I don't like the gods, I want to be a hero

"Yes, yes, we are just exchanging feelings." Everyone instantly understood what the leader meant, and at the same time, they lifted up their companions with all their strength, and those who hadn't had time to pounce on them spontaneously helped to correct their appearance. For a while, The originally chaotic 'heap of people' turned into a 'tower' directly.

I have to say that men always have an inexplicable tacit understanding when facing this kind of scene together.

"Really?" Tachibana's tone dragged on for a long time, and she stared at Lancelot who was sweating coldly with a half-smile.

"Yes!" Lancelot tried hard to control his calm tone, and now, he can only bite to death the words just now.

"Then there's no other way." Lihua put the miniature tape recorder back in his hand with regret, turned around and walked towards the door of the conference room.

'Sure enough, Tachibana was lying to me at all, there was no such so-called evidence in that tape recorder. '

Seeing Tachibana turned and left, Lancelot breathed a sigh of relief, but before he could turn around to greet his colleagues, a very familiar voice came to his ears.

[Next, I announce that the topic of this club is "What is the ideal European school like?", please express your opinions one by one. 】

【The soul of Oupai always rests on the shape with the golden ratio, so beauty is king! 】

[Big enough can solve everything, and if it is not big, it can unite people's hearts. Therefore, for Oupai, it is huge!This is the greatest justice! 】

[Just give it!No matter how the chest is, it is the most ideal one for men! ! ! 】

"..."

Lancelot's expression instantly became extremely terrified. He stared blankly at Tachibana standing at the door, as if it was some kind of chaotic beast.

Even, in this scumbag's field of vision, a ray of hopeless darkness really spread from the little Tachibana to the entire conference room, and quickly devoured him.

"Mr. Lancelot, do you think that if there is no [-]% proof..." Tachibana slowly turned his head, and Lancelot couldn't help swallowing his throat due to the aura from Chaos Evil.

"Will I come to arrest you with such a big fanfare?"

'why? While terrified, Lancelot's heart was filled with the future.

'The room was well insulated, and judging by the quality of the recorded sound, the recorder should have been right next to them. '

'The people who come and go are only men, and the many servants also rule out the possibility of sneaking in. There should be no outsiders in the meeting room, but why is such conspicuous evidence recorded. '

'unless...'

Lancelot realized a possibility, and even though he ignored the pressure brought by Tachibana, he immediately turned his head and began to confirm the identities of the conference room members one by one. No matter how hard he searched, he couldn't find the crimson one. figure.

'How dare that bastard plot against me! ! ! '

"Hey, hey, where are you looking?" The pressure on his shoulder brought Lancelot back to the nightmare reality in an instant.

"Master." Lancelot wanted to cry but looked at Tachibana with a devilish smile on his face. "For the sake of my hard work, can you not send me to the Berserkers' muscle activity room this time?"

"Okay." Tachibana nodded.

"Really?!" There was surprise in Lancelot's voice, he just wanted to give it a try unwillingly, but he didn't expect Tachibana to agree to him so easily.

"Although you have been the leader for a short time, you should have participated in the previous club as a member." Tachibana folded his arms around his chest, chuckled and glanced at the stunned Lancelot.

"As long as you give me a copy of all the topics, conclusions, and proposers discussed in your past gatherings, I will promise to let you go."

'The topics and conclusions discussed at the gatherings in the past, and even the proposers are marked. Is this an attempt to settle accounts after the autumn? Lancelot couldn't help but looked back at his colleagues, and those members who wanted to go together also looked at him with pleading eyes.

'As the leader, I will never let down the expectations of my companions. There was a flash of determination in Lancelot's eyes, even if he endured the mental torture of exercising with those muscular guys, he would have to bear...

"That's right." Just when Lancelot made up his mind, Tachibana suddenly thought of something.

"I forgot to tell you, because Matthew's strength has increased too fast, so Chaldea has no sandbags for her to train, so your punishment this time..."

"Don't worry, Master, I think I deserve the education of the Berserkers. At the same time, I will hand in all the information about the past clubs, every detail."

