The man who got into the cute daily show

Obviously, he used to be a maverick, and in order to be a competent dark magician in the world, he insisted on choosing to act alone.

But don't hate it, maybe you're used to it.

Bai Heling stepped on the setting sun on the ground and smiled, but... her smile, the moment she opened the door of the room, did not even bury the entrance = the steps she stepped in stopped in mid-air, her face The smile on his face stiffened.

Yan Baying at the side couldn't help being taken aback.

Damn, a wild animal appeared at home?

The messy room, the snack packaging boxes all over the place, all kinds of disgusting smells in the air, and the strange animal nest that is one of the culprits.

"..." Yan Baying

It's strange, isn't the little evil god staying here alone to watch the house today? She is.

When he came back to his senses, Bai Heling next to him had been immersed in the endless dark abyss for some time, but the voice he opened his mouth was still normal, "I Get away a little bit."

Walking out of the room, with a dark face, she took out the mobile phone in her pocket.

Jingle, Jingle, Jingle.

The moment the phone rang, he was still in the game hall, blushing when he lost, and the little evil god who vowed to win everything back paused, and stopped his hands in confusion, "What bastard! We are playing at a critical moment, but this At that time..., uh, did Bai Heling call???"

The moment the answer button was pressed, Baihe Ling's voice rang.

"Where are you?"

"What's the matter, what's the matter, I'm still helping the lost children in the park, what's the matter?"

Lies that come out of a hurry and wit, come as soon as you open your mouth.

——I hope I can get away with it!

"I heard the sound of the game console next to you, it's getting late, go home."

What, it turned out that nothing happened.

It made her worry blindly.

"I see, I'll be right back."

It's a pity, but there's no other way. Those who lose can only win back tomorrow.The little evil god walked out of the game hall, and it was almost dark before he knew it. Alas, in retrospect, I played games in the game hall for another day today, and lost a lot of money.

Another decadent day.

After hanging up the phone, Bai Heling's face became more ferocious, and she smiled back with anger.The shadow dagger that Yataka gave her before, with its own electric shock effect, has a place for it.

At the same time, Yan Baying was still squatting in front of Xiao Zi No. [-], looking around non-stop, and Xiao Zi No. [-] was also staring at him curiously, looking non-stop.

"—Hey, you're so cute."

He stroked Xiao Zi No. [-]'s head, the latter enjoyed it, Yan Baying stroked it, maintaining a peaceful smile on his face.

"You are so cute, the smell must be very fragrant."

"Huh?" Xiaozi No. [-] tilted her head.

"Be good, be good, it won't hurt, it will be fine soon."

With the other hand, Yan Baying quietly took out the knife from behind.

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The Cthulhu and the Girl with the Second Sickness of the Kitchen and the Eight Eagles of the Hanging King Yan: Chapter 23 Only the Innocent is Qualified to Walk in Peace

When the little evil god came home in the dark, before he opened the door, a burst of unimaginable meaty delicacies, the appetizing food smell floated out from the crack of the door, lingering at the tip of the little evil god's nose, almost did not let her Tears flowed directly from his mouth.

"In this world, there is such a fragrant smell!"

"--I am back!"

Opening the door and entering the hallway, the little evil god still thoughtfully held three ice creams bought from a convenience store along the way, one for each person.

Sure enough, as soon as the door was opened, there was a large table almost full, and special delicacies that had never been seen before were placed in the center of the room, while Yan Baying was working in the kitchen wearing an apron and holding a frying spoon, and took a moment to glance at her, "You're back, pack up quickly, you can eat."

"All of these... you did all of them?"

"The characteristics of the Celestial Dynasty, the original taste."

At the same time, Bai Heling also came over and sat down at the dining table, maintaining a look of waiting patiently. The clean and tidy room was completely occupied by the fragrance from the full banquet on the table.

what is it today?

Is there any special good day, or something particularly happy happened when these two people went to college.

Something is wrong, there is definitely something wrong!

The little evil god, who was surprised and suspicious, remained vigilant, walked into the room, and sat at the dining table.Woow, it's good that it's not close. When she was actually sitting at the dining table, her eyes were completely sucked to death by the things on the table.

Oh my goodness, these things smell too good.

"Hey hey, it's great, it's amazing, how did you do it."

"Cthulhu, Yataka's craftsmanship is very good, you need to learn more."

Bai Heling said so, with a smile on the corner of her mouth.

"Did something good happen to you at school? It's not a holiday today. Could it be... This man confessed to you at school! Then you two got married. Is this meal your wedding feast?" .”

"..." Bai Heling's smile disappeared, her face turned red suddenly.

"But I don't care anyway, it doesn't matter to me what you two do, Yan Baying, nah, what are the names of these cuisines!"

The little evil god is already a little eager to try.

It happened that Yan Baying had already placed the last bowl of soup in the middle of the dining table, took off his apron, and sat on the dining table, between the two of them.

"You are interested in?"

"Tell me quickly, quickly, quickly."

"Actually, it's not a big deal, it's just some home-cooked dishes. ——Suxiang plum blossom pork, braised pork, eight-flag pork, rainbow shredded pork, caramel shredded pork, plus these secret earthen pot soups, ginseng Broth, Sanzhen Broth."

Little Evil God didn't remember any of the dazzling dish names. In fact, she was just asking casually in a symbolic manner.

What a mess, I don't bother to listen to it.

