Yuanshen: Master Niu Miscellaneous Carving

"Winter Night's Foolish Play Second Edition" (Hilarious version of Winter Night's Foolish Play)

Seeing this title, all the fools and executive officers were numb, numb!

[Columbia: What do you mean (A)?What do you mean?ha?Again? ] [Pucciniera: Seriously, this is no longer a question of excessiveness. It seems that the Erchuang live broadcast room is specifically aimed at us fools today. ]2.2 [Arechino: Lolita Yuxi, Chixi Yuxi, and now there is a second edition... There are three of them, so can there be so many editions? ] [Pantalone: ​​What kind of lines and strange characters will I be assigned this time, our North Country Bank does not have such a catchy and exciting ([-]")] [Capitano: Don’t Arranged as a pervert, thank you, I am really obsessed with martial arts, not interested in women.] [Piero: Hey, I am tired...] [Xu Hao: Be happy, everyone can't hide from the second creation, Just look at it. (Funny)] [Dadalia: @许朝, you really don’t have a backache when you stand and talk, how many times have you been hurt? You can count how many times I’ve been hurt, Who can feel my pain (TVT)?]...

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On the big screen, the video officially started: at the beginning, it was still that snowy night, and the fire butterfly was flying hard in the wind and snow.

The girl's humming sound came, but it sounded like a cheerful tune.

As soon as the camera turned, Piero was sitting in front of the chessboard, and on the chessboard were two hearts of God, one Feng and one Rock.

"That group of self-righteous old immortals just put on a show every day, and really don't know who is the real clown."

"Hey Xiaolin sent it too"

Piero sighed, reaching out to catch the flying fire butterfly.

"This performance is getting worse every day, and other employees are still doing badly."

"Hey, how should I explain to Her Majesty the Queen?"

The camera turned and came to the cold hall of the funeral.

Columbia was still lying on the coffin board, seemingly asleep.

But still biting the coffin board and talking in sleep: "The coffin is so hard, I can't chew it at all. As expected of a girl, the image of her likes to chew on the coffin board has been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people.

Columbus 20 in the live broadcast room was about to grit his teeth in anger.

Pucciniera: "I'm so sad that one of our great employees has been killed, blah blah."

"I mourn for her for three seconds."

An old man is still humming, he really doesn't know what shame is.

Pantalone: ​​"Just three fucking seconds?"

"Everyone says that my Beiguo Bank is immoral, but compared to you, the mayor, I am quite humane."

The rich are quite self-aware, even the mayor can scold them face to face.

Arechino: "Ms. Daozu was raped by the cook. For those of you who lack empathy and only dare to have sex at home every day, what right do you have to beep here?"

"Since that's the case, please shut up quickly for Grandpa."

Arechino called Dada Duck sitting behind: "Duckhead, what do you think?"

Arechino is so foul-mouthed, and he even calls himself a master, so kind of flamboyant.

However, the title of duck head made Dada Duck in the live broadcast room unable to keep calm.

[Dadalia: What kind of weird nickname is duck head ([])/? ] [Paimon: Hahahaha, Paimon laughed so hard, the nickname Duckhead is even more funny than Dada Duck. ] [Xu Hao: It's decided, I will call Dada Duck Duck Head from now on, hee hee. (Pimeng is funny. JPG)] [Xiang Ling: Hehehe, the duck head must be made spicy to be delicious. Manmintang secret spicy duck head, everyone can come and try it. ] [Bennett: Hahahaha, duck head, duck head, this should be the funniest nickname I have ever heard, cough cough, cough cough, again, choking again...] [Pantalone: ​​A Lei It's really interesting that Chino got his nickname. ] [Arechino: Uh... this has nothing to do with me ([-])] On the big screen, the video continues: Dada Duck answered: "Huh? Should it be my business? By the way, you are so noisy. When do you get off work? "

Dada Duck said that this is a waste of time, it is better to sell a few more toys if you have the time.

Sandonie said with a slight smile, "I'm having fun with you."

She has a ladylike appearance and calls herself a master, all of them are true.

Capitano: "Hey, don't put onmyoji here, your performance is not as good as hers."

"When she's cold, she'll be cold. Let's do what we should do."

"But doctor, what about B and Inazuma's God Heart?"

Dottore shook the reagent tube: "Oh, you said that kid."

"That kid ran away after getting his mother's God's Heart, and now he doesn't know where to put his new job."

