my monster girlfriends

For example, at this moment, our Lord Demon Emperor looked at Xue Sheng with a wonderful expression for a few seconds... After a long time, he forced out a word through his teeth.

"...Yes." After a pause, he said calmly, "Thank you."

...Yes, no matter what the subjective emotion is, as long as the other party really helps her, Long Chi will still sincerely thank her... This is her pride.

How else could she say that she would never be able to defeat Xue Sheng?The so-called gentleman bullies him, and Long Chi is quite a gentleman. In comparison, Xue Sheng is a complete villain.

It's just that this is the limit... After the words fell, Long Chi waved his hand and left without wanting to say a word.

Only Xue Sheng was left alone, sitting on the rather comfortable sofa chair, sipping tea, and muttering to himself:

"The strength is okay, but a little naive..."

You know, the judging standard of the game is "judged by the relationship between the hero and the heroine at the end"... After all, if it is to win, Long Chi doesn't need to think of a way to "reasonably contact Baiyin", he doubts it Go, it is just right to take the initiative to avoid it, then she will naturally win, and she can still use the excuse of "he actively avoided it", even Xue Sheng has nothing to say.

"Tsk tsk, the concept has been secretly changed..." Xue Sheng smiled, and suddenly thought of something, "Wait... Thinking about it this way, what is the little goblin planning for her? Let me introduce it to my best friend. The way to attack your husband? Hiss—are all the monster races so open? Should I also find one..."

"What did you say?" Suddenly, a voice came.

"... just kidding, just kidding."

No matter how coquettish a person is, there are also girls who are afraid.

......

time, back to the present.

...When the communication with Miss Chi about the task just started, I experienced some kind of huge setback.

The executive of the dignified countermeasure bureau has not even known the content of the mission until now. The level of absurdity of this kind of thing is comparable to the governor of the United States pulling his pants down at the scene of the press conference.

"Chi, my name is Chi. In the future, we will be teammates who cannot have any doubts about each other. If we keep adding suffixes to our names, it will be very troublesome."

"Whatever you want, I don't care about these things." Long Chi said.

"Okay, now, just to be sure, I'll ask again... Do you know the content of our mission?"

"I don't know." The girl shook her head, "But the director said that you will take care of all the chores."

Bai Yin was silent for two seconds: "May I ask, is your surname Xue?"

"...If I really want to say my surname, my surname is Long."

"Oh...then you are Xue Sheng's illegitimate daughter?" Bai Yin said this in a tone between seriousness and complaints.

After saying this, not to mention Xueli's reaction, Xue Sheng, who was watching with his wife, was in a cold sweat...

"What!" Long Chi was startled, "Why do you think so?"

Nonsense... As long as you are not your own, he will not let you go through the back door to this point.

Of course... Bai Yin didn't say this.

He just laughed dryly: "Hehe...just kidding..."

Walk to the end of the world with my beloved you: NO.5 This demon king is easy to talk to

The conversation with Miss Chi about the task ended in failure.

However, this was not what Bai Yin expected.

Because in his opinion, no matter how unexpected the task assigned to him by Xue Sheng is, it is normal. It's just a difficulty.

In fact, we often encounter things like this. For example, when we were students, the teacher assigns certain tasks and then divides several students into groups...

And what we can learn from it is often only a small part of "how to complete multi-person tasks independently" and most of "people's sorrows and joys are not connected, I just think they are stupid".

Complaining has never been Bai Yin's style, overcoming all difficulties, using any means to complete the task perfectly, and then spitting into his cup of tea when the director is not paying attention is what Bai Yin should do.

Well, before that... the first thing to do is to make this eldest lady obedient.

Although Bai Yin has silently labeled her a "pig teammate", there are differences between pigs and pigs. Obedient pigs can be pets, guard the house, and even serve dishes; disobedient pigs will only become pigs. Braised pork.

Now they are no longer in the embassy, ​​but on the commercial street, with children lying beside the stalls, looking at the colorful wooden horses, pottery and glass products.

"Before I formally explain the content of the task, I must declare one thing." Bai Yin walked ahead, "First of all, under any circumstances... um, what are you looking at?"

Long Chi turned his head, his hair flying, as pure as warm air permeated.

"Nothing, go ahead, I'm listening."

"That's called a Dala wooden horse. In Dalarna hundreds of years ago, adults mostly lived by logging. Once they entered the primeval forest, it took more than half a month. They missed their children and carved wood into wooden horses. As a gift for children... Horses were the main tool for timber transportation at that time, so they were the closest companions of loggers."

"...Is this what you wanted to say just now?"

"No, this is what I want to say to you now." Bai Yin walked over, spent ten seconds, and bought a small blue wooden horse, "Here you are."

