The man who got into the cute daily show

"It will be taken away. If this continues, it will definitely be taken away."

"Cthulhu, what are you doing at the door, come in quickly?"

"I have to think of a way, otherwise..., my future..., what can I do with my future? I don't need a part-time job. Is it possible that a great little evil god like me is going to give to those ugly humans, humbly Going to work? Just dream, it is impossible to go to work in this life."

"What are you always standing at the door muttering?"

"If I can't go back to the Demon Realm like this, these two people often contact like this, maybe the failed game branch will really be triggered! I don't want to be a loser!!! I must win, so, Can't stop!"

"Cthulhu, you've been chattering since just now, it's so noisy!"

"You're the one making the noise!!!"

The moment the four eyes met, Bai Heling just borrowed the Huaxia Triangle Army thorn from the university's arsenal, and ruthlessly pierced the little evil god's snake belly. Accompanied by a bloody cough, the little evil god fell to the ground on the spot. passed out.

Bai Heling held the bloody three-edged army thorn in her hand, and raised her foot while still breathing, and kicked the little evil god on the ground.

With one kick after another, the feeling of bewilderment finally slowly subsided.

In the room on the other side, Medusa, who happened to be able to see the scene at the door, looked at Yan Baying worriedly, and the latter waved his hand, "It's okay, trust Baiheling, I'll go and see what she bought first." Is there enough ingredients, the evil sauce just passed out, if the ingredients are not enough, cut some from her by the way."

"....."Medusa

The next time she comes to play, she should also bring some ingredients for dinner. Huh, evil sauce, will she be fine?

I hope it won't hurt to have the flesh cut off when I pass out.

……

At night, the little evil god habitually wrapped her tail around Yan Baying's waist and her right thigh, but she was still looking at her as she lay on her chin in the dark closet with her chin propped up on one hand. Afterwards, Yan Baying was in a daze.

From time to time, he poked the man's face with his finger.

How can I kill him?

Does the invincible have any weaknesses?

Hey, hey, hey..., I'm already invincible, how could I have a weakness, am I an idiot?Hahaha.

Too bad, I couldn't help but started to give up on myself.

No, no, calm down, use the wisdom of the devil to think carefully, keep thinking, isn't there a saying that nothing is difficult in the world, as long as there is a heart.

Even if Yan Baying is so powerful, if he points a gun to his head and then pulls the trigger hard, no matter how powerful his flesh and blood are, he will not be able to stop the pistol attack.

When the time comes, a headshot will be shot, and the scene will be horrible, tsk tsk tsk, it's too miserable, hahaha.

The happy little evil god couldn't help but kept stroking Yan Baying's cheeks, "Wait a minute, how long has this guy not shaved, and his hair also looks like he hasn't washed it for a while. A little greasy and a little long."

If you take a closer look under the moonlight, this guy usually doesn't pay much attention to his hygiene.

The little evil god suddenly felt a little uncomfortable, her heart froze, and she reached for her snakeskin pocket. From her small warehouse, she quickly took out a bunch of things one after another, and put them on very professionally. Put on a mask, put on gloves.

First of all, he shaves his beard, and trims his eyebrows by the way, his ears look so dirty, this guy is usually too sloppy!

Before you think about killing him, let's help him clean up first.

How could the guy who shared the bed with her little evil god be so unsightly.

The hairstyle should also be designed briefly. Let me think about it, how should he trim it best for his face shape?For boys, it is better to highlight the sunshine and handsomeness. It is better to be more capable and refreshing.

The little evil god at night was busy and gradually forgot his original purpose.

Until the next day, an unprecedented handsome guy appeared in front of Bai Heling. Bai Heling who just woke up almost thought that she was delusional. Why did the familiar Eight Eagles become like the one on the TV when she woke up? Same as the leading actor.

Unbelievable, but the unexpected feeling is also very good, very fresh.

"How about it, the work I am most satisfied with all night, hahaha, it is perfect, this is simply the ultimate perfect life form." The little evil spirit with thick dark circles leaned against the wall of the closet, staggering, Trying to say the last sentence.

After finishing speaking, he belched on the spot, collapsed on the mattress tired with his eyes turned up, and fell into the long-lost sleep sweetly and deeply.

(The little evil god, who came back to his senses afterwards, burst into tears.)

"?" Yan Baying, who was an outsider the whole time, chose to remain silent.

"You are very handsome now, can you take a picture together?"

"Come on, please."

"No!" Bai Heling smiled with great interest, "Xie Shenchan's ability in appearance design and costume design is quite good. This is the result of her hard work, and it needs to be left as a souvenir."

A brand new family photo was born suddenly, and it was placed on the photo frame on the desk.

Pulling Yan Baying who was somewhat reluctant, Bai Heling who was standing together was full of happy smiles, and in the extra gap between the two of them, there was the sweet dream sleeping face of the little evil god.

The little evil god's special ability has been improved.

……

"Spent the money for a dinner, and bought something from a mysterious street stall again."

"The money you wasted will be deducted from your pocket money, so, what useless things did you buy this time?" Bai Heling sat in the room, looking at her like a fool.

Now Yan Baying took Bet out for a walk.

"I bought a book." The little evil god took out a seemingly very old secret book from his pocket, and put it on the table. Bai Heling looked curiously, and some black lines appeared on his forehead, "Huaxia The lost kung fu cheats? A must-have skill for martial arts masters, one move at a time, to dominate the martial arts world and be invincible all over the world?"

This is all a mess.

"It feels great, so I bought it."

"You spent your money on useless things again. Which cheat book would bluntly say that it is a lost thing."

"I bought everything back, why are you saying such disappointing things?"

"Speaking of which, what exactly are you buying this for?"

