I don't like the gods, I want to be a hero

"Don't be too happy, teachers of the Holy Maiden." Black Joan, who tightly covered Joan's mouth, put on a 'sinister' expression. "I'm not offering to help you."

"Look at the quality of the dolls in that box. The dolls made by pure newbies, the Saintess and the Little Ghost Head, are disgusting at first glance. My appearance is good enough, but there are a few flaws..."

Having said that, Joan of Arc's expression became more and more smug. "I wanted to prepare something more rubbish and disgusting, but when I think about it carefully, half a fly in delicious food is more disgusting than the rubbish that people subconsciously stay away from."

"So I try my best to make high-quality dolls, so as to maximize the expectations of the recipients, and then the works of the saint and the little devil are..."

"So Joan of Arc, you put so much effort into our gift." Jian Seleus's face was full of gratitude.

"It was made from the back to the front very intimately. Are you the legendary angel?" Serius put his hands together and bowed to Heizhen.

"Thank you!" Gong Seleus thanked bluntly.

"Hey?!" The unexpected reaction of the three knights of Seleus made Heizhen blushed immediately, and she stretched out her two small fists to her chest, her petite body trembling in a daze.

"Stop first, I'm sorry, why are you not disappointed? This situation is really embarrassing."

"Haha, my sister is shy." Joan of Arc with a free mouth smiled and exposed Hei Zhen's bottom.

"clang!"

The armor on the forehead blocked the flying kick from Hei Zhen, and in a blink of an eye, the two Joan of Arc were fighting together...

"Okay, okay, three teachers, hurry up and leave with the gifts you prepared." Looking at the two adults who were entangled together, Youzhen, with her hands on her hips, shook her head helplessly at first, and then she seemed like The little adults also urged the three knights of Seleus.

"Then thank them for us. In addition, we are very grateful to Little Jeanne for her help."

Seeing Joan of Arc's embarrassment, and the fact that time was really urgent, the Seleus hurriedly carried all the puppets to the room where Seleus was riding.

"Sorry! We're late...huh?"

The three knights of Seleus originally thought that there should be only Seleus riding in the room, but when they opened the door, the first thing they saw was not the same room, but a vast forest and a gorgeous castle.

"This is... Isle of Aiyo!" As Serius, the three knights recognized the place at a glance, but before they could react, laughter and laughter attracted all their attention.

Little Jack and Little Nursery Rhyme are playing around, while Atalanta is watching them happily; Chloe, Illya, and Miyu are sitting on Teacher Chiron's back and shouting excitedly ;Cercius, who pretends to be crazy every day, is posing quietly, letting a group of children climb up and down. The name of the most popular humanoid climbing frame in Chaldea comes from this. I also saw little Kamo on his shoulder; little Abby and little Paul were squinting their eyes and enjoying the special pancakes, and the great witch who is good at cooking was preparing all kinds of desserts...

"This is..." The three knights of Seleus stared at everything in front of them dumbfounded - almost all the children's servants in the entire Chaldea gathered here.

"Are the three teachers surprised?" Just when the three knights were in a daze, the voice of little Jeanne suddenly sounded from behind them.

I saw little Joan ran up to them with her calves stepping, and looked at the bewildered three knights with a smile.

"Does little Joan know what's going on?" the three knights asked.

"Hee hee." Little Jeanne chuckled lightly. "I only know that the teacher who looks like a child invited all the children of Chaldea to the party, as for the others..."

"For little Joan of Arc, hurry up and find Jack and the others." Before little Joan could finish speaking, Seleus, who appeared out of thin air, interrupted her with a smile on his face.

"As for the job of explaining to these three idiots, leave it to us."

"En!" Little Joan nodded obediently, and then ran to Little Jack and the others in the distance.

"That is to say, you, you pretending to be young, just like the two of them, didn't join the Lily Servant at all?" When little Joan was gone, Seleus, who realized what was happening, couldn't help but cast his guess. Speak up.

"It's not so stupid that it can't be cured." Cavaliers folded his hands on his chest, put away his smile, and stared indifferently at the three idiots' themselves.

