The man who got into the cute daily show

For a moment, the little evil god seemed to see the angel, and all the grievances, threats, fears, helplessness, and all kinds of messy emotions in his heart burst out in an instant.

"Wow wow wow wow... Yan Baying, why are you here now!"

The little evil god, whose tears flowed down three thousand feet, rushed into Yan Baying's arms with a pounce, and her tail was like a flying claw rope, entwined around Yan Baying's waist crazily, she would not Let go of your hand, and you will never let go of your hand again in this life.

In this world full of frogs and croaking words, Yan Baying has become her only hope of survival.

"Woooooo."

The sound of crying and sobbing has not stopped since just now.

With a headache, Yan Baying put his head on the head of the little evil god, and sat beside the flower bed, "Okay, good boy, don't cry, don't cry."

"I'm so scared, really scared, I'm most afraid of things like frogs."

“…”

frog?I don't understand what this idiot is saying.

"If you don't come, I will die."

"Aren't you a devil, you won't die so easily."

"Woooooo."

"What's the matter, talk about it, who bullied you, or did you do something bad with a guilty conscience, afraid that Bai Heling would take care of you."

"Frogs, there are frogs everywhere. People are turning into frog people, everyone is talking like frogs, the end of the world is coming, the ghosts of frogs are coming to kill me, I have no place You can escape."

"What are you talking nonsense about?"

"What, is it possible that even you don't believe what I said..."

Before he finished speaking, the little evil god suddenly raised his head, and suddenly saw a normal world, normal streets, normal pedestrians, normal frolicking kid who was hit by a car and lay down with JOJO, and normal running old man.

- Huh?

What's going on, it's impossible, it shouldn't be, what's going on?

A series of question marks followed.

Until the moment when the little evil god got off Yan Baying's body tremblingly and lost contact with the other party, all the familiar scenes just now came back again!

Hugging Yan Baying violently again, the world is back to normal.

Leaving Yan Baying, the world has changed.

"I am going to die in this life, and I will die on you!" said the little evil god who planned to rot on Yan Baying's back for the rest of his life.

"???" Yan Baying

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The Cthulhu and the Girl with the Second Sickness of the Kitchen and the Eight Eagles Who Hang Wang Yan: Chapter 74 If you mess around, you will be beaten

At that time, no one thought that the little evil god would cling to Yan Baying for several days.

The bodies of the two were as if glued with 520 glue. The little evil god was lying on Yan Baying's spacious and strong back, with his tail wrapped around each other's waist, and it could also serve as a side effect of the snakeskin belt.

Because it was too close, the little evil god wanted Yan Baying to feed her with his own hands even after eating.

"I want this! I want this! There are also braised pork, pork ribs from Tianchao, and delicious stewed chicken. Get it for me."

"..." Yan Baying

"..." Lily Ling

At the dinner table, the little evil god, who had gradually regained his spirits, was able to eat, drink, and make noise as usual.

Bai Heling got a general understanding of the situation through Yan Baying. It may be that the little evil god did something outrageous and was cursed by someone, and that's why he had such an illusion.If left unattended, it is likely to suffer a huge psychological trauma, and even lead to a mental breakdown.

"Xie Shen Jiang, don't move so much when you eat, the residue will splash on Ya Ying's body."

"Hey hey, the special dishes are so delicious, I get over excited if I'm not careful."

"Be gentle."

"But, I can't eat normally on my back. I don't want to eat like this, so I eat like this."

The little evil god retorted weakly.

Bai Heling may have seen enough of Yan Baying being ordered by her non-stop, but also forced to bear the poor eating of the little evil god, her face darkened a little, and she took the bowls and chopsticks, picked up the food herself, and came Arrived at the side of the little evil god.

"Come on, open your mouth,—ah."

"what."

"It's more convenient to eat like this, isn't it?"

"I don't want it, it feels so childish, are you treating me like a child?"

"I let you open your mouth."

Baiheling's tone and attitude changed in an instant. The little evil god, who was still resisting just now, tensed his muscles and hesitated for a while. Finally, under Baiheling's threatening eyes, he obediently opened his mouth.

Woo, what a humiliation.

"Yaying, you can eat well, and I will take care of the evil sauce for dinner."

"Then it's hard work for you."

"Okay, evil sauce, eat slowly, don't let the food residue splash everywhere, if you dirty a piece of clothes on Yataka's body, I will cut a piece of your body."

"..." The evil god nodded fiercely.

Damn Lily Ling!I think it would be better for you to become a frog head alone!

……

It is inconvenient when eating, and when taking a bath, the inconvenience is even more obvious immediately.

Although Yan Baying slept with the little evil god every day, he never expected that one day he would stand face to face with the little evil god in this bathroom full of mist and fairy air. At this time, he felt quite delicate.

In the bathroom, the little evil god was unexpectedly wrapped in a bath towel. His abnormal behavior caused black lines on Yan Baying's head.

Since it's a bathroom, it's okay to be separated temporarily.

"Cthulhu, what are you doing wrapped in a towel?"

"Damn it, when you take a bath with a man, if you don't wrap it in a towel, you will really be stared at!" The little evil god switched to the girl's sweet voice, and there were more black lines on Yan Baying's face.

