I don't like the gods, I want to be a hero

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Hot and bustling Chaldea

"Unexpectedly, even Maeve can't do anything about the current Cu Chulainn. It seems that the problem with this guy is more serious than I imagined."

Right next to Maeve and Cu Chulainn, wearing an invisibility cloak, Serius, who had a panoramic view of the farce between the two, rubbed his chin in embarrassment.

"By the way, does Tachibana know...uh?"

"Dear Maeve...hehe...lovely and beautiful Maeve..."

Serius looked at Tachibana with a smirk full of black lines, and helplessly covered his forehead after the girl's "loyalty" dripped from her nose to the ground.

"In other words, rather than restoring Cu Chulainn to its original state, is it better to change the current state of the two of them?"

Serius thought carefully about the feasibility of this method, but considering the erosion of human beings by the servants' spiritual foundations and the various unsolvable risks involved, he sighed softly and gave up this tempting idea.

"Don't be an idiot, Tachibana." Seleus rubbed Tachibana's little head, and removed the effect of the cloak after reminding her to wipe off the nosebleed. "We must inform Maeve of Cu Chulainn's current state as soon as possible."

"Before she kicked Cu Chulainn's spine in a rage and triggered Perseverance..."

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Chaldea, in Maeve's room

"I see..." After Tachibana explained the cause and effect, Maeve finally calmed down and nodded, looking at Serius sitting opposite her with a serious face.

"In other words, did Cu Chulainn become what he is now because of an unknown attack on his brain?"

"Although I don't know what kind of attack can directly affect the servant's spiritual foundation, but Cu Chulainn's current situation is indeed the case."

The corner of Serius' mouth twitched as he looked at Tachibana, who had turned Tiku Chulainn's leg upside down and dragged him away with his face on the ground. He didn't turn his gaze to Maeve in front of him until their figures disappeared from sight. .

"Oh!"

"Xiaoku, who has turned into this herbivorous appearance, is like cow dung on the side of the road, and has no value at all!"

Maeve slammed down with a punch without warning. Even though she was not good at physical fitness, the strength bonus brought by her natural body made her easily smash the specially customized table in front of her.

"No matter what method you use, you must turn Xiao Ku into the former Shiyu Demon."

'So, are you the flower in the cow dung? 'Selius complained silently in his heart, but remained calm on the surface.

"My master and I are trying to figure out a way for this matter. In addition, please pay attention to your sitting posture. After losing the obstruction of the table, your clothes that you regard as 'formal clothes' can't cover your body at all."

Because it was a formal dress, the miniskirt on Maeve's body was the longest skirt on her body, and the astonishingly short hem couldn't hide the girl's slender and fair thighs at all.

Especially after Maeve smashed the table between her and Serius herself, her overlapping thighs and the looming whiteness between her thighs were directly exposed to Serius' eyes.

"Really?" Maeve's amber eyes suddenly glowed with water, and a seductive blush appeared on her pretty face. "Then can I ask what you think?"

"Based on general rationality, your current posture is indeed very tempting..." If it was Tachibana, I'm afraid you'll rush at him with nosebleeds just by looking at it.

Seleus sighed silently in his mind, and then looked at Maeve with a swaying expression but her legs kept moving to both sides with a very puzzled look.

"But you have tried many times, you should understand that the temptation of mere beauty will not work for me at all."

"Since we have found an opportunity, we have to try it." Seemingly realizing that this move would not have any effect on Serius, Maeve, whose demeanor instantly recovered, readjusted her sitting posture and did not allow herself to continue to send it. Full of 'welfare'.

"Just like Xiao Ku now, what if your spirit changes due to some accident?"

"If there is any attack in the world that can cause me mental problems, then Tachibana will be in bad luck..." Serius shook his head, he got up and left without continuing on this topic.

"In short, please wait with peace of mind, as soon as I find a solution to Cu Chulainn's state, I will notify you."

"Then I look forward to hearing good news from you."

After Seleus's figure completely disappeared before her eyes, Maeve put away the expression on her face, and then she lay down lazily on her specially customized luxury bed.

Really!

Obviously born in Greece, and the son of Zeus (Hades:???), why couldn't Seleus be a little more absurd like other Greek followers?

As a unparalleled hero, that guy was a little too innocent.

"For me, whose way of being is to be the lover of all the heroes in the past, present, and future, I really prefer a brave warrior like Xiao Ku who is generous and will not be jealous."

