I don't like the gods, I want to be a hero

The sweet scent of flowers and fruits floats faintly on the river, and butterflies fly back and forth on the blooming lotus...

This fantasy-like scene revealed an atmosphere that was very familiar to Gilgamesh, but he himself really couldn't remember being there before.

"Strange... I remember that I should be playing with my best friends in Chaldea. Why did I suddenly appear in such a place?"

The last impression in my memory is the entertainment room full of kingly spirit, and the two friends who serve me in special costumes.

(As expected of Gilgamesh, he easily imposed his will (fantasy) on reality.)

But why does it appear here?

"By the way... does Chaldea have this place in front of me?" Gilgamesh stroked his chin, observing everything in front of him with appreciative eyes with his scarlet vertical pupils.

"Natural and fresh, it reminds me a bit of the time in Uruk." Gilgamesh closed his eyes and took a deep breath as if intoxicated.

"But!" Xue Tong opened his eyes angrily, and the corner of the King of Gold's mouth hung with an extremely ferocious sneer.

"However, even if the scenery here is acceptable, the crime of disrespect for disobeying the king's will and silently passing this king here is still... huh?"

Gilgamesh's expression was suddenly dull, and his wide eyes were staring straight at the two looming figures in front of him in the thick fog.

"That's it?" Gilgamesh rubbed his eyes in disbelief, the two familiar figures were still there, and...

"Enkidu! Seleus!" Gilgamesh clenched his fists excitedly, and even showed a smirk on his handsome face.

No wonder the King of Gold showed such unpromising performance. If it was Enkidu and Seleus in normal times, then Gilgamesh would naturally be able to maintain his majesty as king under no special circumstances.

But... the two of them at this time are not the usual ones.

Enkidu tied the long green hair representing life behind him, and a headband with a red cross printed on it cleverly covered the knots of the hair, but left a mischievous hair on each side.

At this moment, the green-haired beauty did not put on the white robe of the past, but replaced it with a tight-fitting pink nurse uniform and sheer white stockings.

And what makes Gilgamesh's blood spurt the most is that the nurse's uniform on Enkidu's body is the one he spent a lot of money on specially made.

In other words, in the most important position of the chest and buttocks - it is a completely half-covered mesh structure...

As for Seleus on the side, he is naked with a white shirt.

The oversized white shirt was put on the handsome young man like a robe, and the long hem directly dragged on the white thighs, firmly covering the important parts.

However, if it is only to this extent, then apart from the stunning first glance, the image of Seleus cannot be compared with Enkidu on the side at all.

But, this is a special white shirt with the top two buttons removed.

In other words, the boy's shoulders can't hold up a shirt that is too big for him. As long as he is not careful, the shirt that has almost no point of support will directly slide off under the action of gravity...

"Since such an exciting surprise has been prepared for this king, this king will pardon these two guys for their crime of disrespect."

The King of Gold wanted to put on the coercion of being a king, but as soon as he finished speaking, he rushed towards the two of them excitedly.

"It's Jill." Seeing the visitor, Enkidu tilted his head, showing a gentle smile that healed people's hearts.

"Yo! You look very energetic, Jill." Seleus pinched the collar tightly with one hand to prevent the shirt from falling off, and waved the other hand to greet the approaching King of Gold.

"Are you two mentally prepared?" Gilgamesh admired the image of the two close friends at this time, and nodded with satisfaction from time to time.

"Psychological preparation?" Enkidu nodded his lips in doubt.

"Probably not something serious." Serius rolled his eyes. "But let's hear it."

"If you wear my king's clothes, then you will naturally have to deal with me." Gilgamesh folded his arms around his chest and raised his head proudly.

"Let's start practicing with the goal of becoming the king's concubine!"

"..."

Gilgamesh's perverted declaration caused the two of them to fall into an unspeakable silence, and then they looked at each other in a very tacit understanding.

"Oh, Jill's speech is really bold." Enkidu covered his mouth and chuckled.

"Sure enough, I shouldn't expect too much from you." Serius shook his head helplessly with his hand on his forehead.

"Then start with the first step of taking pictures." The oldest hero king said to himself and made a decision for his two best friends.

"Wang's body is perfect, so there is absolutely no shame in being exposed."

