"...How could the water glass hurt?"
"Before breakfast, butter an iron pan and fry both of your palms."
The head chef, Bai Heling, took the little evil god by the hand and led her into the kitchen.Rumor has it that at that time, there were only the sound of the little evil god crying bitterly, and the wailing and mourning when he couldn't resist. If he had known it, he would have slapped Yan Baying.
At this moment, Yan Baying just woke up naturally from sleep, and as soon as he poked his head out, he saw Bai Heling cooking the palm of the little evil god.
The whole kitchen was filled with gagged little evil gods, screaming in pain with bloodshot eyes.
"The meat in the evil sauce is more delicate, sprinkle more salt and cooking wine, and help me fry a poached egg by the way, thank you."
"Woo! Woooooo!!!" The little evil god struggled desperately.
"Cthulhu, don't move around, it's too much trouble, I'd better chop off your hands."
"???" The little evil god
The moment the voice fell, the fleeting light of the knife drew out scarlet blood splashes, and the little evil god fell to the ground with a bang of extreme weakness, and mosaics were placed on the fractures of the two missing palms.
demon!These two are monsters!
A carnivorous maniac who loves to eat her flesh.
Damn it, one day... She will definitely trample these two people under her feet, humiliating, humiliating, and humiliating again and again.Then, condescendingly, savoring the humble appearance of the two when they begged for mercy, hehehe, thinking about it will feel very refreshing, hehehe...
Oops, I can't stop smiling.
"?" Lily Ling who was watching
"?" The watching Yan Baying
……
Question: Why did the Scarlet Curse suddenly disappear!
——It is a hot-blooded girl who looks like a child on the outside but is a detective on the inside to find out the truth and the answer!
"Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow? Cursing the number of mana consumption, I misread the position of a decimal point, and as a result, all the mana was used up at once."
The divination booth was reported.
The cursed booth filled with skulls and human skeletons has no customers at all.
Life is almost out of order.
Misfortunes never come singly, but today is the deadline for rent payment. The landlady who knocked on her door at noon forced her to the corner with her right hand against the wall next to her, mercilessly After snatching her away, she carefully calculated and calculated, and barely survived half a month's food expenses, which served as part of the rent.
"If you don't earn enough money to pay the rent, next time you will use your body to pay off the debt. You always look cute."
The landlady said such horrible words in front of her, and even stuck out her little tongue to lick her lips.
Miss Wizard was terrified, and she handed over all the money she had.
Although I still hate that damn snake girl, but now she has no magic power and no money. In order to survive, she can only work with all her dignity.
Dragging her exhausted body, Miss Wizard sealed her youth fashion practice manual, carried her luggage, and before leaving, she took a last look at this small but warm and safe little house.
Why are human beings always so harsh, life is always full of misfortune and injustice.
In the future, choose a subject that destroys human beings.
Stop being human.
……
Every time he passed by the park, Popolo would frown, feeling a bit obtrusive when he saw Master Pecola's torn paper house, and today he accidentally bumped into Pecola's food bag filled with bread, and was caught A dog snatched it away, and the fleeing dog was attacked by the snake demon squatting in the dark.
The food bag tossed and turned and fell into the hands of the little evil god.
"Hahaha, the food you get must be eaten as quickly as possible, so that you can enjoy different delicacies and prevent others from snatching it back."
In this way, while running, the little evil god grabbed a handful of bread in the bag and frantically stuffed it into his mouth, with a smug smile on his face, and enjoying the desperate chase behind him. and the stopping angel Pecola.
"Don't eat any more! That's Pecola's dinner, and tomorrow's breakfast, lunch, and dinner are almost gone. If you're hungry, you can't work long hours and do physical work."
"Hahaha, I don't care."
The two of them chased one after the other and ran away.
"Hmph, Lord Pecola is really an idiot, what's the point of living like this." Although Popolo worked hard, it was impossible for him to get mixed up to that level, this stupid Lord Pecola.
Turning his head and humming softly, Popolo was about to leave when he suddenly hesitated and stopped.
He couldn't see his face, and he didn't know what he was thinking.
A few seconds later, a bowl of steaming ramen wrapped in plastic wrap was placed in front of the empty cardboard house, and Popolon put away the takeaway box at hand and walked away.
"Anyway, they are things that the customers don't want. The ramen that is ready to be thrown away is the same everywhere."
Thank me well, Pecola-sama.
Popolo is no longer the trainee angel he was back then. He is a more competent and excellent angel than the idiot Pecola-sama, and this is the proof.
Thinking of this, Popolon's figure disappeared outside the park.
Picture: "Come on", location: "Images/1600404463-100186750-106009174.jpg"
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The Cthulhu and the Girl with the Second Sickness of the Kitchen and the Bad King Yan Baying: Chapter 76 I have been betrayed again, how can I fix it!
Please pay attention to non-combatants and keep vigilant around. The following is a secret meeting from the highest level within the organization. There will never be any idle people on the scene, including stray dogs, house cats, wild cats, even a mosquito. One step closer to the meeting.
"Everyone, the organization has finally come to where it is today. That's right, the theme of this meeting is already the ultimate problem we have to face, and it is also our last problem."
"Cthulhu sauce..." Medusa looked troubled.
"How long are we going to play like this?" Minos was about to fall asleep.
"Quiet!—" A professional and serious analyst, a little evil god in a professional short skirt OL outfit, adjusted the tutor glasses on the bridge of his nose, and immediately slapped the small mobile blackboard beside him with his left hand, and on it, there were written all over the blackboard. Packed with dense information.
Still painting, crooked Yan Baying graffiti portrait.
"After a long period of observation and analysis, we have obtained the following abilities of Yan Baying, including absolute speed, strength, insight, and the ability to analyze any corner within hundreds of meters."
