Yuanshen: Master Niu Miscellaneous Carving

Groundhog Zhongli: "I'm retired, you not only cheated on food and drink, but also tricked people into stealing things, and even broke them, who doesn't know what happened."

Groundhog Yingbao: "It's almost done, hey, Morax... Barbatos, stop hitting."

Wendy the groundhog: "It's better than you. Is that what you call retirement? Do you think you're out of your mind to hold a funeral for yourself?"

Groundhog Zhongli: "What's wrong with retiring with a sense of ritual? Barbarians, it's better than having your God's heart ripped out by someone at your door."

Unable to persuade the fight, Groundhog Yingbao was stunned: "The scenery of the floating world remains the same for hundreds of thousands of years, and wear and tear is a terrible thing."

After sighing, Groundhog Yingbao continued to persuade the fight: "You can't beat people to death like this."

Wendy the Groundhog: "Antique Posing."

Groundhog Zhongli: "Little liar doesn't know what to do."

Groundhog Yingbao: "Don't fight on the street, go to the dance studio, okay? It's embarrassing."

Wendy the groundhog: "You scold the prodigal dragon again."

Groundhog Zhongli: "Moyu monster, can you have a better attitude!"

Wendy the Groundhog: "Damn!"

Groundhog Zhongli: "You're dead!"

Groundhog Yingbao really didn't hold back: "Stop talking, everyone is rotten."

Groundhog Zhongli and Groundhog Wendy stopped fighting immediately, and the atmosphere became a little awkward.

Wendy the Groundhog: "What did you just say?"

Groundhog Yingbao: "Then what...everyone is poor?"

Wendy the groundhog immediately changed the target of the attack: "Who are you talking about being poor, Fat House."

Groundhog Zhongli now became the persuasive one: "Hey, Wendy, don't tell the truth."

However, the word "Fat House" made Yingbao angry.

The style of painting changed suddenly, and Yingbao swung the thunderbolt sword light.

"I want you to be built into the idol."

With a flash of thunder, both Wendy and Zhongli were stuffed into the statue, leaving only their heads exposed.

Groundhog Zhongli: "What's none of my business?"

That's it for the video...it's not over yet.

As soon as the camera turned, Mr. Zhongli, Wendy, and Yingbao surrounded a child.

It is our little grass god, Naxida.

The three gods all thought in their hearts that they must test whether this kid is a qualified god.

So, Wendy poked Nasida's face first and asked, "Little guy, lend me some money, I don't have money to drink."

Zhongli: "Little friend, I left the house and forgot to bring any money. Do you have any money?"

Yingbao: "Tuanzi will send you off, can you exchange some Mora for me?"

Nasida: "Ah, what is money?"

Three Gods: "The appraisal is complete, welcome to join us."

The video really ends here.

It's just that the three gods who couldn't make up a Mora became four gods.

[Hu Tao: Hahahahaha, Prodigal Dragon, Old Antique, it’s embarrassing for you not to bring money (/V≤)] [Zhong Li: I said, hall master, please save face (0_[-])] [Pai Meng: You don't pay for the treats. It's you, Wendy, who are so confident. ] [Wendy: Well, myself, definitely not the same as in the video, I never treat people. ] [Xiaogong: Ahem, haha, this, I can't help but want to laugh, it's normal. ] ... [-] for flowers ...

[Nasida: Here, why is there me? ] [Tinari: Master Xiaocao feels that he has to officially enter the second creation video. ] [Arataki Ichito: Hahahaha... Great, great, finally someone has been turned into a groundhog like me, it's so funny. ] [Amber: This guy dares to laugh so blatantly, these are the four gods, but we all only dare to laugh secretly. ] [Xu Hao: No, there's me too, hahahahahaha, I'm dying of laughter, I can't laugh anymore. (Pimon is proud with his hips on his hips. JPG)] [Yae Shenzi: Hehehe, my silly Yingbao, who is said to be a fat house is angry (*)] [Shadow: (×)] The first video is over, let’s continue It's time for the second down.

