Yuanshen: Master Niu Miscellaneous Carving

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Damn, this is directly aimed at him again, isn't it enough that the three gods just now don't have one Mora?

Liyue eating melons in the live broadcast room, the audience could only mourn for their emperor, and then prepared to eat melons and watch the show.

Soon, the title disappeared from the big screen and the video began to play.

A cheerful Liyue song played, and in the video, there was a kid Zhongli who was lying on the ground and rolling around, and a very helpless Dada Duck.

Dada Duck: "Didn't it be agreed that one person would settle the bill once?"

Little friend Zhongli: "I don't care, I don't care, I want you to give me money."

Dada Duck: "Then I'll give you the money, get up quickly"

At this time, 20 children from Qiqi appeared next to them holding a box of freshly squeezed coconut milk.

Child Zhongli: "It's too late, I still want to drink freshly squeezed coconut milk!"

Dada Duck: "I will buy all the coconut trees for you, please get up quickly."

Child Zhongli: "I don't want coconut trees, I want freshly squeezed coconut milk."

At this time, Boss Taotao appeared with a shovel in one hand and a hemp rope in the other: "Do you need to apply for the Xiangshengtang package? Buy one get one free during the event."

Then, Wendy appeared again, and laughed at the child Zhongli, who was rolling around, "Yo Yo Yo, isn't this Lord Yan?"

Today's Liyue Port is another quiet and peaceful day!

After the video was broadcast, Mr. Zhongli in the live broadcast room took a deep breath.

It's okay, he is the Valkyrie Morax who has gone through countless fierce battles, he just needs to calm down, it's just a second creation video, and he doesn't need to care at all.

Uncle Zhongli's compulsively calm appearance made Uncle Xu Hao feel like a challenge.

positive mind?

That would be great?

The target is strong enough to take more bullets.

So, Xu Hao immediately dropped another video.

The title of the video is: "Mr. Zhongli Who Just Wants to Twist His Ass", which seems to be much more than the previous ones.

[Gan Yu: Dijun...] [Hu Tao: @钟力, it seems that the second creation live broadcast room is really going to catch you today. ] [Drill: Emperor, some bad luck. ] [Xu Hao: It's a bit ruthless, the next video is probably going to be super grassy. ] [Ying: A moment of silence for Zhongli] The video on the big screen starts: it's still the cheerful Liyue song, and it's still Liyue's streets.

The kid Zhongli faced the camera, lifted his jacket and twisted his buttocks.

Mandril Miaomiao, who was passing by, was extremely shocked after seeing this scene: "Didn't Master Zhongli walk the birds and appreciate flowers and appreciate antiques on weekdays? Why is his butt twisted now?"

"But Zhongli's people must have other deep meanings in doing these things."

"Could it be that Mr. Zhongli is paralyzing his enemies, and after they are lured out, they will be wiped out!"

"It must be so! As expected of Mr. Zhongli!"

At this time, Boss Taotao came out from one side, holding a wooden sign with a big thumb in one hand and a wooden sign in the other.

The wooden sign reads: Fifty moras touch once.

It's been going on for a long time, it's an event at the Hall of Rebirth.

Immediately afterwards, Yingmei and Wendy also appeared.

Wendy drew her bow, with the words "Don't even think about reincarnating" plastered on her forehead.

Ying saw Zhongli's favorite friend who was twisting his ass, and said to Wendy, "Look, Wendy, it's Emperor Yanwang, do you want to take him back and pinch Paimeng's ass?"

Today's Liyue Port is another quiet and peaceful day!

The short video is over.

Short and powerful, but extremely image-destroying.

The Rock King Dijun has turned into a child. Just now he was rolling around, but now he is twisting his ass again.

Liyue's fans of the emperor said that such an image of the emperor seems cute?

It seems that it is not unacceptable?

Keep creating, keep creating, and make another one.

A headline was pasted on the big screen: "Child Zhongli also wants to have a partner" Well, let's persecute him.

The old man Zhongli already looked like he had nothing to love about him, what could he do with his love?

Anyway, if you create again, you won't be able to destroy one of his moras, so just watch with a calm mind.

On the big screen, the video begins: another upbeat Liyue tune this time.

Xiangling is commanding the rice cracker to attack a fire slime: "The rice cracker breathes fire!"

However, the fire slime is completely immune to the flames of the level of rice cracker, but the head is steaming.

Xiangling: "It doesn't work, damn it, try spraying rice crackers with water."

Crispy rice: "..."

At this time, the kid Zhongli who was drinking coconut milk, and the bodyguard Miaomiao passed by.

Little friend Zhongli: "Look, it's a small rice crust! I really want to have my own little friend."

Mandrill Miaomiao: "I don't know what kind of partner Zhongli-sama wants?"

Little friend Zhongli: "I want a cute meow, I want to hug and sleep."

As soon as the camera turned, our little friend Zhongli happily got a cat with a green head and white fur all over.

Seeing this scene, Dada Duck was so shocked that sweat broke out on his forehead.

