Yuanshen: Master Niu Miscellaneous Carving

The melon-eating audience in the live broadcast burst into laughter, and Zaoyou herself was too embarrassed to die. Obviously, Zaoyou played the girl Columbia.

The second person to appear was Ke Li: "We gather here today to commemorate our good companion. Her sacrifice is worth a half-day stoppage to remember for the entire solstice."

Claire plays the rooster Pucciniella.

Dolly was the third to appear: "Only half a day? It is said that the turnover of the Northland Bank is blood, tears and wailing, but Mr. Mayor, your values ​​are more distorted than that of a banker like me."

Dolly plays the rich man Pantalone, and the merchant plays the merchant, which is appropriate.

The fourth one was Qi Qi: "Rosalin's fall in a strange land should be unimaginable to you rich businessmen and politicians who lack empathy and only find excuses to hide in the solstice of winter."

"In that case, keep your mouth shut, or the children will cry."

Qi Qi played the role of the servant Arechino, and the two of them looked a little bit like the fifth Yaoyao who appeared on the stage with her legs crossed: "Hey, even I don't think this place is suitable for fighting occasion."

Yaoyao plays the role of the son Dadalia.

(Yaoyao has no date, no date in the future, when will Yaoyao come out?)

The sixth person to appear was Naxida sitting on the hand of One-Eyed Little Treasure: "Ha, it's ridiculous."

Nacita played the role of Sandone, a puppet of few words.

The sixth is Ianshan next to Nasida: "Although the means have tarnished the glory, her sacrifice is still regrettable. Her departure will not stop us from moving forward."

"How about Dottore, Scaramucci and Dao Wife's God's Heart?"

Ianshan played Captain Capitano.

Then the seventh one appeared was Diona holding a wine glass: "It is common sense in the world that God's gnosis is sacred knowledge that cannot be understood by rationality. After conquering God's gaze, he will take a new step."

The last one to appear was Paimon, and what she played was naturally the chief clown.

It's just that the coat is [-] million points in size, so it's a bit funny to appear in a floating posture.

Chapter 290 Nine: All Fools Eat the Feast

"It's time for the night's foolishness to end, and you have no audience at this moment.

"All noble sacrifices will be engraved on the solid ice and will last forever with the country."

"Under the command of the noble Ice Queen, we will seize the power of the gods."

"Absolute peace."

"This is the queen's gift, this is ~ the queen's benevolence."

"Although you will sleep forever in this coffin, you will sleep forever in heavy-heavy ice."

"But, Rosaleen, I promise you."

"Your coffin will be the entire old world."

The video ends with the voice of CEO Harlequin Paimon finally falling.

How should I put it, it's a weird video.

The characters who appear on the stage are all spoof little girls, but the lines are serious yuppies.

[Luyeyuan Heizang: This video is just the opposite of the previous Dongye Yuxi. The characters in Dongye Yuxi are normal, but the lines are not normal. This Lolita Yuxi is just the opposite. The characters are spoofed, but the lines are normal. ] [Qin: Change the characters and lines, and you can get a serious video, and you can get a preliminary understanding of these foolish executives. ] [Amber: Fools and executive officers one by one, it doesn't look like a good person ()

] [Di Luke: The coffin will be the entire old world, and it will seize the authority of the gods. The plot of the fools is unimaginable. ] [Pantalone: ​​Hey, this is just a second-generation video screen, what kind of brains do you have to think that we fools have the courage to fly (two, one) factories] [Dadalia: Fight against the law of heaven This kind of thing is too big, who can afford it?This guy Xu Hao is more likely than us. ] [Xu Hao: Me?Why should I fight against the law of heaven (??)?I had a great time playing in Tivat, and the law of heaven didn't target me, so why should I fight against the law of heaven? ] [Rosalia: It doesn't matter if he knows it or not. ] [Barbara: @Rosalia, where have you been, Sister Rosalia, the choir is gathering for rehearsal. ] The complete Winter Night Foolish Play together, plus the Ice Age.

The double spoiler of the two videos exposed a lot of behind-the-scenes secrets for fools.

