my monster girlfriends

Bai Yin looked at the enthusiastic onlookers (it's not a big deal to watch the excitement), and said in a voice that only he and Xueli could hear: "There are too many people around, we can't get out..."

Looking around, "Ah Li, can your move 'Move with the Snow' work? Once out of sight, they should soon forget you, and it won't cause any restlessness..."

Xueli, who was buried in Baiyin's chest, suddenly said: "...Actually, there are other solutions."

any solution?

Bai Yin failed to ask this sentence.

Because at this moment, a force suddenly pressed down from the back of his head, and at this moment... the girl in front of him, hugging him, raised her head as if she was already ready, revealing her neck as white as a swan.

So, the slightly dry lips and the soft flowery lips fit together like this...

It was an unprecedented texture, warm and soft, like a cool jelly, as if melting at any time, with the fragrance of gardenia.

It was an unprecedented experience. The heart beat faster, hormones were secreted, and the blood flowed rapidly, like a rushing river in the blood vessels.

It was clearly a cold physical sensation, but it carried a warmth that had never been seen before.

The sun falls like fine gold.

In the crowd, there was a huge noise.

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①Physical examination, one more.

②I will have frequent physical examinations these days, usually two shifts, and I will try my best during the physical examinations, but the first shift of the day is indeed unavoidable...

Immortals are unhindered, heavenly maidens fall into the dust: NO.22 Kiss back in one scene

On the street, Bai Yin was walking behind and Xueli was walking in front, holding a... a big goose in his arms.

"I've been here before."

Bai Yin started with this sentence.

"I came here with my dad at the time. He was going on a business trip, but it wasn't something very important, so he took me along...because at that time I took the train for half the price."

Xueli was very interested in Bai Yin's past, he didn't say anything, but just listened carefully, occasionally showing an inexplicable smile.

"At that time, this street was not as bustling as it is now... It was probably what we saw on the outskirts of the city before. Those tall buildings used to be low-rise bungalows, and there were dense stalls on both sides of the road. Compared with now, there is a big difference. Too much."

"Aren't there stalls now?" Xueli patted the big goose's head.

"At that time, there were much more stalls than there are now. Standing on one side of the road and looking at the past, it stretched all the way to the other side. The dark crowd was like a long queue... There were also all kinds of goods on the street. I went there every day, selling vegetables, Oiling, pouring vinegar, or playing around, nesting dolls, fishing, ballooning... Anyway, it’s all played by children, and it’s very noisy.”

"Ah Bai was very young, right? Didn't you try to play?"

"I was teased and played by my dad, but at that time, I still couldn't restrain myself from counting immortals." Bai Yin shrugged, "Then, you know, I guess after that, there should be another 'Bai Yin and the dog' No entry' sign anymore..."

Xueli covered her mouth and snickered.

But with a twitch in her heart, she couldn't help thinking of the scene Bai Yin said... Matryoshka dolls, fishing, ballooning, the fun of these things should lie in the "unknown", right?Success and failure are unknown, gains and losses are unknown, hits and misses are still unknown.

Even if it is an extreme genius, it is nothing more than making the probability of "missing" infinitely close to zero... No matter how infinitely close to zero, it is still greater than zero, which means that he still has the possibility of progress, and represents his "effort" And there is value—even the value of self-comfort.

But for Bai Yin at that time, the probability of missing was zero—either close to zero, or zero. Humans may make mistakes, but numbers don't, and counting immortals is a peak ability in calculation.

In the eyes of others, he may be very envious, but at that time, he would only feel bored, right?It’s like a tennis game with rough picture quality on an old-fashioned game console. Others need to keep an eye on the trajectory of the pixel movement, then adjust the position, and press the swing button at the right time. The dance on the tip is the core fun of the game.

But what about Bai Yin?He doesn't have to manipulate characters, keep an eye on the tennis ball, or even judge timing...he just presses the swing, presses, presses, and wins - where's the "fun" then?

... In this case, I can understand his lazy appearance, because for him, too many things are boring, and of course he can't cheer up.

Thinking of this, Xueli suddenly turned her head: "Ah Bai, do you think I'm boring?"

Then she saw... a look of horror appeared on Bai Yin's face.

...Well, this is quite normal.

When a woman with a very close relationship suddenly says to you a line like "Do you think I'm boring"...you are definitely more horrified than Bai Yin.

"Hey, this kind of bad question—no, questioning..." He thought to himself, "Are you really angry... Anyway, under the condition that the relationship has not been confirmed, the 'kissing in public' The matter is still too much... I remember Xue Nu is also a representative of purity."