"Speaking of which, the last time we killed cockroaches and pests, he was very handsome, Brother Yaying, hehe." Minos smiled heartily.
"But the information we lack the most is how many kinds of magic Yan Baying can use! Power type, space type, fire type, water type, ice and snow type, gold type, nature type..., very unwillingly, We have to admit that he can release almost all these magics, ranging from the weakest ones to the doomsday-type ones, and the worst result is that he may know all of them.”
"It's an all-round genius type, Yataka is so powerful." Medusa applauded quite admiringly, with some unpredictable pride.
"You idiot, why are you cheering for others!"
"But Yataka is really powerful."
"You guy, don't you want to betray the enemy and be a disgrace to the demon world?" The black face of the little evil god suddenly approached, a little scary, "Medusa, remember it for me, if you dare to betray me, The entire organization will not let you go!"
"Hahaha...the whole organization is just the three of us." Minos said.
"you shut up!"
"I have to go to work later, so let's go first, Xie Shen Jiang, stop playing, don't buy ingredients for dinner, and the clothes in the bathroom are not washed, be careful about the little brother Yataka and Lily Ling who are going out My sister will be angry when she comes back."
"You, stop talking!"
"Hee hee, bye."
Minos came quickly and slipped away quickly.
"Damn it, the coward slipped away."
"Cthulhu, Minos has been working hard, you can't say that. If you also go to work, you can understand Minos' hard work."
"—Ah? I'm a housewife, so why go out to work? If you want money, you can get it directly from you... just borrow it."
Immediately there were only two people left in the room.
Immediately feeling bored, the little evil god lay down on the cold tatami, with his head habitually resting on Medusa's lap pillow.
"Are you tired? Do you want to sleep for a while? Be good."
"Don't be my child, or I will beat you."
"Feel sorry……"
Medusa's hand was placed on the little evil god's head, and along the soft blond hair, the gentle way gradually made the little evil god's eyes narrow comfortably, hehehe, it was so comfortable that I almost wanted to sleep.
Sure enough, the best pillow is still this one.
"Listen well, Medusa, no matter in the future or now, your top priority must be me alone. Think of me and love me well. If I become a traitor, I will never Forgive you."
"Okay, I see, if you are tired, just sleep for a while."
"Hmph, you're wise." Before going to sleep, the little evil god could still see the small blackboard full of information, "Really, no matter how I search, I can't find that guy's weakness. Do you want to stay in the human world forever? This guy Yan Baying... is too foul, it has completely exceeded the scope of human beings, is he... really invincible?"
"No matter what happens, I will be by your side."
"Let me just trust you."
If Medusa is always there, in fact, if you think about it carefully, there is not much difference between being in the human world and being in the demon world.
……
The sky was approaching dusk soon, when Yan Baying opened the door and came in, he saw Medusa sitting alone in the room, a little surprised.
"Hayataka, you're back."
"Are you alone here? That guy Xie Shen Jiang left you alone in the room again." Yan Baying, who entered the door, put down the special pastry gift box in his hand, "Bai He Ling won't come back until later , it's getting late, why don't we just stay and have dinner together."
"Really? Then I'll interrupt. In fact, Xie Shen Jiang just went out to buy ingredients for the evening. Please stay and watch the house, hee hee."
"That guy seems to be lazy again, so she asked her to buy it earlier."
"You're tired after a day outside. Sit down and rest for a while. I'll make you a cup of hot tea."
Medusa got up and came to Yan Baying's side, and helped him take off his coat, and half urged him to sit down honestly, Yan Baying almost couldn't get used to it for a while.
After sitting down, Medusa went to the small kitchen not far away to make tea, and within a few minutes, the steaming hot tea was brought to Yan Baying.
After finishing all this, Medusa sat next to him with a relaxed smile on her face, wanting to watch him drink tea.
Inexplicably very uncomfortable...
"Hatsutaka, the buttons on your shirt are broken. If you look carefully, several of them are about to fall off."
"Ah, if you put it that way, it's true."
"Take it off, I'll fix it for you."
"This..." Yan Baying felt very, very subtle at the moment, "Medusa, you are a guest, so you don't need to go to this level."
"It's okay, and I often come to play with Xie Shenjiang. As compensation for frequent interruptions, I also want to do a little bit within my ability. I am very strong in these housekeeping skills. Don't worry, leave it to me."
In the past, when the little evil god often fought with others, Medusa followed behind, trying her best to mend her clothes, put on band-aids and so on.
"Okay then, please."
"--Uh-huh."
Medusa took the shirt that Yan Baying took off and handed it to her, her heart beat faster on the way, she shyly avoided the few seconds when Yan Baying took off her clothes, she was a little afraid to look directly, she was naked beside her. Yan Baying with arms.
Taking a sneak peek, it is indeed very strong.
Well!so shy.
In a somewhat quiet room, Medusa calmed down and mended her clothes earnestly. Yan Baying sat next to her, sipping hot tea in a cup, and leisurely watching Medusa's seriousness while mending, With a friendly smile, the latter blushed slightly as he kept staring at him.
only……
It happened to be this scene, and the little evil god who opened the door and entered clearly saw it in his eyes.
The shopping bag in his hand fell to the ground with a clatter.
[Find a time and kill both of them. 】——Little Evil God
Picture: "The couple sundae I bought last time is great", location: "Images/1600449192-100186750-106012244.jpg"
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The Cthulhu and the Girl with the Second Sickness of the Kitchen and the Eight Eagles of the King Yan: Chapter 77 Always backfires, woo woo
That day, the little evil spirit standing blankly in front of the door, watching the two people in the room enjoying themselves happily, finally discovered a major problem that she had neglected for a long time and never noticed.
"?" Baihe Ling just came back.
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