The man who got into the cute daily show

"Xie Shen Jiang, you can't kill anyone here, whether it's me or Yataka."

Can't win.

It's over, everything.

At this moment, the little evil god felt hopeless, woohoo, obviously the pistol he borrowed from Yayi with great difficulty, he thought he could do double kills handsomely.

just now...

Yan Baying put his left hand on the slender waist of Bai Heling who was leaning on him, and then took away the six pistol bullets in Bai Heling's hand with his right hand, and with an amusing smile on his mouth, he directly fired the pistol, all Throw it in the direction of the little evil god.

What does it mean?

The little evil god immediately picked up all the pistol bullets that fell in front of him, loaded them, and at the same time stared at Yan Baying with a rather puzzled and strange expression.

"What do you want to do?"

"Cthulhu sauce, if you want to try it, then you might as well try it."

"Don't be so crazy! Are you looking down on me!"

"You didn't have any ammunition in your pistol just now, but now you have it." Yan Baying stood in front of Bai Heling with his arms around Bai Heling, maintaining the same evil smile, "You can tell me Shoot anyone like Lily Ling, but compared to anyone who assassinated me in the past. Cthulhu sauce, you are holding a gun and pointing at me now, it's more like playing a game with me, let me I'm in a good mood."

"You are not allowed to laugh! Damn it, you still dare to laugh at me until now."

"It's a pity that you planned this assassination, but you made too many mistakes."

This Yan Baying.

Really, too much! ! !

The little evil god almost lost his popularity on the spot.

The Cthulhu and the Girl with the Second Sickness of the Kitchen and the King Yan Baying: Chapter 170 [Smashing Varudo] Is Invincible ([-] words)

--boom!

The little evil god really shot, and pulled the trigger at Yan Baying in the distance, but in an instant, the bullet that flew out turned 180 degrees in an extremely strange way, and the shot pierced through her body fiercely. skull.

No puff.

The little evil god fell into a pool of blood, but at this moment her heart was surprisingly calm, and slowly, tears of relief flowed from her eyes.

Is it really going to be like this in the end?

Although I don't know why she was fired at Yan Baying, but in the end she was hit by a headshot, but she still can't win, woo, it's okay, the little evil god knew it from the beginning Yes, she will fail.

I just didn't expect it to be this way.

After all, how could it be possible that Yan Baying and Bai Heling were really like that, standing in front of her stupidly, and then waiting to be killed by her.

Unless those two are out of their minds lol.

……

Those who know the current affairs are handsome.

After getting up again, the little evil god put the pistol in front of the two of them with his own hands, and formally knelt down to apologize, "I'm sorry, I was wrong, please forgive me."

Before Yan Baying said anything, Bai Heling was the first to turn cold, and walked up to the little evil god, condescendingly staring at the slightly trembling little evil god with dangerous and angry eyes.

"Cthulhu, you really shot."

"Yes, sorry!"

"But you did shoot, didn't you?"

"Please spare me, please, anyway, you two can't really die anyway, so what's the point of letting me shoot a little bit." The little evil god panicked, and desperately explained, "Look at For the sake of my own head being blown out, why don't you forgive me this time, hehehe."

"Xie Shen Jiang, I guess you must really want to know why you were the one who shot the gun, but you were the one who got the headshot."

"why……"

This little evil god really wanted to know.

"It's a pity that you have been sleeping with Yaying all the time, don't you even know this?" Bai Heling looked a little complacent, with a smile on the corner of her mouth, proud and proud, "As long as Yaying is willing, he can At any moment, stop the flow of the entire time, and this is one of Yataka's abilities, the ability of [Smashing Varudo], do you understand?"

"Stop the flow of the entire time! How is it possible! This guy, how divine is he?"

"It's no wonder that it's only natural that you can't understand it with your stupid brain. But the fact is like this, so you should understand now, let alone the other abilities possessed by Yataka, just this one [Smashing Varudo], Yataka is invincible!"

The more Bai Heling talked, the happier she became, ah, she saw that the expression of despair shown by the little evil god at this moment made her enjoy it very much.

"So, no matter what kind of attack you want to launch, it's useless to Yataka! ——No, use, yes!"

"Monster, why do such monsters exist in this world?"

The little evil god wept bitterly.

"Hahaha……"

"Damn Baiheling, even if Yan Baying is so difficult to deal with, it's none of your business, she looks so proud, it's not good to show off."

Bai Heling didn't like her at all, she still had that arrogant expression.

Haha, she almost died laughing.

For a moment, the little evil god was so angry that he could only grit his teeth and shed tears, woo, he couldn't win, and he was able to suspend time. Is it impossible to win with such an invincible ability? It's too much, and the same ability can't win. Give her a little bit!

After Bai Heling finished speaking, she will think about the punishment later.

Now, it was Yan Baying's turn to stand in front of her.

Compared with the arrogant Baiheling just now, the silent Yan Baying at this time made the little evil god tremble, and she didn't even dare to look directly into the other's eyes. The terrible oppression made her Some are out of breath.

"What do you want to do to me?"

Let's be the first to ask, the little evil god really can't stand the atmosphere where the other party keeps silent.

Since it's a punishment anyway, let's give it a good time.

A serrated knife was suddenly thrown in front of her.

