Yuanshen: Master Niu Miscellaneous Carving

The reason why astrology is so powerful is that this false starry sky can indeed play the role of the "real" starry sky.

However, a fake is a fake.

No matter how real it is, it is also false.

Tired of cannon, I was thinking, did the one who created himself, and the other seven gods, know this long ago?

With a sneer, the Thunder Cannon put away the meteorite core and left Musk Reef.

Chapter 230 Seven: Qi Qi Angrily Rebukes Ke Li for Cooking Cold Noodles Without Coconut Milk

Early in the morning, Ningguang sent people to Xu Hao's small manor to invite everyone to Qunyu Pavilion for lunch.

Mond and Liyue really want to maintain a friendly relationship and promote further cooperation.

The two countries are neighbors, and the gods on both sides are the first seven gods, so the relationship is very good.

Another one, there is Xu Hao's link, which is closely related to the high-level officials on both sides.

It's hard to think about this relationship.

Of course, this does not affect the old man Zhongli kicking Wendy's butt after being annoyed.

It's still the same, after the girls get used to playing, there will be nothing wrong with Xu Hao.

For the time being, Mona didn't quite get into the atmosphere. After all, she and Xu Hao had only met a few times in total, and their relationship hadn't reached that point yet.

Taking advantage of the free time after the meal, Mona locked the location of the meteor core on the Qunyu Pavilion again.

She found that she was no longer in her original position, so she immediately told Xu Hao.

"It's gone. It doesn't matter. Anyway, it's something to be cleaned up. If someone else takes it away, just take it away."

Xu Hao didn't pay much attention to this, and it just saved them a trip to Musk Reef.

That thing should have been taken away by the Thunder Cannon kid. In the original plot, he went to Musk Reef before the protagonist group and saw the truth of the starry sky.

Mona was a little bit disappointed: "Having said that, I think it's still worth researching."

Mona always felt that there was a big secret about the starry sky hidden in the core of the meteorite, but it was impossible to study it only through the fragments.

Xu Hao felt that it was a good thing that the meteorite core was taken away by the Thunder Cannon kid, so it would save Mona to study it.

Although in the original plot, Mona did not detect the false truth of the starry sky from the core of the meteorite, but who knows if she will come out of it later.

Therefore, it is best not to let her touch at all.

Mona has studied astrology since she was a child, and it is not easy to achieve her current achievements.

It can be said that astrology is everything to her.

Now you tell her that the starry sky above her head is false, and what astrology divination is only what is predetermined by heaven in the Tivat continent.

That Mona is definitely unacceptable, and there is a high probability that it will deal a heavy blow to her.

She will come into contact with this truth sooner or later, but she still needs to be guided step by step.

After dinner and rest, the girls started to play in Liyue City in groups.

Xu Hao handed Shen He over to them, and asked them to teach ordinary girls how to behave in the world.

Xu Hao really doesn't have much teaching talent, maybe he will get into strange plots after teaching.

Heck, it's the kind of plot you think.

After all, he, Uncle Xu Hao, is a vigorous young man, and Shen He is a high-scoring royal sister.

After a while, Xu Hao was left alone on Qunyu Pavilion.

Ningguang and Beidou didn't bother to talk to him, so they went down to play together.

Uncle Xu Hao had to sigh, although there was no fire in the backyard, but to achieve perfect coordination still needs to be pondered.

In particular, who should be the first to be sent to heaven.

Uncle Xu Hao was quite troubled by such a multiple-choice question.

In the end, it can only be decided in this way, whoever comes to the door first next time, will send whoever feels the feeling of heaven.

At this moment, the weather is fine, and it is boring for Xu Hao to stay alone on Qunyu Pavilion.

Then open today's second creation video, and then use the few lucky draw chances you have saved.

I hope I can come up with something for entertainment, so that his usual free time will not be so boring.

[The live broadcast room of Tiwat [-]nd Creation is open, are you eating melon viewers? Good afternoon, duck, duck, duck (*] Dada duck said that you are expressing me, it is simply too bad.

[Dadalia: Calm down, calm down, get used to it, get used to it. ] [Xu Hao: Dada Duck, don’t think it’s talking about you when you see the word “duck”. In fact, there is a kind of duck called Dada Duck in our hometown. (Pimeng is funny. JPG)] [Dadalia: @许昊, get out, (A)] [Pimeng: Poor Dada Duck, one of the worst people in the second creation studio. ] [Walnut: I feel that Dada Duck's collapse is doomed, it's just a matter of time (,) factory, so let's say, Dada Duck should handle a set of business in our Xiangshengtang (Factory V)~] [Mo Na: I don’t know what fun video will be today, shopping in Liyue, and watching the second creation video, it’s so comfortable. ] [Kaya: Whoop whoop.You doit started shopping, I’m still processing documents, it’s so hard, it’s so hard, I also want to go to Liyue to play (TVT) [Qin: Cough cough, what, we’ll go back tomorrow, Kay Ya, hold on for another two days.] In today's video, Uncle Xu Hao plans to start with the short legs.

