Yuanshen: Master Niu Miscellaneous Carving

But having said that, if there is a place where Yingmei really needs help, she will definitely be there.

She is such a loyal person, she is such a strong head, she is not in vain when she beat Osere.

Paimeng said weakly: "Then I will cheer you up."

She is just a Pymon, and it is already courageous to be able to cheer on the side.

Xu Hao pinched Paimon's face with a smile: "Use this emergency food of yours as a bait at that time, maybe it will have a miraculous effect."

PS: I am very sorry that there is only the fourth update today. I am too tired after having to deal with some things at home today, and my mind is confused. Take a break and continue to the fifth update tomorrow. I hope the big brothers will be happy.

Chapter 310 Four: When Sano was turned into a girl

For such things as bait, Pamona is 1000 million unwilling.

You may have a little courage to ask her to hold a Qiuqiu, but if the danger rises, you will only dare to avoid it.

"I'm not a combatant, so don't let me participate in such a dangerous thing."

Paimeng said cowardly, while pushing the meatballs into his mouth.

If she can really become Pai Meng like in the video, she will definitely take the lead in fighting.

But the problem is, she can't, so she can only hide.

Grandpa Zhongli stroked his chin and thought: "Perhaps, we can call Jiu Mengzi from next door to help."

As a good friend and neighbor who I have known for 2000 years, it should be reasonable to call for help when something serious happens.

Xu Hao spread his hands and said, "Don't count on him, he won't do any of the serious things."

"Don't think that Wendy is really working hard, at most it's just helping you with a b-uff or something."

The old man Zhongli nodded his head and thought it was the same.

Unless it's really a life-and-death situation like Kanria's, the alcoholic poet really fishes to the bottom.

Ying suddenly thought: "By the way, we can also call Dada Duck and let him be cannon fodder."

Xu Hao: "→_→"

Paimon: "→→"

Grandpa Zhongli: "→_→"

I didn't expect you to be such a younger sister, and she scratched her head in embarrassment for wanting Dada Duck to be a cannon fodder. She found that she seemed to be out of her mind recently.

Could it be that the second creation video has been watched too much, leading to the development in the same direction as in the video?

After eating, several people were busy with their own affairs.

Grandma Ping's Cheng Ge pot now only has enough materials to make one, so Xu Hao gave it to Ying Mei first.

Yingmei is probably busy collecting materials at the moment, and she is very active in order to live in the wild in the future.

Xu Hao naturally wanted a dust song pot, but Yingmei's was his.

After taking Yingmei down, does Chen Gehu need a second one for everything?

And the most important point, the dust song pot is an important prop for Yingmei to become crumbs.

It would be too detrimental to the image if Uncle Xu Hao went out with a Cheng Ge pot all day long to fool his girls.

Xu Hao went to the Adventurer's Association and found that there was no commission from Lao Daigua, which meant that no miners had been taken away by Ajiu to dig pits.

Although Grandpa Zhongli asked the immortals to keep an eye on Fulongshu, Xu Hao didn't think they could keep their eyes on them.

In the original plot, when Ajiu appeared behind Grandpa Zhongli to attack him, he didn't even notice.

It can be said that Sui is an incarnation of evil thoughts, but his strength is definitely at the level of a demon god.

Xu Hao didn't worry much about this matter, and Kun Jun, who had a benign side, restrained him. This seemingly extremely dangerous crisis was destined to be a near-miss.

Well, time to get down to business.

Today's second creation video theme, it's time to draw lots for random selection.

Taking out the small jar, Xu Hao shook it, and a small ball of paper came out.

Taking a look at the ball of paper, the name written on it this time turned out to be Sai Nuo!

His memory related to Sano's second works are actually not many, but it's not a problem to use them for one or two live broadcasts.

[The live broadcast room of Tivat Second Creation is open, melon-eating viewers, good afternoon everyone, quack quack. ] Okay, okay, we are pretty good, but Dada Ya may not be very good.

