I don't like the gods, I want to be a hero

In the end, the perverted duo with bruised nose and swollen face were directly taken away by Dion who rushed over after hearing the news, while the cane archer who was almost beaten into a mosaic because of the sneak attack of the two was dragged by the doctor's calf like a dead dog. The medical department where Nightingale sits... the crazy one.

Tachibana Shantui - the man with the green hat from behind meets Mashut Shantui - an unknown primate killer. The humanoid one is taciturn, while the animal-shaped one is because of the unnatural chill in his heart. And dare not speak at will.

The crimson swordsman was at a loss as he faced the accusations of many followers who did not accept the flat-chested theory, and the leaders were Gavin the gorilla, the leader of the Giant ○ faction, and Cui Sadness, the leader of the American ○ faction.

For the first time, two people with different ideologies joined forces to fight against the heresy among the heresies, but the words of the two of them, "If you're so flat, you won't be afraid to wake up in the middle of the night and look like a man", were met by the crimson swordsman. My two loves are flat' and the two mantras of 'I'm from Greece' are a direct crit...

"Silence! How can you wait for such noise in the sacred parliament!!!"

Just when the scene inevitably fell into chaos, the scumbag host Lancelot yelled loudly, and the noisy conference room suddenly became extremely quiet, and everyone who was originally chaotic turned their eyes on their leader body.

Lancelot nodded slightly, and continued his speech after being very satisfied with everyone's understanding.

"I've also heard your discussions, but they generally fall within the range of theories put forward by Cui Sad, Gavin, and Your Excellency Scarlet Swordsman. Although there are other theories, they are not considered because of their scarcity."

"Then I would like to propose that the results of the topics discussed in this club will be voted on. All colleagues present are invited to engrave your choices on the round table in front of the three Your Excellencies in the form of magic marks, and the party with the most votes will propose The theory is the result of this "What is the ideal European style?"

After speaking, Lancelot looked around deeply at the people in the meeting room. "Do you have any objections?"

"We have no objection!" A shocking cry erupted in the small meeting room, which was the declaration of the gentlemen's firm belief and dream.

"Very good!" Lancelot's eyes flashed, and he announced in an unquestionable tone: "The voting session for the Gay Club of Chaldea will begin immediately!"

Everyone cheered, but they didn't act immediately. Instead, they all set their eyes on Lancelot in front of him, as if they were waiting for something.

"Then, let's start from here." Lancelot stood up and walked steadily towards the somewhat bewildered crimson swordsman.

After becoming the first Chaldean scum recognized by Tachibana, he became the irreplaceable leader of this group of guys in terms of gentlemen.

"How should I put it, although I personally like ladies with plump figures, but true love is flattering." Lancelot patted the shoulder of the crimson swordsman, and gently scratched a notch on the round table with his fingers imbued with magic power .

Seeing that the leader had already taken action, everyone enthusiastically began to line up to vote in front of the faction they supported.

The servants made their choices in a short time. The American ○ faction with the most votes has already led the second-placed Ju ○ faction by four votes, and the only ones who have not yet voted are those who are completely unmoved Cu Chulainn, and the squint-eyed Xiaogang who hesitated in front of the three of them.

In other words, if there are no accidents, the topic of this club will end with Cui Sadly's "Beauty ○ is the most ideal European school".

If nothing else happens.

"What's the matter, Xiao Gang with squinting eyes." Xiao Gang's performance, which was completely opposite to his usual carefree expression, aroused Lancelot's curiosity.

"To be honest, I don't think these three theories can represent my thoughts." Xiao Gang's expression was very serious, and even his eyes that had never been opened slightly opened a gap.

"Then what do you mean?" Due to the status and feat of this colleague in the gentleman's world, Lancelot had to think carefully.

"Let me express my opinion." Xiaogang turned around, looked up at the many colleagues in the meeting room with his head upright.

Seeing that the senior in the gentleman world was so serious, everyone couldn't help but hold their breath, wanting to hear what amazing words Xiao Gang had to say.

"Hmm." Xiao Gang coughed lightly, and then, the originally ordinary and strong muscles swelled suddenly, the blue veins throbbed, and his whole body swelled in an instant, and even the square face that looked unusually honest also followed suit. It went berserk.

"Just give it! It's the most ideal one for men no matter what the size of the chest is!!!"

"You are our general!!!"

Except for the dumbfounded Crimson Swordsman and Cu Chulainn, including Lancelot as the leader, everyone roared and cheered obsessedly. They spontaneously surrounded Xiaogang, as if surrounding their heavenly father. Like the Savior, lift him up directly to heaven.

"Wait a minute!" However, facing the enthusiasm of the crowd, Xiao Gang suddenly recovered his former image. "I don't think I am qualified to be your general."

"We swear to follow in the footsteps of the general! Please lead us! For this reason, we will die without regret!!" But everyone didn't think so.

"No, I'm serious." Xiao Gang squeezed away the crowd surrounding him, walked to the sluggish Cu Chulainn with a serious face, and put his big hand directly on the big dog's shoulder.

Everyone looked at their general in doubt, not knowing why he came to the returned Cu Chulainn.