"Lancelot!!! You bastard!!!"

Hot and bustling Chaldea

"Does this really work?"

In Berserker's training room, Tachibana, who was wearing a cloak with Serius (Assassin), looked worriedly at the gentlemen who were 'passionately communicating' with the muscular boys.

"Which aspect are you referring to?" Seleus stared intently at himself who was fighting Pancrasin with Hercules.

"Is it the way to deal with these 'gentlemen', or whether this method can restore Cu Chulainn to his original state?"

"Both." Tachibana scratched his head, and looked at Serius beside him with some puzzlement. "I really don't understand the purpose of ending the punishment early as long as there are women on bail."

"For other gentlemen, the biggest purpose is to let them see the differences between people." Thinking of the good things that might happen in the future, the corners of Seleus' mouth could not help but slightly rise. "After all, people don't always worry about being few, but about unevenness, don't they?"

"Are you planning to divide them internally?" Tachibana understood what Serius meant, and couldn't help but gasped.

"Why?" Seleus was a little puzzled. "Didn't you threaten Lancelot to write down the list of former club members because you were very dissatisfied with their behavior, and plan to use this to settle accounts?"

"Actually... Actually." Hearing that Serius was talking about this, Tachibana suddenly lowered her head in a flushed face, pouted her mouth, and kept pointing her two index fingers. "I just took this opportunity to expand my 'theoretical' reserves, I really didn't think too much..."

"Uh... Should I say that it's really you?"

Serius rubbed Tachibana's little head helplessly, causing the little guy to puff up his face in dissatisfaction. "There will always be surprises in terms of surprises."

"What, it's obvious that you will make a mistake, why do you rely on me." Tachibana waved her small fist.

"As for whether Cu Chulainn can be restored to its original state?" Seleus ignored the flailing little hand of his royal master. "It's not us who will depend on it next."

"It's not up to us?" Tachibana, who tried his best to slap Seleus's hand away, was attracted all the attention, and put his head in front of Seleus like a curious kitten. "Who depends on that?"

"Who are the women who are acquainted with Cu Chulainn?" Serius did not answer directly.

"Let me think about it." Tachibana stretched out his hand to gently support his chin. "Master Skaha, Skadi who can barely get involved, and Maeve, um~~ Excluding multi-job spirit bases, there seem to be three of them."

"It's not like you, you can't count with one hand." Speaking of this, Tachibana put his elbow on Serius' chest with a mean face.

"Then among these three women, who is the most likely to come to bail Cu Chulainn?" Serius didn't care about Tachibana's ridicule.

"Maeve." Tachibana didn't hesitate at all.

Skaha, who advocated Spartan education, wished that Cu Chulainn would train his muscles with the Berserkers for two more days;

And after the two are ruled out, the one who came to release Cu Chulainn on bail must be Queen Maeve, who is Cu Chulainn's cook, and who has been fed up with the mad king during this period.

"My brain turns pretty fast."

"Hey, you can tell me about your plan now." Tachibana proudly raised her hips after being praised.

"As for the plan, you only need to see the combination of Maeve and Cu Chulainn, and then combine our purpose." Although he said so, Seleus patiently explained to his little master.

"Since it is necessary to restore Cu Chulainn's nature, the aspect of lust is naturally indispensable, and with his current state, even Maeve cannot make him easily submit..."

"So you have to rely on the kindness of bail?" Li Hua nodded understandingly. "But if it's just one time, how can you guarantee that Cu Chulainn will return to his original state?"

"For a man, once that kind of thing happens, it will definitely become addictive." Serius said lightly. "No matter how strong the self-control is, let alone this 'Curran's breeder'."

"It turned out that this time was used to awaken Cu Chulainn's past memories... No!" Tachibana, who was analyzing along the train of thought, suddenly realized something, and then looked at Serius next to him in disbelief.

"For a man, that kind of thing will definitely be addictive as long as it happens once... no matter how strong the self-control is. That is to say..." Thinking of this, the corners of Tachibana's mouth slowly rose up.