Mom, pay attention, it's my mother.

The two words of Dottore made the barrage roll violently again.

[Xin Yan: God!Mother!Lei Shen is the real mother of the straggler, not adopted, but a relative (? A? Chuan)! ! ] [Di Luke: It turned out to be a dear! ? ] [Ke Qing: Then, who is the father of the skirmisher (???)? ] [Yunjin: It's unbelievable, it didn't act like this in the play] [Kujo Shaluo: The skirmisher turned out to be the general's own son... How is this possible (? A?)? !I can't take it, it's not true! ] [Kamisato Linghua: But, last time Yae Gongji-sama said that the two are not directly related by blood (?w?)? ] [Yae Shenzi: @影, oops, what should I do now, would you like to explain it yourself? ] [Shadow: Guobeng was not born by blood, but I created it with my own hands. I can be regarded as his biological mother. ] [Qin: That's the way it is. ] [Ke Lai: Is there any conflict between Thor and the straggler mother and son?Why did the stragglers take away the mother's heart of God? ] [Xu Hao: Cannon has no strength to snatch it. I guess the Heart of God was sent out, and I can't think of other possibilities. ] [Ying: It’s sending it out again...] [Ningguang: It seems familiar...] [Beidou: I’m a little confused (7)] On the big screen, the video continues to play: Piero enters the arena stepping on big leather shoes: "We You have to focus on performance, otherwise, your 70 wages will all be halved."

Everyone gathered in front of the coffin board, and Piero continued: "We will remember excellent employees, ahem, wait for a seat, don't walk away."

Columbia: "Yeah, it's finally a good time."

When you open the table, you know that the table is open.

When the camera turns, the ice coffin under the aurora.

Piero: "In order to commemorate our outstanding employee Xiaolin, Her Majesty the Empress personally bestowed a luxurious frozen tomb."

"The effect of this tomb is to keep the body alive and keep youth forever. This is really a supreme gift!"

Columbia: "But didn't she turn into ashes?"

Piero: "Shh, shut up!"

As Piero's voice fell, the picture on the big screen went dark.

Just when the melon-eating audience thought it was over, Columbia's voice sounded again: "Hey, doctor, you are really an old lady wearing powder today, pretending to be tender."

Dottore: "Try to scold me again?"

Columbia: "By the way, what is your best individual doing now?"

Dottore: "I am the most powerful individual, and I am going to engage in the mentality of the little auspicious grass king."

Accompanied by the voice, the picture on the big screen once again appeared the color of the burning World Tree flame, shining on Dottore's blindfold.

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Ke Lai, who was sleeping on the table, suddenly woke up: "Oh shit, who wants to kill me (???)??"

Looking around, I realized that I was just dreaming.

Tinari outside the door shouted: "Stop sleeping, follow me to the woods to find instant noodles."

Ke Lai stood up and rubbed his eyes: "Okay, my master with big ears."

Then I murmured in a low voice: Tsk, it’s great to have big ears, and I’m not allowed to touch 0 to this point, the big screen goes black, and the video is really over.

[Dadalia: Wait a minute (???)? , isn't it over yet?Are there any videos left? ] [Rosalind: Ahhhhhhh (>A<), I'm going crazy, don't come, I can't stand it, don't hurt me again, okay, okay, (#A)! ? ] [Columbia: Don't come, don't come, will it work, I beg you (皮#)! ! ] [Chongyun: It seems that in order to cure the fools, we still have to come to the second live broadcast room. ] [Amber: No matter how much you beg for mercy, you will borrow it. This is a just punishment from the Erchuang live broadcast room. ] [Ke Lai: Yes, justice! ] [Sino: Are the fools plotting against the World Tree and the Little Grass God?As a disciplinary officer, I will never agree! ] [El Heisen: It seems that the next step is to strengthen the defense against fools. ] [Tinari: It seems that Ke Lai's dream is real, and the fools are really daring (] [Lisa: I think it may not only be the fools' problem, but Sumeru itself has a big problem Yes.] [Xu Hao: @NAXIDA, Xiaocao God, don’t be afraid, this live broadcast room is open almost every day, if you feel that there may be danger, please tell me in the live broadcast room, I will call Wendy and Mr. Zhongli to go to you Back up.] [Wendy: That’s right, anyway, I’m free, and it’s good to go to Sumeru.] [Zhongli: Well, I haven’t been to Sumeru for many years. What has changed compared to the past.] [Paimon: And Ying and I, when the time comes, go back and help you beat up the fools.] [Nashida: Well, thank you, I will be careful.] [Walnut : I only care about whether the coffin technology of the Queen of Winter can really guarantee that the body will not be damaged, and the youth will last forever. It’s just advanced freezing technology, and it’s estimated that a lot of research and development funds will be needed.] [Ningguang: Ahem, the General Affairs Department can provide some funds.] Xu Hao started this idea, and Wendy and Zhongli also agreed. Things are not going well.

