Yuanshen: Master Niu Miscellaneous Carving

[Yae Miko: Hahahaha, Ganwumei Aying, it’s really appropriate, she will be called Aying Ganwumei from now on, she will definitely like it (y)~] [Shadow: I like a hammer #)] [General Raiden: Whatever, as long as there are light novels and desserts, (~) Chew! ] [Shadow: @雷雷General, please give me enough time, hey, (A)] [Ke Qing: It seems... the two Thors are in completely different states now, what is the situation (? w?)? ] [Lisa: One seems to be complete, according to Xu Hao, it is lying flat and broken, and the other one is still holding on. ] [Arataki Ichito: Is this the god?Jiumengzi, Street Liuzi, squatting at home, then I think I can also be a god, don't you hear me? I can crush you into slag with one finger (Factory One by One)] [Ying: It looks like you are creating Thor, but in fact Wendy and Zhongli were creating it together. ] [Zhongli: Hey, the one who should come, can't escape. ] [Wendy: It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, hiccup~] [Rosalia: This guy seems to have drunk too much. ] So far, the true faces of Mond, Liyue, and Daozuma have all been exposed to the public by the Erchuang live broadcast room.

They are all unreliable character designs, and none of them are the perfect form in people's minds.

This makes people in other countries very suspicious, what will the true face of their own gods look like?

(Before the other countries are released, we will assume that people from the seven countries are present in the live broadcast room, but we will not write it out.)

Will it be a Jiu Mengzi, a street sneaker, or another house girl?

Hmm... It seems that either way is possible. After all, no one knew the true colors of these three gods before the exposure of the second creation live broadcast room.

Alright, it's time for the third video.

As one of the gods that Xu Hao knows, the cute Naxida has been shown in too few scenes so far, so it must be strengthened.

The title of the third video is: "Emperor's Little Cotton Jacket" Hehe, it's time to create momentum for cute Naxida.

Be afraid, you foolish sages of the Order.

Uncle Xu Hao will make you feel uncomfortable before going to Sumeru, and make you feel uncomfortable.

But seeing this title, no one in the live broadcast room would think of the little grass god Naxida.

[Walnut: Oh?Dijun's little padded jacket?Is this referring to the Hall Master? (Pimeng is proud. JP G)] [Pimeng: Uh, for Hutao, I feel like, pretty, what, the well-behaved Gan Yu is more like a little padded jacket. ] [Gan Yu: Hey ∑ (???)?me? ] [Xu Hao: In other words, it doesn’t necessarily mean that it’s an immortal (factory, factory) factory] [Drill: I...Z (△Chuan)? ] [Walnut: Hey (?~?), why am I not a little padded jacket, what do you mean, hello (皮#)? ] ... 0 for flowers ...

[Grandma Ping: Hahaha, this child is giving Dijun a headache. ] [Zhongli: Cough cough, actually there are none ([-]_[-]] Seeing the humble appearance of the old man Zhongli, it is hard not to wonder if he has lost the previous dozens of generations of Hall of Rebirth for nothing.

The money owed is too much, too much.

So much so that when it comes to the No.70 seventh generation of Walnut, it is estimated that the debts owed are not even enough to pay back the Mora reserves in the gold house today.

The video on the big screen starts now: In the opening scene, there are Wendy standing in front of the short guy, followed by the tall guy, Mr. Zhongli, and the three gods of Yingbao.

... 0 They lowered their heads, looking at new things curiously.

As soon as the camera turned, a cute little grass god Naxida appeared on the screen.

The three gods looked down at this little cutie.

The cute little Naxida held her hands, she was weak, she looked a little pitiful.

The three gods were silent, not knowing how to deal with them.

After pondering for a while, Wendy said, "Well...Which one of you will take care of the children.

Yingbao: "Let Morax come, he should have experience in raising children."

Grandpa Zhongli smiled slightly: "Hmph, it's interesting."

He is naturally very confident, at the age of more than 6000 years, he has raised many children in Liyue.

Although not professional, but still very experienced.

Naxida, the little grass god, looked like a very well-behaved child at first glance, so it must not be difficult to take care of the child.

The camera turns ~ 2000 years later. In a room full of dolls, Mr. Zhongli is lying on the sofa with an expression of lovelessness.

Naxida played here and there in the room, and then ran to the side of Grandpa Zhongli.

Behind a rocky ridge in the room, Wendy and Yingbao popped up to observe secretly.

Next, the performance of the God of Grass, no matter if it is from the Xumi people or people from other countries, they all feel that this is the God of Grass of TM.

Grandpa Zhongli also regretted it very much. He confidently took over the job of raising the child.

Chapter 240: This Little Grass God Is Too Talkative

Next, Naxida, our little grass god, performed for us, what is talking about tuberculosis.

Naxida moved to the side of the old man Zhongli, and the blah blah blah started: ah, I can't sleep, do you mind if I watch TV? "

Naxida turned on the TV: "You don't mind if I watch TV, hehehe, Dijun's buttocks, Liyuehun."

After watching for a while, Naxida threw the remote control to the old man Zhongli: "You turn off the TV, I'll go to bed first, I love you, good night."