Saying so, Gilgamesh looked at his two 'best friends' jokingly.

"And as the king's best friend, the same is true for the two of you."

"It's really a speech full of Jill's style." Enkidu still had that smile on his face.

"So you plan to take pictures to get us used to this outfit?" Serius glanced at the inexplicably excited Gilgamesh beside him with disgust. "Perverted enough."

"As expected of a close friend who is about to become my concubine's concubine." Gilgamesh gave a thumbs up, affirming Seleus' guess without hesitation.

"If you can connect these two words together, you can... Forget it, I don't want to say anything more."

Seleus sighed and stretched out a hand, and next to him, the green-haired beauty Enkidu directly grabbed Gilgamesh's wrist.

"What does this mean?" Gilgamesh blinked, looking very puzzled by the reaction of the two.

"If the purpose is to get used to cross-dressing, it's obviously not enough to just take pictures as a contrast, isn't it?" Saying so, Seleus held Gilgamesh's arm with his hand.

"After all, for a strong-willed hero, such a shock can change his spirit." Enkidu's other hand hooked Gilgamesh's shoulder.

"Therefore, the stimulus must be increased."

"Is that true?" Jin Xing, who hadn't realized the seriousness of the matter, glanced thoughtfully at the two people beside her. "Do you have any good suggestions?"

"If you want to increase the stimulation in this regard, there is nothing better than letting him witness his own shame when he is being trained in cross-dressing..." Seleus's voice was slightly gloomy, and his expression became extremely weird.

"And forcibly filmed these pictures at this time, so that he can 'deeply' perceive his own progress..."

Enkidu's smile was as gentle as ever, but his words made Gilgamesh unconsciously feel a chill down his back.

"I believe that I know that I am stepping into the abyss step by step, but because I can't change it, I can only watch myself sinking deeper and deeper."

"No matter what kind of existence it is, there is no way to return to the former self."

"That...if my king remembers correctly." Gilgamesh finally realized something from the increasingly undisguised expressions of the two 'best friends', forced a smile.

"What we're talking about now...um~~ should be the bride practice of the two of you, right?"

Hearing this, Seleus and Enkidu looked at each other again, and there was a 'planned' smile on their faces in unison.

it is more than words.

'escape! ! ! '

The magic power of his whole body exploded in an instant. As a warrior, Gilgamesh knew very well that in front of his best friend, he had only one chance to surprise him.

However...

"Where does Jill want to go?"

Accompanied by the 'cluck' sound produced by the unnatural twisting of the bones, Gilgamesh's arm was locked behind him in an unbelievable posture, and Enkidu rested his chin lightly on the shiny golden shoulder with a relaxed expression. superior.

On the other side, Seleus, who firmly locked Gilgamesh's other elbow joint, sneered. "There are still very important things unfinished between us."

"My lord thinks there was some misunderstanding between us." Gilgamesh, whose body was locked by the two, wanted to make a final struggle. "As my king's close friends, you should be more obedient."

"The word 'best friend' in Jill's mouth always makes people feel very subtle." Enkidu frowned, looking very troubled.

"I think it's more subtle if this word comes out of Xiaoen you." Seleus complained with a strange face.

"Then how can I forgive this king? My dear friends."

How can I forgive Gilgamesh?Enkidu tilted his head and thought for a while, and turned his questioning gaze to Serius who was beside him.

"Well, as long as you put on the rest of the costume and complete the first stage of practice, I can forgive you."

"I'm sorry, Serius, but anyway, this is not the way to do it after forgiveness."

Even the oldest hero king, Gilgamesh can only choose to give in after facing the danger posed by his best friend.

"In this case..."

Serius frowned a little troublesomely, but Gilgamesh suddenly smiled when he realized his embarrassment.

But before he hit the iron while the iron was hot and asked the two to let him go, the voice of Seleus shattered all his illusions.

"Even if you change into your costume and complete the first stage of training, we will not forgive you."

"Is there no option to not wear clothes?"

Gilgamesh struggled. As the owner of these clothes, he naturally understood what kind of 'power' the remaining 'clothes' possessed.

"Don't worry, Gil." Enkidu on the side touched the shiny golden head reassuringly, and Gilgamesh also looked over expectantly.