So, the title of the first video is: "Qi Qi Angrily Rebukes Ke Li for Not Using Coconut Milk for Cold Noodles" Oh, the title of this video, at first glance, is the kind that is crumbly, funny, and cute [Ke Li: OK, but Li's role is here again, and Qiqi's children are also together (/ V ≤) M [Qiqi: Well, last time, Qiqi performed, what's the matter? ] [Ningguang: I feel that Erchuang Live Studio seems to like Keli and Qiqi very much, they are really cute. ] [Beidou: So, you are planning to have a daughter (funny)] [Ningguang: @北斗, is your brain sick again (?~?)] [Xu Hao: Cough cough, I People don't favor boys over girls, and it's the same for boys and girls. ] On the big screen, the first video begins: in the back kitchen of a noodle restaurant in an unknown area, the actors are Keli, Qiqi, and Diona.

Holding a bowl of noodles, Qiqi said to Keli angrily, "Are you blind?

Gan Yu told Qiqi to use coconut milk for cold noodles."

"Tested on the test strip, there is no coconut milk, what are you doing?"

Ke Li is not used to her: "Gan Yu, Gan Yu, you called Gan Yulai, you have to use coconut milk to eat Wumora's cold noodles, and you have to use test strips to test it. If you don't know, you may think that you are pregnant after eating cold noodles." It's over."

Qiqi: "Don't tell me these nonsense, make me another bowl of Keli: "You give me the money, the money is in place, I chew it up and feed you, you can eat it, spend the least money, You have to pretend to be the best. "

Qiqi pointed to the bowl again: "What about Flammulina velutipes?"

Keli pointed to Xiaqi (Wang Nuohao) Qiqi's pants: "It's inside your crotch."

Qiqi lowered her head and looked, it seems that she doesn't have that thing, does she?

Qi Qi didn't care about that much, and continued, "Gan Yu used her coconut milk to make cold noodles for Qi Qi."

Keli suddenly realized: "Oh, you want to drink Gan Yu's coconut milk, right?"

Qiqi replied: "Yes."

Keli spread her hands: "How did Keli get Ganyu's coconut milk?"

Qiqi got angry: "Qiqi wants to sue you!"

Keli pointed outside: "You go, I'm not a chef anyway."

Qi Qi was a little confused: "Then who are you?"

Keli looked at Qiqi with contempt: "I'm a dishwashing person, can't you see it?"

Qi Qi: "What about the chef?"

Keli pointed to Diona beside her: "The one who's smiling."

Diona on the other side was already laughing so much that her stomach hurt, and she called out that these two were the only ones. Qiqi was taken aback for a moment, then handed the bowl to Diona's face: "Are you blind?"

Chapter 230 Eight: Ganwumei, Aying

Sure enough, if there are children appearing on the stage, no matter whether the video is creative or not, it will be very funny anyway.

The Qiqi children also speak more fluently in the video, but they are still obsessed with coconut milk.

[Yan Fei: I laughed so hard, I knew these two kids would be able to do funny things. ] [Xiangling: Qiqi is still so obsessed with coconut milk, but coconut milk is quite expensive here in Liyue, and cold noodles with coconut milk cost at least a dozen moras. ] [Excellent: Keli in the video feels so disgusting the first time I watch it, it feels like the younger sister in the second creation. ] [Ying: Why did it come to me again (693)] [Qin: Ke Li, I’m really worried that she’ll become like the one above after watching too many second creation videos, and she’ll have a headache (=[-])] [Yae Shenzi : These children are indeed scumbags in the second-generation video, beware of their imitation. ] [Diona: Huh, it's okay, I'm just a soy saucer. ] [Xu Hao: The coconut milk cold noodles that Gan Yu made for Qiqi, it seems that Gan Yu and Qiqi's children can get along very well in the future. ] [Ke Qing: Gan Yu's coconut milk, why does it feel weird...] [-] [Gan Yu: Uh... (Changkou)] [General Thunder: Coconut bread and coconut milk jelly are delicious, (~) chew!

] Next, the second video.

It seems that Chuangyingbao has not been available for a few days, so let's arrange it.

For the melon-eating viewers in the live broadcast room, a little reinforcement, Yingbao's image of crying and fussing without light novels and desserts.

Then, the title of the second video is: "Sister Ganwu, A Ying" Looking at the title, I know that the protagonist of this video is Silly Yingbao of the pink furry fox.

But the people in Tivat don't understand the word Ganwumei.

[Jiuqi Shinobi: Ganwumei?What does this mean? ] [Ningguang: I don't know, Liyue doesn't seem to have this word here. ] [Xu Hao: @麻, come on, explain to them. ] [Yingmei: Well, fly (,) factory, Ganwumei is also called Yugannv, which refers to giving up love, not going out, not wearing makeup, not getting married, reading comics at home alone, eating snacks, or thinking that many things are troublesome And make do with young women.

All in all, she is a girl who likes to stay at home all the time, does nothing, and just wants to enjoy herself. ] [Yae Miko: Isn't this talking about otaku, but it sounds a little different from otaku, it seems to be a little more sad than otaku. ] [Jiu Tiao Sha Luo: The hateful second creation live broadcast room, and the General General is about to be created again (?~?)] [Shadow: (皮#)] On the big screen, the video starts: Inaozuma City, General Mansion, today The pink fur fox came to see his silly shadow treasure.

