my monster girlfriends

"I don't have any shortcomings in IQ, or I can say that I'm relatively smart, but I just lack experience...Three views are very positive, and my personality is not arrogant, but I may be used to being pampered at ordinary times, and I am not very adaptable to some things..." Bai Yin muttered in his heart, 'Then, there is strength...'

The so-called peeping through the tube can be seen. Judging from Bai Tian's hand, this young lady either has the ability to be extremely destructive and highly secretive, or she is simply a god.The appearance of a human god cannot be used as the basis for judging age, but a comprehensive judgment, even if he is older, he will never be much older... Hey, where did the monster come from?Did you start cultivating from the womb?

Thinking of this, Bai Yin couldn't help feeling a little bit pained.

Xu You was surprised - shouldn't it be a good thing for Bai Yin that his teammates are too monsters?Or is Bai Yin the kind of slut who doesn't like others?

The endorsement here is naturally not...

Teammates are great, and in most cases, it is a good thing; it is of course even better if they are willing to obey orders when they are great.

But... if we add a premise of "a task assigned by Xue Sheng" to the above situation, then... it will be a bit bad.

If this Miss Chi is the kind of young lady who is only responsible for looking good, Bai Yin will be more at ease besides scolding Xue Sheng secretly for not being a son of man. In the "game" of Yin Yin, irrelevant people are involved... This means that this task will be cumbersome at most, and the difficulty will not be too high.

But now, Long Chi is not only good at fighting, but also very good at fighting, and he has a good outlook and a good personality; this makes Bai Yin have to suspect that this mission is very likely to be rare beyond his imagination, that is, let him give it to him. It is not surprising to him that world-renowned buildings such as the Pentagon, Eiffel Tower, and Big Ben are bombed in a series of terrorist attacks...

From Bai Yin's point of view, instead of expecting Xue Sheng to assign him simple tasks, it is better to expect him to take the initiative to call Dad...

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① The problem of the thumb is updated today.

②Tomorrow and the day after tomorrow are two changes.

③... By the way, since when did my morality become that I have to notify the two shifts in advance?

Walk to the end of the world with my beloved: NO.7 This Bai Yin is too smart

From a scientific point of view, the earth is round, some people are bathed in sunlight, and some are shrouded in darkness, just like the happy and unfortunate people in this world will always exist at the same time, like light and shadow.

Bai Yin sat in front of the rosebushes. The light fragrance of the flowers smelled of being wet with dew.

"Aren't you going to tell me why you came out at night?"

Miss Chi's cold voice is like pure ice in a midsummer night.

"When you came out, I already said that I want to see the night of Sweden, the clear stars, and the streamer of the river."

The young man didn't look back, and looked at the river bank to himself, as if melting in the night wind.

"Do not believe."

"Why don't you believe me, can't I come out to see the night scene?"

"Of course, but I don't think you're that kind of person because there's nothing to see."

Bai Yin smiled, turned his head, and looked from the river to Long Chi's face, smiling wickedly and charmingly.

"I thought you were that kind of social idiot, isn't that quite clear?"

"...Our current relationship is not good enough to joke casually. This time, those who don't know are not guilty. If there is a next time, I will let your palm be put on a plaster cast for a hundred days."

"...The sentence of one hundred days of muscle and bone injury is only applicable to ordinary people. With my physical fitness and Taoism, under extreme conditions, fractures can be healed in about 92 minutes at the fastest, that is I need to take some calcium tablets in the next few days."

Long Chi replied lightly: "I know."

Bai Yin: "..."

hiss……

"If you heal, I'll break it for you again", sister, you mean that right...

He skipped this topic in a timely manner, moved his eyes away from the beautiful face of the eldest lady, and turned to the river bank again.

There was a pause.

"Actually... you're right."

Unable to distinguish the tone of emotion, pass it on.

"I used to think so."

He let out a "heh", "I think about it... In the past, my thought was that the so-called looking at the scenery is meaningful only in two situations. Something, but you didn't do it for some reason, so when she comes back, before she comes in, you can say 'I'll go out to see the scenery'... In fact, in this case, you can use 'I'm going to plant a weed The same is true for the excuse of "water and fertilizer", anyway, you have to suffer anyway.