In the second video, in order to celebrate that Qunyu Pavilion was not bombed, Uncle Xu Hao came to an elevator scene.

On the big screen, the title of the video appeared: "When Qiqi Keli was locked in the elevator" Elevator, what the hell is this?

Everyone knows about ladders, but elevators are confusing.

[Claire: Great, Claire is on camera again. ] [Qiqi: Well, it's good, the coconut milk is almost finished. ] [Kamizaya Ayaka: What is an elevator? ] [Ke Qing: I have never heard of such a thing as an elevator. ] [Ying: It’s similar to the one in Wangshu Inn, but it’s powered by electricity. ] Ying explained in the live broadcast room, and everyone knew what the elevator was. At this time, the video on the big screen began.

With a ding-dong sound, the elevator door opened, and Keli and Qiqi walked in.

Keli looked in the elevator and was puzzled: "Where is the button?"

Qiqi: "The old lady Ningguang installed voice recognition in the elevator, but there is no button."

Staring at the old woman?

Sister Ningguang in the live broadcast room can't be calm anymore.

Come on, she's not even 30 yet!

And she is no longer an old leftover woman, she has already found a man.

The title of old woman is too much!Knife.

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Beidou, don't forget, we are about the same age, I am an old woman, what about you? ] [Beidou: Cut, boring (factory,) factory] On the big screen, the video continues to play: Keli is shocked: "What? Voice recognition?"

"On the elevator? In the Jade Pavilion? Have you tried voice recognition?"

Qi Qi shook her head: "No."

Kelly: "Then let's try."

Qiqi: "The eleventh floor."

Elevator: "Please say it again."

Keli: "The eleventh floor."

Qiqi: "Eleventh floor, eleventh floor."

Elevator: "Please say it again."

Qiqi: "Hey, the eleventh floor."

"Six Seven Seven" Ke Li was very speechless: "Why does the old woman pretend to be such a thing?"

"Let me try Mond's accent, Billion House, Billion House."

Qiqi expressed shock: "Even if it takes a million lifetimes, I won't be able to reach it."

Ke Li glanced at Qi Qi: "Don't interrupt, Billion House, Billion House..."

Qiqi: "If you understand this, I'll give you the coconut sheep."

Gan Yu's expression froze in the live broadcast room, and this happened to her again.

If you think about the title of Coconut Sheep, you will know how evil it is.

For the thin-skinned Gan Yu, it was even worse than her chatty teacher exposing the embarrassing things in her childhood.

Shot back to video: Elevator: "I'm sorry, can you repeat that one more time?"

Qiqi: "I'll try the authentic Liyue accent, eh, come to kiss, eh, come to kiss."

Keli was shocked: "The accent in your hometown is empty ear?"

Qiqi: "I #@%, you can go ahead."

Elevator: "Please speak clearly and slowly."

Qiqi: "You, okay, you, go, ah!"

Keli: "A Thunder Peak."

Elevator: "Sorry, can you repeat that?"

Keli's patience was almost exhausted: "Eleventh floor, if you still don't understand me, I'll use a bouncing bomb to make you understand."

Qi Qi said in a strange way: "Oh, you are so mighty, and I am also very scared."

Kelly: "Can you shut up and think about it?"

Elevator: "Please speak slowly."

Qi Qi: "Ou Laiwen, love to kiss, love to share, love to kiss."

Kelly: "You say something different every time."

Qiqi was also a little bit crazy at the moment: "I want to keep talking until it understands Liyue's accent, is that okay?"

"Love to kiss, oh to kiss, oh to pull powder, oh to dung..."

Keli was speechless: "Are you going to ask Lao Ba to help us? Open the door quickly!"

Elevator: "This is a speech recognition elevator. Please speak clearly and slowly."

This elevator is really aggressive enough, there are already some silly laughs in the live broadcast room.