Here, some people may ask: No, wasn't it the little goblin's offer of a kiss just now?Why is Bai Yin reflecting here instead?

Here, the gap in experience can be reflected...

In this world, big sisters like Fang Yanjun are rare after all.

Almost all girls, whether subjective or objective, have a touch of "reservedness"...

For example, you and a female classmate of yours are more than friends but less than lovers. It coincides with Christmas or Valentine’s Day. The two singles contact each other on the phone and hit it off immediately. Then they go out to eat, watch movies, fish for goldfish, and talk about life...

When the night was getting dark and you offered "I'll take you home", she touched her pocket, "panicked" and said, "Ah! I didn't bring the key." After touching it for a while, she said again with a "sad face" : "I only brought my ID card..."

Look, how caring... You can forget the keys that can enter hundreds of thousands of houses, and you still carry the ID card that costs 20 yuan to replace.

At this time, anyone with a normal IQ should understand what she means—of course, if someone can say at this time, "It just so happens that I brought it too, so... let's go to the Internet cafe for a night!", when I didn't say...

So, I had nothing to say all night. To describe it in one sentence, it is... "The subway sign reads: Stand firm and support yourself. Tonight, I plan to remind you like this." ①

Then the next day, she got up early, threw a pillow at you with a blushing face, and yelled "it's all your fault"... At this time, do you say "yes, I will take responsibility" or come with an innocent face What about the sentence "Obviously you took the initiative"?

Yes, of course she took the initiative, the whole world knew that it was her initiative, even she herself knew that it was her initiative.

But...Only in your mouth, it can't be "you took the initiative", it can only be "I'm sorry, I am obsessed with sex" - after finishing the latter sentence, you can add another sentence "let's date", success The rate is as high as 90.00% nine...

Of course, if your surname is Jia, and those sisters took out five red tickets from their wallets and walked away, then I didn’t say anything...②

This... is "experience".

Does Bai Yin have experience?

No, but he has a fortune...

We have also mentioned the shortcoming of the ability to count immortals - it only counts the number of days, not the hearts of the people.

Even Bai Yin... can only make inferences based on "past knowledge".

But now, based on Xueli's sudden question, he came to a conclusion: she was ashamed of Cai Cai's intimate contact with me, and wanted me to express something.

What I want to get from the question "Am I bored" is definitely not "Indeed, you are very self-aware", but a response like "No, you will always remain attractive in my heart"...

Well, think about it. After all, she is a symbol of purity. Although she has a close relationship with me, the "hug" is already out of line... "Forced to kiss actively under the atmosphere" will definitely make me angry for a long time ...

So... the only way to "reply"?

In Xueli's strange expression of "Is the question I asked difficult to answer? Why did Ah Bai have to think for so long"... Bai Yin took a light breath.

walk in.

Hold her shoulder.

"Ah... Ah Bai?" The sudden approach made Xueli stutter.

"It won't be boring." Bai Yin looked directly into her eyes, "Never, ever will be boring."

... I am very happy to get this answer, but why are you so close?

And then, she got the answer... the answer that made the skin of the snow girl with snow flowing in her body warm up.

The answer to sealed lips.

——Instead of talking about him, it is better to take the initiative to cover up the "unpleasant" feeling in the girl's heart.

As for what to do next... Well, I'll think about it later... These lips are really soft...

Bai Yin gave up thinking.

Below, the big goose that was thrown on the ground tilted its neck, looked at the entangled figure as if there was no one else there, and showed confused little eyes.

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① "Stand firm and support well" by Du's advertising genius

②From "Under One Person", in the plot, Jia Zhengliang was slept by Fengshayan for a night, and the next morning, Sister Sha threw down five tickets and walked away...

Immortals are not hindered, the heavenly girl falls into the dust: NO.23 The body needs to melt in the second act! (real)

Phone calls.

"Hello, the number you dialed is temporarily unavailable, please try again later, suck...sorry, the..."

"Pretend to be an operator and at least change to a female voice? It's too perfunctory to speak directly." Bai Yin complained, "...and there is a sound of smacking lips in the middle!"

"Tch, have you been found?"

"You didn't even try to hide it!"

"Okay, okay, I'm eating here, um... put your farts away." Xue Sheng's voice came from the phone, "If I remember correctly, you should be honeymooning with the little girl Xue Nu right now. ...Why do you suddenly have time to call me?"

"Something happened."

