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The evil god and the girl with the second disease of the kitchen and the king Yan Baying: Chapter 72 The ultimate crisis of the little evil god?

On the way to the game hall, Yan Baying suddenly asked Little Evil God, "Evil God Sauce, what happened to the sneak attack you mentioned at the ramen shop?"

"!" Hearing the words, the little evil god froze immediately.

"At that time, the person who was hiding in the dark and really wanted to sneak attack should not be Bo Bolong."

"..."

The cold sweat on his head kept pouring out.

"Cthulhu, you'd better tell the truth, otherwise, we don't have to go to the game hall, let's go to the hotel first."

"No, no hotel."

"Really, then go to the grove."

"Also, no groves."

"Do you think I'm talking to you?"

Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

In the end, the little evil god confessed all the scenes at that time, including hiding and wanting to take the opportunity to attack Pecola, to have some fun, and to grab some food from the opponent's hand to eat, whatever, as long as it is snatched, the taste will become very fragrant.

After confessing his crimes, the little evil god immediately closed his eyes tightly, covered his head with his hands, and was forced to wait pitifully for the coming fist.

As expected, Yan Baying looked at her with a gloomy expression.

only……

The next second, when the rain was over and the sky cleared, Yan Baying hit the little evil god on the head with a knife, a little harder than when he was in the ramen shop just now, and the little evil god subconsciously called out, "Okay!" pain."

Actually it doesn't hurt at all.

"It's not an example."

"Ah? Are you not angry?"

"Coveting in secret, plotting to attack Pecora in advance is indeed very annoying... However, because you attempted to commit a crime, you did a good deed by accident, which indirectly helped Peco and me For the sake of pulling, the merits and demerits are equalized, so I forgive you."

"Hey, really!" The familiar smug smile immediately bloomed on the little evil god's face, "I thought I would be repaired, but it didn't happen, nothing happened, and I was praised, hehe Hee hee, I'm very happy."

"Look at your promise, you're only capable."

"But I killed the angel, please praise me, hurry up." The little evil god, who was eager to make an inch, moved close to Yan Baying in an instant, and the fair and pretty face that was magnified in that instant almost stuck to Yan Baying. "—Praise me quickly."

A fist hit her head with a bang.

"Wow, it hurts so much! What are you doing!"

"If you get closer, we'll kiss."

"What, wait a minute, why do you say that it's the same as your loss, you idiot."

"—Noisy."

Another punch, crisp and bang.

"It hurts."

(It really hurts this time.)

……

Today, the little evil god was having fun in the game hall again, causing her to miss the time to buy dinner ingredients, and finally ran to the supermarket in a hurry, and bought all the dinner ingredients. She looked at the time displayed nearby, and it was earlier than the scheduled time Two full hours late.

Woohoo, I will definitely be scolded now.

The little evil god could already foresee the terrifying scene he would face when he returned home.

[Being smashed into meat by a meteor hammer, or being scalded by a red iron, choose one after dinner, evil sauce. 】——Lily Ling

[It seems that if you don't chop off your hands, you still won't have a long memory, evil sauce. 】——Yan Baying

"If I knew it earlier, I wouldn't want to play another round, hoping to win back and fight back." The little evil god burst into tears, "In the end, the loss was even worse, and a lot of precious time was wasted. When I go home, I will be scolded and repaired."

I will definitely not play like that again next time, um, just take it as a lesson learned.

Be sure to stop next time.

Thinking about it this way, the little evil god was thinking about whether to cause a car accident or something for herself, so as to avoid punishment and win sympathy, but when she really saw something on the main road by the river, it made her hair shudder instantly. s things.

That terrifying dark figure lying on the road ahead...

"How can there be frogs in this kind of place!"

The little evil god suddenly became hairy, and her eyes were wide open, hoot, she is most afraid of things like frogs, just looking at each other, her tail trembled out of control.

He wanted to escape, but his body was too stiff.

No, don't come here!

"Huh?"

The frog jumped up and jumped towards the little evil god. The moment it flew high in the sky, it was like a tiger descending a mountain, and its momentum was like a broken bamboo.

"ah!!!"

The screams of the horrific girl sounded, and the little evil god's strong sense of survival played a role. Subconsciously, he found a grenade bought from a supermarket at a discounted price in the shopping bag in his hand, and rushed towards it. The frog is a throw.

--boom!

The grenade exploded, and the flying frog was immediately smashed to pieces on the spot. Blood and stumps splashed all around, and even splashed half of the little evil god's shoulder.

In the pool of blood, the little evil god sat powerlessly on the ground, unable to recover for a long time.

It wasn't until 3 minutes later that with tears in the corners of her eyes, she desperately bypassed the street and ran towards home, using all her strength.

Woohoo, the frog is so scary, so scary!

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However, just when the little evil god who was on the run thought that the terrible thing was finally over, at the crime scene where the frog died tragically, a professionally transferred wizard who happened to be passing by, out of interest, happened to witness what happened just now. everything that happened.

The familiar snake girl, the wizard under the black robe showed hatred.

It was that guy who caused her to be charged with deceit and fraud for no reason because of operating without a license. She was detained in the detention center of the police station for a long time.

Although all of them are talented, they speak nicely.

But he was forced to take off his black robe, and was forced to take tearful photos of the unbearably humiliated prisoner. He also had to eat unpalatable prison meals every day, and was locked in a cold cell, hiding in a corner and crying alone.