"It's okay to be pulled over for no reason. After two reminders, I still haven't realized the fact that the existence of 'Selius' has no real sense of childhood..."

"We just can't be sure if you are really pretending to be tender, after all, you have behaved like a child in the past." Jian Seleus looked at the 'young' self in front of him with some resentment.

"Obviously I have reminded you." Cyrus raised his eyebrows.

"Who would pay attention to such oblique reminders..." Gong Seleus pinched his brows helplessly. "Obviously the three of us racked our brains to give you a gift..."

"That expected gift did give me a big surprise." Glancing at the puppet held by Sword Seleus, Cavalier Seleus's tone suddenly softened.

"So..." Gun Serius spread his hands. "Can you explain why you didn't notify the three of us about such a big event?"

"After all, it's a children's festival." Riding Seleus signaled the three knights to follow him, then turned around and walked towards the center of the event. "Compared to the joy that three reckless adults may bring to the children, I am more worried about the hidden dangers that you three idiots may cause."

"Then why did you change your mind?"

"Maybe because you feel that no matter how you performed before, as Serius, you will never let people down." Serius silently turned his head and glanced at the dolls in the box. The one that attracted him the most was the one A one-armed existence with a sickle.

Following the line of sight of riding Serius, the corners of the mouths of the three knights raised at the same time.

"By the way." Seleus suddenly asked, as if sensing the smiles of the three idiots behind him. "Don't you want to know why I held this event?"

"You don't need to ask about this kind of thing at all..." Jian Seleus smiled and carried the box in his hand.

"After all, it's just like what you said..." Gooseleus continued.

"No matter how we say it, we are all Serius." Gun Serius patted 'myself' on the shoulder.

"You really are three idiots." Feeling the strength from his shoulders, Seleus shook his head with a sigh.

"The task of telling the story will be handed over to you in a while, but don't make mistakes."

"understood..."

Seleus, pass!

Detective Mash Event Book

Human Survival Agency Phoenix, Chaldea.

There are many Servants living here, and in order to ensure the continuation of human history, they are immersed in busy work every day.

But soon, this boring life every day and every night made it unbearable for some followers who were born to escape, and they stood up...

"If we can't really feel the beauty of the future of human beings, but just rely on our fate with Tachibana to fight, then one day, our recognition of human principles will all be transferred to Tachibana alone. '

'That is to say, as long as Tachibana's safety can be guaranteed, sooner or later we will abandon all of Renri...' as the slogan, calling on all followers to launch demonstrations together.

Although a big brother of the flower who claimed that "it's really not me who caused trouble this time, I can get those things with my own ability" was beaten by Fat Tachibana who led the Chaldean law enforcement servant for the first time , and easily thrown into the 'sweat and muscles, smiling Berserkers activity room'.

However, the riots caused by the followers still caused a lot of trouble to the stability of Chaldea. Those followers who were really worried about human rights joined forces with those who directly appealed to the slogan, making the public activity room of Chaldea Every day is a mess.

Moreover, after the incident intensified and the servants who had nothing to do every day joined the parade for the sake of having fun, Tachibana really realized the necessity of providing entertainment for the servants.

Therefore, after enlisting the help of many followers of the science department and the magicians of the age of gods, Chaldea, which is located in the imaginary number space, finally, on the premise of ensuring that it is between existence and non-existence, has a relationship with a prosperous human moment. successfully connected.

All kinds of modern entertainment, including but not limited to game consoles, computers, TVs..., as well as a lot of pornographic information (represented by the only black beard who dared to disclose the name of the strong request of the idiot followers, And according to the description of a British lion cub, the trio of Lan, Wen, and Cui were directly nailed to the wall by the furious King Xinxin for some reason during that time, and they didn’t take it down for three days and three nights) Flowed into this human security institution.

This also makes Chaldea's entertainment facilities more complete, and the daily life of the servants is more colorful.

Of course, the disadvantage that comes with it is that the followers with a low attendance rate are more and more crippled, and the followers who already have this tendency are more quickly moved towards The useless transformation.