"But this plan is just a coincidence. If it doesn't work, I'll be prepared...what's your expression!" Serius was taken aback by Tachibana who suddenly posted it, and then quickly reached out to block the photo with his aunt. Laughing little face approaching.

"Hey, hey, listen to your tone, Serius and someone came here once?" Even though his face was squeezed and deformed, Tachibana's little head still charged towards Serius unrelentingly. "Who is who? Atalanta, Circe, Medusa, it can't be Medea, right?"

"Is this kind of thing really something that an underage girl can talk about?" Seleus couldn't stand Tachibana's enthusiasm, and the heroine was not her.

"How can a mere hero of the Age of Gods feel the excitement of a fashionable girl who finds out that her Kryptonian CP has finally been cultivated?" Tachibana directly pushed aside Serius' arm that was blocking her, and almost threw herself into the arms of the crimson assassin. "Tell me quickly, I'm curious."

"It's Ata, and it will only be Ata the first time, okay?" Seleus couldn't help her, so he had to tell the truth, after all, this was not something shameful and nasty. "The only pity is that the protagonist is not me?"

"There are tauren in Chaldea?!" Tachibana's eyes widened suddenly, and the endless darkness began to erode the whole world. "Tell me who it is! I'll go right away... blah blah blah."

"What the hell is on my mind every day."

Suppressing the junior who was on the verge of awakening with one punch, Serius shook his head helplessly. "It's Berserker's me. I just regret that Ata chose him instead of me."

As we all know, the average Greek has young teeth, and the huntress named Atalanta is the most typical representative.

Therefore, compared to the macho three knights and the muscular iron tower Berserker, Seleus thinks that he has a better chance with the cavalry and the art.

Among the three, Qi's body is too young, and Shu is calm enough to be called indifferent to everyone, no matter how much he wants to kill himself, he is the best choice...

As a result, Ata chose him when he first met very nostalgic.

"Then..." The misunderstanding was resolved, and Tachibana returned to that mean expression. "I remember Atalanta swore to the moon god to remain chaste forever, you..."

"The oath is still there." Seleus succinctly explained their current state.

"The oath is still there~~~" Tachibana elongated his tone meaningfully. "I really didn't expect it. It was obviously the most serious-looking hero, but it turned out to be so flamboyant for the first time."

"No matter how serious it looks, don't forget that I am a hero from the age of Greek gods." Seleus crossed his arms and stared at Tachibana who was teasing him. "It's you, a little girl's family, where did you know so much?"

"Hee hee, this is a girl's secret, even Serius shouldn't want to know." Tachibana narrowed his eyes, and then, the girl hooked Serleus's shoulder like a good couple.

"One more thing..." Tachibana pulled Serius' head towards her, then leaned into his ear and whispered softly. "Obviously it was a good thing that Berserker's Seleus 'did', but from what you said, as an Assassin, you seem to be able to..."

"Cough, cough——" Before Tachibana could finish speaking, Seleus coughed violently because of the astonishing remarks.

"I think, even if you know that the other party is you and your lover, as Serius, you will not hide your body to peep." Serius' unnatural reaction made the corners of Tachibana's mouth rise even more stand up.

"So the feeling at that time should be transmitted to you in a synchronized way through the unique connection between you."

"And if that's the case..." Speaking of this, Tachibana laughed softly. "May I think—that all Seleus can somehow share with other selves all the senses of a particular period of time?"

Taking a deep breath, Serius regained his previous calm. He looked at Tachibana who covered his mouth and smiled from time to time, and felt that Tachibana, who is both the master and the little girl, would not pass on this secret, so he simply admitted her directly. guess.

"Sometimes, Tachibana, you are really too smart."

"That is to say, you really have some way to establish a sensory connection with other selves." A hint of surprise flashed in Tachibana's eyes. "Then can you teach me, I also want to try to establish contact with other people."

"Although I know that there is a technique that can meet your requirements, its side effects are completely unsuitable for you, the master of Chaldea who bears the hope of the world."