"Big deal?"

"It's not a big deal... But I won't call for small things." Bai Yin said, "It's already dinner time. Listening to you will make you lose your appetite."

"Well, this irony is good." Not only was Xue Sheng not angry, but he even praised, "With your wit, there should be no such thing as an emotional crisis; What event requires force... I think about it..."

He paused for a moment and asked, "Oh, I understand." He paused again, presumably with a bite of food, "Don't worry, it's not a big deal."

"Oh? You already know?"

On the other side, Bai Yin looked at the ground, could it be that Xue Sheng was so clever?While eating, he could still learn about the situation on his side?

"Ah, it's not something difficult to guess... According to your personality and ability, if you exclude it a little, there are not many possibilities left."

When Xue Sheng said this, he paused for two seconds.

Just as Bai Yin was holding his breath and waiting for the next article seriously... only to hear, a voice came from the phone:

"Don't worry... Although there is no reproductive isolation between humans and demons, after all, their physiological structures are different... It is not so easy to have offspring." Xue Sheng said, "However, according to my own experience... Before you get married, let’s make some safety equipment at last. In this case, it’s good for both of you—of course, even if you don’t want to raise children, you can still send them to the Countermeasures Bureau. Half demons are all talented, not to mention parents are still You... when the time comes, I will make an exception to accept a disciple, and it will not be worth anything."

About two seconds of silence...

"You..." The corners of Baiyin's mouth twitched, "...what are you talking about?"

"Ah?" Xue Sheng said, "Didn't you call because you were worried about getting pregnant after the two of you shot each other?"

After finishing speaking, I added: "I learned from a foreign friend that you lived in the presidential suite of the Norman Hotel... as the saying goes, drunk and beautiful, awake and in charge of the world, that kind of atmosphere, that kind of environment , money is your servant, beauty is by your side, it's normal for a man to hold back... Don't worry, I won't laugh at you, after all... I couldn't hold back when I was young."

"Suddenly a very useless black material exploded!" Bai Yin said loudly, "God is so drunk and beautiful! If you are so straightforward, you will definitely not let this book fall into a very dangerous situation Is it? By the way, what kind of image do I have in your heart! Am I such an unstable person! "

"No, no, if that beauty is a sugar-coated cannonball thrown by the enemy, if you don't hold on, and you are pinched in a double sense, then you will be called weak-willed." Xue Sheng said, "And like you...a childhood sweetheart , with a thin waist and long legs, long-term love, unparalleled beauty, free of bride price, free of car rental, and frankly free of mother-in-law, but she can still hold back... can only be called gay."

After finishing speaking, Xue Sheng asked: "Then, I'm curious... If it wasn't for this, why did you call me?"

"This...how should I put it?" Bai Yin glanced at the ground, "Xueli...it turned into water."

Xue Sheng was silent for two seconds: "...Chang Wei, you still say you don't know martial arts?" After a slight pause, "It's all turned into water...Young man, you have to be restrained, as the saying goes, you don't know when you are young..."

"No, the 'turning into water' here is not some kind of metaphor with a dirty meaning." Before Xue Sheng could say a more dangerous line, Bai Yin interrupted him decisively, "The 'turning into water' here , literally... she melted."

Xue Sheng's tone suddenly became serious.

"Have you been attacked?"

"No." Bai Yin said, "Actually, I can still feel her energy flow, her breath of life..." His tone was rarely tangled, "but...she is indeed 'melting' now The state of the situation... What is the situation here?"

"Oh—" Xue Sheng's tone changed back to sarcasm, "Understood."

"Do you really understand?"

"I really understand."

"Are you sure you 'understand', and didn't go in a certain direction that you can't pass the trial if you say it?" Bai Yin asked cautiously.

"I definitely didn't." Xue Sheng said, "But... you, whether you have done it or not, then maybe."

"……speak English."

"Okay..." Xue Sheng said, "The existence of Xuenv is essentially a half-energy creature. If the world itself is compared to human beings, then what Xuenv symbolizes is the emotion of 'winter'."

"mood?"

"Yes, emotions. If you want to know the details, you can ask the scientific researcher whose name you don't deserve to know about the situation. He will be happy to give you a science introduction." Xue Sheng said, "Simply speaking, Snow Girl's body Not entirely made of 'matter', that's why she can do things like 'walk with the snow'... and because she symbolizes the emotion of 'winter', her own emotions can also affect Her own state."

"This doesn't sound very good." Bai Yin said, "It can be regarded as a fatal weakness."