The man who got into the cute daily show

"Today's dinner was unexpectedly good, Xie Shen Jiang, what are you happy about today? The food is so rich." After dinner, Bai Heling lay down on the tatami mat contentedly, she was so tired that she didn't even want to move .

"Occasionally, I want to eat something good."

The little evil god took the initiative to clean up the dishes.

But his eyes kept observing and paying attention to the lazy Baihe Ling and Yan Baying who was lying there reading comics. Although he didn't expect that Baihe Ling would come back early, it didn't matter. People are the first to reveal their flaws.

--So.

Hehehe, don't blame her little evil god for being ruthless when the time comes.

……

The opportunity for assassination will come soon.

Lily Bai Heling, who was exhausted from work, was the first to choose to go to the bathroom to take a shower, and at that time, the little evil god who happened to be in the kitchen pretending to clean the dishes secretly showed an evil smile, and she put down the dishes she had washed long ago. , wiped his hands on his apron.

"Yan Baying, I'm going to the bathroom to tidy my clothes first."

"Oh, you go."

He just used a perfunctory reason to deceive Yan Baying.

At that moment, the little evil god who came to the glass door of the bathroom stood there straight, and slowly took out a z-wheel pistol from his pocket. His evil smile showed the essence of a devil. She was happy, she Excited, she couldn't stop.

And right in front of her, the blurry image reflected on the frosted glass was Lily Ling taking a leisurely bath inside.

"The opportunity is too rare. It's better to see Bai Heling's headshot with my own eyes. It's not safe to do it through the glass."

The little evil god decided to be more cautious.

With a firm mind in mind, she directly and slowly pushed open the glass door of the bathroom, and leaned her head in. The sound of the door opening instantly made Bai Heling scream softly, and her heart was pounding, "Wow,—— — Evil God Sauce?!"

"Yo, Lily Ling."

"You scared me to death! What's the matter with you, didn't you see that I was taking a shower, and you suddenly opened the door and came in." Bai Heling was obviously still frightened, and she was a little angry, "I thought it was Yaying You came in suddenly, but I didn't expect it to be you!"

"—Hey, why do you subconsciously think it's Yan Baying?"

Bai Heling's face turned red instantly, and then she became angry from embarrassment.

"It's so noisy! Shut up, you'd better explain why you opened the door suddenly, or don't blame me for being rude."

"I..., I just wanted to wipe your back, why are you so angry all of a sudden." The little evil god was very depressed instead, "If you are worried about others peeping, then lock the door for me. Didn't you lock the door every day before? The door! Why is it unlocked now!"

"This, this has nothing to do with you!"

Lily Ling was inexplicably angry.

She was sitting on the bath stool, still trying to cover her body, staring at the little evil god who opened the door with unkind eyes.

"Why don't you go out, isn't it nice?"

"Hey, hey, what kind of attitude do you have? It's rare that someone kindly wants to wipe your back and take a bath, but you look amazing instead." After being scolded, the little evil god also stiffened, staring at Bai Heling. With a barren figure, she showed disdain, "As for peeking? ——ah? What's so good about your figure? You don't even have breasts, so it's meaningless."

Bai Heling's eyes froze for a moment.

At this time, the little evil god was still shaking his head and negating.

"Okay, okay, it's really kind of unrewarding. Since you don't need my help so much, then I'll go. Anyway, Yan Baying likes me to help him take a bath every time. Compared with Baiheling, you, Or Yan Baying's figure is better, the muscle lines are also very good, and there is almost no trace of fat on the whole body. It is really hard to imagine, obviously eating and drinking every day, and not going out to exercise, the typical type of staying at home, but still... "

The little evil god was still there talking endlessly, talking to himself.

“…”

Bai Heling, who came back to her senses, was gradually covered by black shadows, and her expression could not be seen clearly.

In a trance.

She stood up from the bath stool, neither covered nor blocked, and went straight to the little evil god who kept talking, without saying a word, the latter was stunned.

"What's the matter with you? Oh, have you finally realized that your figure is not attractive? Haha, it's okay. Everyone's situation is different, so I can't blame you."

In terms of figure, Little Evil God is better than Baiheling.

Haha, I didn't expect to feel a little sense of superiority in this kind of place.

……

When she was proud, Bai Heling suddenly took her hand, and pulled her directly into the bathroom, closed the glass door, which made the little evil god startled, and immediately showed shyness and blushed a little, "Ah! , I hate it, what are you doing all of a sudden?"

"Cthulhu, I've changed my mind, come and help me take a bath."

Under the calm tone, there is a deep sense of oppression.

"Yes, it's fine, but...what's wrong with you, doesn't it look right?" The little evil god looked a little unhappy, "It's okay to take a bath, but you can't do things that are embarrassing."

"Just take a shower, nothing else."

"That's good, I'll go get the towel first."

Just as the little evil god wanted to move his body, Bai Heling pushed him directly to the wall in an instant, and a wall knocked on her side. Baihe Ling's dangerous smile finally appeared in front of the little evil god, making the little evil god realize the truth of the matter seriousness.

"Lily Ling, what do you want to do?"

"You don't need to get towels, just use the ones here."

"—Now, ready-made?"

What the hell is she talking about!

"That's right, just use your snake skin as a towel, and it will grow back soon anyway. Now, isn't it, evil sauce?"

"you you you……"

"Next is the welfare link in the bathroom! ——hahahahaha!"