All she cares about is how it tastes and when she can use her chopsticks.

"Is it ready for dinner?"

"Can't wait, okay, please take it slowly."

"Thank you very much, then I will start unceremoniously."

When I touched the chopsticks, the brand-new taste hit the little evil god's taste buds. Damn, she lost to a man in cooking. Although she was a bit unwilling, even she had to admit that this Yan Baying was a good cook. His ability is really powerful.

Since today's dinner is completely Chinese food, there is no amount divided into each person.

It's all on the table, and you can eat as much as you want.

Among the three of them, Little Evil God was the one who ate the most and was also the happiest.

"Eat slowly, no one will compete with you." Yan Baying

"Cthulhu sauce, there are a lot of dishes, and Yaying has made enough, so don't eat so fast." Bai Heling

"Got it, it's so hot (slurred speech)" the little evil spirit hadn't swallowed the thing in his mouth yet.

Of course, she wanted to eat such a delicious food quickly. Her inflated possessiveness made her completely plunged into the quagmire of fighting for food, and she wished she could put all these plates in front of her.

Maybe this guy ate so much that Yan Baying and Bai Heling didn't eat much, and the dinner was coming to an end soon.

only……

Seeing the little evil god immersed in happiness alone, Yan Baying and Bai Heling looked at each other in unison, smiled knowingly, and conveyed their hearts to each other in silence.

"It's delicious. It's killing me. This is the most delicious thing I've eaten for thousands of years."

After the dinner was over, the little evil god's stomach was all stretched out.

Oh hoo.

Lying on the tatami mat very satisfied, the whole expression turned into a happy and comfortable look, touching the round belly, the feeling of happiness always comes so suddenly, although today I have been decadent in the game hall all day , but life really needs to be positive.

Because you don't know when happiness will come suddenly.

I was so full that I wanted to sleep as soon as I lay down.

No, no, sleep after eating, this is not a good habit.

"Cthulhu, is your dinner comfortable?"

however……

At this time, Bai Heling's voice suddenly sounded.

"Yeah, it's very comfortable."

"It's also the first time for me to eat such delicious venison, excellent and delicate venison, coupled with Yataka's superb cooking skills, that's why we have this dinner, you have to thank him very much. "

"Yes, yes, I got it." The little evil god narrowed his eyes, followed by a perfunctory voice, "Thank you for your cooking skills, thank you for your venison."

Really, isn't it just a little bit of cooking skills?

With good ingredients, she can also cook wonderful dishes.

Believe it or not, she will also go to buy some venison tomorrow, to have a good time...

- Huh?

Wait a minute, eh, venison?

Where did this guy get the venison? Does the nearby supermarket sell venison?

A flash of thought suddenly flashed in her heart, causing the little evil god to gradually feel that something was wrong and opened her eyes. At this moment, without knowing when, Bai Heling, who had already walked in front of her, condescending, with her arms crossed, But he was looking at her with a grim smile that was completely shrouded in darkness and an abyss of fear.

"Finally, I remembered it, Evil God Sauce."

"Etc., etc……"

Looking around, not far away, Yan Baying, who had put on her apron again, was also leaning against the closet quite strangely, with an extremely subtle, terrifying expression on her profile, staring at her faintly. .

The little evil god looked at the two with trembling teeth.

"The venison you mentioned just now, shouldn't it be..."

"That's right, Evil God Sauce, it's your [probably not]." As soon as Baihe Ling finished speaking, the smile on her face finally disappeared completely, "It's delicious, that pet, you brought it back, right? How about it, gobble it up yourself, immerse yourself in the food, and eat it, how does it feel?"

"Xie Shen Jiang, I forgot to tell you that the meat used for today's dinner is exactly this venison." Not far away, Yan Baying added, "It is innocent, so Walked peacefully, you--know what I mean?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Yan Baying's expression turned completely gloomy at the same time.

【( ° ?? °)】Little evil god

The Cthulhu and the Girl with the Second Sickness of the Kitchen and the Eight Eagles of the King Yan: Chapter 24 A good occasion is half the battle

That night, the little evil god was subjected to the most unimaginable abuse and exploitation in history. One of the tortures, that damned Yan Baying, was cruel and merciless. He deserved to go to the [-]th floor of hell. Eagle, really skillfully peeled off her entire tail snake skin.

The bloody scene, the horror of the scene, coupled with Baiheling who was watching, was stunned, as if seeing a new world.

If it was broadcast on TV, it would definitely become a world-banned drama in an instant and be completely blocked.

abuse...

It lasted until midnight, when Baihe Ling was tired, Yan Baying went on, and when he was tired, Baihe Ling continued to go.

"As the final punishment, you hang on the bathtub all night."

Bai Heling finally put away the bloody machete.

In the bathroom, the little evil god was already exhausted and pale. She couldn't even scream. She was covered with cuts all over her body, and blood was flowing in the darkness, dripping into the bathtub.

No, the consciousness has already begun to trance.

Bai Heling disappeared after finishing speaking, she must have gone to sleep, Yan Baying disappeared, and most likely also went to sleep, ah——It’s so painful, the body feels cold, and the intuition of the limbs has disappeared up.

I'm about to die, spiritually, I'm about to die soon.

The little evil god was hung in the bathroom like a bacon, in the darkness where his hands could not be seen, letting time pass by slowly.

……

Already, I don't know how long it has passed.