I don't like the gods, I want to be a hero

"Don't blame me for not warning you first."

Hot and bustling Chaldea

"It's something really amazing."

Looking at the backup photo in his hand, Seleus, who had changed back into the Heroic Spirit costume, nodded with interest.

"Jill, who is always the only one in heaven and earth, actually has such a shy side, and the expression that is too shy to look at the camera is inexplicably joyful."

"However, the interesting part is only the demeanor and expression. If you look down, even if it is a natural body, it will be hot enough to match with a naked apron."

"Compared to that, Xiao En's image is much more eye-catching. Should it be said that he is incarnate after imitating a god?"

"Having said that, I remember the guy who greeted me at the time seemed to be Jill's mother who came to..."

Seleus stopped in his tracks, frozen in place by the sudden realization.

"Anyway, it's better not to continue thinking about it."

"Selius!!!" Tachibana, who had been waiting for the news, jumped on the back of Serius.

"It's Xiao Tachibana." Seleus quickly put away the photo after he realized it.

This kind of thing involving black history can be played by yourself in private, if it really makes a scene in the whole Chaldea, he will definitely be wiped out by another self and the bastard pretending to be tender.

Seleus thought so.

However, I am more worried about my own safety than the consequences of the black history being exposed by the master. This kind of "special" thinking is really dangerous in a sense.

"How is it? Did you get the potion that can transform Cu Chulainn back from the king?" Tachibana leaned his little head over from behind and blinked his big eyes expectantly.

"Although a lot of things happened in the middle, the task is still completed for the time being."

"A lot of things happened?" Tachibana tilted her head, and the dull hair on the top of her head naturally bent into a question mark as if expressing the mood of a girl.

"It's just a trivial matter between bad friends. Compared with this, how do you plan to make Cu Chulainn drink the medicine?"

Serius took out the potion he got from Jill, and changed the subject calmly.

"Can't you just give it to him to drink?" Tachibana was a little puzzled.

"Of course not." Seleus shook his head.His little master didn't seem to realize the seriousness of the matter at all.

"Let's not talk about whether the current Cu Chulainn will drink this thing, just the effect of 'even the gods will beg for mercy' is not a small trouble."

"Even the gods can wag their tails and beg for mercy." Lihua held her chin with a serious face.

"You know, even Jill, who doesn't care about anything, bluntly said that it needs to be diluted before..."

"If you have this level, you should be able to break through the power of 'purification' on Matthew, right?"

"???" Serius couldn't understand what Tachibana was saying.

"It's a pity that Matthew still has the protection of Galahad on her body. It is impossible to predict how much effect the potion that even the gods can't resist will have on her." The girl who made the crime declaration showed a face full of regret. expression.

'Does this guy know what he's talking about? ' Seleus rolled his eyes.

"Serius, based on your experience, can this bottle of medicine have the effect it should have on Mash?" Tachibana unconsciously planned to join Serius.

"If you give me or Galahad's power... Do you think I will tell you the answer in this situation? Also! What is 'based on my experience'?!"

Serius, who couldn't ignore Tachibana's unreasonable slander, roared angrily.

"It's really a bunch of guys who only cause trouble for others." Tachibana curled her lips impatiently when she didn't get what she wanted.

"I think it's better to add more trouble to this kind of trouble. Besides, if I don't explain what's going on 'in my experience', I will really beat you up."

"If Mash can't do it, I can only find someone else to do it." Tachibana, who was already immersed in fantasy, directly ignored the 'useless' Serius.

"Forget about Qing Ji's words. It feels a bit too wasteful to use it on Musashi-san. It's a good idea to make Heizhen-chan be more frank, but I really want to use this bottle of medicine to train me. What about the BB in my eyes..."

Thinking of the seductive posture of the little devil who always likes to play tricks on people under the influence of the potion, Tachibana couldn't help shedding 'moved tears' from the corners of his mouth.