"And what about your unique connection?"

"You also said that it is a unique connection between Seleus."

Seleus shook his head, not because he was unwilling to hand it over to Tachibana, but because the special connection between the seven ranks of Seleus was based entirely on the existence of the ontology.

They are like a quantum satellite and seven terminal facilities, and they can establish contact with any one of themselves through the transfer station of the ontology.

Therefore, this is a special spell that only an existence like Serius can cast.

"So it's not possible?" Tachibana let go of Serius who was beside him a little bit disappointed.

"Although I probably guessed your motivation for wanting that kind of technique, I'm still curious who you want to establish that kind of connection with." Serius tapped the dejected little Tachibana lightly.

"You know, if it's not the same person, the senses that are not under your control are really uncomfortable."

"Mashu!" Tachibana declared without hesitation her terrible desire for her lovely junior.

'As expected, you are indeed the Master of Chaldea. ' Serius shook his head, he should have guessed.

While Tachibana and Serius were chatting aside, the pink-haired beauty was wearing a plush shawl that could completely cover the entire upper body, but only a miniskirt and a pair of knee socks on the lower body, revealing her perfect big white legs He entered Berserker's training room with a high air.

Realizing that the Lord had arrived, Tachibana and Tachibana, who looked at each other, stopped talking, and quietly approached each other with a cloak that could hide their figure.

"I heard that Xiaoku is being punished here, and I need Maeve's bail to go out, right?" Under the cover of the fur shawl, Queen Connaught put her hands on her hips, looking aggressively at the discipline committee member who supervised the punishment of the gentlemen Yuan Laiguang.

"Because their actions have caused damage to the morals of Chaldea, it is necessary to ensure that the prisoners have at least one female companion for future supervision, and on the premise that they will not continue to participate in activities that violate the morals, so that they can be terminated early. punishment."

Minamoto Raimitsu flipped through the form he made in his hand, and walked in front of Maeve against the waves that kept churning because of his every move.

"If your purpose of coming here is to release a prisoner on bail, please register your name, job title, and relationship with the person you are bailing here. As long as the conditions are met, you can take the prisoner you are bailing out .”

"As a queen, I have to meet the so-called conditions when I come here in person?" Maeve frowned beautifully, glaring at Minamoto Raimitsu as if she had received some great insult.

'Another follower of the queen's line, and judging by the aura she displayed, she is probably more troublesome than the previous one. '

Minamoto Laikou sighed silently in his heart when he thought of the troubles caused by the Cleopatra who took away her fat man with a panicked face, and the Assyrian Empress who made a big fuss later with poison and magic.

Although he really wanted to fulfill his mission conscientiously, but if he fought with the queen in front of him like this, the discipline that had finally begun to recover would be severely damaged again.

"This lady's registration process can be simplified, but please be sure to tell me the specific relationship between you and the insured person. As a disciplinary committee member, I must ensure that the prisoner can still receive sufficient supervision after leaving..."

Minamoto Yorimitsu took a step back, and Maeve's character made her flaunt her connection with Cu Chulainn. Therefore, under Minamoto Yorimitsu's red-faced gaze, Maeve moved her face very smoothly. The bored Cu Chulainn took out the training room of the Berserkers and walked straight to his room.

"The two of them are gone." Tachibana, who was hiding his figure, looked at Serius beside him. "Shall we follow?"

"Otherwise?" Serius glanced at Tachibana, this little guy's wisdom is always ineffective. "How to carry out the next plan without confirming the situation of the two of them?"

"But what if the two of them go back to the room directly?" I don't know what extremely unhealthy picture came to mind, Tachibana's small face was stained with a faint blush.

"It's the same before. I don't know what I'm thinking at such a young age all day long?" Serius rubbed Tachibana's little head.

"As long as we confirm that they have entered Maeve's room, we can leave, and then we only need to confirm Cu Chulainn's state."

"Oh..." There was a hint of disappointment in Tachibana's tone.