But thinking of the current state of her big dog, Maeve's expression suddenly became extremely depressed. "Although Kuang Wang Xiaoku has the handsomeness I dream of, but it seems that because he is too handsome, he treats me even colder than Serius."

"Although the normal Xiaoku and the others are as handsome as they were when they were alive, they always give people an inexplicable sense of disobedience when they get along in private. Is it because they are too sentimental in non-hostile situations?"

"Oh, I'm reminded of something unpleasant again." Thinking of this, Maeve's lips curled into an evil arc. "Xiao Ku, if you can't make up for me after returning to the original state, I will be very angry..."

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"The first plan fails, so the only option is to adopt the second plan—directly transform Cu Chulainn's spirit foundation, and force him to return to his original state."

"But who do I turn to for help?"

Standing in the corridor of Chaldea, Serius thought with a puzzled expression.

"If you go to the doctor, you will definitely be asked to perform in a female costume with the magic Meili...Damn it, how did that guy Merlin deceive that idiot? How outrageous is that?"

"Nito's curse might work, but she seems to listen to Caster's me more than me; and Da Vinci will probably let me trick Rider's me into being a model for her for a few days."

"As for Circe's potion... I always feel that it's a bit weird to take ○ medicine from my lover and give it to other men."

Seleus shook his head and ruled out all the methods he could think of.

"However, speaking of potions, someone must have the potion that can turn Cu Chulainn back."

"I just don't know what kind of request that guy will make..."

Hot and bustling Chaldea

"O predator ruled by the fire of ambition, on your foolish epitaph..."

In front of the golden throne, Montgomery, who had a broken fur cloak casually draped over his naked body, and half of his head covered with twisted horns, held his cane horizontally in front of him.

Then, the cursed blood surged, and the skin of the cane was shattered by the fiery force, revealing the twisted blade with an ominous color under the erosion of the power of the curse.

The Omen King, Meng Gete, brandished the cursed blood sword that revealed his true body, and blocked the golden 'Fader' with an aura of death.

"Engrave the name of my 'Last King'...Mongot."

"I thought it was just an ugly bastard speaking incomprehensible words, but I didn't expect to have such courage."

In the gleaming lounge decorated with countless gold and jewels, Zhai Shining, dressed in home clothes, held the handle, and looked thoughtfully at the tall figure with scarlet eyes that seemed to be carrying everything on his back.

"I have been unfair and discriminated against since I was a child, but I still maintain a pure heart.

"Not recognized by the gods, not accepted by the people, not enjoying rights, and even the name of proving one's own existence has to be borrowed from others, but even so, one must resolutely shoulder the burden of the kingdom when the sky collapses and the earth collapses ..."

Gilgamesh recalled the few words and phrases recorded in various descriptions of "evil omens" and "blessing the king". With his wisdom, he roughly restored all of Montgomery's experiences in less than a moment.

"What stupidity!!! And what a pathetic!!!"

The corner of Gilgamesh's mouth twitched into a sneer, but his scarlet vertical pupils reflected his deep pity for the person who had never been loved, but simply wanted to love.

"With the strength and wisdom you have shown, it is enough to directly subdue the royal city when the rituals are broken and the dragons have no leader...even, it is not impossible to forcibly dominate the royal city as the 'King of Evil Omens'."

"In the end, you chose to hide behind the scenes under the name of the unknown 'Blessing King', and when you really showed up, you made up an even more unknown name of 'Evil Omen Ghost'."

"Like a demon or a ghost, unworthy of being a human being, since you consider yourself filthy and humble, why should you bear the title of 'King' which is dispensable to you..."

"And since you bear the title of 'King', why don't you dare to put on your crown..."

Gilgamesh angrily yelled at Meng Gete who had started to act on the special screen, but there was no arrogance and contempt in that fierce tone that belonged to the King of Gold. Juniors' regret and blame.

"Forget it, kings like this king are naturally rare in the world, and it is normal for others to be wrong."

The battle had already started, and the exciting music suddenly sounded, and Zhai Shining temporarily put down his comments on Menggot, and began to concentrate on dealing with this battle that deserved his serious attention.

"Menggett, who claims to be the 'King of the Last Generation', let you who are too confused and immature as a 'King', have a good experience of what the power of a true supreme king is!"

Saying so, Zhai Shining rubbed the handle, and the faded man who was holding the star-breaking sword slowly walked towards Meng Gete, the ominous omen...