[Dadalia: Hmph, don't think about disturbing my mentality with this anymore, the heart of a warrior is as firm as steel. ] [Walnut: I don't believe it, unless you can shout on Liyue Main Street and admit that you are evil. (Funny. JPG)] [Dadalia: This is completely irrelevant, okay (0)? ] [Xu Hao: No, no, of course it's relevant. A steel mentality doesn't care what others think of you. ] [Amber: I’m bullying Dada Duck again, but I like it, hee hee (y mouth)~] [Xiao Gong: I want to eat spicy duck head, but I don’t have the time to go to Liyue, woo woo Woo...] [Beidou: @宵宫, it’s a small matter, I’ll bring you some next time I come over. ] [Xiaogong: Sister Beidou, you are so kind (TVT)] [Kujoro: Smuggling is prohibited (炸#)! ! ] Today’s first video, the big title is on the big screen: … [-] begging for flowers …

"When Sano Was Turned into a Girl" Oh Yo Yo, it's a very, very interesting title again.

[Sino: What (mouth;)! ? ] [Tinari: Sano turned into a girl, then this is really interesting, looking forward to it (yV)

[Ke Lai: Dafeng Disciplinary Officer, he... (△)! ] [El Heisen: Did Seno finally fail to escape...] [Ying: No way, I did it with that camera again (0)] [Arataki Ichito: I'm a little scared, You won't be able to find me after this =? ? ? (?????)] [-] On the big screen, the video starts: In the forest of Sumeru, everything is quiet and peaceful.

"Da da da, la la la..."

Suddenly, a voice so familiar to the melon-eating audience resounded in the woods.

A few mushrooms first stated that they didn't mess with anyone, and they lived peacefully every day.

Suddenly, a round ball with sparks falling in the middle of them.

BOOM!

After the flames and black smoke, the mushrooms turned into treasure chests.

The little girl Keli appeared on the stage, holding two bombs in her hand and kept throwing them around in the woods.

BOOM... BOOM! !

The flames were splashing in the woods, and they were suffering from very dangerous damage.

The ranger Tinari held a bow and chased after Keli, bending his bow and shooting arrows non-stop.

It's a pity that Keli has absolute luck, and even an arrow can't hit Keli.

Tinari is so angry, the hairs on his ears are blown up.

As soon as the screen changed, Yingmei and Sai Nuo were on the side.

Behind Yingmei was a mountain of three- and four-star weapons, and she looked at her wallet with tears in her eyes.

Sai Nuo looked at the two spears on the ground and fell into deep thought. Do you want to fight the red sand?

Or do you want a goma stick?

PS: Today, the five-shift [-]-character resume is resumed. The little author who hit the street has been in poor health. Recently, he has been a little bit troubled. He will occasionally take a rest at the fourth shift. Please be more generous.

Chapter 310: It hurts, it turned out to be physical denaturation

Choose special martial arts, or choose Goma stick.

This is a question that confuses Sano.

Specialized in martial arts, tailor-made for yourself.

But the goma stick looks pretty good too.

Just when Sano was struggling, Keli who was being chased ran to the cliff above his head.

When braking, a girl grabbed it, and a bomb in her hand fell.

Immediately afterwards, Tinari behind threw the bow in his hand and smashed it on Keli's head, knocking her down as well.

The bomb fell behind Senuo and exploded, and Senuo quickly turned back to check the situation.

Immediately afterwards, Keli fell down and sat down on the front of the goma stick.

And the barrel of Goma's stick was just between Sano's legs, and it suddenly tilted up like a seesaw.

The screen also switches accordingly.

A "seven seven zero" crushed the egg with one hand, the eggshell broke, and the yolk flowed into the transparent container.

At the same time, accompanied by sad music.

"Even today I'm smiling."

"Hide the crying me with laughter."

"If you can't say it, let it settle."

I have to say that it is very vivid, very vivid.

The image made the male viewers in the live broadcast room feel cold in the crotch.

[Kaya: Hiss... Oh my god, all of a sudden...] [Dadalia: Broken, it must be broken=? ? ? (?????)] [Diluque: Being turned into a girl, does that mean that?] [Lei Ze: Just looking at it, it hurts, I’m afraid. ] [Bennett: I have accidentally bumped into it many times, but none so serious...] [Xu Hao: @Bennett, hurry up and see a doctor while you are young, otherwise it will be too late Ah (???)! ! ] [Wendy: If it's broken...I'm afraid, the demon god can't do anything about it ([-]〃)] [Chongyun: I'm wondering if I should put an iron plate in my trousers for protection, just in case. ] [Dolly: I seem to have found a business opportunity (*??)