"Selius, can you get more of such a wonderful thing? Just one bottle is not enough for many people."

Tachibana put his arms around Serius' shoulders, and spoke of his needs in a tone that could easily be misunderstood.

Although this bottle of potion is as dangerous as 'that thing' in every sense.

"How could there be any more?" No matter whether there is the same potion in the King's Treasure of the King of Gold, Seleus will kill the 'fact' that there is only one bottle here.

"This is the original book of human wisdom. Even Jill has only this bottle."

As soon as he thought that he would personally name that kind of thing as 'humanity', an inexplicable sense of guilt and guilt surged in Seleus's heart.

'I'm sorry Renli, this is a last resort. '

"Where are the virtuous king and Mr. Jill?" Tachibana still asked unwillingly.

"Although I don't know the specific principle, these three guys are actually using the same Babylonian treasure house."

"What?!" Tachibana's face showed a loss visible to the naked eye. "Obviously people still have a lot of places to use this thing."

'So what exactly are you going to use the potion for? '

Seleus really wanted to ask this question, but in the end he swallowed it wisely.

"No matter what you do, it can't change the fact that there is only one bottle of this thing."

Serius spread his hands pretendingly, but his answer obviously couldn't satisfy Tachibana.

"Really, it would be better to destroy the world that can't mass-produce such great things." Tachibana stomped his little feet viciously when he didn't get what he wanted.

'Really, it would be better if the world that entrusted the future to such a guy should be destroyed. Serius, who was extremely tired, rolled his eyes silently.

The two reached a consensus under some delicate circumstances.

"Selius." Tachibana, who had vented a lot, suddenly showed a flattering smile.

"Why?" Serius looked at the girl with vigilance in the eyes of the conversation just ended.

"I suddenly realized that I was really terrible as a Master."

Serius glanced at the girl in surprise.

"As the master, I don't want to do my best to solve the troubles for the followers in my life, but use them for my own ulterior motives."

Tachibana looked a little guilty, as if she really realized her mistake.

"Now, I have figured it out. To deepen the connection with the servants, I should rely on my sincere heart, instead of letting Cu Chulainn and his ilk like 'fishing' to cause trouble for them."

"So... what do you want to do?" Seleus raised his eyebrows.

Judging from the girl's words, there is indeed nothing wrong with it, but Seleus, who has seen Tachibana's nature, feels that things are far from that simple.

"For the sake of the harmony and stability of Chaldea, I decided to give up the plan to turn Cu Chulainn back to the original kind of pervert."

Tachibana held Seleus's hand solemnly, with sincere words written in her big watery eyes.

However, Serius, who realized something from the girl's words, was not moved at all.

"What's the truth?"

"As long as Cu Chulainn remains like this, this bottle of potion can be saved for me to use."

"Do you think I will agree to such a request?"

"I can share the potion with you."

Serius didn't speak, but his disgusted expression and extremely indifferent eyes were enough to express his attitude.

And give him some potions?Has this guy forgotten the fact that the potion is still in whose hands?

"So actively want to turn Cu Chulainn back to the original pervert, are you going to use him to set off your own character, and use the hero to save the beauty to win the favor of the ladies?"

Realizing the fact that he couldn't fool Serius, Tachibana immediately put on a posture of speaking righteously.

"I, Lihua, hate two kinds of people the most in my life. The first is that you use despicable methods like this..."

"If this continues, I'll just destroy this bottle of medicine."

"I'm sorry, I was too complacent." Tachibana, who was standing on the moral high ground just now, fell to his knees in the blink of an eye.

Even if he didn't get the potion, Tachibana can still use Cu Chulainn to set off his character, and then rely on the "hero" to save the beauty, and the identity of the confidant master to gain the opportunity to get in touch with the beautiful girl servants.

But if Seleus destroyed the potion in a fit of anger, then Tachibana's last thought would also disappear.

As for whether it would be too despicable...