In particular, they want to frighten people with their unruly intentions towards heaven and the whole world.

Although Fools executives have repeatedly explained that this is a second-gen video, it is not true.

But it is better to believe that there is something than not to believe that there is nothing.

No one can accurately tell which of the content in the Erchuang video is real and which is fake.

On the side of Zhidong Kingdom, Piero the Clown, CEO of Fools, is dying of a headache.

He has been worried that the second creation video will reveal some secrets about their fools, and now it is true.

Moreover, the exposure was quite thorough, and their ultimate goal was directly raised in front of people.

But fortunately, this goal is very big, very outrageous.

It's too big to be true, so many people are still dubious.

Piero is particularly worried now, and there is reason.

Tianli must also be in the live broadcast room, what will be the reaction after seeing this?

I'm afraid we can only find out after the live broadcast is over and everyone returns. No matter what the viewers think, Master Xu Hao is about to start the next video.

Come on, hit the big screen on the title: "All Fools Eat Dinner" Well, this title is going to spoof fools and ladies again.

After all, the word "eating table" was directly displayed on the screen.

[Ms.: Hello (dish#)!Are you really going to have trouble with me today?What the hell did I do? ] [Columbia: Who knows?Maybe it's because you and Dada Duck show up more outside? ] [Dada Duck: Yes (△Chuan)!It seems that my wife and I do the most things outside. Could this be the reason why the two of us are often hurt? ] [Yae Shenzi: Not necessarily, my Silly Yingbao doesn't go out every day, isn't it still often injured? ] [Walnut: @罗萨林, cough cough, I really recommend that you quickly buy a luxury set meal in our Pastoral Hall, after all, this accident may happen at any time. ] [Rosalin: I don’t want to buy a coffin, I won’t die, (#)] Rosalin was furious, and the video started to play on the big screen.

…0 asking for flowers…

Still in a cold hall, the executive officers of fools sat around Rosalind's coffin.

The rooster Pucciniera roared very angrily: "Small! Smashed you! Smashed!"

"Let the lady go to rice wife to force Thor to cook?"

"Still in front of other travelers, and let people see it?"

"Bah! Disgusting! I'm wearing a shield."

"You can spend some money on all kinds of things! Spend some money!"

"Even if you go to a restaurant, spend some money!"

"It doesn't cost much! Even if it's a takeaway."

"It's a bandit, not even a bandit!"

"And said that Her Majesty the Queen will say goodbye to you?"

"Just one word, disgusting!"

0 "Let's eat the lady's table! Xiba!"

"Disgusting! Disgusting!"

"Disgusting! Disgusting! Vomit!"

Pucciniera left cursing, and her voice could be heard throughout the entire Winterfell.

Piero frowned, exhaled, and then looked at Arechino.

Arechino quickly explained: "Brother, you know me well, and you never do anything to bully others."

"Because I can't do anything!"

Piero nodded after hearing this, and looked at Colombia who was sleeping on the coffin.

The BGM sounded: The red moon shines on the Scarlet City. …

Piero: "You turn off the stereo for me!"

Piero sighed and looked at Pantalone again.

Pantalone: ​​"Brother, you know me well, according to my habit... I don't ask for anything.

After speaking, Pantalone flashed the badge with the word "Special" written on his sleeve.

This is the glory of Zhigao that only the legendary super chef can have.

Therefore, there is no need to find someone else to cook.

Piero nodded and looked at Dottore again.

Dottore spoke with a winter accent: "Brother, you know me well."

"If it's me? Then who is in the Fire Passing Sacrifice?"

"I have an alibi!"

Speaking, Dottore also released a projection.

On it was a woman knife wearing a black robe and wearing an eye patch of the same style as him.

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Although the person in the picture released by Dottore is similar in shape to his blindfold.

But that's obviously a woman, right?

What kind of place is the Chuanhuo Sacrificial Site?

Who is the fireproof girl?

The melon-eating audience in the Tivat continent expressed their confusion.

Piero hummed, and looked at Dada Duck again.

Dada Duck also quickly explained: "Brother, I also left Dongdu at that time, and I was in Liyue."

Piero nodded, and looked at Sandonie again.

