I don't like the gods, I want to be a hero

"Pfft!!! Cough cough—cough"

"My dear friend, when did you become so bold and enlightened."

Gilgamesh, who was so startled that he spurted out nosebleeds along with the wine, wiped the dirt in front of him in a bit of embarrassment, but there was an indescribable joy on his face.

"Forget it, this king will choose a boutique from the treasure house and give it to you..."

Gilgamesh raised his hand, another golden ripple unfolded, and a bottle of potion with amber starlight was directly handed to Seleus.

"This bottle of original medicine has such powerful effects that even the gods would wag their tails and beg for mercy, so be careful to dilute it with water when using it." Gilgamesh raised his head proudly, and then another golden ripple unfolded, a pair with cat ears The maid outfit of the tiara slowly stretched out.

"Also, I have another set here... Wait! Why are you leaving!"

"Since I got the potion, I naturally have to use it quickly." Serius, who had already arrived at the door, turned his head in confusion.

"So..." Gilgamesh stared blankly at Serius in front of him. "Isn't it me who wants to use that bottle of medicine?"

"Otherwise?" Serius' expression suddenly became extremely disgusting. "It's you, who became more and more perverted because of staying in the house for too long... eh?!"

The golden figure came to Serius's side as if across time and space, stretched out his big hand, and pinched the boy's skull with a bang.

Accompanied by the wailing of the bones of 'Kara Kara', the angry voice of the King of Gold resounded through the small lounge.

"Oh, the treasonous words that teased the king came from this mouth?"

"Teasing?! Are you crazy?"

Gilgamesh, who was empowered by anger, was surprisingly powerful, and even Seleus, who had a divine body, couldn't break free easily. "When did I express the intention of drugging you?"

"Anyway, just take this opportunity..."

Gilgamesh snapped his fingers, and countless golden ripples unfolded in an instant, and chains glowing with divine light directly surrounded Serius firmly, restraining all the youth's actions in an instant.

"Let me do it myself and train you to be my concubine who only has eyes for me."

"So you bastard is already crazy, right?" Seleus looked at the King of Gold who was in self-consciousness in front of him with a twitching corner of his mouth.

"If the target is Serius, the diluted potion may not have much effect." Gilgamesh with red eyes stretched out his hands, and slowly approached the firmly bound man step by step. juvenile.

"So fill up a big bottle first, and then according to... pain pain!"

"Jill really, if you don't pay attention, you can get into big trouble."

The green-haired beauty who suddenly appeared and threw an iron fist on the head of the King of Gold looked helplessly at the farce in front of her.

"It's Xiao En." Serius heaved a sigh of relief, and greeted the friend in front of him. "Thank you so much, Jill suddenly lost his nerve for some reason."

"It's Jill after all." Enkidu spread his hands. "I don't listen to people, and I always misunderstand other people's behavior based on my own brain."

"However, I hope that Seleus can understand Jill like this."

"what do you mean?

"Don't look at Jill acting so perverted now, in fact he—" Enkidu's mouth slightly curled into a sly smile.

"He is arrogant, natural and unconscious. It's rare that the young man who has been avoiding him is Seleus who approached him proactively. When his heart was bumping around, he found... ummmm——"

The green-haired beauty who hadn't finished speaking was tightly covered by Gilgamesh who suddenly burst out, while the golden king who finally returned to normal looked at Serius with black lines all over his face with an embarrassed smile.

"What this guy said is incomplete... Anyway, Serius, you just don't listen to Enkidu."

'I'm more concerned about which point is correct and which point is not correct, bastard! 'Selius' expression became more and more disgusted.

"I don't even think about why I avoid you every day." Seleus sighed softly. "Forget it, the previous things are over, now untie me quickly, I still have business to do."

"Untie?" Enkidu, who was loosened by Gilgamesh, tapped his lips with his pale fingers strangely.

"Wait a minute!" Serius suddenly realized something, and stared at Enkidu in disbelief with his widened crimson eyes. "Didn't Xiao En restore Jill to normal just to help me?"

"Oh, did I say that?" Enkidu, who was pretending to be cute, approached Serius with a natural expression.

"do not have it?"

"If I have misunderstood you by preventing Jill from training you as a concubine, I am here to apologize to you." Enkidu stretched out his finger, and gently tapped Serius' cheek.

"After all, it would be a pity for a guy as cute as Serius to be Jill's concubine..."