The second is to relax after using the eyes for a long time, but in the end it is just to protect the eyesight, so I usually listen to a song with my ears, recite an ancient poem, or feed some food to the cat at home. What. "

"It's very efficient." Long Chi agreed, "But is there something wrong with the method? Listening to songs is fine, but memorizing poems still consumes brainpower."

This girl is not an ignorant little goblin like Xueli and Miao Wuwu. As the saying goes, time is the most useful accumulation. She knows a lot of common sense of "human beings" and their habits.

"Since I can remember, my brain has been in an extremely active state. At that time, I had no way to restrain it. If I only do one thing, it is like a huge ice bank with only one piece of ice cream. It’s a waste of meaning...for me, reciting poems is like taking a break.”

Having said this, Bai Yin suddenly paused, raised his head, and squinted at Long Chi... After a few seconds, he showed a certain "know what" expression.

Long Chi couldn't bear the sight: "...do you know what the consequences of looking too impolite will be?"

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry." Bai Yin smiled, "It's just very interesting... Just now, when I was talking about my childhood that was different from ordinary people, you showed a look that was very similar to 'sympathizing with each other'."

——If it is daytime now, then we can see that a blush suddenly appeared on Miss Long Chi's face, like a beautiful bloodstain on a white rose.

Because Bai Yin was not wrong, just now, Long Chi did have the thought of "he is the same as me" for a moment.

The softened gaze was as soft as the chewing wine of a young virgin.

Of course, Long Chi is not a sentimental character, but... like now, it is the first time to talk to someone else with an identity that has nothing to do with him.

The word "identity", whether in demons or humans, is very important, it will substituting people or demons unconsciously.To put it seriously, when human beings wear military uniforms, there will be a sudden awareness of defending the country; but to put it bluntly, those certain "deals" that use cos as a selling point take advantage of consumers. kind of psychology.

Speaking of this, I can't help mentioning a certain brand of couple underwear, which is characterized by the words "this person already has a boyfriend/girlfriend" printed on the underwear... I think, if a man and a woman wearing this company's products have an affair, let the third party When the reader sees such words, the scene must be extremely exciting...

At this time, the identity of "teammate" invisibly affects Long Chi.

Therefore, when she faced Bai Yin's gaze or some kind of teasing words, she would react in a way that the "Demon Emperor" would never do, so... when she heard such words, she would unconsciously show that expression.

"...It has nothing to do with you." Lord Demon Emperor lowered his voice coldly, "Continue your narration, I am listening."

"OK, OK..."

Bai Yin clicked to the point, "Where did I talk... Oh yes, I used to be." After a slight pause, "I used to think that 'looking at the scenery' was just a waste of time."

"Is not it?"

"No." Bai Yin looked at the water color, "I don't know when it started, but I like to look at the scenery."

Speaking of this, I seemed to think of something, and put on a smile, "Probably... for some reason, I suddenly like snowing very much, so in winter, I like to look at the sky when I have nothing to do; then I will go to watch the fireworks , During this process, I suddenly realized that the vegetation and residual snow under the fireworks are also very good..." Shrugged, "Finally, that's it."

Long Chi said: "I don't understand what you mean, I mean the change from 'I feel the scenery is boring' to 'I feel very meaningful'."

"Normal, because I have never felt that 'looking at the scenery' is a 'very meaningful' thing..." Bai Yin said, "or... the biggest 'significance' of this thing is that it is 'meaningless'."

"... Are you speaking human language?" Long Chi said in a tone that seemed to be complaining.

"It's okay, you don't understand, it's normal, I understand... that's fine." Bai Yin stood up, "I said 'I understand', referring to...the director's purpose of making you my teammate , at least, is also one of the purposes."

"what?"

Long Chi can only use such a word to express his mood.

...He, is his mind alright?

I haven't observed any clues before...

Of course, Bai Yin's brain is fine, or he is Bai Yin after all, a Bai Yin who is considered a fairy.