"Practice martial arts and become a peerless master." The little evil god pointed at himself, and Bai Heling covered her face with her hands with some headaches, "What happens after becoming a peerless master?"

"That's needless to say, of course I killed both of you, so maybe I'm still practicing and playing."

"..." Lily Ling

She took the time to look at the express order on her mobile phone. The Damascus knife bought online has not been delivered yet, so just wait for a while.

Picture: "Absolute authority Lily Ling", location: "Images/1600535143-100186750-106016917.jpg"

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【Extra Small Theater: The Curse of the Lingering Soul】

Walking on the street today, I happened to meet a strange guy who was wearing a black and white maid outfit and had a very good figure, but unexpectedly desperately wanted to work with a dark hood.

The little evil god, who was normally passing by, heard the other party's strange laughter that was obviously aimed at her.

"Kukuku, you snake girl, today will still be an extremely unfortunate day for you."

"Huh? What did you say, you masked bastard maid?"

"The shackles that bind you are the fate that you will never be able to break free from. I can see your tragic fate."

The maid kept smiling strangely, stepping back step by step, and distanced herself from the other party.

The yin and yang said some things that the little evil god couldn't understand at all, but they were inexplicably hot. After finishing speaking, the maid turned around and ran away with the leaflets in her hand, bumping into someone unexpectedly along the way, and was forced to stop trying bowed and apologized.

What happened to that strange guy?

When they came up, they talked about shackles, fate, and other things that made people unhappy.

Wait a minute, has she seen that guy somewhere?

"Could it be..."

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The Cthulhu and the Girl with the Second Sickness of the Kitchen and the Eight Eagles of the King Yan: Chapter 78 The True and False Bank Robbery

Going to the bank to withdraw money is actually the happiest thing in the few outdoor activities of Little Evil God. Of course, it is to go with Medusa's bank card. She does not have a bank card to provide to the mysterious ATM. .

When in trouble, just borrow Medusa's bank card and wake up the ATM.

Anyway, it's getting money from the ATM, not from Medusa's bank card, so what does it matter, right, right?

What will be lost will only be the money stored in the cash machine itself. After the machine is used up, the bank card that was put in before will still be withdrawn intact, so the little evil god is very grateful every time, Medusa can Just borrow her bank card and use it easily.

Afterwards, of course, I will return the bank card properly. After all, it is a borrowed thing, so I have to pay it back, right?

Hehe...

Oh, but the money is different, she borrowed it from an ATM, so it has nothing to do with Medusa.

"Recently, this guy has been working more often, and his deposits have accumulated to this amount." The little evil god looked at the account balance inside, "It shouldn't be a problem to take it all at once, anyway, I took it all. Just help Medusa clean up the inventory."

But it would be a little embarrassing to take them all away.

The little evil god covered his face with his shy hands, and twisted a bit.

For this, some means are needed.

[Woooooo!Medusa, I met bank robbers, what should I do, they want to steal all my money. 】

Started editing emails.

[Cthulhu sauce, are you okay, why did you meet a robber suddenly. 】

【What to do, Medusa, help me! 】

[This, this, it's too late to call the police now, evil sauce, it's okay, just give them all the money, compared to these things, as long as you are safe and sound, it doesn't matter how much money you lose.In the worst case, I can work part-time and earn back. Be sure to be safe, and I will rush over right now. 】

【Oh, it's fine if you don't use it. 】

【But……】

[The robbers just ransacked all the money, I'm safe. 】

【Really?That's great, it's really great to be safe and sound, Cthulhu, woo woo woo. 】

Medusa on the other side of the email was about to shed tears of worry. She kept praying that the little evil god would be fine. As for other bank cards and the like, she didn't care at all. It's just the money that came down.

The reason why they work part-time is all for the little evil god.

Being able to disperse wealth and eliminate disasters is considered a blessing in misfortune.

"Just in case, it's better to call the police first."

Medusa, who still had lingering fears, still held her mobile phone and pressed 110 to call the police.

……

At the same time, the little evil god in front of the ATM was suddenly in a delicate mood as he looked at the read emails.

Oops, it seems that it really worried the other party.

Think about it carefully, even if you really want to take all the money in the card, there is no need to do it in such a way of lying, just call Medusa very forcefully, and use force The gesture said the last sentence.

[My little evil god is going to take all the money in your card today!Hahaha, you can't stop me anyway, the bank card is already in my hand, any resistance and reluctance are useless. 】

In that case... even a mere Medusa wouldn't be able to resist.

But just now, she deliberately used such a lie to deceive the other party, and the little evil god regretted it a bit. Her hand that took the money slowly wanted to put it back into the ATM, but it retracted halfway.

Put it back, retract it.

Come and go, woo woo woo, the little evil god still can't let it go, it's really too difficult to learn to let go of the money that has already been obtained.

In the end, when the little evil god walked out of the bank, he still sent an email to Medusa with guilt and apology.

There are only three short words in it [Sorry, I made you worry, lend me some money next time, and I will go shopping with you, okay? 】

[Cthulhu Sauce...] Medusa in front of the screen finally let go of the big stone in her heart, and her smile was bright again, 【Then let's go together, I'm looking forward to it, hehehe. 】

【(^▽^*)】I also sent a happy emoji.

Seeing Medusa's recovered mood, the little evil god also showed some smiles in relief, and the guilt in his heart was slightly relieved.

Okay, while you are having fun, let's go to the game hall to play for a while, let's go.

Just at this moment, five police cars came all over the street, surrounding the little evil god.

"All the snake girls on the opposite side raise your hands, otherwise we will shoot!!! That guy is actually holding a stack of money and a lollipop in his hand. She has a weapon. Everyone is ready to fire, ready to fire! !!"

"—Hey!!!!" The little evil god's frightened and bewildered voice resounded through the sky.

Scared to pee.

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