[Dadalia: Hey, what kind of magical elevator is this, hahahaha, is this intentional to torment people? ] [Xu Hao: What kind of rubbish speech recognition does this have to have this effect?Install it without paying for the test ([-])] [北斗: @冷光, if you really plan to install such a thing for Qunyu Pavilion, then I’m afraid you’ll never be able to install it. Fei (,) Factory] [Ke Qing: Don't pretend, my thunder wedge can't fly high yet. ] [Ningguang: Uh... don't worry, this thing will never appear on my Qunyu Pavilion (-] Ningguang is really drunk, she has never seen this thing called an elevator, so she pretends to be a woolen thing .

This is a joke that can't even understand human language, what do you want him to do?

Continue to watch the video: Keli is a little bit annoyed: "Oh, my Qin leader, why does he want us to calm down?"

Qiqi was also getting impatient: "Because he knows that you will explode everywhere on impulse, and then Captain Qin will make your ass bloom."

Elevator: "You haven't selected a floor yet."

Qiqi leaned under the microphone: "I've already chosen! Love to kiss!"

Elevator: "If you don't want to choose a floor and want to leave the elevator, just say: Please open the door."

Ke Li leaned over with a kitten face: "Please open the door, please open the door, eat me#%~"

Qiqi: "No, you probably don't have one, just say please."

Keli pointed to the microphone: "I won't bow to this thing."

Qi Qi looked into the microphone, looking resigned: "Please open the door."

Keli was on the side with a strange expression: "Please open the door, disgusting~"

Elevator: "Please keep calm."

Qiqi is really about to collapse now: "Oh!!! Grandma Wodi!"

Qiqi climbed onto Keli's back and leaned over to the microphone: "Let me step on it and talk closer, I don't believe I can't subdue you today."

Elevator: "You haven't selected a floor yet."

Qiqi raised her middle finger: "Flower Q! Flower Q! Muddy, if you don't let us go out, I'll go to the old woman and ask her to tear you apart."

"Then find the third-rate actor who voiced you, and beat him up."

Keli: "I'll give him another Bounce Blast."

Qiqi: "Fried, rotten, you!"

Keli: "Fried, rotten, you! Sparse, rotten!"

Qiqi: "Sparse, shitty, rotten!"

Just as Keli and Qiqigui were crying and howling, the elevator door opened.

Outside the door, the old lady Ningguang and Captain Qin looked at the two short legs inside with unfriendly expressions.

Qiqi hurriedly jumped off Keli's back, and her short short legs became obedient in an instant. Keli pointed at her head in embarrassment: "Do you want to get on the elevator?"

The second video ends.

This made the viewers in the live broadcast room suspicious of the convenient and fast elevator that the movie said.

[Xiangling: I don’t even understand the words in the Second Creation video, is it really convenient?I want the rice cracker to spit fire on it 2.2.] [Sugar: It seems that it is a very problematic alchemy product. ] [Kujo Sharo: This thing called speech recognition is so stupid, I have already flown to the place with this skill. ] [Yae Miko: These two little guys are really cute, they are so cute when they say dirty words. ] [Qin: @可利, Keli, don’t imitate the one in the video who swears, it’s very uncivilized and impolite. ] [Baishu: @qiqi, Qiqi can't learn it either. ] [Qiqi: What to learn?Muddy mother, flower Q, rotten] [Paimon: Uh, Qiqi should forget about it soon, right? ] [Xu Hao: Or, she has already written it down in the notebook into (factory,) factory] [Ying: 2 (△)! ! ].

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Oh, by the way, today should be the home field of God.

After Keli Qiqi finished her camera, it was time for Grandpa Zhongli to get hurt.

He made a lot of limelight yesterday, and it cost a price.

The title of the third video appeared on the big screen: "Mr. Zhongli, Spoiled and Rolled." Seeing this title, the corners of Mr. Zhongli's mouth twitched.