(For example, spending a lot of money for the threesome of the beautiful boy Seleus, as well as the locked-up maid of the Twin Heavens, and Mr. Jin, an enthusiastic citizen in Gothic lolita outfit.)

(However, this perverted behavior was directly reported on the spot by the golden sage Jason who went to Da Vinci's pro store, and Mr. Jin's final punishment was to be put on the sage King Shan and Caster by the muscular Seleus foursome. Serius teamed up with a special magical girl dress, and stayed in the same room with the cat-eared loli Shiny who was affected by the disaster for a week.)

(Jason, whose motives were equally impure, did not escape the predictions of 'Foresight' and 'Metis'. He himself was caught by the indifferent Caster Seleus and his eyes full of 'I didn't know you had it before. Such a perverted Assassin Seleus directly hangs upside down in the public activity room of the Greek servants to accept the daily severe condemnation from everyone.)

But in general, the followers who accepted the various achievements of Humanism obviously erupted with greater enthusiasm, and what we are going to talk about today is under the influence of various information about Humanism, the progress of the followers. Happy everyday.

Detective Mash Event Book——

"Although the body is shrunk, but the mind is superb, a famous detective who knows everything, the truth - forever - only one!"

Chaldea, in the extraordinarily luxurious room furnished by the entire Greek and Egyptian servants, Matthew, who is quietly squatting on the Chimera fur with her legs crossed, is watching her recently obsessed TV with concentration. programme.

"What is my cute little eggplant looking at?" The cloaked boy who appeared out of nowhere moved his head to Matthew's side, curiously looking at what could make his good daughter so obsessed.

"It's Mr. Seleus of Assassin." Mash, who has long been familiar with the cloaked boy who is always swaying around him, rubbed the boy's cheek intimately, and then stretched out his hand with bright eyes. Pointing to a kid in a suit acting strangely on TV.

"I'm watching an animation of a high school detective who turns into a child and chases down a criminal with the help of a gun and killer sneakers."

"Sounds very interesting." Serius smiled and reached out to touch Matthew's little head. "But as a good boy, Mash-chan must pay attention to his wording."

"Yeah." Matthew nodded her head cutely, then folded her hands together, praying expectantly. "Actually, after watching this animation, I also want to solve the case like those detectives."

'Are you going to resolve the incident yourself? Hearing this, Seleus with a smile on his face narrowed his eyes as if he was trying to hide something, and the slightly raised corners of his mouth revealed an unimaginable weirdness.

Matthew, who has inherited part of the intuition of the great Greek hero, seemed to have noticed something, but when she looked up at the young man beside her in doubt, that strange feeling disappeared as if it had never appeared before.

"In Chaldea, shouldn't there be such evil incidents?" Seleus, who quickly recovered, smiled as if nothing had happened. "The servants are all famous figures in history, and with the constraints of Tachibana, even if there is any deep hatred, it will only be resolved in a way that does not harm their lives."

"After all, Chaldea's Saint Quartz reserves have always been in a serious shortage, and Tachibana's luck in this regard has been transferred to other places..."

"That's right... is it true?" Thinking of his senior sitting on Darius' shoulder with a look of lovelessness after using up all the Saint Quartz, Matthew lowered his head in great disappointment.

"Hey, hey, hey!" The high-tech door was quickly opened, and a panicked Tachibana suddenly poked his head out of the door. "You two come here quickly, something big happened in Chaldea!"

"What's wrong? Senior!"

Aegis transformed into a godly weapon instantly covered her petite body completely. Matthew, who was worried about her senior, stood up nervously, while behind her, Serius quietly disappeared, only the handle of the sickle The sound of clang' hitting the ground proves that he is still there.

"Lancer is dead!" Tachibana shed tears in grief.

"It's so inhumane!"

............

In a corridor in Chaldea, many servants who are full and have nothing to do are watching curiously.

The clean and tidy ground was covered with blood. The great Celtic hero, Lancer Cu Chulainn's lifeless body was silently lying in a pool of blood.

There was a shocking penetrating wound on his back, his angry blue tights were stained red with blood, his eyes were wide open, and his colorless pupils were still full of disbelief.