So what about despicableness, you must know that apart from the guys who used despicable methods in Li Hua's life, what she hated the most were the guys who prevented her from using despicable methods.

...............

"As long as Xiao Ku drinks this bottle of potion, will he be able to turn back into the previous lust demon?"

In Maeve's room, Queen Connaught, who was wearing a 'formal dress' showing off a large amount of skin, was constantly looking at the bottle of amber starlight potion in Seleus' hand.

"The specific drug effect has not been tested, but it should be able to achieve a similar effect."

"A similar effect?" Maeve blinked, looking a little puzzled.

"With all due respect, this is not a specific medicine for Cu Chulainn's symptoms." In order to avoid any mistakes caused by information errors, Seleus decided to explain everything clearly before taking action.

"This is the principle of human reason... In short, you can treat it as a ○ medicine with a Noble Phantasm level."

"○Medicine?!" Maeve glanced at Serius in surprise, and then leaned in front of the young man with a charming face.

"It turns out that a hero like you who is always serious has such an 'interesting' side."

"Don't get me wrong, I just chose the most effective solution for your commission."

"I understand, I understand." Maeve licked the dry corner of her mouth, and pressed her graceful body directly against the boy's body. "Before sending it to Xiaoku, do you want to taste the medicine first?"

'You know a hammer. ’ Serius twitched the corner of his mouth, and then silently handed the medicine to Maeve.

"What an incomprehensible man." After taking the medicine, Maeve winked coquettishly. "But people unexpectedly don't hate it."

"Hurry up and send the medicine to Cu Chulainn." Seleus sighed a little tiredly.

"Don't worry." Maeve sat down on the chair in front of Serius, and raised one thigh without hesitation. "When you first came, I sent a message to Xiaoku, counting the time, he is almost here."

"In that case, it's about time I left."

"Is there anything you want from me, Maeve."

As soon as Serius turned to leave, Cu Chulainn walked into the room helplessly, and raised his eyebrows in surprise when he saw the figure of Serius.

"The ugly words first, if you want to invite me to participate in multiplayer sports, please forgive me for refusing." Cu Chulainn looked at Maeve solemnly, but from the corner of his eyes, he glanced at Serius from time to time.

"I'm past the age of being obsessed with women..."

Before he could finish speaking, Cu Chulainn, who was boastful, was punched down by Serius, whose hair was full of black lines.

"Although I know it's a misunderstanding, I'm still a little upset."

"I was still a little worried about how to trick Xiao Ku into drinking this bottle of medicine. It really helped me a lot."

Maeve walked over with a smile, and lightly rubbed against Serius a few times as she passed by.

Afterwards, she sat directly on Cu Chulainn who had fallen to the ground, and used her legs to support Cu Chulainn's hands backwards, and stabbed the hand holding the potion straight into Ku Chulainn who was forced to throw his head upside down. Chu Lin's mouth.

"Come on, Xiaoku, it's time to take the medicine, you must take the medicine well."

Cu Chulainn, who had been drugged, fell to the ground, shaking violently all over his body.

"I don't know how the medicine works."

While waiting for the medicine to take effect, Maeve cast her gaze on Seleus beside her.

"If it really works, as a reward, would you like Serius to stay together?"

"Excuse my refusal."

"Just treat it as accumulating experience, I will make you very comfortable."

"Let's forget it, after all, my side is all newbies, and the experience accumulated here may not be applicable."

"That's a pity."

"That..." Cu Chulainn who fell on the ground suddenly said. "Although it's a bit embarrassing, I want to have some dirty things."

"Great." Maeve cheered, and walked briskly in front of Cu Chulainn, her legs were slightly bent, shaking her buttocks so that she couldn't be covered by the miniskirt.

"Come on, knead as you like."

"Since the medicine has taken effect, I'll take my leave first." Serius didn't care about the farce between the two, and planned to leave Maeve's room when the commission was completed.