At that moment, when Bai Heling's broken laughter and the little evil god's horrific screams suddenly came from the bathroom, Yan Baying, who was lying on the tatami and reading manga, glanced in the direction of the bathroom, and then went out of the savings room. He took out the noise-canceling headphones from the ring and put them on.

[Today's hunt was declared a failure. 】

Until night, the little evil god, who had been brutally skinned, dragged his exhausted body and put his arms around Yan Baying's waist, but fell asleep more and more soundly.

Also had a sweet dream.

And the z-wheel pistol hidden in her abdominal pocket, in the middle of the night, was taken out by the sleeping little evil god, frowning, and placed beside the pillow, it was so uncomfortable to put it in the pocket what.

- Get in the way!

The Cthulhu, the Girl with the Second Sickness of the Kitchen, and the Bad King Yan Baying: Chapter 170 [-] I Allow You to Try

The moment of the final decisive battle finally came. In the early morning, in the room of Baiheling's house, the little evil god completely stood on the opposite side of Yan Baying and Baiheling, holding up the Z-wheel pistol in his hand, pointing at Baiheling and Yan Baying in front of them.

A devil's smile appeared on her face, triumphant.

"Hmph, it's fine even if the matter is exposed now, I've had enough, so it's better to go straight in like this."

"Cthulhu sauce..." Bai Heling's tone was full of oppression.

"Are you pointing a gun at me?" Yan Baying's expression was calm.

"It's useless to threaten me. It's useless. Everything should be done. Baiheling and Yan Baying, although the time we spend together is quite pleasant, I'm sorry, but please go to hell! Hahaha, the final The winner will only be me alone!"

The moment the trigger was pressed, the little evil god showed the craziest grinning smile.

……

As for why it becomes this

look.

It was all because in the morning, after Bai Heling got up in a daze, she subconsciously walked to the closet, took a look at Yan Baying, and then accidentally discovered this Z-wheel pistol on the other side's bedside.

And this scene happened to be seen by the little evil god who was just preparing breakfast, and she froze in place for an instant.

He fumbled in his pocket.

It's gone, it's gone!

"Why is there a Z-wheel pistol next to Yataka's pillow? It's so strange."

"Then, that's a toy gun, hahaha, Baiheling, why are you making such a fuss?"

No matter what, the little evil god desperately wanted to cover up the past.

"But isn't there real ammunition inside?"

Bai Heling opened the z-wheel magazine, and there were six pistol bullets neatly inside, and it felt like a cold metal to the touch.

"This, this, this..., this just looks real to the touch. It's super realistic. If you shoot it, it will make a very real sound."

"Eh, is that so?"

"There is an activity in the nearby supermarket. I'm lucky, and I won the lottery."

"So it was delivered by the supermarket."

"That's right, that's right, I planned to keep it as a treasure, but I accidentally left it there. Ahaha, I was really careless." The little evil god tried hard to keep calm, walked in front of Baiheling, and wanted to get rid of the opponent's hand. Li took back the pistol, "Okay, give it to me, I'm going to put it away, if it's kept outside, maybe I'll forget it sometime, and throw it somewhere."

"But……"

"Stop rambling, give it back to me!"

When approaching the best suitable distance, the little evil god shot instantly, and snatched the pistol from Baihe Ling's hand with lightning speed.

After that, he quickly backed away and opened a long distance with the other party.

Just at this time, Yan Baying finally woke up from his sleep, and the first thing he saw when he woke up was the little evil god standing not far away. The Z-wheel pistol in the gun was pointed at him and Bai Heling.

"Cthulhu sauce? What are you doing?"

Yan Baying got out of bed, still wearing pajamas.

"What are you doing? Hahahaha, you can tell just by looking at it, idiot!"

"Ah? What did you say to me just now?"

Yan Baying's expression turned cold instantly, and the little evil god trembled in fright.

"Hmph, you're going to die soon, don't you understand?"

Don't be afraid, it's okay.

Believe in yourself, as long as you have this pistol, even if ten Yan Bayings stand in front of her, her little evil god can easily take the other's life. This is the end of fighting the devil.

If it shows weakness here, it must be all over.

……

Therefore, in the early morning of Bai Heling's house, such a scene finally appeared.

According to history, 【The Battle of the Final Valley! 】

"Hahaha, Baiheling, Yan Baying, you guys are going to die,—go to hell! The ultimate trick of the little evil god!——Blooming head technique!"

The trigger was pulled hard.

Everything was frozen in that moment.

- Huh?

The little evil god pressed the trigger, but there was no response.

The little evil god pressed the trigger again, but there was no response.

The little evil god kept pressing the trigger, but there was still no response!

The little evil god frantically pressed the trigger, but there was still no response!

Instead, it was Bai Heling's first burst of laughter, which made the little evil god stunned and stunned, "Cthulhu sauce, do you think this little trick can really deal with me and Yaying? ——Naive You are so naive!"

A wild smile that was more than the slightest, appeared on Bai Heling's face, triumphant.

She just stood there, arms crossed, one shoulder leaning on Yan Baying's body.

The two had different expressions, and stood upright in front of her little evil god. The dazzling sunlight came through the window and from behind the two of them, making the little evil god unable to open his eyes for a moment.

When she came to her senses, she found that her pistol had, at some point, become completely empty!

"When, impossible!"

"Just now, the moment you snatched it from my hand suddenly."

Bai Heling sneered, showing the neat six pistol bullets in her hand.

"You, you are too despicable!"