Three powerful demon gods, this is a great terror that cannot be matched.

No matter how conceited Dottore is, he is self-aware.

Knowing that it can't be done, this is the act of a fool.

If the little grass god really can't touch it, then the first way is to take soft measures.

Or, if Rosalind came back alive from Paddy's Wife, let her go.

Anyway, she seems to have a delicate relationship with Xu Haofa, so nothing should happen.

Besides, the Grass God's heart is not on the Little Grass God, so there's no need to bother her. If the World Tree can't be burned, then don't burn it.

It is very scary for the demon god to go crazy.

Dottore hasn't really entered the Sumeru Bureau yet, so he can withdraw at any time. He has already committed a felony of imprisonment against the God of Grass, and has been a sage of the Holy Order Academy who has plagued Sumeru for many years.

They are already unforgivable.

Kneeling on the ground and kowtow begging for merciful forgiveness, maybe there is a little chance to save a dog's life.

Dottore felt that the God of Grass would definitely forgive her. After all, although she lost her memory and power, she was still the King of the Great Mercy Tree in essence.

But if Xu Hao went to Sumeru, Dottore felt that more than half of the entire Sumeru Academy might be killed.

Well, none of this has anything to do with him.

At most, he was helping the stragglers in Sumeru to fulfill their desire to become a god, and he didn't care about the rest.

Next, Uncle Xu Hao will play the last video.

Although the previous silly plays are spoofs, they all contain various serious spoilers.

The last video is a short, pure fun video.

Big screen, hit the title: "The People of Winter" Well, well, it's still the theme of Winter.

It is estimated that it will continue to create fools.

[Columbia: This should be the last one...] [Sandone: I hope so. ] [Dadalia: Today's time... so long. (Dada Duck dies. GF)] [Rosalind: It doesn't matter anymore, I'm tired, let's destroy it] [Xu Hao: The duck's head seems to be in a state of mind, poor baby. ] [Paimon: Ying, after the live broadcast is over, let's go to Wanmintang to eat spicy duck head, anyway, we are almost in Liyue. ] [Ying: Well, I'm a little greedy too. ] [Dadalia: Duck head is a ghost, can you not mention duck head, what kind of nickname is this (×[])! ] On the big screen, the video opens: to the dynamic music of PokerFace.

As soon as the video started, Dada Duck's arms were stretched out, and his right leg was raised and lowered, dancing.

On... Rosalynn's coffin board.

The melon-eating viewers in the live broadcast room were also directly stunned by this opening.

[Walnut: Hello (△Chuan)!Dancing on coffin boards is taboo!What a disrespect to the dead! ] [Chongyun: Offend the dead, offend the dead...] [Arataki Ito: This is too much, I know you can't dance on the grave of the dead (Zhao Zhao's) (mouth?)] [Qin: This is true Yes...] [Ayaka Kamizato: A completely unexpected operation. ] [Tinari: Anyway, there is no such custom on Sumeru's side. ] [Rosalind...] On the big screen, the video continues: Dada Duck dances and is replaced by Arechino.

Arechino finished and replaced by Sandogene and her big man.

Sandonie finished dancing and was replaced by Pantalone, who was squinting and smiling.

After Pantalone danced, Dottore was replaced.

Dottore finished the dance and was replaced by the little old man Puccinera.

After Pucciniella danced, she was replaced by Colombia, who loves to eat coffins.

After Colombia finished dancing, he was replaced by Capitano who knows who is not serious.

The executive officers of the fools took turns dancing on the coffin boards of their colleagues, but it was really annoying.

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Rosalind was dead, chopped into ashes.

It is very rare for the ashes to be transported back to Zhidong for burial.

And this group of colleagues who are executive officers not only only think about eating, but are even dancing on top of other people's coffin boards.

It was too much, it was too much.

After Capitano finished dancing, all the executive officers of fools danced in a row on the coffin board under the lead of Piero.

