The man who got into the cute daily show

At this time, it was 03:30 in the morning in the middle of the night. The door of the bathroom was suddenly opened slowly, and the dazzling light shone in. It woke up the little evil spirit who accidentally fell asleep, and the sound of snoring stopped abruptly .

"Who! Who is it!"

After being hung on the bathtub to sleep for a while, I immediately felt much more energetic.

Yan Baying's figure appeared in front of her.

When the enemy met, the little evil god snorted and turned his head to the side in a fit of anger. Due to the excessive force, the body hanging in mid-air turned around slowly, and just stopped to face Yan Baying again. view position.

"What are you doing here?"

"Go to the toilet."

"The toilet is outside."

Little Evil God looks like I really don't want to see you.

"Are you doing a good job of reflecting on it?"

“…”

"If you keep silent and don't speak, I will leave. It's a pity. I was thinking that if you reflect on yourself, I will let you go. Baiheling has tossed you for so long, and basically calmed down. You guy It’s okay to buy a pet without permission, and make the room look like that.”

"It's as if you didn't torment me."

"—Ah? Did you say anything?"

The knife that suddenly appeared in Yan Baying's hand pierced the snake's belly in an instant.

Woo poo...

A mouthful of old blood was spit out one after another.

"No, no."

"That's probably because I heard it wrong."

The white knife went in, the red knife came out, and the machete in Yan Baying's hand disappeared.

"Now, let me ask you again, and finally, do you realize your mistake?"

"understood……"

A weak voice represents submission.

"Have you reflected on it?"

"Rethinking..."

"Not lying?"

"Uh-huh……"

Woohoo, the little evil god wanted to cry so much, tears were rolling in her eyes.

After staring at this guy for a while, Yan Baying finally breathed a sigh of relief, stepped forward, and untied the little evil god with his own hands, and with a bang, the little evil god fell to the ground.

"You are free, go back to sleep."

"..."

"Why are you not moving?"

"Regeneration consumes too much energy, and I have no strength."

"Why, do you still want me to send you back to bed with my own hands?"

"..." The little evil god pouted, "That's enough, don't worry about me, anyway, I don't have the strength, at worst, just sleep in the bathroom."

The guy has also learned to be angry.

The good guy Yan Baying did his best, stepped forward, picked her up like a sack, and brought her all the way back to the closet. The warm quilt obviously still had the temperature left by Yan Baying before, and the little evil god nested in this Under the quilt, he was still angry, "Don't expect me to say thank you."

"Huh? Don't expect you to say anything?"

"thank you!"

"Oh, you're welcome."

"???"

The little evil god who came back to his senses was stunned for a moment, and then his face flushed, and he turned his back to Yan Baying.

Hmph, damn it, bully her.

I will kill you one day.

Yan Baying didn't care about the little evil god's temper. Before the closet door was closed, Yan Baying turned to one side and saw Lily Ling who was also in the bedding not far away. The other party had already woken up. looking at him.

Yan Baying took the initiative to spread his hands to her, and Bai Heling sighed helplessly.

(The next day, Little Evil God was very surprised. He happened to find a bloody deer head in the refrigerator, and was almost scared to death.)

……

It's impossible to go on like this.

If this continues, the little evil god knows that her position in the family will slowly fall to the bottom, and her long-cherished wish [kill Baihe Ling] will also be defeated under the extremely unfavorable battle conditions. It becomes even worse, making it difficult to move an inch.

Especially under the double pressure of the two demons Yan Baying and Bai Heling, she couldn't hold her head up at all.

and so……

In order to find a more powerful method and a more secure way to win, the little evil god's eyes froze, she must cheer up, she must become strong, strong enough to defeat the target to be killed, Garden Lily Ling!And, the guy who wanted to kill her, the demon Yan Baying!

"Boss, ten more! Oh no, twenty more game coins!"

The little evil god in front of the fighting game console had an unprecedentedly serious expression on his face.

She watched, manipulated the character, and tried her best to exercise the dexterity of her fingers, the ability to respond to danger, and the strong psychological resistance ability to remain calm and calm even when the situation was unfavorable.

The strength of the character's skills is worth learning.

Don't be proud of the joy of victory after killing your opponent in seconds.

I will definitely succeed.

After retreating for so many hours, the little evil god felt that he was much stronger.

--what.

His character was killed.

"Hahahaha, this big sister is a real dish, and she picks her feet."

"You stinky bastard!"

He punched and cried the little boy, and the little evil god ran out of his last coins. Hmph, today he can only return to the enemy camp again, and carry out dangerous operations deep behind the enemy's rear.

