I don't like the gods, I want to be a hero

Carefully observing Cu Chulainn's body, Matthew rested his chin with his hands, thinking carefully with his small head.

"Through the horrible blood hole on the victim's back, it can be inferred that the murderer used a long gun-like murder weapon, and based on the victim's own identity and the message left before dying..."

Thinking of this, Matthew suddenly had a flash of inspiration in his mind, raised his slender arm high, and pointed it in the direction of the onlookers and dropped it heavily.

"I already know the identity of the prisoner...it's you!"

Among the crowd, Scathach, who was wearing a dark silk tights and crossed his arms, opened his eyes nonchalantly, and glanced in Mash's direction.

"Lancelot... No! It's the perverted scumbag No. [-] who likes married wives!"

"What?!" Lancelot, who was eating melons and watching a show in the crowd, pointed at himself with a confused face. "I'm the murderer?"

"That's right!" Matthew, who turned his face sideways, maintained the posture of pointing his finger at Lancelot, while the other hand pushed his glasses very handsomely.

"Chaldea's law enforcement servants, quickly throw this scum into the activity room of 'sweat and muscle, smiling Berserkers'."

"Ah ya ya ya~~~~~"

Accompanied by the weird but inexplicably solemn background music, three muscular men with strange shapes suddenly appeared behind Matthew.

"You three bastards!" Caster Seleus, who had always been very calm, couldn't help but growl when he felt the surprised gazes from the servants around him. "What is it that I was obsessed with during the time when Chaldea was connected with humanity!"

"Congratulations! Me." Assassin put his arm on 'my' shoulder, revealing indescribable helplessness in his tone. "At least those three bastards are well dressed."

"Tch——" Thinking of the origin of the famous scene in front of him, Caster curled his lips in displeasure.

"Wait!" Seeing the three knights of Seleus with a malicious smile on their faces, they were slowly approaching him, and Lancelot was pushed out by the servants who watched the excitement around him and didn't think it was a big deal Tate's expression changed drastically.

"Let's not talk about how Matthew came to the conclusion that I was the murderer." Lancelot panicked and pointed at Scatha who was showing off his perfect curve with a proud face.

"According to the current evidence, no matter how you think about it, the murderer is that beautiful lady, right?"

"No!"

Mash rested her chin with her hand, and a ray of light called 'wisdom' reflected on the smooth lens.

"The directionality of the evidence is too clear. It is obvious that the real murderer made a disguise to disrupt our investigation."

"The most important thing is—the prisoner who killed Cu Chulainn was an inhuman guy, that is to say..."

Saying so, Mash showed an extremely indifferent expression on his face.

"Inhuman guy = scum = pervert = Lancelot, apart from you, I can't think of any other existence that is qualified and capable of killing Cu Chulainn."

"But this is too far-fetched." Lancelot, whose grief and indignation were beyond words, made a final struggle.

"Stop talking, it's useless to argue with me!" Pushing his eyes lightly, Matthew pointed firmly at the armored knight who was crying bitterly in front of him.

"There is only one truth, and the prisoner this time is you!"

After uttering the handsome lines that he had always wanted to try, Matthew's eyes dimly lit up.

"Chaldea's law enforcement servants, quickly take this prisoner away!"

"Wait! I'm innocent, I didn't kill Cu Chulainn at all, you can't do this to me!" Looking at the three brothers who surrounded him tightly, Lancelot struggled with a broken face.

"Every criminal will say that he is innocent." Sword Serius locked Lancelot's left arm neatly.

"In the same way, the more you emphasize your innocence, the more problematic it will be." Kyuselius then locked Lancelot's right arm, and his crimson eyes looked maliciously at the struggling purple-haired knight.

"Also! One Serius is enough for Little Eggplant's father! There is no need for extra perverted knights to embarrass her." The gun Serius held the ball sponsored by Da Vinci's relatives and friends, and the huge shadow slowly moved away. The more frightened Lancelot shrouded.

"This is obviously public revenge! I want to see the Master!"

"Stop talking nonsense, is Tachibana something you, a criminal, can see whenever you want?"

"I did meritorious service for Chaldea! I shed blood for Master! You can't do this to me! I want to see Master! I want... woo woo woo——"

"Evil has been wiped out." Looking at Lancelot who was taken away by the three knights of Seleus with a sad face, Matthew's small face was full of a sense of accomplishment in solving the incident himself.

"You are really merciless, Mash." Tachibana, who appeared out of nowhere, handed the cloak on his body to the smiling Assassin Seleus.