Naxida hadn't fallen asleep yet, but suddenly got up again, and chattered next to Grandpa Zhongli's ear: "Did you hear, there's something calling outside."

"Huh~ huh huh huh huh huh huh huh, it's actually my mouth, haha ​​(V)~"

Naxida brought her hand to her mouth, breathed out and smelled it: "[-]" Oh my god, my mouth smells so good, hehehe. "

Seeing that Grandpa Zhongli didn't respond, Naxida felt bored: "Okay, I'm really asleep."

As soon as Naxida lay down, she immediately raised her head again: "Why don't you rob me of the quilt! Why do you rob me of the quilt!"

However, Grandpa Zhongli just stared at the ceiling expressionlessly.

Also, there was no quilt on the sofa.

Nasida pushed the old man's arm and kissed him: "Tell a story, tell a story."

Seeing that Grandpa Zhongli ignored her, Naxida was a little angry: "Why don't you talk to me? Are you annoying me?"

"I knew you were annoying me a long time ago, actually, it's boring, I knew you were annoying me a long time ago.

"You must have other children. Tell me, what's your name? Are you good-looking and pretty?"

"Sleep~ boring."

Nashida pretended to go to sleep again, then turned around and pushed the clock away from the old man the next second: "I was wrong, I shouldn't doubt you, I only listen to the stories you tell."

"Sleep well, good night."

Nashida just lay down, and immediately got up again: "I had a nightmare, dreaming that I left you."

"No, I want to listen to your stories all the time."

"Are you hungry, do you want to eat?"

Uncle Zhongli remained expressionless, looking at the ceiling.

Nashida ate some snacks and sang: "I can't afford to hurt, Sumeru is growing grass, I think"

"Do you want to go to the toilet? Go to the toilet with me, I'm afraid, there is a law in the toilet."

"What time is it now? You have to play badminton tomorrow, and you're still awake?"

"Forget it, I'm really asleep, don't snore when you sleep and disturb me to sleep."

Nacita lay down again, and this time she didn't get up again.

Grandpa Zhongli finally turned his head to look at Naxida, then closed his eyes and sighed: "Hey~ I feel a little tired..."

If time could be turned back, he could choose again.

Let the god-weary work of child-rearing be left to that drunken poet.

The melon-eating viewers in the live broadcast room were also thundered when they talked about Bo Xiaocao God Naxida.

[Tinari: Is this really... Our Little Grass God ('? w?)? ] [Dina Zedai: I, this...but...] [Nilu: (? A? I Chuan)] [El Haisen: Master Xiaocao... (Factory mouth)] [Pimon: Uh, must Is Mi's Little Grass God so talkative? (Paimon spread his hands. JPG)] [Beidou: I feel like I can't cope with such a talkative child. ] [Ke Li: Huh?Why does Keli feel that Xiaocao God and Keli look alike, they both have pointy ears. ] [Xu Hao: Although it is very cute, but talking tuberculosis is really unbearable, it will make people nervous (Factory 500) [Yun Jin: Sure enough, do all gods have such a side?] [Qin: It feels like it is cute Liyi is such a worrying child.] [Wendy: @钟去, old man, is the little grass god really talking so much today?] [Zhongli: Since [-] years ago, I haven’t been to Xuzhou again. Sorry, I don’t know the situation over there.] In the live broadcast room, our cute little grass god Naxida is already down.

She thought that she would really be a little padded jacket, acting in a warm and lovely scene.

As a result, this directly gave her a super chatty bear performance.

It's over, her character design is also ruined!

At the same time, the foolish executives just laughed... 0, this little grass god, looks very inferior at first glance, and is easy to bully.

It seems that any executive officer who goes there can snatch the heart of God.

You don't even need force, you can exchange the heart of God with some snack toys.

Of course, it would be naive to think so.

Although Naxida is not very good at force, she is definitely full of wisdom.

After all, she's not really the stupid Deli next door.

Moreover, the Heart of God is not in the hands of Naxida, it is better to be in the Sumeru Order Academy, and it is time for the last video of today.

The cute little Amy Fisher has never had an official chance to appear on the stage. This last video will be dedicated to the little Amy who is in the second grade.

Uncle Xu Hao, who is an old man with a second-degree disease, must not treat little Amy who is also a second-degree disease.

Then, the title of this fourth video is: "Fischer: Why are you so secondary ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! ! ! "The title clearly gives the name of the protagonist, but the second time is still incomprehensible to the people on the Tivat continent.

[Fischer: Oh hahahaha, this time, it's finally my turn to play. ] [Ozzy: Uh, miss, I don't think this is a good thing (2.2)] [Mona: Fischer's second creation, uh...she's already pretty good, second creation [-] can do it again What did she do (?w?)? ] [Xiaogong: @Mona, what do you mean by that?It feels like nothing has been said, and what does it mean to be in the second grade? ] [Ying: @许昊, this time it’s your turn to explain to everyone the meaning of middle two. Enter (factory, one) factory] [Xu Hao: This is easy to understand, it’s just children, some of the things that happened during adolescence Delusions make them have behavior habits that are difficult for ordinary people to understand. ] [Xin Yan: So that's what it means, it's like a child's play house. ] [Dada Duck: From this point of view, this video must be quite embarrassing, we will wait and see (*[-])] The bullet screen said that Little Amy is a little panicked now.