"Everyone should know that Cu Chulainn is a lust demon dog that is absolutely inferior to me, that is to say, his gentleman's power is at the same level as mine."

Without keeping everyone confused for too long, Xiao Gang used a deep and firm voice to explain the confusion to everyone.

"Could it be that..." Smart people like Fishgill Nightmare realized something from Xiaogang's words, and then looked at the bewildered Cu Chulainn in disbelief.

"Yes! That's the one to say!" Xiaogang's mouth curled into a smug smile. "When I heard my theory, all the gentlemen present couldn't help cheering for me, but only Cu Chulainn and Scarlet Swordsman were exceptions."

"The reason why the crimson swordsman didn't cheer is basically clear to everyone, but it's different when it comes to Cu Chulainn."

The existence that can become a heroic spirit is naturally not too dull. Under Xiao Gang's explanation, everyone's eyes full of surprise turned to Cu Chulainn next to Xiao Gang.

"Cú Chulainn's performance when he heard my theory was almost exactly the same as my performance when he heard His Excellency Scarlet Swordsman's theory..."

"That is to say, Cu Chulainn has a brand new theory that has not been proposed to us, and this theory will far exceed my imagination!"

"Cu Chulainn! Cu Chulainn! Cu Chulainn!!!" The crowd shouted Cu Chulainn's name emotionally, and bowed neatly and sincerely in his direction.

"Okay, Cu Chulainn!" Seeing the scene in front of him, Xiao Gang laughed and patted his old buddy on the shoulder. "Hurry up and announce your new theory after getting the new spiritual base, and let me take a good look at your progress over the years..."

"These people... are they that exaggerated?" The scene in front of him greatly shocked the spirit of the crimson swordsman. He never thought that a male heroic spirit would act like a fanatic because of a gentleman's affairs.

"However, they are doomed to be disappointed."

A familiar voice came from the void beside him, and the crimson swordsman turned his head to look, only to see Assassin himself lifted the cloak on his body, and his figure suddenly emerged from the void.

"What do you mean? Also, why did you appear here?" The crimson swordsman was puzzled.

"Don't worry about it so much, the two of us take this opportunity to run first is the kingly way."

"Run? Why run?"

"You'll find out soon..."

Hot and bustling Chaldea

"So..." Facing the fanatical heroic spirits in front of him, Cu Chulainn sighed softly. "I have no theory at all about the ideal European school."

"O Cu Chulainn!" The gentleman spirits headed by Lancelot tried to dissuade them.

"No one in the gentleman world does not know the prestige of your Kuran breed dog. Please let us see the highest level of a gentleman who is enough to be called a breed dog."

"You guys really make people angry!" Cu Chulainn's face was full of black lines.

And 'The Breeders of Kuran'?What is that?

If Cu Chulainn is still in his original state, then, when faced with the pursuit of many gentlemen, this big dog should proudly show off his love history to them.

But now Cu Chulainn is an insulator who is 'normal' enough to be called 'abnormal'. Therefore, the remarks of the gentlemen will naturally make Cu Chulainn feel uncomfortable.

Moreover, with Cu Chulainn's personality, he would naturally not be indifferent to these actions that made him feel uncomfortable.

"You guys...want to see the highest state of Oupai and gentlemen?" Closing his eyes, Cu Chulainn slowly put on a pair of black-rimmed square eyes, matching his image of a druid at this time, a wave of A strong breath of wisdom rushed straight to the many gentlemen in front of him.

Cu Chulainn's demeanor at this time caused a commotion among the gentlemen, but everyone quickly calmed down again. Their expressions were serious, and their eyes were resolutely looking forward, looking at their prophet Cu Chulainn.

"My great prophet, no matter what, please give us the opportunity to see the realm you have reached! Even if it is just a glance, let us know that our road ahead is not yet closed!"

"Good attitude!" Cu Chulainn's suddenly opened eyes flashed a gleam.

This light seemed to ignite a spark in the darkness, making the gentlemen's eyes more pious and expectant.

"Gentlemen, although the glory of the past is no longer there, the new utopia is in front of you, so... what are you going to do?"

"What your sword is pointing at is what our heart is aiming for!" Incomparable enthusiasm flashed in the eyes of the gentlemen and heroic spirits.

"In the face of danger?"

"We have nothing to fear!"

"Facing obstacles?"

"We will never back down!"

"Very good!" Cu Chulainn raised his eyes in satisfaction, but there was a subtle sinister smile on the corner of his mouth. "Then, prick up your ears and listen carefully, gentlemen who are trying to sink into the abyss along with gentlemen..."

All the gentlemen immediately held their breath and concentrated, not daring to disturb Cu Chulainn in the slightest.

"Everyone, gentlemen have limits!" Cu Chulainn opened his hands, as if he wanted to embrace the world. "During my long career as a heroic spirit, the more I pursue the way of a gentleman, the more I understand that a gentleman has limits."

At the opening lightning strike, everyone was very puzzled. Since it was an introduction to the way of a gentleman, why did Cu Chulainn say that a gentleman has limits?

"Stupid, don't you understand?" Xiao Gang reprimanded his comrades in front of him with an attitude of hating iron and steel. "If I didn't wake it up, would you still be troubled by the shape of Opie, so you can't go any further?"