"?" The little evil god

Why give her a knife.

"Do it yourself."

When she was confused, Yan Baying's voice sounded, and at the same time, a cookbook was thrown in front of her.

The little evil god picked it up and took a look, the dishes on it looked delicious.

Looking up with pure and clear eyes, Yan Baying just squatted in front of her, with one hand on her shoulder, and the encouraging voice sounded again, "Do it yourself, I'll leave the dinner to you."

In an instant, the little evil god understood everything.

"Okay, promise to complete the mission!"

She picked up the serrated knife, smiling while shedding bitter tears.

In order to apologize, the little evil god will try her best to make her own meat as delicious as possible.

"Well, very good, very energetic!"

"In that case, can you forgive me?"

"The premise is that you cook delicious food."

"I will……"

"Well, then I forgive you."

……

It was finally time for dinner. Stepping on the evening sun, the little evil god dragged his tail pale and exhausted. He had just returned from the supermarket with his tail growing back.

The tail meat that was cut in advance has been well placed in the refrigerator, and the marinade has been applied. Calculate the time, and it should be ready to be marinated when I go back.

She still held a large bag of fresh ingredients in her hand.

"The ability to suspend time [Smashing Varudo]? Woohoo, I really want it, and I really want it too. How can I learn that ability?"

Could it be that, just like this, just shout something?

The little evil god stopped on the spot, and suddenly put on a super handsome pose. Then, with a glint in his eyes and a raised aura, he raised his arms and shouted in the busy street, "——[Smashing Varuduo] ! Time, paused."

All the passers-by around were stunned, and they all looked at her in astonishment. The little evil god who came back to his senses was suddenly startled, and his face instantly turned red at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"Ahaha, no, sorry, sorry, to bother you."

Quickly bowing and apologizing to the passers-by around, the little evil god blushed, and chose to slip away in a panic.

At this time, I happened to meet the angel Pekela who was passing by. The other party obviously saw her strange behavior on the street, and stood in front of her strangely, asking, "What were you doing just now? Imitating the funny jokes on TV." Entertainer, but it’s not good to do such behavior on the street.”

been seen!

An understatement, but like a bomb, it exploded in the heart of the little evil god in an instant.

"What do you know, that is the ability to suspend time, do you want me to try it on you! Bastard, look at the trick! ——[Smashing Varudo]"

The words that were shouted aggressively did not change anything.

But just when Pekela was strange, the moment the little evil god finished yelling, a fist roared in and hit Pekela's abdomen fiercely. "Why are you beating someone so hard all of a sudden!"

"This is the ability of [Smashing Varudo], you understand now."

"what."

"I stopped time and punched you, and that was it."

"What nonsense are you talking about? It's obvious that you sneaked up on me just now when I wasn't paying attention. It's too despicable."

"Stop rambling!——That's the result of suspending time. What I say is what I say. Are you looking for a beating!" The little evil god raised his fist as big as a sandbag ferociously again. Pekela was frightened. The place is still sore.

"It's good if you understand, this is the invincible ability."

"..." Pei Kela

"Haha, it feels so good to bully the weak, oh? Fallen angel, you bought milk and brought it home." The little evil god suddenly saw the bottle of sweet milk in the opponent's hand, his eyes straightened immediately, without hesitation He stretched out his hand to take it, "—Hey, give it to me."

"No, this is, I finally decided to spend money to buy it after I got off work."

Pekela immediately hid the milk in her bosom desperately. This is the warm milk that she asked the clerk to heat up specially, thinking about going home to taste and enjoy it.

"I asked you to give it to me, and you gave it to me, - look at the trick! [Smashing Varudo]!"

The little evil god doesn't care.

One rushed up, grabbed the other party's milk in two or three strokes, and ran away with the fastest speed on the spot, laughing, leaving only Pei Kela on the side of the street standing where he was, I was so hungry that I didn't even have the strength to chase it back.

"Woooo, I was robbed again."

She regretted it too late. If she had known earlier, she should have sat in the shop and drank it!

The only thing that added protein, no more.

On the contrary, the little evil god, at this time, was very happy.

Hahaha, sure enough, the ability of [Smashing Varudo] is invincible.

……

———[Short story at the end of the chapter: Have you learned it yet? 】—————

"Yan Baying, do you know China's peerless martial arts?"

At first, I thought this matter had come to an end for the time being, but the little evil god saw that liar selling the same peerless martial arts cheats at the street stall yesterday, which was almost exactly the same as the one she bought before.

Angrily, Xiaoxie dragged the other party into the alley, and after a fierce operation, he learned from the other party that the so-called lost Chinese peerless martial arts cheats are just a bunch of cheap books bought from the wholesale market. .

Almost all of the content is made up.

The little evil god was so angry.

After she came back, she curiously asked this question to Yan Baying, who was lying on the tatami and was still reading manga. Only a minute later, the latter was still reading manga, completely ignoring her appearance.

"Hey, answer me."

The comic book was suddenly taken away by the little evil god, and Yan Baying, who was forced to recover from the comic book, looked at her.

"I can only scratch the surface of things from my ancestors."

"That's great, I also want to have such an ancestor to teach me to become a peerless master."

"Cthulhu sauce, Kung Fu can't be practiced in a day."