Hot and bustling Chaldea

Chaldea, in a specially-made lounge glittering with gold.

The soft green hair hanging down her back exudes exuberant vitality, and the neutral beauty with skin as white as new snow is leaning in front of a teenager with the same face.

The slender fingers tapped the boy's cheek, the strange touch made the boy feel uncomfortable and wanted to leave.

But because his hands and feet were tightly bound by chains, the boy's behavior had no effect other than the sound of metal friction resounding through the room.

"How should I say it?" Enkidu rested his chin on Serius' shoulder, rubbing his greasy little face against the boy's neck. "I advise you to spend less effort."

"My function is ineffective against Berserker's Seleus, and the three knights can also break free with brute force beyond divinity..."

"But for you, whose divinity is far greater than human nature, and who is not good at strength, my body that is so upright to the gods is an absolute that cannot be shaken off at all, and it is like a natural enemy."

"So..." Seleus stared at Enkidu who was leaning against his side twitchingly from the corner of his eyes. He never thought that these worse words would come from the mouth of that extremely simple clay figurine. "What on earth are you trying to do to me?"

"Selius' words are too much." Enkidu deliberately elongated his voice, and gently caressed the boy's cheek with one hand.

"It's just a small interaction between best friends that expresses intimacy, don't make it sound like I'm playing tricks on you."

"I don't think the act of unilaterally locking up a close friend can be described as 'small interaction', even if it is called 'intimacy'." Seleus rolled his eyes.

"Is that so?" Enkidu raised his head, blinking his eyes very naturally.

"if not?"

"But Jill clearly told me something like 'the use of chains between close friends can effectively increase the relationship'." The green-haired beauty tapped her lips with her finger in distress.

Because Enkidu's expression really didn't reveal any falsehood, Seleus turned his cold and contemptuous eyes on Gilgamesh who was trying to suppress the nosebleed from the side.

"I thought you were so perverted because you have been exposed to a lot of modern information, but I never thought that this is your nature?"

"Don't stare at me like you see non-burnable garbage, bastard!"

The distraught Gilgamesh didn't care to wipe the 'loyalty' gushing from his nose, he glared at Serius, as if some unbearable memories had been brought back.

"This king admits that this king said that with bad intentions, but every time the one who is bound by chains is this king!"

"The essence of Enkidu is not as innocent as she appears!"

'What have you two been up to since I left? ! '

Although he was very concerned about the huge amount of information that Gilgamesh accidentally revealed, due to the current situation, Seleus still looked suspiciously at Enkidu, who was pretending to be cute in front of him.

"Oh my god, does Seleus believe Jill's perverted words more than I do?"

Enkidu covered his mouth with his hands in surprise, and his green eyes, full of life, stared at Serius in disbelief, as if he had done something particularly outrageous.

"Although Jill is undeniably a pervert (Jin Shining: Hey!), he has an arrogant personality and excessive self-awareness, and he never hides any behaviors out of his heart." Seleus narrowed his eyes stand up.

"If Xiaoen wants to refute this, can you please come up with enough evidence to convince me?"

"For example?" Enkidu tilted his head cutely.

"Untie me." Seleus moved his hands a bit, pulling the chain and making a sound of 'krakkala'.

"If Xiaoen doesn't have any crooked intentions... Or, as long as Xiaoen unties me now, I will believe that Jill's words are completely slandering you."

"Although I really want to untie Seleus, but this is Jill..."

"Even if it is the lock of the sky in Jill's treasury, as the main body, you should be able to control it, so don't prevaricate me with reasons like 'you can't do it yourself'."

"..."

"Is there nothing to say?"

"As long as Seleus promises to change into the clothes I prepared and let me take pictures as a souvenir, I'll let you go." As if nothing happened, the green-haired beauty showed a sweet smile that was enough to seduce a city.

'You're not going to hide it anymore, are you? '

Serius shook his head helplessly, he still couldn't figure out why all the guys he regarded as friends were so perverted?

"Although I understand that the clothes that Xiaoen put in so much effort to get me to put on are probably not serious and can be worn in public, but now, please let me have a look before making a decision, please?"

"Jill?"

"understand!"

The Golden King, who managed to stop the nosebleed with great difficulty, snapped his fingers, and three golden ripples unfolded in an instant, and the life-sized dolls made of Enkidu, the young Seleus, and the young Seleus as templates slipped slowly from them. out.