Even though it was difficult for Bai Yin to know the identity of Long Chi due to poor intelligence, but...just relying on clues, he had an insight into a certain "purpose" of Xue Sheng, which was...to teach Long Chi to "meaningless things" "significance".

And this... is the most precious thing that Xueli once taught Bai Yin.

That kind of thing is called "human nature".

Walk to the end of the world with my beloved: NO.8 This father is too playful

For Long Chi, this night was not easy to get used to. She was used to living in her bedroom, and occasionally lived in Xueli's ice palace for a few days, no matter how bad she was, she could take a nap on the clouds.As it is now, the small bedroom, the bed whose length can be measured by stretching out her legs, and the young man on the floor who are not unfamiliar, but not familiar, are all things that she has never experienced and never imagined. Live what you will experience.

When looking at the ceiling, she couldn't help but feel a little depressed... So she remembered Xue Sheng's special order: "It's different now. In the past, with your strength, you can toss in front of that kid as you like, don't talk about throwing yourself away." Even if he danced in front of him in the Pure Land of Ultimate Bliss, he would not even notice it."

"But compared to the monster race, the growth rate of human beings is as fast as a student's vacation, and my student is an exceptionally fast one. After the previous evaluation of the 'Yin Xia', Bai Yin's [Shan Xian] can already detect human beings. God-level energy is running... If it’s not necessary, I advise you not to abuse your magic skills, especially those of the time-space shifting series; I don’t care, but if you break the contract, you will be considered a loser.”

...Damn it, when this guy set the condition of "not letting Bai Yin notice the clues", he absolutely anticipated the current situation... I asked why he laughed so disgustingly at that time...

It's not that Long Chi can't bear hardships, but the feeling of being calculated clearly really makes Yao depressed.

If she is a human being, when she reaches the realm of a human god, she can control her body and make herself fall asleep immediately; but she is a monster race... At this time, the innate talent of the monster race is actually a burden, because it is born with, Therefore, it does not study it deliberately, so it is not comparable to humans in terms of "precision control".

For example, in the history of the Countermeasures Bureau, there was a wretched man who clearly had the ability to "smash" the extremely lethal type, but unexpectedly developed for him the ability to "smash one's own weakness" which can make him feel weak all day and night. , the usage of night and day...

If you change to a demon clan with rough energy control, if you dare to play like this, if you are lucky, you will permanently shatter a limb that is related to your life. If you are not lucky, nothing will be left except that limb, the lightest and lightest It is also a temporary disability and leaves a permanent psychological shadow. Maybe there will be a peerless master who is good at the 72 ways of evil swordsmanship since then...

Xu Shibaiyin said those words, after finally falling asleep, Long Chi actually had a dream, it was a long time ago, so long that Long Chi had not grown into a demon emperor, it was the room her father prepared for her , the decoration is exquisite, there are all kinds of ancient books from all over the world on the mahogany bookshelves, there are clay tablets and bamboo slips, there are precious ancient paintings on the walls, and there are some statues that can be included in the museum on the wooden table exuding a faint fragrance.

Of course, in addition to these aristocratic decorations, there are also quite a few girls’ toys in the room, such as oriental scented sachets, or Western-style weird puppets, these things will be replaced every once in a while, and then become other things. some weird stuff...

From this room, we can roughly understand what kind of character Long Chi's father is.

If I want to portray our Lord Yaohuang as a tragic character, then this father must not be a good thing. He would fight Long Chi every three days, beat him once every five days, and go out to kidnap a noble daughter from time to time Or if you are a lady, you have to eat three children for a meal...

It's a pity that this is not the case. He is a good father. Although he doesn't know how to love his children like all first-time fathers in the world, his love is unquestionable. For example, he can find a cloud to take a nap, But the daughter's room must be the best in the world.

This father is more fond of playing, both serious and indecent.Let’s not mention the serious ones, as for what the non-serious ones are, you can guess one or two from the well-recognized legend of "The Dragon Born Nine Sons"...

Thanks to the way that the brothel can still be placed in the sun at that time, as long as the money is in place, don't treat me like a human being tonight... If it is now, this father will be chased and killed by Xue Sheng on the charge of "harming ignorant girls" Eight hundred miles - of course, it is more likely that the two old hooligans share similar tastes and become frequent guests of a certain club together...