Perhaps they wanted to gently wake up the sleeping soul, and let Rosalin come back to life.

As soon as the camera turned, this row of dancing fools appeared outside the gate of the frozen mausoleum.

As soon as the camera turned, the dance troupe of fools appeared in Mond under the sunset, with the statue of Fengshen behind them.

The camera turned again, and the Dance Troupe of Fools appeared in Liyue under the clear sky, with the busy harbor behind.

The camera turned again, and the Fools' Dance Troupe came to Dao's Wife in the evening, and there were many things behind him.

As soon as the camera turned, the Fools Dance Troupe came to the castle tower again, which was the scene of the crime where Rosalin was hacked to death.

The camera turned again, and the Fools Dance Troupe came to Sumi again this time. Is the Baicao Garden behind it?

At the last turn of the camera, this time the fools came to the sky island above the clouds and surrounded by pillars.

There is a suspended road behind, leading to a mysterious road.

The door opened a little, and Asmodeus, the keeper of the law of heaven, showed his 770 head and looked at the few fools who were dancing in front of his house.

The big screen went black and the video ended.

[Today's video ends, thanks for watching. ] [The protagonist of the video, Rosalin, received a reward: a supremely luxurious thousand-year-old ice coffin. ] [Video protagonist Dadalia received a reward: a secret recipe for spicy duck head. ] [Piero, the main character of the video, gets a reward: a set of solar-charged RBG light effect checkerboard chess pieces set. ] [Video protagonist Columbia received a reward: the toughness and sharpness of the teeth was strengthened once. ] [The main character of the video, Puccinera, gets a reward: a pair of walking shoes for the elderly. ] [The protagonist of the video, Pantalone, received a reward: a copy of "Little Master's Junior Cooking Experience Collection". ] [Arechino, the main character of the video, received a reward: a copy of "Mei's Kitchen Classroom". ] [The protagonist of the video, Sandonie, received a reward: a copy of "The Essentials of Designing Boutique Assembled Toys". ] [Video protagonist Capitano received a reward: a copy of "#%secret"] [Video protagonist Dottore received a reward: a fireproof female suit. ] [The protagonist of the video, Leiden Guobeng, received a reward (cacc): a box of mother brand beef sticks. ] [The live broadcast room will be closed in 5 minutes...] Today's Fools' special session is finally over, and the executives of Fools are deeply relieved... What a ghost! !

I haven't been able to sleep for days! !

[Alechino: Hey... I can't think of anything to say, I just feel so tired. ] [Columbia: Me too, I haven’t felt so tired for a long, long time ([Capitano: What’s all this, the faces of fools today, glory...

] [Pantalone: ​​What can we do?That is an existence that even the laws of heaven can't help, we can only accept it. ] [Pucciniera: I am an old man, I have to be injured even at such an old age, this second creation live broadcast room really does not respect the old at all, my image. ] [Sandone: It’s okay, anyway, my image is not damaged, it’s good to talk less (V) [Piero: What’s the point of talking so much, I’ve already lost my face (Factory 5).] [ Dadalia: You guys can finally understand the feeling of being hurt every day ([-]~), let you mock me every day, laugh at me, and now you are finally getting retribution, hahahahaha...] [Xiang Ling: Poor Dada Duck, oh, by the way, share the secret duck head recipe for a fee. I am very interested in the secret recipe of the live broadcast room.] [Beidou: Mmm, share it, I will It tastes so spicy, and the spicy duck head sounds very good.] [Dadalia: Are you still human? (#), I am in such a miserable state, and you think about the spicy duck head first?] [Xu Hao: Don’t care what Spicy Duck Head cares about, Dada Duck, you have to figure out your own position, you are just an atonement emperor’s wallet (factory,) factory] [Dada Duck: ... ([-])] [Thoma: Atonement Dijun's wallet is okay, but the things he committed should be redeemed.] [Wendy: Hey, why don't I have such a wallet? Kaiya: Can we find the richest man in Monde, Mr. Diluc, the wine in his place is not free for Fengshen to drink? (Pimon funny JPG)] [Diluc: Even Fengshen can’t be free ()] After the [-] minutes passed, each went back to each house, each looking for each mother.

Today's collection of fools is really cool and satisfying.

Of course, the executives of the created fools were silent.

One is drumming, another is declining, and three is exhausting.

One or two videos will arouse anger, and if the anger accumulates too much, it will pass and become silent.