YOU DIED

Looking at the mocking words in the center of the screen, Zhai Shining opened his eyes wide in disbelief.

"Why can you use a hammer when you come up? Isn't this a move after the second stage?"

As soon as he approached, he was knocked down with a hammer, and then crushed to death by the golden five-stroke combo. He couldn't accept the situation where he just boasted and was slapped mercilessly in the face in the blink of an eye.

"This one doesn't count. I didn't expect this guy to change his moves without warning. Once again, I must show the majesty of being a hero king..."

YOU DIED

"I thought he was a hero who bears malice but still has great love, but he turned out to be a shameless thief? Golden Sword Rain, that's my king's move!"

YOU DIED

"Damn! Why is my body so sluggish? Since it is a character controlled by this king, it should be capable enough to match this king... That miscellaneous cultivator Miyazaki Hidetaka dares to despise the majesty of the king .”

YOU DIED

"One more time, this time, this king vows to let him bow his head under my sword."

YOU DIED...YOU DIED...YOU DIED...

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"Jill, I'm looking for you...huh?"

Serius, who had just stepped into the waiting room, was taken aback by his friend's state at this time.

I saw that the golden handle had already slipped to the ground, and its owner was paralyzed on the special sofa like a salted fish who had lost his dream.

His scarlet eyes were still staring blankly at the big screen in front of him, and even the arrival of Serius did not make him have the slightest reaction.

"What happened?"

Picking up the dropped handle casually, Serius skillfully kicked away one of Zhai Shining's spread legs, and sat on the vacated position very naturally. "Such a listless look."

"..."

Zhai Shining is still silent, but in the end it is in front of his best friend, he still stretches out a finger and slowly points to the screen in front of him...

The still standing fog door and the pitiful '0' in the lower right corner explained to Seleus what happened here before.

"Although this game is indeed somewhat difficult, it shouldn't make you, a servant, shut yourself up... er?"

Serius manipulated the characters on the screen curiously, but he couldn't help frowning because he was so overweight that he couldn't roll over, and even running was just a luxury.

"How can there be a 'Fader' who puts all the legendary weapons in the equipment bar at once." After checking the basic information, Seleus looked at the house next to him in puzzlement.

"Furthermore, the simple Li-Agility Great Sword is fine. Weapons involving Zhixin can't exert their due power at all, and this will only become a burden in battle."

"I don't care about this!" Gilgamesh, who had regained some energy, waved his hand.

"This king wants to show this existence named Mengget the power that belongs to the king, and for the king, nothing can better reflect the majesty of the king than the proud wealth."

"As for the so-called load and attribute requirements? Huh!" Gilgamesh snorted coldly.

"If you can't even afford your own wealth, or even control it, then why is the 'king' still the 'king'?"

"But actually..." Seleus rolled his eyes. "Your character can't bear the weight of these treasures at all, and you really can't control these weapons."

"That's not my king's reason." Gilgamesh crossed his arms. "This king can undoubtedly bear the wealth of the entire world, but this mere faded person has not inherited even half of the majesty of this king."

"Now that you understand..."

"I've said it all, it's not my king's fault." Gilgamesh snatched his handle from Seleus. "Since the miscellaneous repairer named Miyazaki Hidetaka made this game, he should have considered in advance that the king will personally bestow favor on him."

"As a result, he didn't set up any measures in the game that could reflect the noble status of this king. For miscellaneous cultivators, this is a serious crime that cannot be redeemed even in ten thousand deaths."

"...As long as you are happy." Seleus shook his head, what else could he say about Gilgamesh like this?

"That's right." Gilgamesh, who was directly pressed up and taken away by Menggot's combo again, simply quit the game, and it was only then that he focused all his attention on Serius.

"It's rare that you, an Assassin, came to me on the initiative. Tell me, is there anything I can help you with?"

"I heard that your treasury contains all the original things of human reason." Seleus was not polite to the king of gold.

"That's right!" The golden ripples unfolded in an instant, and Gilgamesh reached in, and took out the divine wine and two golden wine glasses stored in it. "This king has collected all the treasures in the world, so you can find all the original treasures in this king's treasure house."

Gilgamesh smiled lightly, and poured a cup of divine wine for himself and Seleus each. Obviously, the fact that the proud treasure could help his best friend made him extremely happy.

"In this case..." Seleus, who took the wine glass, was troubled, but finally made up his mind and spoke slowly.

"Can you give me the original ○ medicine that makes people want to be astringent?"