"Because there's no need to show mercy to that kind of person, senior..."

Detective Mash Event Book

Chaldea's Reinforcement Room.

The second coming of the Spirit Base!

With the disappearance of the colorful magic light, the huge frame was directly opened from the inside.

"Master An Zhen, your Qing Ji has changed into new clothes..."

Accompanied by a sweet voice, Kiyohime, who was wearing a gorgeous kimono with black background and gold trim, opened her arms weakly, and hugged Tachibana shyly.

I noticed the girl's slender arms exposed from the wide cuffs, the belly tie that perfectly highlights the curve of the body, the white silk thighs displayed by the special hem, and the fairer skin that is set off by the black bottom and clothes...

"Hey! Qing Ji! My little Qing Ji! Hey! She's so cute."

Tachibana with an idiot face jumped directly on Qing Ji's body, rubbing her dishonest hands and head frantically on the girl's body.

And Qing Ji didn't mind her Master's rudeness at all, and her weak little hands hugged Tachibana even tighter.

However, neither of the two people present noticed that just behind the door of the enhancement room, a strange light flashed through Mash's glasses that appeared here at some point...

.........

Chaldea, Da Vinci's omnipotent shop.

Da Vinci, who was replenishing the supply, looked at Matthew in front of him with a strange face. "Want a new look?"

"Because my image doesn't seem to have changed." Matthew scratched his cheek with a smirk when he thought of the godly armor that had completely covered his body from the beginning, and the never-changing British Prestige Dining Table.

"So I want to change my mood, and the mood of the senior will be better, maybe..."

As if thinking of some loving scene, Matthew covered her face shyly. "I will also be done by the seniors...hehe."

"But! Isn't your image already perfect?" Putting his hands firmly on Matthew's shoulders, Da Vinci, who was questioned about his own taste, leaned close to Matthew's face with his head full of black lines.

"Short pink hair covering one eye, contrasting metal glasses, a cute tie that emphasizes the curves of the body, seductive black silk thighs under the short skirt..."

"Coupled with the God's weapon that perfectly fits the body in the servant state, the perfect combination of the Greek classic style and my almighty man has created Matthew's girly posture that is both young and gorgeous."

"How can you give up so easily with that kind of reason! Mouth teeth!"

"Eh..." Looking at Da Vinci who was getting closer and closer to him, his eyes full of some kind of fanaticism, Matthew lowered her head shyly. "When you say that, it's a bit..."

"Does Matthew want a new look?"

The soft voice came to the ears of the two, and Mary, who was wearing a lily crown on her head, gently hugged Matthew from behind, and looked at the girl in her arms with fascinating blue eyes. "Then why don't you try to glorify France with me?"

"There is more." Nero, who jumped out from nowhere, grabbed Mashup's hands, and the two pairs of plump things squeezed out a fascinating swing. "Standing with Yu will make Rome bloom with flowers."

"What are you doing?" Elizabeth, who was hanging out with Qing Ji, noticed the movement here.

"Mash's new image? Let us help you think about it too..."

Soon, Da Vinci's omnipotent shop gathered a large number of female servants.

Because of Matthew's popularity among the followers, these followers were willing to lend her their costumes after learning about Matthew's troubles.

Like a blooming Roman flower (Matthew blushing and covering her lower body with her hands), an idol full of vitality (Matthew holding a microphone at a loss), a proud pirate chasing the sun (Matthew with her hands on her hips) Proudly raised his chest), the eagle in the sky of the hot desert (Matthew curled up as much as possible while holding the staff)...

Moreover, after seeing Matthew's charming posture after trying various clothes, they seemed to have awakened some mechanism, and compared all kinds of clothes to Matthew's body with bright eyes .

What I have to mention is that during this period, the Artorias also found out the big brother Hana who switched genders and secretly put a V-shaped bikini in Matthew's hand.

As for the fate of the old pervert, it was natural that the three knights of Seleus who had heard the news brought them into the activity room of the smiling Berserkers.

'Everyone's interest seems a little too high...'

Looking at the clothes that almost buried her, and then at the servants who were discussing something with great interest, Mash stayed away from the crowd calmly. 'I'd better hide first...'

"Fufu! (Don't worry! Mash!)"

Just when Matthew was about to escape from this place of right and wrong, an unexpected figure stood firmly in front of her.

"Fufu?!"

"Fufu-fu (Although I really want to see your new side, but the costumes of the followers are the crystallization of their personalities, and others can only wear soulless Cosplay.)"

A dreamy beast with long ears, Fufu moved her little paws and approached the dazed Mash step by step.

