The man who got into the cute daily show

"Then play two tricks, let me open my eyes." The little evil god still didn't give up. The previous Baiheling used her as a sandbag and swung wildly, even though it was also painful to death.

"Why do I have to perform for you?"

"Because you are my slave! Hehehe..."

"You're still talking like that."

"If you don't act it out for me, I will deliberately read the dialogue in the comics to you loudly while you are reading the comics." The little evil god looked at Yan Baying with a smug and smirk. There are a few more black lines on it.

"ok, I get it."

"Yeah, that's great."

"Cthulhu, stand opposite me."

"oh oh……"

Eh?Wait a minute, there seems to be something wrong, why does she have to stand on the opposite side.

However, the little evil god did as he did, and stood face to face with Yan Baying. The atmosphere suddenly became a little quiet and weird. The little evil god swallowed nervously. Is it in front of you?

Unlike before, this should be the real thing.

I got nervous a little bit.

The heart was pounding and pounding.

However, Yan Baying, who was in the confrontation, suddenly changed his momentum, and lay back lazily on the tatami again, causing a series of question marks to appear on the head of the little evil god, what about Huaxia's peerless martial arts?

Why did you lie down again.

"Isn't it all agreed, do you want to show it to me?"

Facing the little evil god's questioning, Yan Baying just glanced at her indifferently.

"Cthulhu sauce, don't worry, let your body reflex arc and get used to it."

"?"

Just when the little evil god was even more confused, a sudden blow of fist wind that seemed to come out of nothing hit her abdomen. In just a split second, her whole body was bent like a shrimp, and her eyes turned white with a bang , fell to the ground, lost consciousness, passed out.

The process was so fast that the little evil god didn't even have time to feel the pain.

Yan Baying looked at the fainted little evil god a little delicately.

A blanket was draped over the little evil god. Yan Baying let her lie on his knee pillow, and took out a mysterious pill, and put it in the opponent's mouth. Half an hour later, the idiot's whole body Every bone that has been shattered should be healed.

"In the world of martial arts, there is no strength that can't be broken, but speed can't be broken. Xie Shen Jiang, the things of the ancestors, have you learned it?"

"..."

The little evil god who passed out was forced to keep silent.

……

However, the little evil god who woke up afterwards had no memory of what happened before, and stood in front of Yan Baying the next day, holding in his hand the Huaxia Peerless Book she had bought from a street stall earlier. Martial arts cheats, standing in front of Yan Baying, "Yan Baying, do you know China's peerless martial arts?"

Yan Baying was taken aback.

"Hey, I'm asking you something. I've bought this cheat book for so many days, but I haven't practiced anything. Does this thing in your country really exist? No, it's all a lie Well, there are no martial arts secrets in this world."

"About what happened yesterday..."

"Did anything happen yesterday?"

It seems that I don't remember it.

"Hey..., would you do this? Show me two tricks to open my eyes."

"..." Yan Baying

Yeaahahah.

The Cthulhu and the Girl with the Second Sickness of the Kitchen and the Eight Eagles of the King Yan: Chapter 170 Six Disasters Affected the Pond Fish Medusa

Minos paid his salary before, and unexpectedly bought a large TV and put it in his room. He can use it to watch various TV series, movies, and even search the Internet and play games. function.

Both Medusa and Little Evil God received her invitation, and the three of them gathered in her room, watching a love movie on TV.

It is still the kind of sad open ending. Although the hero and heroine survived many dangers and survived, they got along in two completely different time and space. After surviving, they all smiled happily, that's all.

The movie ends here.

Coupled with the ending song with unique feelings, the eyes of the kind-hearted Medusa are misty. She doesn't know whether to be happy for these two people or sad, and she is both happy and sad for a while.

Glad that both of them survived well.

The sad thing is that the two will almost never see each other again in the future.

"Medusa, are you alright?" Minos noticed her and handed over the tissue with his own hand.

"thanks……"

"Movies are very good. Sure enough, things made by humans are different. In the devil world, there might not be such things as movies."

"Well, I'm a bit overwhelmed by the final outcome." Medusa wiped away her tears and smiled again, "However, both of them are so happy, even if they never see each other again, they didn't show any sadness at all." Expression. Perhaps, in the hearts of those two people, the other party's life is more important than anything else."

"Human love is really powerful sometimes."

Minos has never experienced this kind of thing, so he doesn't understand it very well, but he also thinks it is very powerful.

"Love? To be able to reach that level of love is indeed a little enviable."

Medusa speaks sincerely.

However, as soon as this remark came out, the expression of the little evil god who was making soy sauce on the side tightened, and his tone of ridicule immediately came up.

"It's just a human being, a creature that can't live for 100 years and dies, what's so good about it."

"Cthulhu-chan!—Why did you suddenly say such an outrageous thing?"

"Don't think about what you have. I warn you, don't look for wild men outside, otherwise I will kill you. Your wallet will always belong to me. If you dare to look for it, I will kill the other." , anyway, the ugly words come first!"

"..." Medusa looked at the ugly posture of the little evil god speechlessly.

"Isn't it just watching a movie? Do you really think that human men are very good, and you want them very much? Are you a beast in estrus? --Stop watching this kind of movie, dreaming less, Otherwise, you will be deceived by human beings and lose money, don't blame me for not warning you."

"Ahhh, the evil sauce is here again." Minos couldn't listen anymore.

"Shut up, you tauren!"

