I don't like the gods, I want to be a hero

"My best friend, how about you just pretend to be cheated by me once, put on these interesting things with peace of mind, and take a picture again?"

"Although you have a beauty that transcends gender on the surface, you must be full of indescribable contents inside, right?"

Seleus looked at Enkidu who had redefined the word 'best friend' with black lines all over his head. "It's understandable that Jill is so perverted, but what's going on with you, Xiaoen?"

"Maybe it's red when you're close to vermilion, black when you're close to ink...or things of a feather flock together, and people are separated from groups?" Enkidu smiled and waved his hands, obviously not paying attention to these things that affect the image.

"It doesn't matter what you say about these two points. In addition, after getting your photo, I will carefully store it in my body..."

Enkidu moved closer to Serius' ear, and playfully blew into the boy's ear.

But Serius didn't have time to pay attention to the little ambiguity of the green-haired beauty, he was eager to get away and looked at his "best friend" with some excitement.

"Store in the body? How to save it?"

Enkidu didn't answer, but stretched out a finger with a chuckle, and slowly inserted it into his arm under the gaze of Serius, and the inserted position was like the surface of the water where a heavy object was thrown. There were ripples.

"Transfiguration? The nature of the god's clay figurine?" Seleus raised his eyebrows, looking very interested in Enkidu's behavior.

"But stuffing things that don't belong to you, will it affect you? For example, every time you move, you will feel something rubbing in your body; there is an uncomfortable feeling of foreign body in your body all the time. Category..."

"How should I explain this to you?" Enkidu wrapped his arms around Serius' neck, gently tickling the boy's lovely earlobes with his slender fingers.

After completely letting go of her image in front of her close friends, her behavior became more and more bold.

"I don't think the photo that records your rare image is something that does not belong to 'me' itself, and..." Enkidu held the back of Serius' head with his hands, and gently pressed his forehead against it .

"How do you know that when that thing is stored in my body, it will make me feel uncomfortable?"

So, how did that simple and kind Enki turn into the current image of 'Old Si Ji'?

Or, as she said, 'like attracts like, and people divide', is Enkidu himself "enlightened" by that unknown god?

Serius was puzzled, but he knew that this was Xiao En's ultimatum to him.

If Seleus refuses to agree again, Xiao En, whose image has been completely exposed, will never mind using some coercive means to achieve his goal.

"Since you've talked about this, I can only choose to agree." Seleus sighed as if he had been appointed.

"A wise choice." Enkidu lightly rubbed Sirius' cheek. "But to be on the safe side, you have to be bound by the lock of the sky the whole time."

"Understood, I'm an Assassin after all." Serius nodded, expressing his understanding of Enkidu's worries. "But you have to agree to one of my requests."

"tell me the story?"

"You can only be responsible for the process of taking pictures, and you can only save the finished product..."

Hot and bustling Chaldea

"Wait a moment!"

Gilgamesh, who was squatting on the side in frustration because of the unavoidable safety issues, suddenly became unhappy. He stood up and approached Serius and the others aggressively.

"What does it mean that Enkidu can only be responsible for the photo-taking process, and what does it mean that the finished product can only be kept by her alone?!"

The Gold King's hands were clasped tightly on Serius' shoulders bound by chains, and his face, which was abnormally distorted by anger, was almost pressed against the boy's face.

"Aren't we close friends? Why did you exclude me?!"

"I don't think a pervert clamoring to use chains and ○ drugs to train me into a concubine is qualified to say such a thing. The word 'best friend' has been tainted severely, okay?"

Serius rolled his eyes, his contemptuous eyes pierced into Gilgamesh's heart like sharp needles.

"What about her? Those clothes and everything are prepared by this guy himself."

Enkidu, who was pointed by Gilgamesh, tilted his head, showing a gentle and lovely smile with a little doubt.

"The clothes prepared by Xiaoen himself?"

Although he almost understood the essence of Enkidu and Gilgamesh's 'like flocking together', Seleus still showed an expression of disbelief.

'Forget about the nude apron and the white shirt with two buttons removed, how did she come up with the idea of ​​a nurse's uniform with a mesh structure connecting the chest and buttocks? '

"I don't even understand what Jill said." Enki, who noticed Serius' gaze and tapped his lips with his finger, blinked his big green eyes in puzzlement.

"Don't play tricks with me here!"

Gilgamesh reached out and grabbed the green-haired beauty's arm tightly. "That's not what you said when you brought those clothes over!"

"It has nothing to do with me, Jill don't wrong me, okay?"

"Enkidu you bastard——!!!"

Gilgamesh, who was burning with anger, looked like a ghost. Against his background, Enkidu's already warm smile was even more brilliant, like an angel descending from the world.

"Alas—" Looking at the two people who were making a mess, Seleus sighed helplessly.

As he said before, he didn't think that the proud Gilgamesh would lie in front of him, that is to say, the three 'ingenious' clothes in front of him must have much to do with Enkidu.

But Seleus never said that he targeted Gilgamesh because of his clothes.