Sandonie's native dialect: "%#? *="

Piero: "Don't speak goose language."

Sandonie: "Brother, you know me."

"If I make a move, then Thor's puppet will be +2."

Holding the question mark "Seven Seven Zero" on the head of Sandogen's big man in his hand.

Why, you need to strengthen the enemy?

Dada Duck was not happy: "If you can't beat it, you can give me a doll? I don't agree to Dongdong's toy seller.

Piero nodded, hummed, and looked at Capitano again.

Capitano explained: "Brother, you know me."

"Although my captain is greedy, but I... that greedy is... Thor's body, hahahahahaha..."

Capitano in the last video was not serious, and this time he is not serious.

So, is the captain really a shy person?

[Pantalone: ​​The captain is hiding deep enough, who would have thought it would be such a person. ] [Li Jiutiao Shaluo: @Capitano, damned bastard, how dare you disrespect the General like this, I will kill you, (#A)! ! ] [Xu Hao: Yes, I am the same. ] [Ying: @xuhao, you are the same, are you talking about surprise, or are you also greedy for Thor's body? ] [Kaya: Needless to say, it must be Thor's body, absolutely (,) factory] [Capitano: I never get close to women, women will only affect the speed of my shots. ] [Columbia: Always wearing a mask, who knows what expression you have when you see beautiful women. ] Captain Capitano felt wronged, why would such a serious person like him arrange a lecherous persona.

He has always been obsessed with martial arts, and fighting is the only pursuit and fun.

He would never get in touch with things that would distract him from finding a woman. He taught the same to Dada Duck, a new junior.

Women will only affect the speed of shots, and only by maintaining a virgin body can one become stronger.

On the big screen, the video continued to play: After listening to Capitano's words, Piero looked at Dada Duck again.

Dada Duck said hurriedly: "Don't, don't look at me, brother, you know me well." If I make a move, then the one lying in the coffin should be me. "

"After all, I was beaten into a coffin every week in the golden room. Who can lie down as skillfully as me?"

Piero nodded, and then said: "I can hear it, you all have special skills." Let's start the meal first, the dishes are cold. "

"After eating, let's go to the Mengde Hot Spring Festival to have fun, who told us that it's so cold in winter!"

Executive officers: "Yes!"

Sandonie: "Ulla!"

Piero: "Don't speak goose language."

The video ended with cheers.

It seems that they enjoyed Rosalin's table.

[Xiangling: These fools, who are they all (Factory 0)? ] [Xiao Gong: Is there a possibility that what this video exposes is the hidden nature of the fool executives ('? w?)? ] [Xingqiu: That is to say, all the fools and executive officers are a group of villains, but at the same time they are also a group of sand sculptures? (Paimon is puzzled. JPG)] [Fischer: This is a comedy that combines evil and laughter, and the eyes of punishment will definitely see through it. ] [Oz: What Miss means is, she doesn't understand either. ] [Xu Hao: Those with low self-esteem, super cooks, those who love to sleep on coffin boards, those who play music, those who wear women's clothes, those who play with toys, those who are sullen and lecherous, those who are beaten every day, what kind of ghosts are these fools and executives? Snake ([-])? ? ] [Dottore: I don’t have the habit of wearing women’s clothing, thank you (皮#)] [Sandone: My skills are not up to the point of strengthening the doll of God, even if I think about it, I can’t do it[-]] [A Lei Chino: Low self-esteem?say me()? ] [Dadalia: The golden house was beaten... How do I think that I will often be beaten in the golden house in the second creation? ] [Beidou: It looks like a bunch of fun people have gathered together. Is it necessary to be a fun person to become an executive officer of the Fools? ] [Arataki Ichito: Then I think I can also be the executive officer of the fools, but I think it would be better for them to join my Araki faction (*)] [Rosalin: Eat, eat, eat every day Xi, I’m mad at me, I’m mad at me (?~?)] Rosalind is very angry, all the fools and all the executive officers are very depressed.

But today is a special event for fools, and the whole work is not over yet.

Uncle Xu Hao is going to catch this group of idiots today and create a video with the title on the big screen.