"I see!" The gentlemen immediately understood what 'limit' meant, and deeply realized that the word 'limit' reflected their own truth, and looked at Cu Chulainn even more devoutly.

"As expected of our Prophet, the man who bears the name of 'Kuran Breeder'.

"But I think there is no limit..." Without being too entangled in the inexplicable title, Cu Chulainn glanced at the people in front of him meaningfully.

"Gulu..." His throat rolled. Facing the method beyond the limit of a gentleman, even the heroic spirits who have gone down in history couldn't help being a little excited. They watched Cu Chulainn in front of them closely, with endless desire in their hearts.

But who would have thought that Cu Chulainn changed his impassioned attitude at this time, and his undisciplined and calm attitude returned to his face. "Of course you don't want to be a gentleman."

"?!"

"I say you..." Ignoring the stunned gentlemen with question marks all over their heads, Cu Chulainn gently adjusted his glasses. "When will this brat-like discussion end?"

"It's just a fat accumulation piled up in a special place, what shape and size... Is it interesting to evaluate this thing?"

"This is... the so-called no limit?" Xiao Gang endured the huge shock in his heart, opened his eyes wide in disbelief, and stared at his friend who had become extremely strange.

"What kind of stupid question is this? I have graduated from a gentleman, so I naturally have no limit of being a gentleman." Cu Chulainn glanced lightly at Xiao Gang beside him.

"That is to say... now I have no interest in those at all."

The decisive words woke up the petrified gentlemen, they looked at the prophet who had become extremely strange, roared and rushed towards him.

"What's wrong? Great Prophet, why did you, who is the embodiment of lust, become what you are now? Did you get that terrible Sumerian fever?"

"Is it crazy because you don't have a gun on you?"

"I never believe that the Prophet would say such a thing. Someone must have replaced the Prophet while we were not paying attention. This guy in front of us is actually a fake!"

"Say! Where did you hide the real body of the prophet?!"

"I've made it so clear why you guys are still so persistent." Cu Chulainn didn't expect the group of guys in front of him to be so crazy, caught off guard, and instantly became covered in big men.

"Do you want to fight? You want to fight! Don't force me to be serious, bastard!"

boom! ! !

"All the people inside put their hands on their heads and get down on the ground!"

Just when the gay club was about to turn into a martial arts parade, Chaldean discipline committee member Minamoto Raimitsu (Lancer) kicked open the door with astonishing momentum, and walked into the door of the conference room first.

Followed by Tachibana, the master of Chaldea, and a group of powerful female servants.

"What, what's wrong?"

"What's wrong?" Minamoto Raimitsu sneered as he looked at Lancelot who was a little guilty. "According to the informant's report, there are people with malicious intentions holding an illegal assembly and intending to disturb the morals of Chaldea."

"It's wrong, it's really wrong."

"Injustice?" Lancelot tried to get away with it, but Tachibana came directly to him, and showed the portable miniature recorder in his hand. "Did someone force you to say these words?"

"Those words?" Lancelot looked at the tape recorder in Tachibana's hand in horror.

"how is this possible..."

Hot and bustling Chaldea

'Calm down, I want to be calm. 'Although he was smeared by the evidence when he came up, Lancelot, as a heroic spirit, still forced himself to calm down.

In other words, the more dangerous the situation was, the more he had to keep calm. Panic and panic had no effect on solving his current crisis.

'Now... come to think of it, this miniature tape recorder should not have recorded any evidence. 'Lancelot took a deep breath, and his mind began to spin wildly.

The conference room was specially selected by him. Not only is it far away from Tachibana's room in terms of location, but it also has a perfect sound insulation effect.

Although there was some commotion in the room just now, none of the many followers could detect that someone was approaching, which is enough to show the power of this effect.

In other words, it is almost impossible to secretly record from outside.

In this gathering, all the members who come and go are male servants, and for male servants, even if they are not interested in this aspect, they should not be idle and secretly record and report to Tachibana.

Moreover, although this party did not invite the most professional curse wrists because of the scruples of that adult and the teachings of the Assassin sect, so many Assassins and so many fighters with the skill of 'mind eye' gathered in such a small place. In the space, it is enough to make any hiding method invisible.

In this way, it is also ruled out that there are female servants who inform in order to get Tachibana's favor.

Plus the gentlemen were playing Jenga when they broke in, so there's no such thing as a double take...

Lancelot, who was in deep thought, filtered out all the situations one by one, and heaved a sigh of relief.

'There is absolutely no evidence in Tachibana's hands. Lancelot thought as he looked at the miniature tape recorder held in front of his eyes by the Master. 'She should just want to cheat me in this way, I just need to insist that we are not having an illegal party. '

"Master, I don't know who reported to you that we are having an illegal gathering, but he must be slandering me and all my friends." Lancelot reached out his hand to Tachibana to signal to Tachibana that behind him was composed of many followers' A pile of people', and at the same time took the opportunity to wink at them.

"As you can see, we are just having an emotional exchange between men, and there is no behavior that affects morality as Ms. Minamoto Raimiko said."