Pushing the door of Yingbao's room and walking in, the pink furry fox shouted to the inside: "Aying, I'm here to see you."

In the dark corner of the room, two red lights flashed.

A black shadow sprang out from it, bounced a few times, and landed beside the pink-furred fox.

It's wearing a purple quilt, like a hamster, our rice wife Leishen, Ganwu sister Aying.

Aying, the dry girl, circled the pink furry fox twice, and found that the pink furry fox didn't bring what she wanted.

So he asked, "Where are my Sancai Dumplings and light novels?"

The pink fur fox smiled awkwardly: "Oh, I forgot to bring it."

Hearing that the pink furry fox said that he didn't bring Sancai Danzi and light novels, Aying, the dry girl, immediately became weeping.

Pink Fur Fox: "I'm so sorry, I'll bring it to you next time."

Ganwu girl Aying sat down on the ground, and then started crying and screaming: "I don't care, I don't (cacc) care, I don't care..."

"I want Sancai dumplings, I want light novels, woo woo woo woo"

Pink Fur Fox expressed quite helplessness about this, she really deserves to be her family's Silly Shadow Treasure.

[Kujo Sara: The general is really cute this way, please let me, let me...uh (mouth;

[Xu Hao: @九条萨罗, is it not good to be frank?If you have to keep all kinds of thoughts in your heart all day long, it will hurt people, so you should do it boldly. ] [Wendy: This guy Xu Hao is playing tricks. He always says that I am a fool. Obviously Xu Hao is also a fool. ] [Maedehara Manyo: My mind is in a mess. I don't want to believe that this is the general, or that it was another general in the duel in front of the imperial court. ] [Xu Hao: Mengzi of Mengde's Fengshen Jiumeng, Liyue's Yanshenjieliuzi, Daozu's Leishen is another dry girl, I am a little hard to imagine the gods of the other four countries ([-])] [Paimon: Uh, these three countries , maybe, maybe, probably, just a coincidence? ] On the big screen, the video continues: the fox with pink fur is sitting at the table, drinking tea leisurely.

And Ah Ying was lying on the table, with puffy cheeks like a hamster with a lot of things stuffed in its mouth.

The pink fur fox tried to appease: "Okay, okay, don't be angry, be good."

However, Ah Ying said that he didn't want to talk to you, a scumbag who broke his promise and didn't bring himself Sancai dumplings and light novels.

If you want her to forgive Yuan, you must immediately, immediately take out desserts and light novels.

Seeing this situation, the pink dandruff fox was also helpless: "Hey, there is really nothing you can do. The pink dandruff fox took another sip of tea, and a golden square symbol 0 appeared on his head. Then, within a few seconds, the room disappeared. The door was pushed open, and Yingmei and Paimeng walked in. Yingmei came in, and was shocked when she saw Aying, a dry girl lying on the table: "What is this lump? "

The pink fur fox greeted: "It's really fast, Ying."

Then, Pink Fur Fox told Yingmei what had happened.

After listening to the pink furry fox's narration, Yingmei stretched out her fingers to poke and poke A Ying's bulging cheek.

Well, it feels very good.

Pink Fur Fox: "That's the way it is, so I ask you to bring some light novels and Sancai dumplings for our general."

Ganwumei Aying added: "There is also dumpling milk."

Paimeng has really learned a lot: "I didn't expect the general to be like this. Before that, 0 Ying and Paimeng only heard the pink furry fox say that the general likes light novels and desserts, and will cry and make noise.

When I saw it today, it's rare that the pink fur fox didn't lie.

Chapter 230 Nine: The emperor's little padded jacket, but the little grass god

When will the pink fur fox not lie?

Of course, it would not deceive people when it hurt Silly Shadow Treasure.

Accepted the commission to run errands, but Yingmei has the goods on her body now.

Yingmei: "What a coincidence, I just brought a light novel with dumpling milk and Xingqiu~."

Ganwu girl Aying immediately stood up and asked, "Is it true?-"

Yingmei took out the dumpling milk and light novels and handed them to Ganwumei Aying.

Ganwu girl Aying immediately revived: "Okay!"

Sitting on the futon, the dry girl A Ying picked up the dumpling and poured it down with tons of milk.

Fen Maozhuan shook her head helplessly: "It's really a great help, Ying, how can there be the majesty of a god in Ah Ying's current state?"

"If other gods saw it, it would be too embarrassing for Dao's wife, Ying, don't you think so?"

Yingmei bit her lip: "Other gods..."

In Yingmei's imagination, Wendy is lying on the table in the tavern, drunk and unconscious, still saying: "Have another drink, hiccup~"

And Zhongli yelled to the boss after finishing his meal, "Boss pays the bill."

As soon as he touched his pocket, there was no Mora, and he immediately changed his words: "It will be recorded in the account of Beiguo Bank."

Thinking of such a scene, a row of black lines hung on Yingmei's forehead.

As far as the three gods she met, she still thought that no one was qualified to laugh at anyone.