It's just that she wants a more secure and safe method.

such as……

"Please kill Baihe Ling! Or, die yourself!"

That night, the little evil god suddenly opened the door of the toilet with his head held high and his chest held high. Facing Yan Baying who was still sitting on the toilet, he knelt down on the floor in a super formal manner, and uttered his most sincere and sincere request.

The result is of course beyond doubt.

Yan Baying's expression was "I'm going to the bathroom, what do you mean when you suddenly opened the door and you're still kneeling in front of me?" with the corners of his mouth twitching, the little evil god was still working hard.

"—Please promise me, please!"

"Get out!"

The Cthulhu and the Girl with the Second Sickness of the Kitchen and the Bad King and the Eight Eagles: Chapter 25 You must pretend to be a child before doing bad things

"Damn it, it really doesn't work. It was the same with Lily Ling last time. Why can't you human beings agree to such a small request of a demon like me? Please, please kill Baihe Ling and die yourself. drop it!"

"I think why I promised you."

"Because..., if you don't die, I will be killed by you one day, right? I really don't want to die." Crystal tears hung on the poor little evil god's face, She made a cute and pitiful expression of pear blossoms with tears in her eyes.

Yan Baying completely turned a blind eye to it, and even turned darker.

"If you die, I will be safe. If Baiheling doesn't die, I will never be able to go back to the Demon Realm. I won't see my family, relatives, and friends who have been together in the Demon Realm for thousands of years. Suffering from homesickness."

"yes."

"Look, it's too much, isn't it, just to prove that there are really demons, just joking like that, casually summoning me to the world, and being tortured every day, washing and cooking for Baiheling , such a life! It is a kind of oppression!"

"Cthulhu, but what does this have to do with me?"

"—Ah, after listening to it, you don't have any sympathy at all! Why are human beings so cold-blooded! What does it matter if you die once in a while! - Cheapskate."

The exasperated little evil god immediately turned his head around, and simply lay down at the door of the toilet, rolling around.

"Go to hell, go to hell, it doesn't matter, anyway, if you die, you won't feel anything, and it won't hurt."

Hearing this, Yan Baying's face became darker and darker.

"Cthulhu, please get out."

"If you promise me, I will go out."

"--what?"

An invisible gust of wind suddenly rose out of nowhere, instantly knocking the little evil spirit out, without even having time to react, the little evil spirit rolled onto the floor of the corridor when he heard the sound of the toilet door being slammed shut .

pain pain...

Oh, her old waist, this damn Yan Baying.

If you don't agree, you don't agree, and you can be rough.

After a while, the sound of flushing the toilet rang, and Yan Baying came out again, and walked away without even looking at the little evil spirit on the ground.The little evil god on the ground shed tears of humiliation, and also strengthened his determination to continue the double-kill battle.

"Damn it, if I knew I shouldn't be greedy for fun, I would have bought some Chinese cult classics. It would be great to use it to play games."

Now, she finally paid the price. Not only did the summoned demons not obey her orders at all, they didn't listen to her orders, and they even had the same setting as hers, to kill the person who summoned her.

woo woo woo woo……

"Wait a minute, isn't this exactly the same as me and Baihe Ling!"

The little evil god who noticed the problem was even more disappointed.

Another bad day today.

The little evil god wobbled, stood up with a sluggish expression, and walked towards the end of the corridor like a loser in the twilight, just passing by the room, where Yan Baying was still lying on his side eating snacks and reading comics, " Hey, where are you going?"

"Go out for a walk."

"Remember to come back before dinner, come back to cook, wash all the clothes, and clean the bathroom. This little thing is very easy."

"Know it."

Open the door, close the door, and the little evil god is gone.

In order to vent the grievances in my heart, go to the elevators in all the nearby high-rise buildings and press all the floors inside. Hmph, I just want to make those waiting for the elevator anxious, irritable and angry, hahaha, they deserve it!Let those humans feel her mood too!

Well, that's it.

……

Played a prank in the elevator and got punched.

The little evil god is in the game hall again today, wantonly squandering the money he got from Medusa, indulging his own desires, like a walking dead, filling his empty heart with endless consumption and games.

She didn't even notice that it was dark outside until her phone rang, and Yan Baying's voice rang in an instant.

"It's almost eight o'clock! Where are you still hanging out!"

"I I I..."

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry home!"

"Oh……"

Suddenly he was scolded.

The little evil god put down the game console, walked out of the game hall, and walked on the way home.

In the past few days, the little evil god seems to have been living such a life. During the day, he spends time in the game hall, and at night, he goes home to wash clothes, cook, and clean. do what.

"I'm going to take a shower first."