"Fufu...(In Mash's words, you should live out your own attitude instead of borrowing from others.)"

"That's right." Matthew tilted her head and thought for a while, then squatted down and looked at Fufu in front of her seriously. "Does Fufu have any suggestions?"

"Fu! (Suggestion!)" A gleam of light suddenly flashed in Xiaoshou's eyes.

Inexplicably, Ma Xiu had a faint feeling in his heart.

"Fufu!!! (Halloween costumes of course!!!) Fufu! (No one can resist a dangerous beast named Mash!)"

Amidst the cute but idiot-like cry, the little beast jumped up suddenly, and turned into a dreamlike brilliant light belt in Matthew's horrified eyes, as if it would completely envelop her in the next second.

"Chong!"

The wind of death came in an instant, and the light band enveloping Mash was instantly split into two by the sharp cold light.

"Fufu?! (What?!)" Fufu who showed her figure looked behind in horror.

The boy in the cloak was leaning on a scythe representing destruction. He appeared here at some point, and then gently swung the knife.

"Fufu! (Selius! When did you come!)"

"Do you think we'll forget about you, the idiot and disaster beast who always deceives little girls with your cute appearance after we get rid of Merlin? Cathy Pa***."

The boy raised his head and showed a sneer of disdain for what was in front of him.

"Fufu! (Cut! That bastard Merlin is really useless!)"

Fufu screamed angrily, and was about to escape with her little paws, but the next moment, the boy's palm firmly grabbed the little beast's back neck.

"Go and be with Merlin, Cassippa." Holding the struggling Fufu in one hand, Assassin Seleus slowly walked towards the activity room of the smiling Berserkers.

"Let those smiling big brothers teach you two scourges a lesson."

"Fufu! Fufufufu! Fufu---!"

Before he could react, he realized that the matter was over. Mash stared blankly at the man and the beast that were gradually going away. After a long time, the girl scratched her cheek.

"I'd better find a suitable outfit from Amazon first, and then trouble Da Vinci..."

.........

Inside the corridor of Chaldea, outside Medea's room.

"Thank you, Penthesilea, you have to help me deliver the goods at this late hour." Medea, who was holding the doll material she bought online and wearing purple silk pajamas, thanked the silver-haired man who delivered the goods to her door. Miss Yu thanked you.

"There's no need for that, Medea." The tall, slender but powerful Amazon CEO nudged his glasses, his beautiful face revealing the sophistication of a professional woman.

"Our Amazon motto is 'No matter where the customer is, it can be delivered quickly with just one click'. I should apologize to you for disturbing the door at such a late hour..."

"I don't care about these anymore." Medea smiled lightly and gestured to the silver-haired sister in front of her.

"But having said that, according to the normal situation, you should indeed deliver the goods to your door sooner... Is there something wrong?"

"Well, this..." Penthesilea showed embarrassment, but seeing the curiosity and worry in Medea's eyes, and thinking of her consideration for her, the Amazon queen still spoke slowly.

"Originally these issues are internal secrets that cannot be explained to outsiders, but for the sake of your patronage many times, let me explain them to you."

......

"That is to say, due to the popularization of the Internet in Chaldea, your customer base has increased unexpectedly and rapidly, resulting in a serious shortage of manpower, right..."

Medea looked at Penthesilea in front of her with a strange expression. As a magician of the age of gods who participated in the connection between Chaldea and humanity, she didn't know what to say.

"Actually, this is only one reason..." Penthesilea scratched her hair, as if what she was going to say next made her very upset.

"I met an unimaginably weird customer on a home delivery..."

"A wonderful guest? Who is it?" Medea tilted her head, looking at Penthesilea in front of her with some curiosity.

"It's that Achilles." Mentioning the green-haired demigod hero, Penthesilea couldn't help but sigh.

"As soon as we met, I praised me for being cute, and asked if I would like to receive Aphrodite's blessing with him. I finally got rid of him, but the next day, I came to the door with a lingering spirit..."

Originally, according to Amazon's rules, anyone who dared to ignore her combat power and boast about her cuteness would be dealt with as an endless enemy, but now she is working in the service industry, which makes Penthesilea can only do her best to deal with it. Avoid the entanglement of Achilles.

It would be strange if the essential work was not delayed.

"So you are here, my fair Penthesilea."

The nightmare-like voice suddenly reached his ears, and Penthesilea's face darkened immediately, and then he sat on the special indoor delivery truck made by Leonardo Da Vinci neatly, and stepped on the accelerator to the bottom.