"Gill." Serius said quietly, and the indifferent voice made Gilgamesh, who was shaking Enkidu back and forth, shudder subconsciously, and then turned his head to look at the bound boy with a little anxiety.

"Even if the matter of the clothes has nothing to do with you, how do you explain the matter of the three models?"

"Enkidu's model is the model that this guy sent along with the clothes..."

Seleus' staring eyes seemed to put a lot of pressure on Gilgamesh. The domineering aura of the King of Gold disappeared immediately, and even his tone became extremely cautious.

"If Xiaoen's model is a model sent by himself, then..." Serius deliberately elongated his tone, and no emotion could be heard in his indifferent voice.

At the same time, the juvenile's crimson pupils also casually glanced at a life-sized doll named 'Selius' wearing a sexy nurse outfit and a special white shirt.

The existence of the two also made Zhai Shining's expression even more tense.

"...and where did you get the model of 'me'?"

"This... um..." Gilgamesh's eyes were a little erratic, and his voice was also vague.

Apparently, even the always capricious King of Heroes knows the trouble that speaking the truth in this situation will cause.

"It seems that I don't intend to repent."

Glancing at Winky, who acted like an innocent nerd who was being asked by his girlfriend where to hide the 'study materials', Seleus shook his head helplessly.

"Do you still feel that as long as you don't tell me, I don't know the source of these two models?"

It's so naive, you know, even if Gilgamesh didn't say anything, the boy had almost guessed how he got the life-sized doll.

In the final analysis, Chaldea is capable of making life-sized dolls, and the quality is enough to be recognized by the King of Gold is nothing more than those few candidates-Karna, Joan of Arc Alter, Medea, Circe, And da Vinci pro.

Although Karna is a beginner, with his keen eyesight brought about by his excellent bow skills and his unparalleled control over his hands brought about by his uncrowned martial arts, the dolls he made have reached the pinnacle of skill.

Coupled with the precise control of other people's personalities by the skill 'Insight of the Poor', Karna's works have a unique charm of 'seemingly real at first glance', and have been widely praised by many heroes of Chaldea .

However, due to his saint-like character, Karna does not accept private orders without the authorization of the Lord, but how many people who want the existence of life-sized dolls can get the authorization of the Lord?

Therefore, even though Karna's works are exceptionally good, except for a group of painters who need models, and Chaldeans' favorite Master Tachibana, very few people order works like life-size dolls from him .

Seleus can be sure that he has never accompanied Gilgamesh to authorize Karna, and he can guarantee that Caster and Rider will not agree to such impure motives from Gilgamesh. Therefore, Karna was directly ruled out of suspicion.

Joan of Arc Alter also belongs to the category of beginners. However, she has inherited the stubborn side of Joan of Arc in terms of her extraordinary efforts in handicraft skills, coupled with her surprisingly outstanding talent, the life-sized dolls she made are also Has master quality.

However, due to Heizhen's awkward personality that she didn't know how to develop, she deliberately left some flaws of one kind or another when making each work...

If it is a mediocre work, a little flaw will naturally not affect its value too much.

But if it is placed on a work that is perfect in all aspects, that little flaw will be infinitely magnified, just like the virgin ○ lost by the first love girlfriend, making people unable to sleep at night.

Therefore, Hei Zhen's works will be purchased at a low price by temporarily cash-strapped followers with the mentality of coping with it for a while, and they will only be ordered when enemies hate each other.

Serius himself often customizes some cheap apprentices that lack the charm of divinity to appreciate alone.

Gilgamesh, on the other hand, learned how to customize himself without divinity, and tried to ask Heizhen to set the type of flaws according to his ideas as an old customer, but Heizhen would always be disgusted. rejection, without exception.

Medea, as the best hand-made tailor in Chaldea, Medea's skills in dolls are beyond the reach of even the almighty.

However, Medea will only accept everyone's orders when she lacks the necessary magic materials and funds, and the customized content must meet her aesthetics or interest her.

This led to the fact that although she was the most skilled customizer, she was indeed not the first choice for everyone in Chaldea when they wanted to customize life-sized dolls.

In addition, Medea, who is a Saber fan (especially referring to the normal sword-rank Artoria), will not sell the dolls of the 'Saber' series without necessary reasons, and will definitely not sell the dolls of Seleus.

Therefore, Gilgamesh's life-sized doll must not have been obtained from her.

Circe, Seleus, Atalanta, and her own puppeteer will not accept any external orders, and no works will flow out. As for the type of her works...

Since it is not something that can be said casually, please imagine it yourself, and it is inconvenient to disclose it in this article. (laugh)

In the end, it is the only designated partner of Chaldea, all evil (cross out)... the omnipotent, profiteer, the two-knife pervert Da Vinci who hugs left and right and enjoys the blessings of everyone (instructs Ba and the doctor).

As the omnipotent man and the pioneer of the stars, Da Vinci can do all the things that "theoretically can be done by a human being", and making life-sized dolls is naturally a no-brainer.