Chapter 240: All of them are Secondary School Diseases

Perhaps, just as Oz said, being selected as the protagonist of the second creation video is not a good thing.

Although she usually behaves very secondary, she is basically alone or when there are few people.

Now that everyone in Tiwat is about to see her actions in Secondary School... Little Amy blushed immediately.

It's over, I'm going to die!

On the big screen, the video began to play: on a grassland, the breeze blows.

Little Amy stood on the edge of the cliff, looking into the distance.

Ozzy, her servant, flew from afar.

Little Amy raised her hand to catch Ozzy, and asked, "Ozzy, my family, is there anything you want to tell the princess?"

Oz replied, "Miss, someone has broken into your castle."

When little Amy heard this, she immediately covered her eyes with one hand, and laughed in the second grade: "Fool, get ready to bear the most punishment of this princess, ah ha ha ha ha..."

With this smile, 20 clearly explained to the melon-eating viewers in the live broadcast room what is called Secondary School.

[Maedehara Manyo: So, this is Chuu Er. ] [Ningguang: This kid is indeed very interesting, although he speaks strangely and needs a translator. ] [Bennett: Hey hey hey, I sometimes have some random thoughts when I'm alone, for example, I'm the leader of the biggest adventure group in Tewat. ] [Xu Hao: That's right, this is Secondary School (V)~] [Kanoin Heizo: Did you notice it?She talked about fools, could this video have something to do with fools again? ] [Dadalia: (△)! ] [Rosalind: =? ? (?????)? ] [Piero: Don't...] [Columbia: Absolutely not (?~?)! ] [Kaya: Oh, that's up to you. ] Then look at the big screen, the video continues: Little Amy learned that the castle was invaded, snapped her fingers, opened a portal and walked in.

After returning to the castle, they found that it was Yingmei, Mona, Earl Lulu, and Ye Tiandi.

The return of little Amy attracted the attention of the four of them. She brushed her hair, closed her eyes and said, "Day and night, time and space are all virtual images, but the bond of fate brings you into my eternal night. What's your business?"

Yingmei responded very politely: "It is not my original wish that we gather here, it is fate that whispers our name."

Little Amy: "I am the master of You Ye Pure Land, I understand this... eh?"

Halfway through the talk, little Amy froze, feeling something was wrong.

She remembered that Ying usually didn't talk like this.

Next is Ye Tiandi: "The footsteps of time have been caught, and the prying eyes of fate have been covered by me."

"Red Leaf Chasing Wild Waves, whose real name is Maplebara Manyo, is waiting for your arrival here."

Little Amy couldn't stand Ye Tiandi's words: "I am the convict princess... my real name is Fischer."

Then, it came to Mona again: "We are guided by fate to come here, and the whisper of water divination indicates that the gift of gold will be ushered here."

Ye Tiandi answered: "The gift of gold is just like Her Royal Highness, shining with dazzling light and golden spirit at this moment!"

The performance of the three of them was like a thunderbolt hitting little Amy.

Little Amy hurriedly waved her hands nervously: "No...no...nope!"

Oz said at this point: "Don't you think the expression is familiar?"

Little Amy stroked her chin and thought, "It's really familiar... Hey! It's me!"

The melon-eating viewers in the live broadcast room thought it was an adventure of a second-degree disease, but it turned out that three second-degree diseases came out.

[Paimon: @麻, tell me, are you going to be like Fischer (?w?) while I'm asleep? ] [Ying: Paimon, don't you want to have lunch today? ] [Paimon: Uh... I didn't say anything just now ([-]_[-])] [Maplehara Manyo: I'm sorry... I'm ashamed, this second creation is really extraordinary.

] [Mona: This kind of performance is really too difficult. Why, why did you choose me? (Paimon eats melon. GF)] [Dada Duck: I was scared to death, I thought it was going to create us fools again. (Groundhog fights. GF)] [Piero: Huh, fortunately...] The camera returns to the big screen, and the video continues to play: the next one to appear is Earl Lulu's gray crow.

It spread its wings and said, "Roaring Wings. Roaring Feather, the Deputy of the Night Hero, gives the order here."

"O world! Obey me!"

Earl Lulu knelt down on one knee and apologized to the great princess: "Please let me bear the mistakes made by the reckless and stupid servant."

Gray Crow said proudly: "I am an eagle that is proud of the world, how can I live under others?"

However, little Amy has already seen through everything: "Di Luke, I know you are talking."

710 has been seen through by little Amy, but Earl Lulu is still there and said: "As long as you accept your sins and stay in the shadow of the leeward of the crazy mountains, you must control your imagination."

Little Amy was speechless: "This man is hopeless."

It is ridiculous enough for one schizophrenia to say that the other is hopeless.

Earl Lulu in the live broadcast room is now as black as the bottom of a pot.