The man who got into the cute daily show

However, at the same time, in another bank on the adjacent street, there was really a group of robbers, frantically waving the pistols in their hands, screaming wildly at the stimulation of the sirens.

"You bastards, you actually called the police! Believe it or not, I'll blow your heads off!"

The robbers yelled at the trembling hostages.

It happened that Yan Baying, who was withdrawing money here at this moment, was still standing there. The robber who was closest to him noticed him in an instant, and immediately pointed his black pistol at Yan Baying's head in front of his face. "What are you doing standing here, bastard, I'll kill you."

"..."

"Hurry up and squat in the corner, you are deaf, I'm talking to you, do you hear me! If you don't want to die, go to the corner as soon as possible."

The other robbers are still busy raiding the bank.

Yan Baying was stunned, still standing there motionless, with calm eyes, keeping his eyes on the other party calmly, the robber saw that there was something wrong with this man, why did he point a gun at him, but he was not afraid at all look.

"Put the gun down."

"What are you talking about, are you crazy?"

"First, you are not my opponent. Second, I don't like people pointing guns at my head. No one can do it. Third, I think your crime methods are very backward, with unclear plans and ineffective actions. , The intelligence work before the implementation of the plan is even worse."

"You're teaching me how to do things! Bastard, kill you, believe it or not, I'm going to shoot right now, you bastard."

"You can try, whether your gun is faster or my hand is faster."

"--Alas!"

With a gloomy look in his eyes, the robber was instantly scared back a few steps. What the hell is going on with this man? Damn, he still provoked him so repeatedly. I was so pissed off, it was unreasonable!

kill you! ! !

The robber glared and pulled the trigger, only to hear the sound of the pistol being empty.

Picture: "Medusa one dollar four", location: "Images/1600616358-100186750-106021185.jpg"

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[Well, I have been fed a lot of votes recently, and I am so thankful that I feel guilty, so I have to add more peace of mind, and I will work hard on the second update today! 】

[Your ticket is so good, so charming, wonderful, wonderful. 】

The Evil God and the Girl with the Second Sickness of the Kitchen and the Bad King Yan Baying: Chapter 79 The Little Evil God Who Can Buy Fakes Every Day

"Hey, I finally spent the money for a dinner. I didn't expect that this peerless Chinese martial arts cheat book I bought from a street stall is useless at all."

During the afternoon tea time, the little evil god slumped down on the low tea table in a somewhat listless manner, poking at the martial arts cheat book in front of him, and Bai Heling, who was sitting opposite, quickly remembered this almost forgotten book. thing.

"Is there really such a thing as peerless martial arts in this world?"

"Cthulhu sauce, no one can become a peerless master so easily. If you don't put in a lot of hard work and sweat, you won't get rewarded."

"But Yan Baying is fine."

The little evil god muttered, and retorted weakly, this book is only so thin, she can memorize everything in it, and then?Even if you follow the actions in the book, it won't have any power at all.

For example, when she was taking a bath with Yan Baying.

"Look at the trick! The secret book of China's peerless martial arts..., Tathagata God's Palm!"

— squeak.

The little evil god, who was bathing Yan Baying one second, revealed a ferocious smile the next second, and suddenly exerted all his strength. It ruthlessly hit Yan Baying's strong back.

Immediately there was a crisp sound, and Yan Baying, whose back was facing her, felt a little itchy, and his right hand went around and scratched his back.

Huh?Why, why didn't it work.

"Cthulhu, what's wrong with you?"

"No, it's fine."

The little evil god, who continued to rub his back obediently, showed a wise expression of deep thinking.

Impossible, in order to ensure the lethality of this move, she tested it with a fallen angel when she went shopping in the morning.After yelling the ultimate attack of Tathagata God's Palm with full momentum, just one palm hit Pecola's back and sent her flying.

It fell to the ground and whined several times, hehehe.

It feels good to bully people, anyway, that guy is an angel, and he won't lose a piece of meat if he bullies him occasionally.

At that time, looking down from the heights, looking at the embarrassed angel getting up from the ground, the little evil spirit was in a trance, and finally really felt the strength and pride of being a peerless master. That feeling is great.

Invincible all over the world, a sense of control over all sentient beings.

"Why are you sneaking up on me suddenly? It's too despicable."

"I'm a devil, if I don't sneak attack you, is it possible that I will fight you in a duel? You will be cheated by me, then you can only blame yourself for being stupid, you are a fool, hahaha, thanks to you, I feel happy all of a sudden Thank you for your compliment."

"Pecora isn't praising you again."

"If you say despicable to the devil, that is the best affirmation and praise."

Before leaving, the satisfied little evil god didn't forget to take the sheep by the hand, snatched half a bag of bread from Pecola's hand, and ran away in a hurry, leaving behind the laughter that gradually faded away.

"My bread! I was robbed again, woo woo woo."

Pecola, who is powerless, often can only watch all this happen.

But fortunately, this troublesome demon finally left, woo, the place where the back was hit just now hurts so much, Pecola went back to her only warm cardboard house in frustration, several lessons from the past, let Pecola Cora learned to treasure food.

The looted side of bread, though a precious grain.

Fortunately, Pecola divided the whole bag of bread into two parts in advance, and the remaining part was well hidden in her mattress and quilt. Although there is no guarantee that she will be full again, at least it is not necessary Hungry.

Speaking of which, these quilts and mattresses were all given to her by the earth devil himself after autumn.

[Pekola, the weather is getting colder, here are these for you, be careful not to catch a cold. 】 Yan Baying

[No, thank you very much! 】

In the Pecola cardboard house at that time, there were almost only a few broken blankets picked up. With tears in the corners of her eyes, she cherished this gift. With these, even in winter, there is no need to worry. Alright.