However, as the only seller in Chaldea, which is isolated from the world, Da Vinci's products can only be handmade by himself with limited resources.

Therefore, even an almighty person would not be able to spare the time and materials to make a life-sized doll, which requires time and patience and has little effect on repairing the singularity, while meeting the necessary needs of Chaldea.

Therefore, even though Leonardo Da Vinci did not limit the types and requirements of the life-size dolls, the life-size dolls made by her are still rare treasures in Chaldea.

Moreover, although Medea and Caster Seleus were represented in the follow-up, the servants with the skill of making props shared the daily work of Da Vinci, and the repaired singularity could provide sufficient materials.

However, the increasing number of servants in Chaldea and the increasingly difficult singularity still took up a lot of Da Vinci's time.

It wasn't until Sheba was summoned by Tachibana and offered to auction off the qualifications of a life-sized doll to Da Vinci himself in a secret auction once a month that Da Vinci's life-sized doll without any restrictions had every Stable output of at least one item per month.

When it comes to funds, auctions, etc., in the entire Chaldea, there are only Assassin Seleus blessed by Hades, Caster Seleus blessed by Osiris, and the embodiment of the blessings of the gods—the one with the golden rule of EX. The combination of Rider, Seleus and the three can barely compete with Gilgamesh, who has all the treasures of humanity.

And because of the personalities of the three Seleus, they are destined not to make a big fuss over this trivial matter, so, as long as Gilgamesh is willing, no one can win the qualification from him to customize a life-sized doll from Da Vinci.

'After this matter is over, just give Tachibana an opinion. 'Selius, who had gone through the message in his mind, shook his head and sighed rather tiredly.

The source of the Enkidu doll is very simple. As the deity, he can directly authorize Karna to obtain his own doll at a relatively low price. The eyes turn purple.

And Gilgamesh's "Selius" doll was obtained from a "secret" auction at Sheba with the acquiescence of Young Shining and King Shan.

'Because the number of followers of Chaldean children is increasing day by day, and Tachibana and Matthew are in the most important period of physical and mental development, how about implementing a system that fully restricts blood, violence and other unhealthy factors on the public resources of Chaldea? ? ' Seleus thought of an excuse.

There is no need to consider the Greek family. The Egyptian and Nordic families will definitely agree. As long as the ancestral government servants explain the benefits and benefits for children's growth, they will most likely support it. Just go get that troublesome ghost...'

'Then discuss it with Kiritsugu. For the sake of the system and the three little ones, he should agree to hand over that Emiya guy to me. I just need to throw him into the round table and provide enough ingredients and gold. Apple can get the support of the Celtic round table...'

'In the case of Rome, if you don't want to fund an Olympic competition hosted by Nero, you'll have to lie to Rider, that bastard who always pretends to be tender, for a few days. As long as you convince Nero, it means that all members of the Rome family will agree. ..'

"For India, let me in Caster set up an enchantment, and let the two brothers fight without any interference to get their support..."

"Even Tachibana should pay attention to the common protest of most of the followers, and I will give that guy some compensation in private. Matthew is a good boy, so he should not raise any objections to this. '

After arranging all the plans and going through them carefully from head to toe without finding any omissions, Serius nodded in satisfaction, and not only did the corners of his mouth rise slightly.

"Cutting off most of the money should make the money-hungry animal-eared girl cry out in distress. Jill will also be killed because he can't continue to replenish the doll collection and cause the two existing dolls to be confiscated by me." Sneered by two 'selves'...'

"As for Da Vinci...although I really have nothing to do with her, but 'the wife pays her debts', I just cut off the doctor's funding for the reason of promoting the correct concept of consumption to children. I'm not a monster after all. '

'After all this is done, the next step is to get out according to the predetermined plan. '

Seleus glanced at the two people in front of him, and with a calculation in his mind, he spoke slowly.

"Little En."

"learn!"

The golden halo spread rapidly around Enkidu's bare feet, and countless chains glowing with divine light flew out of the halo, binding Gilgamesh's limbs in an instant.

"Enkidu!"

Unexpectedly, when the two said they would do it, Gilgamesh struggled hard, but the lock of the sky itself was an EX-level treasure of anti-god solemnity, and it was extremely restrained to the heroic spirit of the sky with divinity.

Coupled with the unfavorable relationship between Enkidu and Gilgamesh that is engraved in the origin...

In short, the oldest king in his life could still contend with the "Lythm" of the Sky Lock by virtue of his "royal power", but at the moment when he was just a mere follower, Gilgamesh, who was bound, did not resist Enkidu at all Ability.

Even if he suppressed his divinity to the minimum when he summoned it.

"I'm sorry, Jill." Enkidu wrapped the chain around the Golden King's body with a smile on his face.

"This is the last time..."

Hot and bustling Chaldea

"Huh...? Is this...there...?"

There was a misty thick fog behind him, surrounded by a vast plain, and on the crisp grass dotted with flowers, Gilgamesh, who was shining golden, opened his eyes in bewilderment.

He sat up, and what appeared in front of him was a wide river.