Back on the big screen, the video continues: In the darkness, a voice calls.

Cosmic Superman, open your eyes, I hold Saffron...

Waking up from a coma, the first thing Sano saw was the genius alchemist Abedo sitting on the bed, and Yingmei who was next to him looked at him and blushed.

Captain Qin also found Sumi, and apologized to Tinari while beating Keli's ass.

Senuo suddenly felt heavy in front of him, looked down, and was shocked to find that there were two lumps of things that he shouldn't have.

Tinari also came to watch the excitement, and Keli behind was tied into a rice dumpling by the head of Qin and fell to the ceiling.

Senuo suddenly had a bad premonition in his heart, and quickly untied his belt to check the situation. Seeing this, the child's eyes suddenly lost their luster.

Sino cried and hugged Abedo's trouser legs, and the music "Winter Flowers" also played: "Looking for warmth in the cold wind, wandering."

"Don't cry, my loving heart!"

"Tears don't suit you."

"Come on, just move forward, I've made up my mind to stride forward like this."

"Ah, although there is no smile in my heart."

"It's so sad to be alive."

It hurts, it really hurts, it hurts too much.

How can it not hurt when you lose the most important thing for a man.

Broken eggs, turned into a woman, and playing such a painful song, the male audience in the live broadcast room felt even worse.

[Ke Li: Uh, did Ke Li get into trouble again in the video?How did that big brother become a big sister ('?w?)? ] [Qin: Uh, huh, that...] [Kamizaya Ayato: So it’s physical degeneration, I’m scared, I’m really scared (Factory mouth)

] [Ke Lai: I feel that Disciplinary Officer Dafeng doesn't look so scary after he turns into a girl. ] [Kaya: @阿贝多, if the situation in the video really happens, is there any rescue? ] [Although I haven't done any research on gender conversion, I think it won't be too difficult. If something unexpected happens, I believe I have the ability to fix it. ] [Bennett: Huh, that's good, if you accidentally break it after playing one, you can find Abedo to repair it... 0] [Xu Hao: @Bennett, don't set up flags randomly, you kid, be careful Really gone (mouth?)! ! ] [Xingqiu: With Bennett's unlucky Chengdu, I'm afraid, this flag will really disappear after it is established...] [Lei Ze: I'm ready, rescued ([-])] Sai Nuo's face is black now It's terrible, if it's darker and darker, if it's stronger, you can go to coS to have a dog's head.

Ahem, sorry, I forgot to call the Desert Reaper outside.

He, Sai Nuo, is the disciplinary officer of the Holy Order, and he is known as a scholar.

His image is so serious, today's video directly smashed him.

Although he wasn't actually broken alone, it had dealt an extremely serious blow to his image.

Especially the gender change, this kind of blow is simply indescribable to Sano.

Uh... indeed, indescribable.

He was a man after all, how could he know what it was like to be a woman.

It's just that he has made up his mind at this moment, absolutely not to let that dangerous little red girl come to Sumeru.

Oh, so next, it's time for the second video.

Our disciplinary officer Sai Nuo has a unique skill, a unique skill that can chill people to death.

The title of the second video is: 2.2 "Let's have a cold joke showdown." Looking at the title, it is a video related to cold jokes.

[Tinari: Speaking of cold jokes, I remember that Sano is particularly good at this. ] [Sino: So what, I'm not the only one who can tell cold jokes in the entire Zhiwat. ] [Kaya: That’s true, for example, my righteous brother, he always tells jokes that make people cold (yV)~] [Di Luke: I prefer to burn people to death with fire (皮# )] [Xu Hao: Since it's a cold joke, I think it's best to wear a padded jacket and soak in a cup of hot water. ] [Hu Tao: I think I'm also quite talented for making cold jokes. Could the main character of this video be the hall master? ] [Zhong Li: In terms of universal rationality, what you said, Hall Master, is not a cold joke. ].

Chapter 310 Six: Tinari and Sano's Cold Joke Crosstalk

On the big screen, the video screen started: the first to appear was an air conditioner with Sino's head on it.

(This program is sponsored by Sino Air Conditioning...)