It is worth noting that the index finger of his left hand is stretching forward stubbornly. It seems that at the last moment of his life, this resilient hero still wants to leave some information about the murderer.

"Do you know the meaning of the message that Cu Chulainn left before he died?" Standing beside the blood spread all over the ground, Caster Seleus, who had never known that he had received the white gloves from the doctor with that name, asked. He stared indifferently at the corpse in front of him.

"No." The pink-haired doctor yawned a little bored, as if it didn't matter if Cu Chulainn was dead.

"But judging from the traces, the deceased Cu Chulainn should know the identity of the murderer, and he firmly believes that as long as we see the message, we can guess the identity of the murderer."

"Reason." Serius glared at the clueless guy next to him.

"Because the message left by this guy is very unreasonable." The doctor who was disliked by his friends pouted, then carefully avoided the blood on the ground, and came to Cu Chulainn's hopeful left hand.

"Here."

Following the direction in which the doctor stretched out his hand, three cursive letters stained by dripping blood appeared in Serius' field of vision.

"BB..." Seleus recognized the top two letters, albeit indistinctly.

"Ordinary people should try their best to write down everything they know before they die." The doctor looked at his watch, and after confirming that the live broadcast of Magic Meili hadn't started yet, he moved to Serius' side with peace of mind.

"And he only wrote three letters from the beginning to the end. You must know that judging from the specially enlarged font, he has enough time to leave more information, and..."

"He believes that the murderer will never recognize these messages, or..." Seleus narrowed his eyes. "Even if the murderer recognizes these messages, he will ignore the existence of these messages because he does not admit that it is him."

It was clear who the murderer was.

Serius and the doctor looked at each other, even though the stupid dog under their feet accidentally covered the message with blood, the two found out the truth of the incident from the clues.

However, after finding out the truth, another troublesome matter fell on the two of them.

'Do you want to find out the murderer? ' Seleus blinked.

'Why do you want to find out? The doctor hurriedly stopped with his eyes. 'Don't you know how happy Tachibana was when he summoned her? '

But what should the Cu Chulainns and Maeve explain? 'Selius spread his hands. 'It can't be said that he committed suicide. '

'suicide!Why didn't I think of it? The doctor showed an expression of "as expected of you".

'Are you all right? ' Seleus glared at the doctor. 'Where is the suicide shot in the back? !Who will believe this? '

'Anyway, Cu Chulainn of the Berserker rank has never dealt with these three very well, so Maeve can just send one of them to you to pay for it. The doctor winked, with a mean smile on his face.

'As long as these two five-stars have no objections, Tachibana will not pursue it at all. '

'Speaking lightly, who do you want me to send? ' Seleus suddenly had an urge to strangle the doctor. 'I've been in trouble all the time, and the most troublesome ones haven't come down yet... Do you want Atta to kill me? '

While Caster Seleus was arguing endlessly with the doctor, the sudden commotion among the followers attracted the attention of both of them.

Following the prestige, I saw Matthew, whose eyes were shining, couldn't wait to run over from the path made by the followers, and when he saw Cu Chulainn's horrific corpse, his cute little face suddenly showed Very surprised smile.

"Senior! There is an incident!"

"Mash...why does it look so happy?" Caster Seleus grabbed Assassin Seleus aside by relying on the connection between 'self'.

"It's a long story..." The cloaked boy sighed, and then looked at Cu Chulainn's body in amazement. "Someone actually killed Cu Chulainn before me, did the murderer catch him?"

"Don't complain about your obviously problematic speech, just look over there." The doctor pointed to the message under his feet. "There is no need to reason, it must be that person."

"I probably understand." Assassin nodded, being smart, he saw the current situation at a glance, and he naturally understood the troubles of Caster and the others.

"Since we can't deal with it, let's leave it to Little Eggplant."

"Mash-chan?" Caster and the doctor glanced at little Mash who was eager to try next to Cu Chulainn's body, and then nodded at the same time.

If it was little Matthew, no matter what the answer was, he would not have encountered the trouble they faced...