of pure men—well, maybe they are also an unformed family...

All in all, in such a noisy environment, Xueli was visibly excited. She was like a child attending a temple fair for the first time.

At that time, she pulled Bai Yin excitedly to a stall where a "matryoshka game" was going on - probably the kind we often see, with a layer of cloth on the ground, and a few dolls or toys on the cloth , the stall owner is responsible for selling plastic rings of different sizes, and the rules are simple and easy to understand: give it if you fit it.

As for those who have no business ethics, the guests who won the big prize but cheated... We can imagine the ending of these people falling into the hands of Brother Bai.

At that time, Xueli took the initiative to move over, but she didn't want to throw it herself... She took a circle from the stall owner, then handed it to Bai Yin, blinking:

"Abai, come here."

"Okay." Bai Yin didn't hesitate.

He took the circle, walked outside the line under the expectant eyes of the goblin, and asked, "Which one do you want?"

"I want that one!" said the little goblin, pointing to a big-headed goose among a series of dolls... Judging from its appearance, this goose has beautiful curves and white down. It is definitely not cheap, and its difficulty is also It is worthy of its appearance-the goose has no rope wrapped around its feet.

Simply put... this is an irregular moving target.

"Is it considered a big prize..." Bai Yin smirked, "You really have confidence in me."

Hmm... It's just a matryoshka, there's no need to take it too seriously, let's experience the "unknown" fun after a long absence, if you don't get it, just buy a few more circles, it's not bad.

It's not easy for the stall owner to set up a stall in the cold weather, so he doesn't need to be considered a fairy...

"Of course." Xueli gave a thumbs up, "If you hit it once, there will be a reward!"

After saying this, many onlookers showed knowing smiles.

When a beautiful girl says a line like "If you can xxx, I will reward you" to another boy who is obviously intimately connected and has no blood relationship... the content of this "reward" is very It may be the type that is not suitable for showing in front of outsiders.

If it was another young man, after saying such a sentence, his face would definitely show a serious expression comparable to "there are only the last two people left in the finals of PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds". At this time, what he was holding in his hand was no longer a ferrule. , but the mouse of the life and death game of the world-class e-sports finals-except for the mammoth, there is nothing that can stop me!

But is Bai Yin an ordinary person?

of course not.

So, he was neither excited nor serious, just stood where he was, as if the little fairy's words didn't reach his ears at all.

He only did one thing - to start counting immortals.

【...I am not a human being, but you are a real dog. 】

Tucao came in my mind.

at the same time……

call out--

Accompanied by the slight sound of airflow, a ferrule thrown by Bai Yin with the Tang Sect technique flew straight out.

The so-called hidden weapons are like bullets... Every bullet should be sacred, it is like life, there is no second chance to start over.

However, the moment he threw it out, Bai Yin felt...wrong.

Although he didn't perceive the "trajectory of energy running" in his sense of immortality, but... a certain intuition told him that at the moment he threw the loop, there was an invisible energy that interfered with the flight. track.

"Hey... I thought things like 'making a baby with abilities' were boring enough, but in the end, is there anyone more boring than me..." Bai Yin thought to himself, "Considering the motive, could it be The owner of the stall? Let me go, with this method, what kind of stall are you setting up... Welcome to the Countermeasures Bureau!"

This series of thoughts is unknown to others.

However... something even more unexpected happened.

Just when Bai Yin thought that he had been caught by surprise this time... the hoop landed on the swan's neck with a "snap" along a certain natural arc.

One hit.

"...?"

Not to mention Bai Yin's doubts.

Almost at the moment when Bai Yin was caught in the trap, loud cheers erupted from the crowd—since ancient times, watching the excitement has been a traditional virtue of the people of the world, and just now, Bai Yin's "winning a big prize in a trap" was so exciting, Comparable to putting five bullets in the "Russian roulette" and surviving... certainly cause for celebration.

And Xueli lived up to everyone's expectations and came over and gave Bai Yin a big hug.

"oh oh----"

Originally, Bai Yin didn't pay much attention to those onlookers nearby, why should others praise his brother Bai for his work?

...Bai Yin thought so until someone who had watched too many idol dramas suddenly yelled "kiss me"...

"It's not good, can I just escape..."