Compared to being cold and hungry day and night in winter, the dignity of an angel is almost irrelevant.

Please forgive me, Lord.

Facing this gift from the Earth Demon, I really can't refuse, woo woo woo.

……

Back to the topic, Bai Heling still looked at her like a fool.

"It's almost time to give up honestly. You can't kill Yataka, just like you can't kill me."

"Why do you always say that you are stronger than Yan Baying? Hmph, why are you so proud? Damn it, if it weren't for Yan Baying to protect you, I would have successfully returned to the Demon Realm. That man is stronger than you too much."

"You still want to kill me."

"If I don't kill you, I won't be able to return to the Demon Realm." The little evil god was depressed, and his index finger was still drawing cursed circles on the table, "That's great, I also want to have someone as powerful as Yan Baying. I'm a slave. No, that guy is my slave, why doesn't he listen to me!"

"Yataka is not my servant."

Bai Heling looked at her, just watched, but suddenly the corner of her mouth twitched, revealing a gloating and complacent expression without any concealment.

The little evil god saw it, and became even more depressed, resting his head on the table, limp into a ball.

"Unfortunately, Yataka and I have a better relationship than you."

"Hey, you actually showed it off to me."

Sooner or later, I will kill you all, and I will use the little evil god to kick it, so I don't need to use any Chinese martial arts cheats.

"Cthulhu sauce, lend me this cheat book too."

"Oh, it's useless anyway."

After Bai Heling brought it over, she read it with some interest, and the little evil god on the side didn't care at all.

Because ah, this is really useless.

"Don't look at how powerful it looks in the book. I have used them all. When I take a bath with Yan Baying, I can always find all kinds of sneak attack opportunities, such as Nine Swords of Lonely, One Yang Finger, Subduing Dragon Eighteen Palms, Nine Suns Divine Art, Wulang Eight Diagrams Stick...all are useless."

He went too far several times and was severely beaten in turn.

(Because of the curse incident, Little Evil God has unknowingly developed the habit of bathing with Yan Baying. Laziness and depravity are the original sins. It is really great to have someone help wash your hair and take a bath. Regarding this, Baiheling unexpectedly remained silent.)

"I think it's quite interesting, and I'm a little interested, hehe."

A dangerous smile suddenly appeared on Bai Heling's face.

She is also a little eager to try the Tathagata palm inside.

"It seems very fun, but I don't know if there is anyone who can come and practice with me? Is there anyone?"

Bai Heling, who seemed to be talking to herself, kept peeking at the little evil god blatantly.

The latter was taken aback, his dazed face immediately lost some blood, and he faltered and began to talk to himself.

"No one, no one here will practice with you, really no one."

"Thank you for willing to practice with me."

"I didn't say that!—"

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Picture: "No one wants the free Pecola", location: "Images/1600617607-100186750-106021357.jpg"

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[What, that is, do you have any more in your hand, that thing called ticket. 】

[No ticket prohibition is coming up, oh, it's so uncomfortable! 】

The Cthulhu and the Girl with the Second Sickness of the Kitchen and Yan Baying: Chapter 80 Don't have such a good relationship with Yan Baying!

The little evil god has been reflecting on and observing recently why she, the summoner of Yan Baying, is always being punched and kicked by the opponent.However, Bai Heling, who has absolutely nothing to do with Yan Baying theoretically, enjoys all aspects of Yan Baying's care from the beginning to the end.

"Oh, it's really hard to understand."

Is there anything she can't compare to Bai Heling?Impossible, there won't be, where can I find a perfect devil like her.

Under normal circumstances, shouldn't her and Bai Heling's status be swapped?

Yan Baying should take good care of her, but Baihe Ling should often beat her up, deduct pocket money, order her to cook on time every day, wash clothes, clean up, and take a bath with her, so Bai Heling can give Yan Ba It's right for the eagle to wipe his back.

(When taking a bath, the little evil god is often forced to wipe Yan Baying's back, otherwise he has to wash his hair alone.)

about this issue……

When the little evil god was sleeping last night, he turned sideways, looked at Yan Baying, and asked, "Why didn't you beat Bai Heling?"

"..." Yan Baying was silent for a few seconds, "This is a stupid question, okay, next one."

"Then why do you often beat me, the master, at will?"

"Xie Shenjiang, it's almost two o'clock in the morning now, okay, go to bed." Yan Baying stretched the quilt on his body, and covered the little Xie Shen's bare body again, "After autumn, it will be winter soon, time It flies so fast."

"It's really cold."

"Sleep, be obedient."

"Oh……"

In the darkness, the little evil god, who seemed to be still struggling with this problem, could only give up temporarily. While closing his eyes, he moved his body towards the warmest place in the quilt, leaning his back against Yan Baying's body, Yoyo fell asleep.

(Occasionally, the little evil god will be used as a pillow by the sleeping Yan Baying, but I'm used to it.)

……

In order to solve this mystery, the little evil god went to Medusa again. On the bench in the park, Pecola looked at Medusa and the little evil spirit who were sitting there chatting with surprise. The two demons appeared here at the same time. It made Pecola feel a little pressure.

Normally, Yan Baying usually sits on this bench.

Huh, I came here to find the earth demon, but I didn't expect these two demons to be refreshed on the bench today. Medusa is a good person, and Pecola doesn't hate it.But another demon... Seeing this snake girl, Pecola almost reflexively hugged the air bread bag in her hand.

"What are you two doing here?"

"Oh, it's a fallen angel." The little evil god

"Pecora is not a fallen angel."

"Fallen angel, tell me why I'm always so unlucky, I'm always treated as a bad guy by innocent people, and the one who should be eliminated as a BOSS, isn't it the bloody and cruel crazy woman Lily Ling? This world is too strange Bar."

"It's not because you, a despicable devil, do bad things every day."