"What did you say?" Minos was a little annoyed.

"On the issue of men, the two of you have never even gotten along with men, and you have never slept with men, shut up all of them. Hmph, you don't understand anything, and you want to refute my opinion, but I People who have been here, no one knows better than me about men."

"Isn't it just being with brother Yan Baying every day? There's nothing to show off."

Minos was angry, but he just couldn't understand the appearance of the little evil god who was so easy to fart.

Medusa quickly pulled her back to prevent the situation from escalating.

Ok.

For Medusa's sake, Minos decided not to use force to teach this guy a lesson.

"Xie Shen Jiang, if you think you have a good relationship with brother Yan Baying, I think you'd better be sober, if you change someone else, maybe your relationship with brother Yan Baying will only be worse than you are now, It's several times better."

"--nonsense!"

"Hmph, I can do it too."

"—Shut up! Why are you!"

"It's better because of my figure." Minos raised his head and chest, and the fighting power displayed instantly made the little evil god stare at the beef 100% on the opponent's chest. It was Minos' turn to be more arrogant, and he started to taunt directly, "In terms of charm, me and Medusa, whoever is above you."

Woohoo, damn it.

Only in terms of body, the little evil god gritted his teeth, and couldn't refute even when he exploded in anger.

Because of the year-round exercise and extremely healthy lifestyle, this cow is not only in extremely good shape, but also has white, tender and smooth skin, which belongs to the level that requires no maintenance at all and is quite powerful.

What about her?

Daily snacks, comics, cakes, puddings, barbecue, hot pot, potato chips, sundaes, milk tea, fried skewers, ice cream.

Indulge in the endless sea of ​​pleasure.

Recently, I have gained a lot of weight because of eating too much.

This damn tauren...

I'm furious!

"Aren't you speechless? Change your position and let me or Medusa replace you and live with brother Yan Baying for a few days, and the gap will be obvious immediately." Minos showed no mercy, The more he said, the more ruthless he became, "The reason why you are so lucky to be able to live with little brother Yan Baying every day is not at all because of how good you are, but because you happen to live there."

"You bastard, how dare you say it! ——I'm so pissed off, damn it, look at the trick! The little evil god's invincible stunt [Smashing Varuduo]!"

The incoherent little evil god finally used force when he couldn't refute, and greeted Minos with a fist as big as a sandbag.

"Smash your head!"

It was easily caught.

With a backhand scissor kick, the little evil god was instantly locked on the tatami like a weak wrestler, and kept patting the floor, expressing his surrender in pain.

Medusa was desperately trying to persuade the fight, acting as a peacemaker.

Soon, Minos let her go.

It's just that subtle eyes, still staring at the aggrieved and unconvinced little evil god.

"Do you still want to argue with me again?"

"—who will listen to you?"

"Evil God Sauce, if you are really so unwilling to give up, do you dare to give it a try? Change your identities and let the two of us take your place in Little Sister Baiheling's room for a few days, and you can even stand aside Watch and see who is more powerful!"

"Try and try, who is afraid of whom! Come on, if you lose, I'll make you a tauren into a steak!"

The little evil god was so angry that he was about to lose his mind, and he agreed without thinking.

If she is cowardly at this time, then she is not a little evil god!

"Okay, since you're so unwilling to admit defeat, then try! Medusa, go ahead and spend a few days with Brother Yan Baying."

"—Ah?" Medusa, who had been watching all the time, was startled suddenly, her face flushed slightly instantly, "Should I live with Mr. Yataka? Eh, ehhh..."

How could it be so good, it suddenly became her!

.....

The Cthulhu and the Girl with the Second Sickness of the Kitchen and the Eight Eagles Who Hang Wang Yan: Chapter 170 Seven Then, Medusa is going to fuck

"What's the matter, Medusa, don't you want to eat, take a bath, and sleep with brother Yan Baying?" Minos said a bunch of serious things that made Medusa blush and her heart beat, and her expression was suddenly startled. words come.

"Hey, do you want to eat, take a bath and sleep together?"

"Because the evil sauce has always done that." Minos looked at her strangely instead. Medusa held back for a while, unable to even utter a word. Seeing this, Minos seemed to understand He quickly laughed apologetically a few times, "Oh, it's okay, if you don't want to, forget it."

"It's not..., no..."

"Instead, I can do it myself, anyway, it's just eating, bathing and sleeping, it's very simple, hehe."

"No, you can't."

Minos was taken aback for a moment, but actually agreed.

Just to be on the safe side, she asked Medusa again. It doesn’t matter if you don’t have to force it. After all, it’s just a bet between her and the little evil god, and it has nothing to do with Medusa. love, so I think you can give it a try, anyway, brother Yan Baying is not bad."

"That's why you, Minos..."

It turned out to be the case.

This time, not only Medusa understood, but even the little evil god at the side suddenly came back to his senses, glaring angrily, and pointed at Minos fiercely in an instant.

"Well, you tauren, you dare to plot against me! ——It's too much!"

"Ah? It's Evil God Sauce. You've been talking too much since the beginning. You've been saying that human beings are bad. Since you hate human men so much, why do you still live with brother Yan Baying all the time?" what!"

"You, you, you..., he is not human!"

"Here it goes again. If brother Yan Baying hears this, be careful that you will be beaten again."

Sure enough, as soon as Yan Baying was moved out, the little evil god lost most of his aura immediately.