Long Chi was stunned for a moment: "You bought this for me?"

"if not?"

"I thought it was you who were interested."

"Do I look like such a naive person?"

Long Chi took it silently. The wooden horse was very small, holding it in his palm, it felt as fragile as pure white snow.

The blue sky, the blue skirt, and the dark blue Trojan horse all have the pure beauty of distilled water.

Looking at her, she was quite happy.

"Thank you."

This is Long Chi, and when we should say thank you, it is absolutely unambiguous.

After being happy for a few seconds, she suddenly realized something and raised her eyes: "Wait, you say I'm naive?"

"Okay, so back to what I said at the beginning..."

"...Are you changing the subject?"

Miss Yaohuang's eyes became a little dangerous.

Poor Bai Yin knows nothing.

......

On the almost deserted street, two figures walked one after the other.

Although the possibility of encountering a passer-by who is proficient in Chinese, the No. 1 language in the world, is unlikely, Bai Yin still chose a slightly remote place.

There are flat stone roads, white roses in the flowers, and cute hares on the lawn.

"First and foremost, during the mission, at any time, you must obey any of my orders." Bai Yin looked at those hares, wondering if he could catch them secretly, and fry them at home, "At any time, any order."

"It's understandable." Long Chi walked beside White Rose, "So it's also acceptable."

"It was a great help." Bai Yin smiled, "If I had known that you would not refuse, I would not have prepared so many words."

"Why refuse? If you have enough obligations, of course you must have the corresponding power. The king of the animal group dominates all the females, the emperor of the monster race has the power of life and death, and the human king enjoys everything in the entire kingdom. Including food, the opposite sex, wealth, etc., this is what should be done, either to rule or be ruled, this has been the case since ancient times, and it will be the same in the future.”

"Hey, you're actually quite reasonable."

"'Really'?" Long Chi repeated the word with awe-inspiring eyes.

"Hey, have you read the tourist brochure for Sweden?"

Has anyone close to you ever said that your way of changing the subject is really clumsy.

——Although Lord Demon Emperor did not make a sound, this sentence was written in her eyes.

Bai Yin pretended not to see...

"I stopped by when I arrived last night. This is a famous local rose garden. It is the best solution for couples to spend their leisure time. You can confess your love to rose bushes, and you know that the people here are more open. So maybe there will be girls who will let their backs lean against the branches, or hold onto the trunk..."

...Although Long Chi doesn't know much about human culture, but... "Is this something we should talk about based on our current relationship?"

She didn't think Bai Yin's words were too outrageous, because there are always some monsters who have no form and are not very particular... In her cognition, the nature of this topic is the same as "The huskies at home have been arguing a lot these days, so I put He had a ligation" not too bad.

"Otherwise, what else can we talk about, mission content?" Bai Yin shrugged, "Leave those to me, and you can't talk about the benefits I should enjoy as a 'ruler' and what you should do as a 'ruled person'." Obligation... damn it!"

"Zixu." Long Chi called out calmly.

"Here!" With a serious expression and a sonorous voice.

"Lead the way, let me see the rose garden you mentioned."

"As ordered."

Bai Yin's expression at this time was like a guard ordered by the Queen of England herself, which is called an extreme glory.

For a noble, graceful, and flawless young lady like Miss Chi, how can she visit the Rose Garden without a tour guide?What if the shoes are dirty by the dust on the ground?What if the skirt is dyed by a sudden gust of wind?What if the eyes are dirty by the girl who is holding the tree trunk or leaning against the branch in the corner?

That's right, the above thoughts are all sincerely expressed by Bai Yin.

It has nothing to do with the air blade that cut off the cloud that she didn't know how far away just now.

Really, nothing at all.

......

"Knowledge enough about current affairs." In the strategy bureau, Nian Changge commented.

"It's not just about knowing the current affairs. In the final analysis, his performance just now was just a temptation." Xue Sheng said, "According to my guess, what he thought just now should be, 'That bastard Xue Sheng will not send someone like Mash Kyrielight, Come over with manufactured products with human shortcomings?'... And those words are just to test these."

(Note: Matthew Kyrielight, the heroine of "fgo", has some artificial heroic spirits with some personality defects.)

After finishing speaking, he shrugged his shoulders, "Although he seemed to be intimidated, he not only found out Long Chi's character, but also learned the information that 'she is very strong'... It can be said that he made a lot of money." Wei Wei Pause, "Although it is not as good as me, but at this age, it is still very powerful."

"Heh...you can't be compared with anyone." Nian Changge said, "Or, being able to compare with you proves his excellence."

"After all, he is the product of 'that ability', and he is the most perfect product... It is expected to have such a performance." Xue Sheng said, "Keep watching... Tsk tsk, I have been looking forward to this drama for a long time .”