At that time, what Long Chi was looking forward to most was the return of her father, because at this time she had not yet grown up, and in the world of demons, when the words "have precious blood" and "not enough fighting power" were added together, It is equivalent to engraving the word "Blood Food" on the head... In addition to the luxurious decoration, this room also has dense "energy patterns". Within this, her safety can be guaranteed.

Long Chi's childhood memories consist of these things, a room he can't get out of, a good father, and a bunch of interesting stories.

Her father's eloquence was not very good, which Long Chi obviously inherited, and sometimes he would dance around when he talked about things that were hard for him to describe.Of course, Long Chi will definitely not complain about this...

She didn't think there was any problem with such a life at all, even Xueli didn't feel that she was "lonely" before she met Bai Yin, let alone Long Chi with her father... It was really a wonderful time, She was lying on the huge bed, watching the mature dragon's face sometimes beaming and sometimes smiling.

When he maintains his human form, it is hard to believe that the ancient soul hidden thousands of years ago is hidden under the appearance of at most 30 years old. He has witnessed too many joys and sorrows. He has made friends and girls who loved him, and then they all died. In time.

After a long time, Long Chi realized that her father would never be heartbroken by this. He would just place a bouquet of flowers in front of those people's graves, buy a bottle of good wine, pour half on the flowers, and leave the other half for the family. For yourself, stand for a few minutes, turn and walk away.

Those good memories are erased with the poured wine.

So he was always smiling, so she was fine back then, not afraid of the dark at all.

......

With the end of the story told by his father, Long Chi woke up from his sleep.

The sky was already slightly bright, and when she opened her eyes, she saw Bai Yin sitting on the bed. At this time, he was carrying a packaging bag, and the scent was coming from it.

Sweden mainly eats western food, but it is not against Chinese food. In the bag are the steamed dumplings and siu mai that Bai Yin got up early to buy, and he himself is eating a black bread full of butter and jam — not really He likes sweets more, but the high-speed operation of the brain consumes a lot of energy, and sugar is the only energy source available to the brain.

After all, Long Chi is the Demon Emperor, and she is not as confused as when she just woke up in the morning... So, she immediately discovered something.

A... pretty important thing.

"If I remember correctly." She pressed her forehead, "Last night... I slept in a bed."

Bai Yin nodded: "You sleep on the bed, I sleep on the floor, basic gentleman spirit."

"...Then, I want to ask one thing."

"But it doesn't matter."

"Why am I on the floor now?"

In the early morning, the cicadas are noisy.

Walk to the end of the world with my beloved: NO.9 This hacker is too open

"Before you get ashamed, angry, complain, or prepare to commit some kind of violence against me, let me ask one thing." Bai Yin took a bite of bread, "What do you think of me?" After a slight pause, "I refer to the aspect of seeking advantages and avoiding disadvantages."

At this time, his expression was calm like a defendant who calmly said "I admit that I killed the person" when facing the judge "We need to check the browser records".

Long Chi didn't know what he wanted to express, but he still replied: "Very sharp... No, it can't be described as sharp anymore. You are just like a cicada. The cicadas sing before the autumn wind blows."

"...Although I don't know why your words give me the illusion of 'you know me a long time ago', but I accept it as a compliment."

After Bai Yin finished reading this sentence, he continued: "Since this is the case... do you think that 'out of some kind of male desire, on the premise that the strength of the two of us is very different, and I don't have any evidence of perfect destruction, or even the destruction of corpses? Moved you off the bed, just to... have such an experience of sharing the same bed with you' Is it possible for this kind of thing to happen?"

After finishing speaking, he shrugged his shoulders, "I don't deny that you have the appearance that is worthy of me... But you can't ignore my desire to survive, right?"

These words... can be described as clear and well-organized.

Bai Yin has always believed that women ("human" is a pronoun, not limited to human beings) are the greatest evil taste of the Creator... They are cute and gentle, complex and changeable, if someone can make a mental model for them, then The level of complexity is comparable to the experimental report of using carbon dioxide to make starch.