Step forward and tear off the other person's bath towel.

"Yeah! Nasty, rascal."

The extremely shy little evil god held his flushed face in both hands, and twisted his water snake waist.

"If you say one more word, I'll wring your head off and use it as a chamber pot."

"Brutally tearing off other people's bath towels, and saying such exaggerated words."

"..." Yan Baying's fist slammed on the head of the little evil god, "Whispering!"

at the same time.

Lily Ling, who just happened to be studying next door, soon heard various noises of jingle bells and sugar palms coming from the bathroom, and the little evil god screaming in pain, she couldn't study hard up.

I don't know what that idiot is up to.

If I had known it earlier, she would have gone in together.

——If you change into a swimsuit, it should be fine.

Even if we take a bath together or something, we've lived together for so long anyway.

Unknowingly, Bai Heling's thoughts drifted to the distance.

……

On the way to take a bath, Yan Baying didn't know how many punches he had punched the little evil god. When he was wiping the shampoo, he deliberately played with foam on his head and flushed the water so that Yan Baying's face was covered with foam. Yes, it's hard to keep your eyes open.

"Hahaha, do you want to blind your eyes like this?"

Punch through the belly of the snake.

When helping him to take a bath, he swung the tail of the snake without authorization, and slapped Yan Baying on the back hard, hitting his head more and more, and even laughed ferociously.

"Hahaha, surrender to the feet of us and other superior demons!"

He punched the crooked snake in the head.

While taking a bath, the little evil god sank his head into the water, murmured for tens of seconds, then got up instantly with lightning speed, and shot out a ferocious water gun from his small mouth, which ruthlessly smashed into Yan Ba ​​who was directly opposite eagle face.

"Hahaha, I didn't expect that. Fortunately, I didn't use all my strength, otherwise.——You, now, would have died a long time ago."

One punch smashed the spine of the snake.

After coming out of the shower, Yan Baying had already changed his posture, carrying the unconscious little evil spirit on his shoulders, walked out of the bathroom, and returned to the room.

Bai Heling glanced at the little evil god who seemed to have fainted, and then paid no attention to it.

Afterwards, Yan Baying was the one who cleaned up the stunned idiot, dried his hair, and by the way, when blowing hair for the little evil god, Yan Baying inadvertently blown his hair into fluffy hair , the method is a bit rusty.

"Yataka, there are things you are not good at."

Lily Ling saw it and smiled.

"Give me a hand?"

"Anyway, he's passed out, that's fine, just wait by the side, and let me help Xie Shenjiang with her hair."

"Then trouble you."

Yan Baying gave up her position, and Bai Heling took over. The advantages of being a girl were also immediately revealed. She knew how to blow her long hair. looked up.

"Speaking of which, Yataka, how do you plan to solve the curse problem on Xie Shenchan's body? You can't keep sticking together like this, can you?"

"I really don't have a deep understanding of the curse, unless I can find the source of the curse."

"If you can, try it."

"I see."

"Although Xie Shen Jiang is an idiot, it is still very useful for cooking, shopping, and cleaning. If you are asked to cook every day, it will be a little..." Bai Heling paused, "If you eat too much delicious food, you will Get fat. So get rid of the curse early, everyone."

"Since it's what you want, then I'll work a little harder."

Yan Baying accepted this commission.

(While blowing his hair, the little evil god, who almost woke up on the way, was instantly punched by the helpful Yan Baying, knocking him unconscious)

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The Cthulhu and the Girl with the Second Sickness of the Kitchen and the Eight Eagles of the King Yan: Chapter 75 It turns out that...

Just decided to help the little evil god completely solve the problem of the curse, but when he woke up the next day, the little evil god subconsciously got off the bed and toilet, and suddenly saw the normal world outside the window, and the normal-looking Lily lying on the mattress in the room Ling.

Curse..., disappeared?

In order to prove that she did not encounter the hallucination in the hallucination, it was the illusion that the curse deliberately made her think that the curse had disappeared.

With a slap, the little evil god slapped the water glass next to Bai Heling without hesitation, knocked over the glass, and splashed water all over Bai Heling's face.

Lily Ling, who woke up suddenly with her eyes wide open, stared at the little evil god in disbelief, but the latter was still thinking about the feeling of the hand, "It doesn't feel like hitting a frog at all, could it be..., really recovered?"

Hahaha, recovered!She recovered!

"Great, Baihe Ling, all the curses on me are gone." The little evil god jumped up and cheered on the spot, and immediately hugged Baihe Ling who was sitting on the mattress, "Has the curse disappeared?"

"Yeah, now I can finally return to my normal life. It's much easier. It's great to be able to recover. Then I'll make breakfast first..."

"Wait a moment."

Baiheling, who looked normal one second, was ruthlessly pinching the neck of the little evil god with her palms like iron pincers in the next second.

dying, dying, dying...

The little evil god, who couldn't breathe, desperately slapped Bai Heling and grabbed his hand with a hideous face.

"Xie Shen Jiang, the slap you slapped on my water glass just now hurts a lot."