Walk to the end of the world with my beloved you: NO.6 This director makes people tangled

No matter how you compare and where you compare, compared with a certain director named Xue, Long Chi is very reasonable.

She is graceful and beautiful, majestic and proud, never disdain to bully the weak, let alone use ghostly tricks.

She is like an iceberg in the sun, hard, stalwart, and transparent. Among the demon clan whose fundamental principles are the survival of the fittest and the weak, there can be someone with her personality, although it is quite different from her innate race. relationship, but it is indeed a rather rare thing.

That's why, when Bai Yin dragged her to a small rental house with only one bathroom and one bedroom in the whole building, and made it clear that this would be their base for the next month, she just expressed Some kind of questioning, instead of patting the former into minced meat with a claw, then stuffing it into the casing with the seasoning, and hanging it outside to dry it into sausages.

It's a pity that Bai Yin in the task state is not as easy to talk as usual, he just said calmly: "What did we say during the day? Any time, any order."

Long Chi said, "At least give me an explanation, obviously the embassy can also live, and there are logistics provided by the Countermeasure Bureau."

Bai Yin didn't turn his head back, "As a man, I only need to explain when I don't come home at night after marriage and have women's hair on my body."

"Stop talking nonsense, or I will let you grow hair all over your body, and it will still be a woman's hair."

"Alas..." Bai Yin sighed, but fortunately, he had already expected this kind of scene, and was ready to speak, "Have you ever played video games?"

Long Chi nodded, she really played it... When she was in the snow mountain, she was taken by the goblin to play some rpg (role-playing) games, and by the way, three controllers were broken.

"Let's take a strategy game as an example... If you were to pvp with the opponent, would you give priority to paying attention to the opponent's lair, or would you pay attention to a camp that doesn't shit?"

Of course, Long Chi couldn't understand the various terms in his words, but she was not stupid, so she changed it a little bit and changed it to "Where the prey will pay attention to the hunter first", and she understood.

This extremely powerful reason directly cut Long Chi's strength by [-]%, and she asked again: "How could the mission target know our whereabouts? The countermeasure bureau has done a good job of keeping secrets."

After finishing the words, she saw Bai Yin and sighed again...

"Because our target this time is Xia Guo people." He used a helpless expression that resembled his father helping his daughter with homework, "For ordinary people, of course, anything related to ability users must be kept secret. , so as not to derive a plot like Professor X and Magneto... But if I am a person who has been in the illegal area for many years, then I must be familiar with the Countermeasures Bureau, just like female high school students are familiar with some local sex crimes The case must be taken very seriously, lest one day the fortune will be bad and the fortune will be lost."

Long Chi said: "It's understandable...but do you have to use this kind of obscene metaphor? This will remind me of a very annoying person."

Obviously, the person she was talking about was Xue Sheng...

"This is a conversation technique, which can make people more impressed by my words. For example, if I want to describe a bad relationship, if I say dryly that it is a life-and-death enmity, then your impression will be very shallow; and if I say , their relationship is like a man and a woman who have never touched each other in ten years of love. They finally had a wedding ceremony and gave birth to a child eight months after marriage. I have spent all my time, energy and money raising my child, only to find out by accident that the child is my blood brother... See, isn't it very impressive?"

After Bai Yin finished the above paragraph, he said, "That's too far... In terms of protecting the safety of the people, the Countermeasure Bureau has always played the role of a tyrant. As long as I dare to touch a commoner, no matter the ends of the world, I have to cut off the dog's head of your criminal gang, and then burn paper money for the people inside... On this point, the countermeasures have never been concealed."

"There are good and bad attitudes. The advantage is that the deterrence is full, the sword points to the world, and the majesty is everywhere. The disadvantage is that it is difficult for us to hide... If I am a criminal, no matter how far I escape, I will always pay attention to the local area. The Asians who appear, let alone the Xia Guo Embassy, ​​even avoid Chinatown.”

After explaining this time, Long Chi has almost been convinced... However, the pride of the dragon species still made her slam her: "Do you think everyone is as cautious as you?"

"Heh..." Bai Yin smiled, "Thinking that every enemy is stupider than oneself is the greatest proof of stupidity."

Long Chi was speechless, and sat on the bed with his lips pursed, without saying a word, as delicate as an unwound doll.

'Oh?Is this kind of attitude..." Bai Yin thought to himself, "I thought I would play some young lady's temper, but it turned out to be quite persuasive? '

Up to now, he still thinks that the other party is some daughter of the ancient clan who came here to practice, and that being arranged here is purely a stumbling block for him... After all, no one would think "my teammate is the Demon King" Ah isn't it.