"As long as you complete the first stage of practice, you will become a pervert who can't do without those clothes."

"Enkidu! You bastard!!!"

............

"Hoo-hoo-hoo!"

In Chaldea, in a glittering entertainment room, Gilgamesh, who had been unconscious for a long time, suddenly opened his eyes, and gasped heavily as if he had been frightened.

"Fortunately, it was just a dream."

"Dream? What kind of dream is it?" Seleus' curious voice came from behind Gilgamesh.

"It's nothing, it's just some trivial things."

When it comes to his own majesty, Gilgamesh will certainly not tell the truth about the content of his dream.

"But then again, that fellow Enkidu actually...poof!"

Just as Gilgamesh turned his head, he was startled by the scene in front of him.

Seleus, who was naked and wearing a white shirt, was sitting on the sofa with a calm face, while the green-haired beauty Enkidu leaned weakly on the boy's shoulder.

Moreover, Enkidu is also wearing the special nurse's uniform as in the dream, but compared to the generous and generous in the dream, the current Enkidu looks very...'bad'.

The pure white stockings wrapping the legs had a lot of irregular folds, it seems that I didn't put it on on my own initiative, and the nurse's uniform looked a little messy, and the buttons on various details were not fastened at all, as if it was just a simple Just put it on your body.

Enkidu's face was covered with a suspicious blush, and his posture was by no means 'charming' or 'seductive'...

"During the period when the king passed out, what did the two of you do behind my back?!"

The corner of Gilgamesh's mouth twitched as he looked at everything in front of him. If it wasn't for the fact that he didn't smell anything bad, he would even think that the two of them had done something 'pleasant'.

"It was just taking advantage of the opportunity when Xiaoen knocked you out, activated the treasure to break free from the shackles of the sky, and then subdued it when he thought he had bound me firmly."

Serius showed his cloak and explained in a very calm tone.

Assassin Seleus, who descended from the concept of "Son of Pluto", possessed the two exceptional Noble Phantasms of "Hades Helmet" and "Destruction Scythe", while also inheriting from the original body and adoptive father Hades. powerful divinity.

That's why he couldn't move after being restrained by Gilgamesh with the sky lock.

But this does not mean that as long as Serius touches Assassin, he will be restrained by it without any power to fight back.

The Helmet of Hades, as a top-level artifact comparable to Zeus' Thunder Scepter, has only the simple ability of 'hiding'.

As a compensation for having only this ability, the Helmet of Hades has brought "hiding" to the extreme, and it has already reached the level of "virtualization", that is, "the holder does not exist in this world".

And since it doesn't exist in the world, the Sky Lock that relies on the world can't lock the position of Serius.

Seleus was able to break free because Gilgamesh's loss of consciousness caused the lock of the sky to fail, and Enkidu activated the helmet of Hades within the time difference between the lock of the sky that Enkidu himself bound himself.

"Then his clothes..."

"Talk about that." Serius stood up and carefully laid Enkidu's body flat on the sofa. "I put it on for Xiao En after subduing him."

"Help him put it on?" Gilgamesh's eyes were full of suspicion.

"Otherwise? I just said that I would wear these clothes to take pictures of Xiao En, but I never said that I was the only one to wear these clothes."

Seleus turned around to indicate that he had fulfilled his promise, and then he started to walk slowly in the direction of Gilgamesh.

"And to be honest, it's probably the relationship between like and flock. I actually really want to see what effect the two of you will have wearing these three clothes."

"Wait!" Gilgamesh realized something, and his expression suddenly became extremely frightened. "What do you want to do?"

"What do I want?" Seleus chuckled lightly.

"These three clothes were prepared by the two of you. Since you want to use despicable means to make me wear these clothes, then naturally you have to be prepared to be forcibly put on these clothes."

"Besides, there are exactly three pieces of clothing here. Don't you think it's a pity if we don't let the three of us take a photo together?"

"Da!" Gilgamesh turned around and ran wildly, but was pinned to the ground by the more agile Seleus in an instant.

"Honestly, I don't really want to do something cruel to Jill." Seleus pulled out the lace apron. "But if Jill insists..."

"Tear--"