This resentment, this hatred, will be taken from you from hell!

"I'm just idle and bored, so I'll use this dead frog to try the newly learned Scarlet Curse." The wizard stood at the scene of the bloody and cruel crime, and uttered an obscure spell, "Hmph, can't you think of it, Report my damned snake girl, now I will not be a fortune-teller! I will be a wizard instead! Today I will kill you!"

Maybe it was because he wanted to see the bad luck of that bastard too much. In addition, the spell was a bit long, and the wizard forgot the words in the middle of the recitation. Fortunately, he made study notes in advance.

After repeated attempts, after experiencing wrong sounds, forgetting words, mispronunciation, misread sentences, disturbance by passers-by, car horns, stray dogs, telephone poles collapsed, bank robbery, Tokyo earthquake, SCP retreat, After the world nuclear crisis...

Finally, for the last time, after successfully chanting the entire spell at once, the wizard's face was stained with ferocity and joy that he hadn't had for a long time.

At the scene of the crime under the starry sky and night, a blood-red magic circle lit up, dazzling and conspicuous.

Hahaha, you're screwed, Snake!

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The Cthulhu and the Girl with the Second Sickness of the Kitchen and the Bad King Yan Baying: Chapter 73 What should I do when the end of the world comes?

That night, the little evil god was severely repaired by Yan Baying and Bai Heling.

The next day, she habitually stuffed the endless rice balls under Yan Baying's pillow with a smirk on her face, planning to secretly take them out to eat later, but..., she never expected, A nightmare also came quietly at this moment.

The moment she lifted the pillow, she saw the familiar frog.

One person and one frog look at each other for a few seconds.

"Huh?"

With the sound of an extremely terrifying frog cry, the little evil god finally turned pale in an instant. She was so frightened that she yelled and took countless steps back on the spot, staggered and fell suddenly, and directly bumped into Lily who was studying next to the small desk. on Ling.

"Ah, evil sauce, what are you doing all of a sudden?"

Lily Ling's learning status disappeared without a trace in an instant.

Just about to get angry, I saw the really frightened expression of the little evil god.

"Woooooo, Baiheling, save me!"

Just looking in the direction of the other party's fear, Bai Heling didn't see anything.

Where are the frogs?

"Cthulhu, you are hallucinating."

"It's true, it-it-it..., isn't it still there? It just appeared there so brightly, and it's still croaking non-stop, woo woo woo, I'm most afraid of things like frogs, please Now, let's get it out of here."

"How do you ask me to get rid of things that don't exist?"

Bai Heling looked at her with a headache.

If it weren't for seeing that the other party's frightened and terrified appearance was not pretended, Bai Heling might have turned gloomy at this moment. If she disturbed her study because of boring lies, she would use the latest iron pig cage. Sink the little evil god into a nearby river.

"Why, can't you see it?"

The little evil god was desperately pointing in the direction of the frog.

"Huh?"

"Ah!!! The terrible voice sounded again, please drive it away, I really dare not approach it." Yan Baying went out, and the little evil god could only put all his hopes on Lily Ling's body.

however……

At this moment, the little evil god saw the most terrifying scene that he had ever seen in his life.

—— Right in front of her, Bai Heling, who slowly turned her head and looked sideways, turned into a huge and ferocious frog face.

When she moved her lips, the sound that she made, when it reached her ears, suddenly turned into a series of [croak? ], the little evil god immediately separated the distance from Bai Heling like a rocket, and under the latter's unexplained tilted head and gaze, the distance became farther and farther away, and his eyes became more and more frightened.

Lily Ling turned into a frogman!

"No, no!"

The little evil god, who was about to exceed the bottom line of his psychological endurance, screamed, rushed out the door, and ran away.

Only Baiheling who was still sitting next to the small desk was left, looked at the pillow in the closet, which was still empty, and the perfectly normal self in the mirror, with question marks in her heart.

"What happened to her?"

A little worried, Lily Ling chose to continue studying. Anyway, the little evil god who ran out, it's getting late, and he will come back after he has had enough wildness.

……

In just a few minutes after the little evil god came out of the door, this world had become completely unfamiliar to her.

The clear sky was dyed red with blood, and the whistling wind continued. Passers-by on the street were turning into frogs at a speed visible to the naked eye. The middle-aged women who were keen to gossip on the street suddenly changed their language From a normal state, it became a completely unknown frog encryption language.

——Quack!

The world is so big, the little evil god is like a solitary boat on the sea at this time, with nowhere to go, nowhere to hide, nowhere to escape.

Wherever she went, she could hear croaks and see frogmen in suits and leather shoes.

Even if you hide in the streets and alleys, the mouse that suddenly jumps out will immediately turn into a ferocious frog mouse in the next second, staring back in horror with the eyes of the frog when they looked at each other on the river bank wantonly. The little evil god.

"Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!"

The little evil god was already going crazy.

Standing in the crowd with tears streaming down her face, she was about to be terrified. At the moment of life and death, an angelic familiar voice suddenly broke through all the croaking sounds around her and reached the little evil god, "Eh? The evil sauce!" , if you don’t stay at home well, you don’t want to sneak to the game hall again.”

Looking up, Yan Baying's figure was standing in front of her, condescendingly looking down at the little evil god curled up in the flower bed.

No frog heads!

No croaks!

It turned out to be a completely normal Yan Baying.