"It's hell ahead..." Seleus stared at a pair of dead fish eyes, staring at the three dolls in cute and alluring poses and the clothes on them with ashes.

If that can be called 'clothes'.

"Okay, Seleus, choose one and put it on."

"I can guarantee that each piece is very suitable for your figure, so feel free to wear it boldly so that both the king and Enki can appreciate it..."

Enkidu clasped his hands full of anticipation, and Gilgamesh has already prepared a golden camera. Does the scope of the Human Intelligence Codex include such a wide range?

"I don't remember that I explicitly promised you to wear it." Seleus sighed. "Even if I wear it, I will only wear things that can be called clothes, not the things in front of me that will definitely be called perverts."

The lace apron on Xiao En, the nurse's uniform on the young Serius, and the large white shirt on the young Serius...

Lace apron is a common clothing in the general family. Regardless of gender or age, no matter who wears it, there will be no sense of disobedience.

But if you put a lace apron on a bare body with only a Band-Aid covering the key parts, not many people can accept this overly advanced look, right?

Nurse uniforms, which are usually worn by people with noble sentiments, can give people a sense of peace of mind.

To be honest, Seleus doesn't really mind putting on a nurse's uniform once to get rid of the chains of the sky...

But it's a different matter when key positions such as the chest and buttocks of the nurse's uniform are replaced by a mesh structure.

White shirt, a simple white shirt, because it was too wide, the hem was enough to cover the calf of the young Serius.

But if it was changed to the body of the young Serius, it would probably only be able to cover the buttocks.

'No, no matter how many times you look at them, these are not normal clothes. '

In addition, for unknown reasons, the top two buttons of the white shirt are blank.

In other words, when Serius puts it on, the white shirt will definitely slip off the boy's shoulders due to lack of sufficient support.

Although the slipped shirt will definitely block the key parts tightly, but to some extent, such Seleus will be more dangerous than him when he is naked...

"Naked white shirt is fine, what the hell are the two missing buttons?!"

"If you can, pose with tears in your eyes and eyes raised..."

"Don't make demands based on the premise that I will definitely wear them, you two bastards!"

"Snapped"

A big resolute hand rested on the boy's restrained right shoulder, and the blond king appeared in front of Seleus with a hearty smile.

"Don't worry, my best friend, your alluring image will only exist in the hands of you, me, and her present, even that old thing, and the immature king will never learned of its existence."

"Let's not mention the word 'best friend' that you have tainted so thoroughly..." Seleus looked at his friend in front of him with black lines all over his face. "Where are you going to hide the photos you took?"

"Huh ha ha ha ha ha—" the King of Gold laughed wildly with pride. "As a peerless treasure, your pornographic photos will naturally be kept in Babylon's treasury by this king..."

"Have you already decided it's a 'pornographic photo' before it even started? Or are you bastard thinking about it from the very beginning?" Seleus looked tiredly at Gilgamesh, who had a foolish mind in front of him.

"Also, isn't the King's Treasure House shared by the three of you? The things that you have gone to great lengths to hide must arouse the curiosity of those two guys, right?"

"Uh--"

The maniacal laughter of the King of Gold froze on his face for an instant, and then, realizing the seriousness of the matter, Gilgamesh sat back on the sofa in frustration.

"Really..." Serius shook his head helplessly.

If there is only Xian Wang Shan, even if he finds the hidden photos of the house, he will just back them up without anyone noticing, and cherish them more carefully.

Seleus even suspected that after the virtuous King Shan had done all this, the righteous owner of the house, Shining, might not even notice that his treasures had been backed up.

But Young Jill is different, he is essentially a master controller, he will definitely share the photos as interesting things with Tachibana who is looking for fun every day.

And once Tachibana knows about the photo, it means that the whole Chaldea knows about him, the fact that Serius, the strongest human being, was coerced into taking indecent photos.

Whether the popularity is rising or falling will not be mentioned for the time being, but the youthful Serius acts very steadily, and there is absolutely no way to keep his trustworthy image.

There is even a high possibility that it will affect Berserker and Rider Seleus.

'If the bastard pretending to be tender and another'I' came to the door and scolded me, those three idiots would definitely come and fall into the well...Huh? '

Putting a weak little hand on the bound left shoulder, the green-haired beauty gave a thumbs up and looked at the young man who was awakened from his thoughts tenderly.