Looking at the title of the video, I thought it was about creating Mr. Zhongli, but it turned out that the real one was Mandrill Miaomiao.

Think about how aloof and indifferent Tai Yasha is, for the emperor's wish, he is willing to become a kitten.

What loyalty!

Mandrill Miaomiao in the live broadcast room had a dazed expression on his face. He didn't remember that he had ever learned the spell of turning into a cat.

However, since the emperor needs it, he will learn it.

This kind of shape-changing spell is not difficult.

In the video: On the second day, Zhongli, a child holding his beloved Mandrill Miaomiao, walked through the streets yesterday, but saw an extremely shocking scene.

The pet rice crust turned out to be more of a customer.

Xiangling sprayed water at a water slime, and Guoba gave orders from behind: "Xiangling, get to work!"

"Xiangling, spray water! Give it some effect, Xiangling!"

"Why can't you get immunity from this water? If you don't work hard, you will be sold to Chunxiang Kiln."

The pet's backlash against its owner frightened little Zhongli, so he temporarily abandoned Mandrill Miaomiao.

PS: I've been groggy all day today, and my writing is a bit poor. Please forgive me.

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Children's memories are always relatively short, and soon Miaomiao, who was discarded because of fear, was found by Zhongli's child.

Little friend Zhongli and Mandrill Miaomiao continued to go shopping, and today they met the Convicted Princess Fischer again.

Fischel held the Oz machine gun in his hand, and with an extremely fast rate of fire, the little boy exclaimed, "Look, it's the Oz launcher that condemns the crime!"

"So handsome! Ozzy is so handsome!"

"Drill meow, can you make me like this?"

Mandrill Miaomiao is not very sure: "It should be possible, if... Master Shi Zhongli wants... to use me..."

Zhongli's children are looking forward to it: "Change quickly! Change quickly! I want to have fun!"

So, little friend Zhongli and Xiao Miaomiao left to find a place to transform.

As soon as the two of them walked away, the Ozzy machine gun was like a faucet with no water, and it was so wilted that it couldn't spray out.

Fischer was very dissatisfied: "Ozzy, you really don't last long today."

As soon as the camera turned to the children Zhongli and Mandrill Miaomiao.

Mandrill Miaomiao turned into a kitten again, and was held in the hands of Zhongli's little friend...

However, it didn't take long for Mandrill Miaomiao to be ruined.

The poor Mandrill Miaomiao was sitting on the ground crying, and Dada Duck was sweating again from the lower right corner of the camera.

This video ends here.

Mandrill Miaomiao in the live broadcast room is not feeling well.

[Zhenjun Liuyun Borrowing the Wind: Hahaha, the appearance of the Great Sage Conquering Demons as a cat is quite cute ()

[Gan Yu: That's true. ] [Ying: The contrast with reality is really quite big...] [Xu Hao: Indeed, it is completely two extremes, from being taken care of by the old man Zhongli to taking care of the old man Zhongli. ] [Drill: Cough cough, taking care of the emperor is part of the job ([-])] [Ke Qing: The emperor who has become a child has the same temper and personality as a child. ] [胡桃: @钟力, please don't turn me into a child. I and I hate bringing up children, especially children who like to cry and make noise. ] [Zhongli: Well...don't worry, absolutely not. ] [Yae Shenzi: When it comes to crying and fussing, why do I think of my shadow treasure again. ] [Shadow: (dish#)] [General Thunder: (~) chew! ] Next, to the last video.

So much has been created before, let's make this last video a serious one.

It is also a perfect end to Mr. Zhongli's rock god career.

Let the people in Tivat understand his mental journey for thousands of years.

The title of this video is: "Thousands of rocks are firm, and the mountains will not move." This is a very serious title at first glance.

With just one word for rock, it can be seen that Yae is talking about the old man Zhongli, the rock god.

[Zhong Li: This is... a serious video? ] [Walnut: Look at the name, it seems to be. ] [Dadalia: Although I am not very educated, this title is not innovative no matter how you look at it. ] [Kaya: Lord Yan is making noodles, another serious video, congratulations. ] [Yae Shenzi: Oh, my Yingbao probably wants a serious video too (yV)~] [Shadow:? (V#)] [General Thunder: (Factory~) Chew! ] [Shadow: @雷雷General, you are still eating (义A)! ] On the big screen, the video officially begins: the music "Jinghong" sounds, and Zhongli walks on Liyue's pavilions, Qunyu Pavilion.

"The me now is just an ordinary Liyue person."

"If there is no god in the world."

"Here is the excess of people."

The towers were tossed and turned, and the night sky filled the night sky of Liyue Harbor.

"I was the god of men."

"Should witness the rise and fall of witnesses."

The demon god broke the seal, and huge waves rolled up in the storm.

Qunyu Pavilion flew over Liyue, and all the immortals were waiting in formation.

"For the right way."

"People keep giving up, keep losing."

"Perhaps, this is the wear and tear imposed on me by the laws of heaven"

In the darkness, scarlet pupils and huge fangs flashed.